606 Foodie-ridden
Zhen Mingku looked back, startled, and ran forward lifelessly, shouting as he ran: "Fat monk, I don't know you, you go back to your temple to see your orchard, it's no good for you to follow me......"
"Do you want to run away with the all-you-eat race?"
When he ran past him, he turned his head and grinned at him, the expression that was as easy as breathing, this hob-like smile, made Zhen Mingku's nightmares for several days.
Zhen Mingbitter stopped, watching him drag a few sheep and a cart forward, it was comparable to a running ox, raising a burst of dust comparable to thousands of troops, and disappeared without a trace, speechless for a while.
With the strength of his feet, he really didn't blind his appetite in vain.
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Seeing him running away, Zhen Mingkuan hurriedly turned around and returned to the man's house, took the horses, and hurried along another path.
A few kilometers later, I heard a snoring sound behind me, and the fat monk chased after him from behind.
It seems that you can't get rid of it.
Zhen Ming grabbed the reins, turned over and dismounted, stood in the middle of the road, his face sank, and shouted: "If you follow again, I will beat you!" Don't go back yet! ”
The fat monk laughed and gulped down the boiled chicken hanging around his neck, not taking his intimidation to heart at all.
Seeing that the monk couldn't make sense, Zhen Ming worked hard and decided to give him some color to see, if he couldn't drive away, he would fight!
stepped forward, reached out and grabbed the other party's arm, and pulled out the mountains and rivers with one move......
Motionless.
The fat monk had already eaten a chicken in the blink of an eye, and looked at him quite interestingly and smiled, puzzled by what he was doing.
For the first time, Zhen Mingku had a feeling of walking in the rivers and lakes for 30 years, and once he was in front of his home.
"You can't go! If you don't go, I'll really beat you! ”
The fat monk shook his head desperately: "The master said, you are destined to be a person, and I want to follow you all." ”
"I'm not your destined person! Your cunning master is your destined person. ”
"Master said you are you."
Zhen Ming cursed in his heart, and threw down a sentence, "Don't follow me again." ”
The two walked forward for a while, Zhen Ming saw that this burden was sticking to him, regretting that his intestines were blue, and he couldn't wait to slap himself twice, how could he get up today and get confused, and remembered to go to Shaolin Temple for sightseeing, inexplicably there is really something called the moldy god, pushing him towards the road of no return?
He stopped several times, persuaded him with good words, and made it clear to him that there was nothing good to eat on him, and asked him to go back, but he recognized that he had a sea of rice and meat at home, and he couldn't eat enough, so he had to go with him.
Patience was lost, and Zhen Mingku finally couldn't help but make a move, and punched him in the belly that was as fat as a ball.
The all-eating belly swelled up with a wave of swelling as if it had hit a leather ball, and his fist was so deep in his belly that he couldn't pull it out.
He hit him, and instead of getting angry, he became more and more happy.
Zhen Mingku's hard work understands that this stupid fat monk is using his fist as an itch, thinking that he is playing games with him.
"Let go!"
After eating and letting go, he didn't forget to stuff a chicken head into his mouth, chewed it, swallowed it, grinned, stretched out one or two greasy hands, picked up Zhen Mingku, lifted it high, threw it into the air, caught it, and threw it into the air, and so on several times, the more he tossed it, the happier he became......
"People who are destined to play with all-eaters, you are destined to eat all......"
Zhen Mingku finally understood the fact that unless he cut this fool with a knife, he would not be able to get rid of this oil bottle in this life, and shouted helplessly: "Don't let me go down yet!" ”
Eat it all and put it down.
In addition to letting him leave, the others were obedient, and Zhen Ming asked bitterly: "What did your master tell you?" It's fun to hit you! ”
"The master said that people who are destined to eat are because they like to eat all, and they are very happy to eat all."
Zhen Mingku was completely speechless, cursing the old monk on the mountain with the dirty words he had learned since he was a child, this old man was so damaged that he was about to force people to a dead end, maybe this old man was hiding in the room in the temple at this time and snickering.
He glanced at the fat monk and asked, "You listen to everything I say?" ”
"Yes."
"Wipe the oil clean and don't touch me with your greasy hands again, do you hear me?"
After speaking, he ignored the fat monk, turned around and got on the horse, rode to Songyang Town, hurriedly wiped his hand on the dirty clothes on his body, pulled the cart, and chased after him happily.
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Along the way, Zhen Mingku deliberately accelerated suddenly, shook him off, or made a detour, but to his surprise, this all-in-one seemed to have a very magical ability, no matter how he hid, he could find him, and then let him do it again with joy.
After more than ten kilometers of road, I finally arrived at Dengfeng Town.
There are all kinds of shops and restaurants in the town, which dazzle everyone who has never been out of the mountain gate, and their saliva is flying.
When he walked to a meat bun stall, he stood in front of the stall in a daze, staring at the fragrant meat buns in the steamer in a daze, swallowing hard and inhaling the aroma hard.
Fortunately, he just watched it all, but he didn't do it very principledly, and the stall owner was frightened, thinking that he had met some bad guys, and he didn't dare to bombard him away, so he had to prepare to close the stall.
Zhen Ming looked at him like this, couldn't help laughing, and had a thought in his heart.
Walked to the stall, bought a few cages, sat down and ate in a big gulp, and soon turned his attention to him, watching him eat, and kept swallowing.
"Fat monk, do you want to eat?"
Nodding like a rice-pecking chicken.
Zhen Mingku bit open a meat bun, the meat juice flowed out, the aroma was overflowing, and his eyes were straight when he ate it.
"I'll discuss something with you, I'll give you a cart of meat buns, and you take the meat buns back to the temple, how about it? I'll give you a cart, fill your cart. ”
He thought about it and shook his head.
"Two cars!"
Eating all or shaking his head, Zhen Mingbitter has been added to ten cars, and he has bitten his bite tightly and does not let go.
Zhen Ming scolded bitterly: "What did your master tell you? What are the benefits of following me? ”
"People who are destined are lucky stars who eat all, follow people who are destined to eat, and they are not hungry."
Zhen Mingku had no problem with him, so he had to eat the rest in a big gulp, and he panicked and didn't leave him one.
Eating all silently watched him finish eating, he couldn't help but be greedy, turned around and walked to the cart, led a sheep to the owner of the bun stall, "Change with you." ”
The owner of the steamed bun stall looked at him as a behemoth, didn't dare to move, looked at the all-eating and took a basket of steamed buns, turned around and left, leaving a big fat sheep, bleating.
The owner of the steamed bun shop couldn't believe that a cage of steamed buns had been replaced by a big fat sheep, suspecting that he was dreaming, and wiped his eyes vigorously, the fat sheep was indeed in front of him, and he had already led the remaining sheep, dragged the cart behind Zhen Mingku, and gradually walked away.