Zhang bit his lip and looked at him with silky eyes: "Do you know women very well?" How can it be so clear? ”

"Hehe, it's just theoretical research, it's on paper, and I don't have actual combat experience, if the lady can fight with other women for her husband one day, it will be good-looking."

"Phew, the toad jumping all over the street, who wants someone to take it away, why do you want to rob it?"

"That's what you said, don't cry when the time comes."

"I don't cry, if you don't want me, I'll jump into the Luo River and make you regret it for the rest of your life."

Zhen Ming's bitter face sank: "Don't threaten me with death at every turn, you are a cat and have nine lives?" Can't you just take advantage of the situation and ask for justice? Just let you suffer such a big loss? ”

"Sister Liu said that you can't suffer in front of men, otherwise men won't cherish themselves."

Zhang's theory came out of Liu Ye'er's theory, Zhen Mingbitter was speechless for a while, this Nizi has been following Liu Ye'er for too long, and has learned a lot of imperial skills, regardless of whether it is good or bad, right or wrong, she swallows dates.

He couldn't help but sigh: "I really don't know which man will be so unlucky to marry Liu Ye'er in the future, I warn you, don't learn from her what messy imperial skills to use on me, be careful that I divorce you." ”

"Hehe, the man who marries Sister Liu is happy, don't talk nonsense if you don't understand." Zhang smiled, changed his voice, and asked, "Bad guy, can this myopia be cured?" ”

"It's not curable, but there's a way to make her see normally."

Zhang pondered for a moment and said, "Even if there is a way for her to see it, you are not allowed to help her." ”

Zhen Ming said helplessly: "Do you have such a big hatred with her?" ”

"Yes!" Zhang Shi said categorically, then his body trembled slightly, and he bit his lip: "...... Big pervert, do you have to do it when people talk to you about serious things? ”

Zhen Mingbitter kissed her snow-white jade neck, and muttered: "What's wrong with this, just chatting is boring, life is short, and you need to be happy in time, you can also do something to Xianggong, courtesy is still exchanged, and each other does not suffer losses, besides, I am also for the completion of a wish of the lady, if the Xianggong is not diligent enough, how can you let the lady you conceive the baby of your dreams?" ”

As he spoke, his hand was already inside her shirt.

Zhang snorted and laughed, his eyes were like water, and he blushed and said, "I'm not as as you...... Badass, you tap ......"

Zhen Ming was very happy when he heard this, felt the heavy and soft touch of her warm fragrant nephrite in the palm of his hand, looked at her more and more ruddy face, and said with a smile: "Lady, I told you everything, I didn't hide it at all, don't you have anything to tell me?" ”

Zhang's expression was panicked, and he hurriedly shook his head: "No, no." ”

"Okay, I won't ask you about that Master Li, and I don't want to know if he did something to you to let me know that he would be jealous and want to kill someone."

Hearing this, Zhang sneered and gave him a blank look, "You met him?" ”

"I met and chatted a few words, he said he wanted to buy you, I talked to him about the price, I said I would give him the price of the piglet, such a delicate Didi Luoyang No. 1 beauty, less than two hundred and five copper coins are exempt from talking, he will go out to a hundred at most, and the result will be a collapse, if this is done, you have been washed and cleaned this time, tied up with five flowers, and thrown into the trafficker car going north."

Zhang chuckled: "Ignore you, none of them are true." ”

Zhen Ming smiled bitterly: "By the way, lady, I almost forgot to tell you that from today onwards, General Ben will be one of the examiners selected by your flower fairy. ”

As he spoke, he withdrew his hand from her shirt, took out an official document with the seal of the Emperor from his bosom, and handed it to her.

Zhang took a look, and opened his small mouth wide when he landed, and he couldn't close it for a long time.

……

The second round of the Flower Fairy selection is mainly based on physical appearance.

These include the circumference, leg length, proportions, and appearance down to the facial features, the height of the nose bridge, the distance between the eyebrows, the color of the lips, the neatness of the teeth, and so on.

More than 80 of the more than 100 show girls were eliminated, and only more than 20 entered the third round of selection, and the reason for the elimination was nothing more than a slight lap of legs, the body proportion did not meet the requirements, the breasts were not plump enough, the buttocks were not straight enough, there were moles at the corners of the mouth, the teeth were not beautiful enough, there were birthmarks on the body, the beauty was not obvious enough, the sideburns were too thin, and other extremely strict standards.

Although these selection criteria are too objectifying for women, Zhen Mingku also has to admit that the beauties selected with such strict standards are only better than the beauty pageant champions of the 21st century.

The most incredible thing for him is that Zhang fully meets these strict standards, except for the same.

By the standards of the 21st century, Zhang's distinctive slightly curled lip beads are a rare and rare golangbead in legends, which is said to be able to firmly hook a man's heart and is one of the sexiest symbols of a woman.

Zhen Mingku still remembers the scene when he kissed her in the hotel of Yichuan Hot Springs.

At that time, she was sitting on the edge of the bed because of the arrow wound in her leg, blushing and begging him to help her with medicine, when she lowered her head, her slightly upturned lips were as tender and translucent as a cranberry, and she tempted him to kiss it.

It was precisely because of this kiss that he won her heart in one fell swoop.

Every time he talked to her about it with endless memories, Zhang just blushed and glanced at him, and said, "Big pervert, what kind of woman's lips are unique and sexy." ”

Unexpectedly, it was this unique and beautiful lip bead, but it became the place where she deducted points, which made Zhen Mingbitter sigh that even the aesthetics in this era are so decent and nothing new.

After the second round of selection, Zhen Mingku received a list of show girls who entered the next round, with Miaoyu's name on it.

Each of the flower fairies in the Baihualou can recommend a slave maid in their own Hualou to obtain the qualification for the selection of the flower fairy.

If this recommended person fails to be selected, he will be kicked out of Baihualou and become a love slave in Xiayuan, and his fate will be more bumpy than that of Baihualou's slaves, so many maidservants in Baihualou would rather stay in Baihualou for the rest of their lives than be recommended as a candidate for the flower fairy.

It was in this way that the Zhang family was recommended by Liu Yeer to become a show girl and stand out in the selection of flower fairies.

Bilian Fairy is the flower fairy with the lowest status, and the competition is not so fierce, the reason why Miaoyu chose to compete for the position of this Bilian fairy is obviously to avoid the fate of being defeated and being filled into the lower garden, and she doesn't pay much attention to the ranking.