Chapter 12 A man experiences the pain of a woman giving birth!

The sky was pitiful, holding the two little tigers who had just completed the moon, Zhu Zilong finally turned out of the forest.

At this time, there was a glimmer of light in the sky, and it was obviously early in the morning.

Zhu Zilong soared all the way, and when he arrived at the corner of Zhang's house, there was no one around.

The room he lived in was in the backyard, just two walls away, which was convenient. I went up and entered the room!

Put the two little tigers on the bed, these two sleepers were still sleeping in a daze, and Zhu Zilong's brows were locked.

How do you explain these two little tigers to outsiders?

Said it was picked up?

In the eyes of outsiders, Zhu Zilong usually doesn't get up until 9 o'clock in the morning, you are sleeping at home, you tell us to pick it up, TM teases us?

Said he went out to catch it himself?

This excuse is even more incomprehensible, what are you doing when you go out at night?

He also ran to catch two little tigers, and they were the legendary white tiger and black tiger. It's the same as the modern side, on April 1st, you said that you won the 5 million jackpot, and no one will believe it.

Well? Wait, White Tiger and Black Tiger?

Zhu Zilong was stunned for a moment, and then an idea came up in his mind, snapped his thigh, and said to himself: "There is... The ancients believed in ghosts and gods... Just explain it with strange powers! ”

The theory of strange power and chaos refers to things about weirdness, bravery, and ghosts. From the Analects.

The ancients believed that if the white tiger roared like thunder in the morning, it was an omen that there would be a saint, and if the feudal ruler implemented benevolent government, the white tiger would not harm people and things. ”

In addition, the legend of the Four Spirit Sacred Beasts was originally passed down from ancient times to modern times.

They are the four beasts of the Green Dragon, the White Tiger, the Vermilion Bird, and the Xuanwu. The west is white, so the white tiger is the god of the west, and the green dragon is the god of evil spirits.

At the same time, the white tiger is also the god of war, with a variety of divine powers such as avoiding evil, fighting disasters, praying for abundance, punishing evil and promoting good, getting rich, and tying the knot, and is a symbol of power and dignity.

Less than a short time.

"Whew... "Whew... Woo... 555! ”

The day finally dawned, and when the Zhang family, like a few subordinates who were arranged to serve under Zhu Zilong, came to the outside of Zhu Zilong's courtyard. Immediately a strange sound was heard!

They quietly looked into the courtyard and were startled.

Then, there is no then.

The entire Zhang family was boiling after a while!

Zhang Jingzheng came, the old lady of the Zhang family also came, the wives and children of the Zhang family came, and the people of the Zhang family also came to watch. Of course, Zhu Zilong, who lives in this courtyard, is naturally indispensable!

After a round of mutual inquiries, everyone's eyes focused on Zhu Zilong, and Zhang Jingzheng asked with a slightly panicked look on his face: "Nephew of the four seas... The Son of the Five Spirits is really blowing in a gust of wind...? ”

(The white tiger is one of the legends of the four holy beasts, but it is gold in the five elements, and it is also called the five spirit gold is white, so it can also be called the five spirit beasts.) )

After receiving Zhu Zilong's cautious nod of confirmation, everyone was in an uproar.

The so-called wind from the tiger and the cloud from the dragon are really convincing.

This can be called a folk auspicious!

"Arrange it, I want to report to my ancestors and have a big water feast!" The old lady of the Zhang family believed this more than anyone else, and without waiting for her son to ask again, she immediately began to speak excitedly.

Zhang Jingzheng still had some doubts, but he had always been extremely filial, and when he heard his father say this, he had to obey his fate at the moment.

For a while, very quickly.

The rumors that the Zhang family is a miracle doctor and that the white tiger came from the wind have been spread in the neighboring towns, still in Yantai Fucheng and several surrounding cities, and have been spread by the people.

At this point, Zhu Zilong's excuse has begun to bear fruit.

In the following days, Zhu Zilong's adopted sister Zhu Xinyue and Zhang Jingzheng's young sons played with the little tiger all day long.

However, it's strange to say, the golden tube is like this.

The two little tigers like Zhu Zilong the most, as long as they are free, they will immediately run back to Zhu Zilong's feet and stick to them affectionately. Zhu Zilong is very suspicious of these two little guys, and their IQ has not yet grown. I guess it's like his parents or something!

So, Zhu Zilong, who originally liked to raise kittens and puppies, personally picked up pork and fed them on time every day.

Zhu Xingyue and Zhang Jingzheng's youngest sons, when they saw that the little white tiger and the little black tiger liked to eat pork, they also did the same, but they got the contrast of the little tigers refusing to eat it.

For this reason, Zhu Xingyue and Zhang Jingzheng's younger sons, their eyes were red from crying, and they asked Zhu Zilong puzzled: "Brother (eldest brother), why doesn't the little holy beast eat our pork......?" ”

Zhu Zilong could only twitch his eyebrows and was silent, and hurriedly comforted. But for the rest, he rolls his eyes and wonders, you ask him, who does he ask?

Maybe it's because you're a dragon? That's why the little ones are so close to themselves?

Of course, Zhu Zilong only thought about this idea in his heart, and did not say it.

(As a side note, a reader asked me.) It is said that the ancients did not eat pork! )

In fact, pork has been around since ancient times, and people in the past did not eat it, but ate it in different grades. Because it was not until the middle of the Qing Dynasty that castrated pigs were invented, the pigs that grew up in this way did not smell.

The ancients did not not eat pork, but ate different types of meat according to the Zhou rites, and pork was ranked at the lowest level, even lower than dog meat. Generally, only the poorest people raise some of their own food.

The pork that Zhu Zilong gave to the little tigers was the pigs raised by the Zhangjia tenant farmers.

However, a few more days later, on a night.

Zhu Zilong didn't care about anything else, but his heart was shocked.

Through the soul connection and the broken dragon inheritance, he instinctively sensed that a large amount of dragon qi had been transmitted to his body.

After all, the emperor's doppelganger is just a split, and the physical fitness of the Emperor of the Apocalypse is not mentioned, a weak chicken. So after a large amount of dragon qi reached saturation and strength in the emperor's body, it began to pour into Zhu Zilong's body through the soul-connected relationship.

Spirits can also affect matter, just like when Zhu Zilong still has the dragon ball of the young dragon in his body.

Late at night, Zhu Zilong concocted the same method and fastened the doors and windows.

Before he could get back to bed, he fell to the ground.

If someone can come in and take a look in the room at this time, it will be a surprise.

Because, at this time, Zhu Zilong's whole body was up and down, and it was like an earthworm buried under his skin, from his toes to the big tendons on the back of his chest, rising and falling, constantly expanding and stretching.

It is often said that there are ten levels of human pain, the smallest level is the bite of a small bug, and the largest level is the feeling of a woman when she gives birth to a child.

But Zhu Zilong wanted to scold his mother at this time, and this sudden feeling of pain was simply the eleventh level. To use a metaphor, it is to have ten children in a short period of time at once! (And most importantly, it's still a man who gives birth to a child, and his anus will burst, and I'm dizzy)!

"I'll go, your second uncle, why does it hurt so much...... Yes......? ”

In the next second, after Zhu Zilong finished complaining, he fainted straight.