Chapter 150: ...... Triggered by Jokes
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After Lu Zhe came to this era, he saw a lot of girls or women of the opposite sex, and he saw them during his time in Xianyang...... How to say it, it may be because of the relationship between different aesthetics, some women who look very beautiful to others look at him, but he thinks that they are just good facial features.
At this time, there is almost no concept of beauty and skin care, no matter which gender is really pampered and has been staying indoors, everyone's skin is basically tanned by the sun.
People with fair complexion and very good skin, Lu Zhe has basically never seen it, even the First Emperor is a middle-aged man who looks full of red light and sufficient nutrition, and he looks dark.
The color of the little girl's skin exposed to the clothes is a wheat color, and the temperament of the whole person is more agile in addition to the youthfulness of the child. She had been peeking at Lu Zhe just now, and there seemed to be an impossibility of shyness and satisfaction in her scrutinizing eyes?
Seeing Lu Zhe, the lieutenant was a little confused and said, "She came with two people." There were two people still outside, who called themselves Winged Flails and Social Shock. Seeing that both of them were martial artists and armed with weapons, they didn't let them in......"
"Flails? Surprise? Lu Zhe was stunned, and he didn't pay attention to what the lieutenant said later. Of course, he knew that he was frightened, but after going through so many things, although it was only less than four months, the names of the two people sounded like they were people from a long time ago.
The little girl said in a very uncertain tone: "You are my man?" ”
Lu Zhe, who was still thinking about something, turned his head to look, but saw the little girl looking at him with wide eyes, and there seemed to be some satisfaction in her wide eyes and a shyness that she couldn't hide.
Man? Or mine?! It's just thundering......
Lu Zhe was still thinking about the past with the flail, and he was completely dumbfounded when he heard the little girl ask. He vaguely remembered that there was such a thing, when he was in Yangzhou County, he said "marriage contract" or something more than once, at that time it was just a joke, but he didn't expect that the flail not only took it seriously, but also brought his sister to Nanjun!
It's almost a male instinct. Lu Zhe observed the appearance of the little girl very carefully, and found that in addition to being younger, the facial features of the wheat-skinned face were good, but it may be the relationship of often doing farm work, and the temperament is not only young and agile at this age, but also the feeling of a village woman.
The temperament is intangible, inaudible but real, of course, she will not be so cold and noble, nor will she have any soft grace, just a smart little peasant girl.
Of course, Lu Zhe wouldn't answer the little girl's question, he laughed embarrassedly twice, and then stood up and walked outside the tent.
Wing Flails and She were shocked to see Lu Zhe come out, and they all smiled happily. Waiting to see Lu Zhe wearing the armor that only a lieutenant can wear, and his left arm hanging from his chest, he was a little stunned.
In Lu Zhe's eyes, the flail and the social shock looked dusty, and the two of them had traces of injury. He walked over and hugged the winged flail without saying a word, and said in a sentimental tone: "You got a vacation, is it a few months?" ”
The wing flail was originally happy, but seeing that Lu Zhe was already a "school captain", he restrained his smile and looked restrained.
The social shock next to him is actually Heifu and his brother, and now the social shock is also surprised, he thought: "I haven't seen you for four months, and the tun chief has become a nobleman!" ”
The restraint of the wing flail is also due to the relationship between classes, and he worked hard to become a hundred generals. I thought it was already very remarkable, but I didn't expect that Lu Zhe, who was also the commander before, has now become a captain. The hundred generals and captains, although they are all officers of the Qin army, are really a heaven and an underground. It's completely incomparable!
Lu Zhe let go of the wing flail whose body had become a little stiff, and was about to speak, but he saw the wing flail take two steps back, and the social shock next to him had already maintained a saluting posture.
"Hundred generals are in flail (tun chang is surprised), I have seen the captain!" The two of them met at about the same time.
Class is an invisible and untouchable chasm. It will always widen the distance between people, or make people stranger, maybe they used to be friends but become passers-by because of their different identities. Of course. It's not that there are no people who are still the same after development, it's just that even if the person in the high position is no different from before, the other person will consciously lower his attitude, and it will become weird to get along.
The two of them reported the title of the position, not the "position", but only showed that they were in a different sequence from Lu Zhe's troops.
Lu Zhe felt the "distance" for a moment, and what he wanted to say, Wei Han next to him leaned over and whispered quietly.
The wing flail and the social shock were really uncomfortable, even if they didn't notice any difference in Lu Zhe's attitude other than what they were wearing, they would still feel restrained, and they didn't know how to say a lot of what they wanted to say, and they could only have a stunned expression for a while.
"It's only been four days, and Ji Bu has completed the whole big detour?" After thinking about it, Lu Zhe looked at the wing flail and the social shock, and his face was full of smiles: "Flail, surprised." You ......" saw the flail and the social shock to bow again, and the words that were about to be said were choked by the action that made them feel alienated at first sight, and the words invited to the Chinese army's tent could not be spoken, and they said, "You have worked hard from afar......
Winged and Frightened just replied, "Hey! I didn't say anything superfluous. They were responding rather than answering orders, as if they were accepting military orders.
The little girl also came out of the Chinese army, she ran to the wing flail, and asked very shyly: "Big brother, is he the man Xiu is going to marry?" ”
Wing Flail showed embarrassment on his face, he looked at Lu Zhe who was talking to others, and then at his sister, his lips moved and he didn't speak.
It turns out that the little girl is called "Xiu", and according to the current habit, it is Yixiu?
Lu Zhe was talking to Wei Han, but his attention was almost on the other side, he asked Wei Han, who had finished speaking, to step back, and muttered in a low voice: "Xiu? Tsubasa? A rest? ”
To be honest, Lu Zhe really didn't think that one day there would be a girl who ran over and claimed to be his fiancée, and it seems that she is not talking nonsense, after all, in Yangzhou County, he and the wing flail were so joking, according to the current folk customs, that ...... That little girl named Yixiu is really his fiancée from a certain established concept?
Wing Flails didn't know how to answer his sister, he felt that Lu Zhe was a captain. I don't know if I will keep my promise.
She was shocked and reacted after a moment of distraction, and he grinned: "Xiu, you seem to be marrying a great big man!" ”
Wing Flail's face changed, he looked at Lu Zhe, who was already walking over, and opened his mouth again, wondering if he should refute it.
Yixiu blinked and looked at Lu Zhe who came over, looking very proud and happy: "Yes! Is it? Will the show marry a nobleman? ”
Lu Zhe himself was also stunned, he didn't refute or agree, he saw the embarrassment on the face of the flail, and beckoned: "Enter, enter......." Say, flail. You haven't even said you'll get a few months of vacation. ”
Seeing that Lu Zhe's attitude was consistent, he didn't dislike it or anything because he became a captain, and he didn't regret the marriage contract, so he couldn't help but relax a little. He was still not very open, and replied respectfully: "The flail has been given three months of vacation." ”
Lu Zhe led the people into the tent, beckoned Meng San, who had been staying in the back tent, to prepare tea, and after inviting them to sit down, he said with a smile: "I haven't seen you for a few months, how are you doing?" ”
She and Flails glanced at each other. The two of them will also talk about what happened after Lu Zhe left.
First of all, the former boss Jiaoqu was framed by Jiao Hunt and became a prisoner, and then a large number of soldiers were concentrated in Yangzhou, and the city walls of Yangzhou County, including Lu Zhe's repair, were demolished. When it came to the first emperor's northern tour, they were even more excited, and the two seemed to be very satisfied because they looked at the canopy of the Son of Heaven from a distance. In their words: "It's so glorious, it's the honor that has accumulated a lifetime of virtue!" ”
Is it that exaggerated? Lu Zhe has seen Yingzheng more than once, the first few times he was scared to death, yes, and later he got used to feeling that Yingzheng was very majestic. It doesn't seem that you feel honored because you see it once?
After saying more, he let go, and the wing flail seemed to regain his previous personality, and asked with a bit of a grin: "Zhe." I haven't seen you for a few months, how did you become a school captain? ”
With a wry smile, Lu Zhe said, "No, it's not a captain." ”
The two men and one woman were stunned.
Like a prank, Lu Zhe straightened his waist, his face became stiff, and he pretended to be majestic: "The main general is the main general of the 300,000 army." Or you should call me a general. ”
"Huh?" The three of them opened their mouths wide, and when they saw Lu Zhe take out the tiger talisman and the general's seal, they believed it to be true, and in an instant they were at a loss and were about to stand up......
"Did I tell you to stand up?" Lu Zhe, who deliberately kept a straight face, wanted to laugh when he saw their reactions, but he didn't know that Lu Dao's prank was really going to scare them miserably, so he said to himself: "Ben General is now in control of the entire Nanjun, and the old Chu garrison is under my control." So......" Speaking of this, I found that Yixiu was very excited, but Yifeng and Shezhen were pale, as if they were too scared?
Yi Xiu dreamed: "It turns out that my man is an amazing big man? It's really ...... It's really ...... The eldest brother is so powerful that he can let Xiu marry such a big hero! ”
"Gah?" Lu Zhe seemed to be choked by the throat, and he was a little speechless in his heart: "Little girl, if you want to talk to yourself, talk to yourself, can you not be so loud and full of happiness?" ”
Wing Flail trembled and asked, "Zhe, you must be joking, right?" ”
"Well, this is the general's seal, this is the tiger talisman for transferring troops, and this is the seal of the people of Nanjun......" Lu Zhe grinned: "These are all true." But ......"
"But?" Wing Flails really felt that his brain was a little insufficient, and muttered, "How is it possible? How can it be! It's just been four months, and the flail is that Zhilu Daozhe has become a military marquis, why has he become a general now? ”
Lu Zhe noticed that something was wrong with the wings, and knew that the joke was too much, and hurriedly said: "I have no choice, I have to do it." I was only forced to keep these things for the time being, waiting for the road to be cleared, and these things were to be handed over to Xianyang. ”
The three of them didn't seem to understand, and Lu Zhe didn't want to dwell on this, so he asked, "Flails, tell me about the things on the road?" ”
The flail seems to be a little unfortunate? He stumbled to describe it.
It turned out that Wing Flail was given a vacation to return to his hometown, and at that time he had been promoted to a hundred generals. After returning home, a bloody thing happened, and the sister who had a "marriage contract" with Lu Zhe was actually taken by someone, and the other party was the young son of the county magistrate of Yi County. It stands to reason that Xiu's marriage to the young son of the county order seems to be good, but after the flail returned, he talked about the marriage contract with Lu Zhe......
The eldest brother is like a father, which is not only limited to the meaning of not having a father, Yiyi himself and Lu Zhe made a marriage contract, so his family only agrees.
Yiyi's father was an old Qin soldier who had fought in the war with the Hu people in the north and also participated in the battle of unification, and he originally did not object to or agree with the marriage proposal of the young son of the county commander. I plan to let the housewife go to Zhang Luo.
The mother of the winged flail is a very traditional ...... is the kind of woman who has never been out of Yi County in her life, and she agrees with the fact that her daughter in the family can marry the young son of the county order, but the problem is that after the wing flail goes back, she will say that she will not agree with her sister to marry the young son of the county order.
It's not that the young son of the county order is disabled or an idiot is so bloody, the county order just asks if he is willing to marry a daughter and is not persecuted, no matter how he says that the father of the wing flail has also fought an old battle, to put it bluntly, he is a soldier who has shed blood and made meritorious contributions to the Qin State, how can the dignified county order do those things that are scolded by the backbone.
It may be a bit exaggerated, but it is basically true, don't look at the number of the Qin army is often hundreds of thousands, in fact, there are really few people who can be knighted. Many people who have fought all their lives may only be first-class and second-class lords, and it is not impossible for people to exceed third-class lords, but they are rarely distributed in the entire Great Qin territory.
The title of the wing flail is inherited from his father, and he is also a hairpin, and the official document issued by the National Lieutenant Office to the county is also in the wing county, and the wing flail has become a hundred generals.
Are there many hundred generals in the Qin State? To be honest, it's a lot, but it's a lot of it when it's distributed in one county. Yixian County has a population of more than 100,000 and only 30 officers with 100 generals or more, and there are only three military marquis, and there is not a single officer above the rank of captain. Then Baijiang Yixian is actually very remarkable. After all, Yixian County is Longxi County, not Neishi County, which has a lot of Jiangling.
Well, the county order did go to "ask for a woman" because he learned that the wing flail had become a hundred generals, which seems to be nothing special, just like if someone in the Song Dynasty became a jinshi, there would be officials "in the system" who were willing to ask for relatives. In the Qin period. The army is everything, and it has become the hometown of a hundred generals in the army, but it is necessary to allocate acres of land, and the county commander will know that the Dao Wing is promoted.
What about the hundred generals, do many people think that it is not true? But in the eyes of many people, Baijiang is indeed very remarkable.
has become the wing flail of a hundred generals, and now it is the pillar of the family. He did not agree with his sister marrying the young son of the county commander without hiring or returning the gift, except that the old mother would say a few words, and the county commander was very unhappy. What kind of revenge and framing from the county order, that didn't happen.
It's finally a bloody plot with some normal reason, right? If the county order retaliates, and Lu Zhe's fiancée, who is not his fiancée, is occupied, it is estimated that there will be a series of bloodbath stories after Lu Zhe led the army to occupy Longxi County in the future.
"Flails told my parents that Zhe is already a military marquis, and they are naturally very satisfied with my own initiative to arrange my sister's marriage." The wing flail grinned: "Zhe, we have made up our minds in Yangzhou, you won't regret it, right?" ”
Lu Zhe subconsciously shook his head and nodded.
After getting along for nearly a year, Wing Flail knows Lu Zhe's personality very well, if it weren't for the change in Lu Zhe's temperament after the separation, then Wing Flail is knowing that Lu Zhe was confused again, not refusing or agreeing.
But Yixiu doesn't know what to do, she is a little peasant girl who doesn't have too complicated thoughts, marrying the young son of the county order is marrying, marrying whoever she marries, and she will never have her own independent choice. Later, she didn't feel sorry for her after knowing that she would not marry the young son of the county commander, and began to fantasize about what her future man would be, until she knew that she was going to marry a military marquis, and she naturally had a very interesting sense of vanity in her heart.
Anyway, aren't all girls like this? Especially girls who couldn't fall in love freely in ancient times.
Lu Zhe looked at Yixiu with an expectant face, but of course he would judge people by his appearance when he first met, Yixiu didn't look like a fairy, nor was she the kind of ugly girl who was too ugly.
To tell the truth, Yixiu in Lu Zhe's eyes is a little girl who has not grown up yet, her facial features are upright and make people feel delicate and comfortable, her height is almost 1.6 meters old at the age of fourteen or fifteen, and she will definitely be a woman at least 1.7 meters in the future, and she should be a tall and slender figure in the future according to her current body shape.
"Huh? Not! How to say it, it looks pleasing to the eye, but it's just ......" Lu Zhe didn't know how to stare at the little girl's body, and saw that the little girl was so ashamed that she was about to find a crack and get in: "It's just that there are some problems with the temperament, that kind of smart temperament with the temperament of a country girl, it looks a little strange." ”
In general, Lu Zhe didn't have a feeling of love or dislike at first sight, but just suddenly let an unfamiliar woman ...... Well, it's a girl, a female Lori as her wife, and that feels so weird.
The reason why a man is a man means that he has all kinds of desires, and this desire does not refer only to the sexes. It's the desire for power, the desire to kill, the desire to possess.
At the beginning of the crossing, Lu Zhe had certainly fantasized about many things, including the commander of thousands of troops galloping on the battlefield, and it seemed that it was very close now. On the other hand, he naturally fantasized about receiving the beauties of the end of Qin, what Yu Ji and Lu Pheasant...... Well, I don't know if there are any more beauties in Lu Dao, and then build a big harem.
"It seems that this year is beautiful enough to be called 'Ji'?" It is true that 'Ji' was used to name beautiful women before the Han Dynasty, including in the middle of the Han Dynasty. He looked at Yi Xiu in a daze and ran behind Yi Xiu in shame, "...... The Qin Dynasty did not seem to have any concubine system, only wives or maids, and the maids were divided into those who warmed the bed, did housework, and served people. There is also a kind called Dancing Queen, which is the kind that specializes in Israel and people. ”
The so-called bed warmer is really just a bed warmer, purely to help people make the bed warm, not suitable for the scope of Israel.
The Qin Dynasty really did not have a concubine system, and the emperor only had a harem of beauties, beloved, eight sons, seven sons, long envoys, and young envoys in addition to the queen.
Officials, including the wealthy Qianshou, can really only have one wife, and there is no so-called concubine. At most, it's to raise a dancing girl, and it's not impossible for a maid to sleep with her, but it may be because of the big class difference in the relationship, the owner only treats them as "tools", and rarely treats them as women who can "mate".
"I remember that Yu Ji is not Xiang Yu's wife? It seems to be a very favorite dancing girl of Xiang Yu? Lu Zhe no longer knew what he was thinking. He smiled a little strangely, and thought, "If the conditions allow, I will snatch Lu Pheasant and Yu Ji over." It's not out of lust, it's just a bad taste.
"Bang bang bang" three times. Lu Zhe said "come in", and after the curtain was opened, Ji Bu, Su Lie, Mei Kai, and Mian Dipper walked in.
They looked curiously at the wings, the wings, and the shezhen, and then lined up in a horizontal column. At the same time the military salute: "See the commander!" ”
There was still a smile on the corner of Lu Zhe's mouth, some of his hidden evil tastes seemed to have been excavated, even if his subordinates came, they couldn't help but think about how to snatch Liu Bang and Xiang Yu's women, and then see what kind of expressions Liu Bang and Xiang Yu would have when they saw that the two beauties belonged to them.
No kidding, although the family cannot be said to be very wealthy, the Lu family's money is not small, in that kind of society at that time, will Lu Zhe, who was rich in the family, have fewer girlfriends? He has seen a lot of women in modern society who are "goddesses" at the slightest pretence, and he honestly doesn't care so much about women who have no emotional foundation.
Ji Bu and the others thought that the arrival of his fiancée made the main general happy, and they all smiled, and when they found a seat to sit down, they would bow their hands to the three of them, as for what it meant, it was not clear.
Seeing that the person wearing the captain's armor and the marquis armor was so respectful to Lu Zhe, there was actually an incomprehensible complex emotion in his heart, he was happy that his friend had such a high achievement, and he was worried that his sister's marriage with his friend would be repeated.
Compared with her brother's complexity, the expression on Yixiu's face was very happy, and she was a little girl who felt proud because so many nobles respected her man, except that she felt proud or proud.
What about social shock? He rolled his eyes and didn't know what Lu Dao was thinking, but a longing was clearly written on his face. Maybe it's cliché, but it really can only be expressed like this, and he thought to himself: "The husband should be like this!" ”
Not long after Ji Bu sat down, he stood up again: "Lord General, I have been fighting for nearly a hundred miles, and I have recovered those places according to your orders. Follow-up troops have been stationed there. In this battle, nearly 100 large and small groups of enemy troops were wiped out, and more than 4,000 prisoners of war have been handed over to the commander of the Central Association (Gongwei), and the remaining list of captures is ...... here", he said and walked over and respectfully handed it to Lu Zhe, "The amount of grain and grass seized is not much, but the amount of wealth and silk is a lot, which shows that these enemy troops have done a very excessive job of burning, killing and looting. ”
Lu Zhe looked at the list, which was basically furniture, jewelry, and other things, he stood up and walked to the shelves of the mountains and rivers, and took a closer look: "So almost one-third of the counties in Nanjun have resumed their rule?" ”
Ji Bu nodded: "Yes." ”
Soon, in just a few days, one-third of Nanjun was under Lu Zhe's control.
Lu Zhe looked at the delivery ladle and asked, "What about the connection with the local government?" ”
Lady stood up respectfully: "The order you issued has been carried out," hesitated, "just ...... We've got new troubles. (To be continued......)
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