Ninety-six fierce Zhang Fei [four more arrived, ask for a monthly pass subscription]
ps: Because it was put on the shelves two hours in advance, I forgot to make changes in the previous chapters, and I just made a small modification, adding two special attributes to Cao Cao and Xiahoudun, the so-called attributes, roughly equivalent to the character, Cao Cao is a minister, and Xiahoudun is strong. Finally, ask for a monthly pass, subscribe!
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"As a prince, how can you be so rude? The king came from afar, but you came late, but you didn't even know how to pay homage? Dare to ask your Yuan family, the fourth and third dukes, is this the etiquette that is taught? ”
Guan Sheng has not made an inch of success since he joined the command of King Hongnong, coupled with his strong personality, seeing Yuan Shu's frivolous and rude appearance at this moment, he couldn't help but be furious, and stood up from behind Liu Wei and loudly accused Yuan Shu.
Yuan Shu first felt ashamed, then angry, and glared at Guan Sheng angrily: "What are you?" How dare you accuse me? Don't think that if you are the part of King Hongnong, you can make a lot of nonsense, annoy Lao Tzu, and make you unable to go back to Jiangdong! ”
"Surnamed Yuan, you dare to yell at my second brother? Don't look at me Zhang Yide is just a step archer, and he will still beat you off! ”
Suddenly, a tiger roar came from outside the tent, and a reckless man with a leopard head and eyes, a bearded face, and a black robe pushed away the soldiers guarding the tent and forcibly broke in.
The thirty soldiers guarding the tent were all carefully selected elites under Yuan Shao's subordinates, and at this moment, they were violently bumped by this reckless man, and they immediately fell down one after another, and they were in a mess, and they actually allowed him to break into the tent and stand in the center of the feast. With his hands on his hips, he glared at Yuan Shu.
"Zhang Fei?"
Liu Wei's eyes showed excitement, and he finally saw a super-first-class fierce general again. Yanren Zhang Yide has appeared, will Guan Yunchang and Liu Xuande be far away?
What made Liu Wei even more ridiculous was that he didn't expect Zhang Fei to mistake Guan Sheng for Guan Yu, which shows that the similarity between Guan Sheng and Guan Yu should be very high.
Yuan Shu was taken aback by the menacing Zhang Fei, took three steps back, and asked in a trembling voice, "Who are you?" How dare you trespass into the handsome tent? Around. Take it for me! ”
But Zhang Fei no longer paid attention to Yuan Shu and set his eyes on Guan Sheng, who was standing in front of Liu's case. looked up and down, looked incredulous, and rubbed his eyes again, only then did he determine that this person was not the second brother he was looking for.
"You, why are you birdman dressed up as my second brother? Believe it or not, I'm going to blow your head out? Zhang Fei's anger was like thunder. Regardless of the surrounding princes, he stomped his feet and asked Guan Sheng loudly.
Guan Sheng stroked his long hair with his hand, looking inexplicable: "You reckless man is really strange?" What do you say with gibberish? What does your second brother look like, and what does it have to do with something? ”
Zhang Fei was even more angry, and said in a loud voice: "You even learned how my second brother brushed his beard, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will pull out your birdman's beard now?" ”
"In front of His Royal Highness King Hongnong and all the princes, you reckless man must be rude!"
Guan Sheng's love for the beautiful hair was like his life, and he hurriedly took a step back and made a defensive posture.
This reckless man is just an understatement and a casual effort. Dozens of tent guards were pushed around, and it seemed that they must have the power to pull out the mountain, and they must not be taken lightly. Even if Qin Shubao made a move in person, he would not necessarily be the opponent of this reckless man. Guan Sheng thought to himself in his heart.
Seeing Zhang Fei making a big fuss, Gongsun Zhan couldn't sit still, stood up and scolded: "Zhang Yide, don't be rude, quickly retreat!" ”
Zhang Fei hugged Gongsun Zhan's wrist. He smiled embarrassedly: "Lord Gongsun, I haven't seen the shadow of the eldest brother and the second brother for most of the day. I was anxious, so I thought about going to the handsome tent to take a look. I saw this guy with a long beard outside, and I mistook it for my second brother, and I saw this Yuan Shu reprimanding my second brother, so I rushed in to seek justice for my second brother, who expected to recognize the wrong person......"
Zhang Fei also knew that his behavior just now was a little reckless, and he had an idea, and thought of an idea to burn the flames of war on Yuan Shu's head, and raised his voice and said: "However, what this guy pretending to be my second brother said also makes sense, after you Yuan Highway is a famous family, don't you even know the number of salutes to visit the emperor?" Could it be that the people of the Yuan family are all this kind of cultivation? ”
After listening to what Zhang Fei said, the princes present discussed a lot, Yuan Shu was originally complaining because of the problem of grain and grass, and it was strange not to fall into the well at this moment, and the princes condemned Yuan Shu's expression.
Taking advantage of the chaos in the handsome tent, Liu Wei hurriedly summoned the system in his mind: "Analyze Zhang Fei's abilities for me." ”
"Ding-dong...... The system is being analyzed. ”
"Ding-dong...... After the analysis is completed, the peak Zhang Fei - 99 in force, 91 in command, 38 in intelligence, and 25 in politics. Special ability: Angry Shouting - When roaring, it is easy to make the opponent frightened, and the force of the opponent is reduced. ”
"The current Zhang Fei - 99 in force, 85 in command, 38 in intelligence, and 21 in politics."
"Awesome! The force of 99 is a little higher than Qin Qiong's, and it is worthy of being the enemy of 10,000 people recorded in the history books! This angry attribute bull fork, no wonder someone will be scared! ”
Liu Wei withdrew from the system and cast a coveted gaze at Zhang Fei.
This Liu Bei's vision of people is really accurate, how did he find such an outstanding two little brothers, and flickered and worshipped the handle, so that they were willing to work for themselves, this means of employing people is not acceptable!
If Zhang Fei's IQ is average, and Guan Yu is not a resourceful person, then there is nothing to say about the IQ of Zhuge Liang, who became the embodiment of wisdom in later generations, right? was not fooled by Liu Bei and died in the barracks, and even his son and grandson sacrificed their lives for Liu Bei's country.
In addition to the reason why Zhuge Liang himself is a loyal minister, Liu Bei's factor of being good at winning people's hearts cannot be ignored, throughout the two thousand years of Chinese history, Liu Xuande's means of controlling people are very clever.
was almost drowned by the spittle of the princes, and Yuan Shu had no choice but to admit his mistake: "Yes, it was rude just now, but it was because of the hurry, so it was rude." But you reckless man trespassing into the camp, not rebellion, what is it? ”
"I'm also in a hurry. In order to find my two sworn brothers, I took my leave! ”
Heroes don't suffer immediate losses, Zhang Fei doesn't want to be drowned by the spittle of the princes. was even dealt with by military law, leaving a word, turning around and leaving.
Yuan Shu raised his eyebrows and snorted coldly: "Hmph, do you still want to go?" In the handsome tent, how can you allow you to come when you want to come and leave when you want? Around. Take it for me! ”
"No!"
After Yuan Shu's order, Yu Shi and Lei Bo Er behind him bullied forward. launched a pincer attack on Zhang Fei from the left and right, intending to grab one of Zhang Fei's arms.
"Straight lady thief, I've already admitted my mistake, what else? If it weren't for you, Yuan Shu would have made a mistake first. provoked the anger of this long-bearded man, how could I rush into the handsome tent? ”
said that it was too late and that was fast, although Zhang Fei's mouth was full of words and justifying his actions, but he was not idle under his hands, and when Lei Bo reached out to grab his arm, he backhanded Lei Bo's waist and held it up violently.
"Get out of here!"
Zhang Fei's anger was also enraged, and he lifted more than 100 catties of Lei Bo with one arm. threw it at the table in front of Yuan Shu.
"Bang Bang".
The table in front of Yuan Shu was smashed to the ground, and the wine, food, dishes and chopsticks were scattered all over the ground, which was in a mess.
Just when Zhang Fei threw the thunderbolt out. Yu Shi took the opportunity to hug Zhang Fei's bear waist from behind, and drank "pour" in his mouth, trying to knock Zhang Fei to the ground, but he used his strength to feed, and Zhang Fei still didn't move.
"What are you holding me for, your grandmother? I only like women. But I don't have any interest in a guy like you! ”
As soon as the words fell, Zhang Fei grabbed one of Yu She's arms with both hands. With a loud shout, a standard back drop action threw Yu Shi over his head.
"Woo Yo ......"
Yu Shizhi felt a hot pain in his back and buttocks, as if he had been broken into eight petals, he couldn't bear the pain, rolled on the ground, and wailed.
Zhang Fei is just reckless, not mentally retarded, and he also knows that his impulsiveness today has caused a big disaster, and the Yuan Shu he offended is Yuan Shao's brother, in case the brothers wear a pair of pants and want to deal with their own military law, it is unknown whether their head can be saved.
"A thousand clever plans, go for the best policy. I hurry up to find the eldest brother and the second brother and leave these birdmen! I knew that the Kwantung Coalition Army was this virtue, and I was killed by a slave with three surnames, so we didn't come! ”
Zhang Fei didn't know about the discord between the Yuan brothers, and was afraid that the two brothers would find trouble with the three brothers, so he decided to slip away as soon as possible. At the moment, after breaking Lei Bo and Yu She's two generals away, he strode out of the tent.
"This strong man stays!"
A majestic voice sounded, coming from Cao Cao.
Hearing Cao Cao's shouts, the soldiers guarding the tent raised their spears one after another, blocking Zhang Fei's way.
Zhang Fei was a little irritable, turned his head and asked angrily: "I have already admitted my mistake?" What else? Don't be angry! ”
Cao Cao had already gotten up and left the table, and bowed his hand to Zhang Fei and said, "This strong man, please be calm for a while, Cao Cao did not investigate your trespass on the handsome tent, but admired your martial arts." With such effort, why do you keep investing in the pearl? I think your skills are enough to fight with Lu Bu, not only will you not be punished, but you will also be promoted! ”
"Hey...... Is this true? ”
Listening to Cao Cao's words, Zhang Fei bared his teeth and laughed, with a half-believing expression. Seeing that this guy's eyes are ethereal, he can't help but guard against this trick.
But being praised for being able to fight with Lu Bu, Zhang Fei was still happy, touched the beard on his face and said: "My martial arts are quite good, but compared to my second brother, that is the firefly is better than the moon in the sky!" ”
Without waiting for Cao Cao to speak, Liu Wei had already stood up and rushed to speak, and arched his hand to Zhang Fei: "This strong man's martial arts are really eye-opening, since Brother Ling has a unique skill, why not bring him to the handsome tent to have a look?" If you really have the ability, you will definitely be rewarded! ”
"Is that true?" Zhang Fei was skeptical.
Liu Wei patted his chest and said: "A certain is the former son of heaven, and now the king of Hongnong, he has nothing to say!" ”
I won't sue you, in fact, few people know that your name is Yanren Zhang Yide, and they also know that you kowtow to Liu Xuande and Guan Yunchang in the peach orchard, but I still have to pretend that I don't know you.
Hearing that this person was King Hongnong, Zhang Fei suddenly became excited, looked Liu Wei up and down, and said happily: "You and my eldest brother are the same ancestor, I believe that you will be as trustworthy as my eldest brother, I will go to find the eldest brother and the second brother to come over and get to know the king!" (To be continued)