One of the laws of traversal: heroes emerge from troubled times.

In fact, in the last 5,000 years of Chinese history, there are not too many days of real chaos in the world. Who doesn't want to live a stable life? Have nothing to fight and play, and are you full? Even according to Mr. Luo Guanzhong, the general trend of the world, if you divide for a long time, you must be together for a long time, it will be half open at most. But all the comrades who have successfully crossed have almost invariably broken into the troubled times, as if they still think that history is not chaotic enough, and they have to add more gasoline to **.

But if you think about it from another angle, if it weren't for the troubled times, even if you crossed over, you wouldn't have much of a toss, basically what should you do. If you're lucky, you'll be dressed as a princely general, so you can find a place where no one is there and have fun. There is a famous English poem that says: "Since you are already happy, why bother studying?" It's better to earn some money and have a baby early! ”

In case of bad luck and people dressed in cloth, I'm sorry, it's the dragon you have to coil, it's the tiger you have to lie down. You say you have what you can do, I'm sorry, we don't need it! You, it's better to do what you want.

The second law of crossing: science and technology are the primary productive forces.

If we want to talk about the wisdom of the people, it must be infinite. If it weren't for the evil feudal society that seriously inhibited the creativity of the great Chinese people, we would have run into the ** long ago. No, as long as the comrades who crossed a little bit of allocation, the level of science and technology in that era will definitely advance by leaps and bounds, inventing a new tool, a new weapon is as simple as drinking a glass of water, what do you want from mineral resources, the production process is directly in line with modern standards, production equipment, whether you want it or not, what we value is the result, not the process.

The third law of crossing: the male protagonist must stall, and the female protagonist must fight.

It stands to reason that we are now living in an open society, especially the emancipation of the mind. Although the slogan of "sexual liberation" is not explicitly shouted, there is basically the right to pursue sexual happiness. But all the gay men who have crossed over are all severely depressed in their previous lives, so that after the crossing, they basically do not refuse to come, the more the merrier, and they can't wait to take all the beauties in the world. And those beauties are like flies seeing stinky meat.,Forever revolving around the male protagonist.。 If you really have this charm, don't cross over, isn't it really better to do it in the real world? But don't forget, you're not a *library, there are more handsome guys in nightclubs than you, and you can't work for two years. With your small body, can you afford it?

The female classmates who crossed were even more miserable, it was a good thing to fall into the Wang family, they didn't have to worry about eating and drinking all their lives, and they didn't have to work, so they teased the cat and walked the dog every day. You don't have to let that amorous NPC be half-hearted with you, no opponent to make opponents, and fight openly and secretly with a bunch of extremely dark femme fatales all day long. It's a lot of fun to fight people, isn't it?

At this time, Comrade Zhu Youzhen carefully compared his situation with the three laws of crossing.

If you want to talk about troubled times, it is really troubled times. Although it is still the year of the Apocalypse, it is not a few years before the fall of the Ming Dynasty. It won't be long before Li Zicheng will rebel, and the Qing army will enter the customs. It's a pity that in such a classic troubled world, he didn't dress as a hero, but he dressed as a bear. Zhu Youzhen had a dream for a long time last night, and in the dream, the hanging rope was always dangling in front of his eyes.

If you want to talk about technology, it's even more of a joke. In his previous life, You Jian's classmate went to college. However, college is just for you to play for four years, and if you want to point to that little thing in the classroom, you should really take medicine. In particular, he studied management, you said that if you learn chemistry, mechanics, construction engineering or something, it may be a little useful, who can you manage when you study management, who will let you manage? As for the mathematics, physics and chemistry that he had learned in junior high school and high school, You Jian even returned the principal with interest to the teacher. If you want to let the current Comrade Zhu Youzhen make the whole big invention coldly, I am afraid it will be more difficult than letting him travel back.

Not to mention, what is a little more reliable is this crossing the third law, also known as the stallion theorem. It seems that Comrade Zhu Youzhen is still more feminine, and he crossed over and got married directly. Although the belly pocket was stirred up and failed to win the first battle, Rui'er is a legal wife, and there is no need to rush for a while. No, Wei Zhongxian sent four more beauties with the same appearance, it seems that this kind of horse is a certainty. What is the difference between a successful man and a failed man? A successful man is blind and busy during the day and busy at night; A failed man just has nothing to do with JB during the day, and JB is okay at night! I failed enough in my previous life, but I will succeed again in this life!

As soon as Wei Zhongxian saw the four beauties enter the hall, Zhu Youzhen's eyes straightened, and he couldn't help sneering in his heart, but he said respectfully: "These four girls are twin sisters, they have no parents since they were children, and they are begging on the streets, which is pitiful." A few years ago, I happened to let the old slave meet him on the street, so he brought it back to the house. Now that they are older, in addition to the general work, they have also learned a little bit of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and they can accompany the prince to entertain and relieve boredom. ”

The so-called "entertainment", Zhu Youzhen naturally knows what it means. He just wanted to half-push and half-push and take the four beauties into his pocket, but the big words "Wei Zhongxian plotted to kill His Highness" suddenly appeared in his mind, and he couldn't help but gasp.

Where are the four beauties, they are clearly the four cameras placed next to me! If you don't do it, it will turn into four time bombs in the end!

Seeing that Zhu Youzhen was obviously moved, but suddenly silent, Wei Zhongxian thought that he had just been ordered to get married, and he was embarrassed to accept the beauty in front of the princess. So he turned to Rui'er and smiled: "Niangniang, what do you think? ”

Zhu Youzhen originally thought that even if Rui'er didn't jump three feet high, she would have to fall in the face. Unexpectedly, Rui'er smiled slightly and said: "Thank you for the kindness of Grandpa Wei, then the palace will be the master of the prince and accept them." ”

This made Zhu Youzhen's boss embarrassed, so he had to play haha to hide his embarrassment.

Wei Zhongxian saw that the people were also sent out, so he got up and said goodbye. Rui'er still understood something, and asked the palace maid next to her to hold a piece of stuff on a tray and hand it to Wei Zhongxian, and said with a smile: "Father-in-law Wei has worked hard this time, and I hope that Father-in-law Wei will take care of my prince more in the future." ”

Wei Zhongxian took the thing and put it in his sleeve, and his old face smiled like a flower again. He arched his hand and said: "In this way, the old slave will leave, and ask the prince and the mother to go to the Qianqing Palace as soon as possible, the emperor is still waiting." ”

Zhu Youzhen and Rui'er accompanied Wei Zhongxian out of the main hall, and then through the gate of the vestibule and courtyard, and came to the outside of this palace. Wei Zhongxian grinned and said: "If you don't work for the prince and the mother to send it away, the old slave will go back to pay the decree." ”

Only then did Zhu Youzhen find that there were still layers of palaces outside the palace gate. And Wei Zhongxian didn't come alone, there were dozens of subordinates waiting outside for a long time, and there were eight little eunuchs carrying a large sedan chair. Wei Zhongxian bent down and got into the sedan chair, and the team of dozens of people just walked away, which was really full of style.

Seeing that Wei Zhongxian and the others had walked away, Zhu Youzhen wiped the cold sweat on his forehead and went back into the palace. This time I turned around, only to find that on the tall palace gate, a blue background plaque was hanging high, and on it were three big characters with golden light: Wenhua Gate.

Zhu Youzhen immediately understood: It turned out that the place he was in was the Forbidden City!

In his previous life, You Jian traveled to Beijing once, and the attractions were naturally indispensable to the Forbidden City, that is, the Forbidden City. He also learned a little about the famous buildings in the Forbidden City. Inside the Wenhua Gate is naturally the Wenhua Palace, which is located in the southeast of the Forbidden City, on the east side of the three major halls, which is the place where the emperor holds a sutra feast and the children of the royal family study. It's just that in this life, this place has become Zhu Youzhen's dormitory.

Zhu Youzhen originally thought that the prince must be living in his palace, but he didn't expect that he also lived in the Forbidden City. This is where the emperor Lao'er and his seventy-two concubines in the three palaces and six courtyards live! I think that Lao Tzu had to pay five yuan to pee here, and some places were mysteriously not allowed to enter. Now that my brother is staying here, the grandchildren of the Forbidden City Management Office, you are here to shout at your uncle again, come on!

Zhu Youzhen returned to the palace proudly, but found that the four beauties sent by Wei Zhongxian just now were still kneeling in the hall, and they didn't dare to get up because they didn't have the order of the new master. He just started to have a headache and didn't know what to do.

Rui'er is so smart, she has long seen Zhu Youzhen's embarrassment. She glanced at Zhu Youzhen, and then said to the four beauties: "Get up and talk back." What's your name? ”

Only then did the four twin beauties get up. Zhu Youzhen coughed twice, pretending to look at the furnishings in the hall, but he couldn't help stealing his eyes and looking at their faces. But seeing that these four girls are actually not very old, they are similar to Rui'er. However, between the eyebrows and eyes, there is less of Rui'er's beauty and refinement, but more gentle and charming, which has a unique charm.

Zhu Youzhen couldn't help but think of Jin Yong's novel "Tianlong Babu" that he had read in his previous life, in which the four maids of the Eagle Palace Tianshan Tong's grandmother, Mei Jian, Lan Jian, Bamboo Sword, and Ju Jian, were also of such age. Later, Tianshan Tong's grandmother died, and Xuzhu became the new owner of the Vulture Palace. When Xuzhu returned to Shaolin Temple, the four maids secretly followed, but were discovered by the senior monks of Shaolin Temple. One of the old monks also commented: "Senior brother abbot, these four girls have straight eyebrows and straight waists, thin necks and straight backs, and they are obviously virgins who are as guarded as jade. Looking at the four twin sisters in front of him, they really fit the description of the old monk. It's just that how does this old monk know that such a virgin is a virgin? It seems that this bald donkey is not a good monk either.

Zhu Youzhen was thinking nonsense, but he heard the four girls reply in unison in a sweet voice: "Back to the prince, the four sisters are orphans living on the streets, and they don't have names at all. When we arrived at the Mansion of Duke Wei, Grandpa Wei named the four of us Big, Erniu, Sanniu, and Xiaoniu. ”

Zhu Youzhen was excited in his heart, and couldn't help but have a great impression of Wei Zhongxian: I've seen an uneducated, I've never seen such an uneducated! With Wei Zhongxian, my old man can also be regarded as a great talent!

Rui'er was still listening seriously, but when she heard this, she couldn't help laughing, and said after a long time: "These names are too vulgar." You are so beautiful one by one, you are called big girls and little girls, and it is too bad for the scenery. Lord Wang, why don't you give them a few new good names? ”

Zhu Youzhen pretended to think for a while and said, "Then let's call it Mei Jian, Lan Jian, Bamboo Sword, and Ju Sword." ”

Rui'er's eyes lit up when she heard it, half approvingly, half jokingly: "This name is good!" With the charm of the flowers of the four seasons and the heroism of the sword, it seems that the prince likes you very much! But I secretly thought in my heart, who said that this person doesn't learn and has no skills, and can take out such a good name without thinking, even I am ashamed of myself!

The four twin sisters also knelt down happily and thanked: "Thank you for the name!" ”

Zhu Youzhen said: "You're welcome, you're welcome, hey, hey, hey." "But I screamed in my heart, ashamed, ashamed! Jin Yong Daxia, I plagiarized your intellectual property, don't sue me!