Chapter Twenty-Six: Writing Official Documents After Drinking
"Orderly, the wine fairy is drunk, carry him down to rest!" Zheng Guotai turned against the guest and ordered the orderly soldiers of the 69th Army.
"Yes!" The orderlies didn't want to listen to orders, and the wine fairies all lay on the table and snored, but they were drunk! Two people came over, and they went out with the wine fairy. While the orderly soldiers were all out to support the wine fairy, Zheng Guotai walked around the wine table and walked next to Huang Wenbo, "Chief of Staff Huang, Chief of Staff Huang!" He gently patted Chief of Staff Huang on the shoulder. At this moment, Chief of Staff Huang was leaning back in his chair and napping.
"Huh?" Chief of Staff Huang snorted and shook his head, opened his eyes and looked at the people around him, "Director Zheng, are you done drinking?" Orderly, bring two more bottles of wine to Director Zheng. "It turned out that he thought Director Zheng was shouting that he was going to drink.
"There's still wine, but I haven't finished it yet." Zheng Guotai hurriedly picked up half a bottle of wine on the table and shook it in front of Chief of Staff Huang, "The wine is enough." I'm just asking Chief of Staff Huang, when will you sign the receipt for me? ”
"Receipts? What receipts? "Chief of Staff Huang is now full of alcohol, and when he looks at Zheng Guotai, he has to open his eyes hard to see people clearly, he can't remember what the receipt is, why did he sign the receipt for Director Zheng?
"I have sent two hundred and seventy-nine guns to the sixty-ninth army on the order of our high commander. These guns have been placed at the reception of your army, and now I am waiting for Chief of Staff Huang to sign a receipt for me. It's a receipt! With the receipt, I can only explain to Commander Gao when I go back! Otherwise, our military commander Gao would not think that I resold these guns without permission? ”
"Hehe, it's those guns. We said that he would be back in two days, and when he came back, he would examine the guns himself. Junzuo said let me treat Director Zheng well, and let me stay here for a few days until he returns. Uh-" As he spoke, he hiccuped, and Huang Wenbo shook his head as if he was about to vomit!
"Chief of Staff Huang, you say, how is the relationship between our brothers?" Zheng Guotai hurriedly fed Huang Wenbo a cup of water, asking him to suppress the wine, and the wine he saved would be spit out now.
"Huh, Director Zheng is a friend, and we have a good relationship with our brothers!" Huang Wenbo's voice has become more and more muffled, if Zheng Guotai hadn't been talking to him here, it is estimated that the chief of staff would have fallen asleep again.
"That's right, our brother and son have such a good relationship, then you say, if your brother is in trouble, should you help your brother?"
"Are you in trouble? What's the difficulty? Do you want to borrow money, or do you want to do things for you? If you speak, as long as I Huang Wenbo can do it, I will definitely do it for you! "People love to talk about righteousness at the wine table, especially after drinking high, then they love to talk about righteousness. Huang Wenbo is now in a drunken state, obviously drunk, but he has not completely lost consciousness, this is a good time to talk drunk and do drunken things.
"You helped me sign the receipt, so that I could be blamed by Commander Gao when I went back, this is a great favor for my brother. I treat you as a friend, so I'm here to ask you to do me a favor! What do you think? Chief of Staff Huang, Brother Huang? ”
"Uh, good! I just called me Brother Huang at you, I admit you brother, I will help you with your favor! What are you asking me to write for you? "Huang Wenbo really drank too much, and what Zheng Guotai just said, he turned his face and forgot it.
"Receipt, it's a receipt!" At this time, the orderly walked in, and he had already sent the wine fairy Song Liugen back to his bed, and at this time, the orderly wondered if it was time to help the chief of staff go back to rest? There were four orderlies who came in, but they were really not ready to carry Chief of Staff Huang back to the bedroom. "Hey, you, go get a letterhead and a pen, Chief of Staff Huang wants to write an official document!" Zheng Guotai looked up and told the orderlies to find a pen and paper.
The orderly also wondered, the senators had already drunk like this, what else could he write? The orderly went to see the chief of staff. Huang Wenbo shook his hand, "Go, follow Director Zheng's instructions to get it." ”
The orderly ran out, and in less than ten minutes he came in with a letter and a pen.
Push the plates, wine glasses, chopsticks, and bowls to the side, make a vacant space, lay out the letterhead, unscrew the pen cap and stuff it into Chief of Staff Huang's hand, "Okay, Brother Huang, write." ”
"Write, how to write?" Chief of Staff Huang stared at the letterhead with a pen, and his eyes couldn't match.
"Write the receipt on your letterhead." Zheng Guotai pointed beside him.
The orderly next to him noticed that something was wrong, so he wanted to stop it, "Take a seat." ”
"Come, brother, come over for a drink." Wang Hua suddenly appeared behind the orderly soldier, stretched out his hand and pulled the person to sit down, "A few of you, come and sit down." The big guy has been working hard for a long time, and he hasn't eaten yet, right? Come on, come on, come over for a bite to eat and drink. ”
The orderly was pulled and sat down, and the other three hesitated. They hadn't eaten, and they had to wait until they had slept before it was their turn to go to the kitchen to eat some leftovers. Although the table in front of me was messy, it was still a table of wine, which was much better than moving it to the kitchen and pouring it into a bucket. The problem is that before the chief of staff gets off the table, they sit at the table to eat and drink, which seems to be unruly, right?
The orderly looked at the chief of staff, and then at Wang Hua, hesitating and unable to make up his mind.
"We are guests, and the guests said that today the officers and soldiers are equal! Sit down and eat! The orderly was still looking at Chief of Staff Huang, Wang Hua was annoyed, and reached out from his waist to pull out a pistol from his waist and slapped it on the table with a "snap", "Whether to eat or eat bullets, choose yourself!" As he spoke, he tore a chicken leg and shoved his hand into the hand of the sitting orderly.
The orderly hesitated for a moment, looked at the chicken leg in his hand, then looked at the pistol on the table, and grinned, is there still such a thing? There are also guns to eat? But these people are distinguished guests, and he also knows, otherwise the chief of staff will come to accompany him personally? He really didn't dare to turn his face if he wanted to, so he couldn't bear it, so he held the chicken leg to his mouth and took a bite. After eating one bite, it was like opening the floodgates, and he couldn't stop, so the orderly picked up his chopsticks and ate it in a big gulp, and from time to time he took a sip of his wine glass. Follow the chief, eat fragrant and drink spicy food, isn't that what is going on!
The rest of the people looked at it, hey, he had eaten it all, so why are we still watching? Eat! Find a place to sit down, pick up chopsticks and eat. The four orderlies sat down around the table, carrying chopsticks like flying, drinking until the glass was dry, and did not speak, but ate and drank violently with their heads bored.
Over there, Chief of Staff Huang Wenbo took a pen and wrote it several times, but he couldn't write it well. It's not that Chief of Staff Huang is unwilling to write, this one is really too drunk and can't hold the pen steadily, can he write well?
It's not good to write one, I tore it up and rewrote it, the more I write, the more I can't write it, the more I write Huang Wenbo, the more anxious I am, seeing that a little bit of a letterhead has been used, and the two words of the receipt just written are still crooked and twisted, and even a dog is not as good as crawling!