Ninety-eight pun intended

Unpleasant things happened one after another, making the atmosphere of the feast very dull.

The princes were cautious and spoke as little as possible, lest they should give them a handle.

A huge handsome tent was born to enliven the atmosphere by relying on Cao Cao's conversation and laughter, and Yuan Shao, as the leader of the alliance, interjected a few sentences from time to time to brush his sense of savings.

And Liu Wei also knew that he was a newcomer and it was not appropriate to dominate the guests, so he listened with a smile most of the time. Behind him stood Liu Bowen, Qin Qiong, Zhou Tai, Guan Sheng, Wei Zhuang and other civil and military officers, who seemed to be standing solemnly, but in fact, they were watching and listening to all directions, vigilant against every move of the princes.

After a glass of wine, Liu Wei picked up the handkerchief on the table and wiped the oil stains on the corner of his lower lip, preparing to formally negotiate with Yuan Shu.

Since this guy was taught a lesson by Zhang Fei and Guan Sheng, his face has been gloomy like the sky before a storm, and it seems that if no one accosted him, he would not say a word today.

At this moment, the leader of the camp guard walked in quickly, and arched his hand: "Lord Qiqi Alliance, the reckless man who made a big fuss about the tent has brought two people who call themselves Liu Bei and Guan Yu, and they are asking to see them outside the tent!" ”

"Zi Yu" sound.

Yuan Shao picked up the wine glass in front of him and drank it all, without raising his head, and waved his hand impatiently: "Waiting outside the tent!" ”

"No!"

The leader of the guards agreed, turned and left.

"Wait!"

Liu Wei Huoran got up, waved his hand and shouted to the leader of the guards, and said loudly: "The Xiliang army shows off its might. Lu Bu is arrogant, and if he wants to eradicate the Dong thief party, he must promote talents in an eclectic manner! The strong man is skilled. He also said that his brother had ten thousand enemies, so how could he snub the hero? Quickly spread the three of them into the account to talk! ”

After listening to what King Hongnong said, the leader of the guards looked at Yuan Shao and Cao Cao who were sitting on the throne with a look of embarrassment, wanting to inquire about their intentions, and did not dare to directly obey King Hongnong's orders.

Unexpectedly, the relationship had just eased a little, and the young king actually rebelled against himself for the sake of two unknown people, which made Yuan Shao very dissatisfied. Pick up the wine glass in front of you and make a "slippery" sound. It's all over again.

Cao Cao's deep eyes turned quickly, and after a little hesitation, he bowed his head and said: "According to His Highness's orders, pass on the three Liu Bei brothers to enter the account and talk!" ”

"No!"

got Cao Cao's orders. The leader of the guards dared to turn around and go out of the tent and pass the word to the three Liu Bei brothers.

Although the characters who are about to appear in front of him are the famous Taoyuan three brothers, Liu Wei has been able to do not move the eight winds and kneel in front of the table like Mount Tai.

With a steady footstep, Liu Bei was in front, Guan and Zhang were behind, and they cautiously walked into the big tent. He immediately knelt down in the direction where Liu Wei was: "Liu Bei of Zhuo County, Guan Yu of Hedong, Zhang Fei of Zhuo County, see His Royal Highness King Hongnong!" ”

didn't have time to look at the three heroes in front of him, Liu Wei Huo Ran got up. walked in front of the three of them and personally helped up the three brothers: "The three heroes don't have to be polite, please get up quickly!" ”

"Humph!"

For Corporal Lixian of Liu Wei, Yuan Shu, who was sitting in the distance, sneered, the corners of his mouth twitched, and the white of his eyes rolled. Turning his head and snorting coldly, there were words in his mouth. "It's a shame that a person who has been the Son of Heaven actually despises himself so much, and such a small role has to be lifted up in person? No wonder Dong Zhuo was ...... It's also self-inflicted! ”

Due to the distance, Liu Wei didn't hear Yuan Shu's muttering, and even if he did, he didn't bother to argue with him, and quietly looked at the appearance of the three Taoyuan brothers when they helped them up.

I saw that Liu Bei was really as recorded in the history books, about seven feet five inches tall, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, a loyal face, huge ears, which can be called a trick, a pair of long arms, and when he hung down, he could almost touch his knees. According to the face, this is the appearance of great wealth and nobility, and such a person will inevitably soar and achieve a great cause.

After watching Liu Bei and then looking at Guan Yu, just one glance, Liu Wei couldn't help but let out a sigh of praise in his heart: "It's just a god who will descend to earth, and he really deserves to be a martial saint who has been famous for thousands of years!" ”

Guan Yu in front of him was more than nine feet tall, standing in the center of the big tent with his head held high, burly like a mountain. Danfeng eyes, lying silkworm eyebrows, three feet long beard under the chin are not messy, the jujube red face is full of pride, and the eyes are full of confidence, and they don't take all the princes in their eyes.

"Huh......"

When Guan Yu got up, the princes found that this person looked exactly the same as the bearded general behind King Hongnong who had just reprimanded Yuan Shu, and they couldn't help but let out a sigh of surprise.

"What's going on? Why do these two look so similar? ”

"It's similar, but there's a difference when you look closely. This big man called Guan Yu was a little burlier and had a redder face, compared to the general behind His Royal Highness King Hongnong, who was a little shorter and had a lighter complexion! ”

"Standing together can indeed tell the difference, but when they are separated, I'm afraid it's hard to distinguish. Aren't these two twin brothers? ”

Suddenly seeing this unexpected scene, the handsome tent that was still quiet and dull just now suddenly became noisy, and all the princes were amazed, and the generals standing behind them also whispered.

"Shhh...... What a majestic man, just looking at this physique, he knows that he is by no means an ordinary man, if he can receive this red-faced man under his command, why not make a big difference! ”

Guan Yu's aura and burly figure even shocked Cao Cao, turning the wine glass in his hand, his eyes narrowed into a slit, staring at Guan Yu deadly, and muttering to himself in his heart.

suddenly became the focus of the audience, Guan Yu could naturally understand the reason, but he disdained to turn his head to look at Guan Sheng. just quietly glanced at the other party a few times from the corner of his eye, although he was a little surprised in his heart, but his face was silent at all, and he still stood in the center of the handsome tent with a proud face.

Compared to Guan Yu, Guan Sheng is a little uneasy, he really can't imagine why there are people in this world who look so similar to him, and they are all surnamed Guan?

If it's just an ordinary appearance, forget it. The world is so big, and it's not surprising that people are similar. The key is that his appearance is peculiar enough, and he has a long beard. He could even hit his face, which made Guan Sheng almost unable to believe his eyes.

"Could it be that this person is so-and-so's twin brother? When you have time, you must repair a book and ask your father if there is a lost brother in this world, this, this is really unbelievable! ”

Guan Sheng thought to himself in his heart, glanced at Guan Yu a few more times, and suddenly felt ashamed of himself again. The other party is at least five or six inches taller than himself. And his face was even redder, and there was a sense of arrogance between his eyebrows. People will subconsciously be in awe, and they can't compare with themselves in terms of temperament.

I couldn't help but bow my head and smile bitterly: "I used to think of myself as a beautiful bearded man, but when I saw it today, I knew what the real beautiful man looked like." These three words will never be mentioned again! ”

Liu Bei was also taken aback by the appearance of Guan Yu and Guan Sheng, but Liu Bei also knew that now was not the time to be surprised, and he must seize the opportunity to show himself as much as possible, so that he could get a chance to soar and regain the majesty of his ancestors.

"Bei is a native of Zhuo County, Zhuo County, now lives in the Plains, and his ancestor is King Jing of Zhongshan, and he saw Dong Zhuo usurping power. Bullying the monarch and ravaging my Han family, as a descendant of Gaozu. Beixin was unwilling, so he followed Gongsun Taishou to attack Dong. The righteous brother Zhang Fei mistakenly broke into the big tent and offended His Royal Highness and the adults, so he was very frightened and willing to be punished! ”

After settling down, Liu Bei bowed to King Hongnong again. The words seem to be pleading. In fact, the point is to express that he is also a descendant of Gaozu, but his fate is unfortunate. to be reduced to a common man.

For Liu Bei's thoughts, Liu Wei knows it well. After thinking about it for a while, he decided to give Liu Bei the name of the emperor's uncle in advance.

It is still difficult to say whether a hero like Liu Bei can be used for his own use, but if the relationship is good, at least he will not become an enemy. It is really a headache to be against Guan and Zhang, so Liu Wei has to find ways to avoid this situation.

What's more, Liu Xie in history was able to treat Liu Bei as an imperial uncle when he was the Son of Heaven, and it was not a big deal to shout "Uncle Huang" himself!

"It turns out that the envoy is also a descendant of Gaozu, dare to ask you what descendant you are?" Liu Wei made up his mind, returned a salute, and asked.

Unexpectedly, King Hongnong actually talked about his seniority, Liu Bei secretly rejoiced in his heart, and traced it back at least 10,000 times in private, and he was already familiar with it, and said quietly: "Bei is the fifteenth descendant of Gaozu!" ”

"If that's the case, Lone still has to call the envoy an uncle!"

Liu Wei made a look of surprise and returned the salute to Liu Bei again.

I didn't expect this guy who came out of nowhere to suddenly become an "imperial uncle", and many of the princes here were resentful, but when it came to the founding emperor of the Han Dynasty, no one dared to stand up and question it rashly. Pretending to be a royal family is a great treacherous crime, and seeing that this guy with big ears has a loyal face, he shouldn't be untrustworthy.

"Come on, buy a table of wine feast for Uncle Huang, and drink together!"

After the seniority was discussed, Uncle Huang's hat was also put on Liu Bei's head, and Liu Wei planned to let the three brothers step aside first, and settle the matter between himself and Yuan Shu first.

Unexpectedly, King Hongnong actually let this big-eared guy enter the table, Yuan Shu suddenly became angry, and took the case: "It's ridiculous, a county order, how can he dare to drink with us and other princes?" It's simply the Tang Dynasty in the world! I am the fourth and third princes, and I will never drink with such unknown people! ”

"Heroes don't ask about their origins, Gaozu started from a pavilion chief, but laid the foundation of my Han Dynasty for 400 years, what is the shame of the order of a county? Even if you are the ninth and third duke of the Yuan family, you are just a courtier of my Liu family, why can you sit, but my Liu clan can't sit? ”

Regarding Yuan Shu's arrogance, Liu Wei unceremoniously met the attack, and his sonorous words directly made Yuan Shu stunned. And Yuan Shao also had a hot pain on his face, which not only hit Yuan Laoer's face, but also swollen his face as the leader of the alliance!

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