"Look, the gods have appeared again!" Mu Youcai, who had already collapsed, pointed to the shadowy shadow in the distance and exclaimed.

"Where...... Which...... What are the gods? The monkey asked angrily.

"That...... Leading the donkey, isn't Zhang Guolao? ”

The thin monkey Zhang Thirty-one looked at Xiucai's face, "I'll rub, isn't that the boss?" How do you still get a donkey? Are we going to roast donkey meat at noon? ”

"Oh, it's the boss who is back, it seems that I'm confused" Xiucai suffocated and recognized the boss, and said: "It must be that the boss bought too many herbs to hold, look at the two big bags of things on the donkey's back!" ”

Hao Shisan is not unable to carry large bags and small bags, the road ahead is too far, he can't always carry a teenager like a donkey, so he went to Dongshi again to buy a horse, when he saw another Han man who bought a horse was cut to the ground by a patrol, so he gave up this idea.

The Han people forbade the breeding of horses, and buying horses was tantamount to rebellion.

In desperation, he had to sell a donkey for one tael of silver, but as soon as he left the East Market, he was stopped by the officials and paid two taels of silver in taxes.

One tael of silver buys a donkey, and two taels of silver pays taxes, and those who collect taxes are more ruthless than the money obtained by robbery.

When Hao 13 approached, the monkey swayed and brought a few brothers to greet him, and said weakly, "Boss...... Did you get the medicine back? Brothers are all scrapped? As he spoke, he led the people to slowly unload things from the donkey's back.

Xiucai fell to the ground, sniffed with his nose, got up from the ground and threw himself on the donkey's back, and went to turn over the burden on the donkey's back.

Hao 13 pointed to the herbal medicine bag on his waist and said, "Big brother didn't bring you herbs, and bought you new clothes......

"Hey! Ay! That Xiucai, and a few of you, don't grab the buns first, don't grab them, don't grab them, it's time to eat diarrhea again in a while" Hao Shisan shouted vigorously, but where can he restrain him? Just now, I was clamoring for herbs to die or live, but now I am scrambling to grab the buns and cakes in the big bag, and I can't restrain them.

It's no wonder that people who have been hungry for too long can't solve the problem of food craving with a full meal, but it's too unruly, and the gap between Yue Wumu's Yue Jiajun "freezing to death and not demolishing the house, starving to death and not grabbing food" is too big, these people don't behave well, so can it be done?

"Monkey! Monkey! Raise your sword to ......"

"Hey! Here comes the monkey Zhang Thirty-one with a bun in his mouth, heard the boss's call, hurriedly ran over, and handed the rusty kitchen knife.

"Brothers, let go, let go, listen to the eldest brother ......" Hao Shisan shouted with a kitchen knife, but no one listened, and the buns were more attractive than the boss's lecture.

Monkey Zhang Thirty-one's eyes were red, the boss didn't say anything, and everyone snatched up the buns.

Seeing that he couldn't stop yelling, Hao Shisan waved the kitchen knife, and smashed the knife on the back of the brothers without a head or a brain.

"Tell you to squeeze the bus! Tell you not to queue! Tell you to cut the line! Tell you to take a seat! You don't have a tutor......"

Forehead? Wrong!

"Brothers, let me go!"

Everyone was stunned by the smashing, and when they saw that the boss was angry, they hurriedly and obediently put the buns and cakes back, but it was the thin and weak talent, who finally grabbed the buns in his hand, and after being stabbed twice in the back, he unwillingly put the buns back, leaving five black fingerprints on the buns.

"Do you fall like this to the people of the alien race as a lowly race, the most despicable fourth-class pariah? I don't look at what I look like one by one, I clamored that I can't live anymore, I'm going to rebel, just like you, it's the lamb to be slaughtered, how can the boss take you to fight the world? Just one by one, can you charge into battle with the boss? It's just that the boss has beaten the world, don't you have to be defeated by your guys? One day, if you become officials and become rich, will you not have to be like the Tartars that now ride on your heads? ”

Everyone was reprimanded by the boss, and they all lowered their heads in shame, at this time the boss was already thunderous, and his eyes seemed to be oozing blood, and he was frightened and bowed his head.

Hao Shisan pointed at Xiucai, who was eager to stuff his head into the cracks in the ground, and scolded: "Especially you are a Xiucai, what's the big deal about reading for a few days?" Where are you bigger than others? Or is it longer than others? Aren't you Han? Aren't you a fourth-class citizen? What qualifies to be arrogant. ”

"And a few of you" Hao Shisan pointed to a few men who bowed their heads and said, "What is the inferiority complex of sheep herding?" Who is not raised by a father's mother, where are you shorter than others? Or smaller than others? How can you be willing to fall? That Chen Sheng, who was holding the hoe, didn't become the king anyway, and the one who herded the cattle...... Monk, didn't he also become an emperor later? ”

Hao Shisan almost made a mistake and said the name of Zhu Yuanzhang, the monk who herds cattle nowadays, but fortunately, Xiucai was being reprimanded at this time, and it was not easy to ask questions, so Hao Shisan could deal with it calmly.

"They all raised their heads and followed the eldest brother and shouted, 'The kitchen knife is in hand, I have it in the world'"

"With a kitchen knife in hand, I have it in the world"

"Be louder! Didn't hear it."

"I have a kitchen knife in my hand, I have it in the world!"

"Keep your head up!"

"I have a kitchen knife in my hand, I have it in the world!"

"A little more confidence!"

"I have a kitchen knife in my hand, I have it in the world!"

Hao Shisan roared, and his anger in Bozhou City was vented, and his hands had to be pressed, stopping the shouts of his brothers.

"Everyone has a bit of rules, sitting and sitting, standing and standing, the boss sees that you are all sick today, and you have all been stabbed in the back by the boss a few times, and killing without teaching is regarded as abuse, and today you are exempted from punishment, and if you don't follow the rules in the future, you will be punished...... Stand in a military position! ”

"All of them are lined up for me, the rules, Xiucai is responsible for giving you buns, everyone hasn't passed this hunger period yet, for the time being, five buns per person, you are not allowed to eat the buns after receiving them, all give me the rules to sit well, and the boss will give you a sample!"

The brothers will behave this way, quietly line up in a row, and go to that Xiucai to receive food, Hao Shisan will inevitably push this, kick and kick that, let the queue look at the rules, and then admonished: "In the future, Xiucai will be responsible for managing everyone's diet and daily life, and if you are disobedient, you will get out of here!" Also, if you encounter anything in the future, if you don't listen to the boss's orders and act without permission, you will get out of here! ”

"Did you hear me?"

"Hear me clearly!"

The weak young man saw that Hao 13 was angry, and pulled Hao 13's sleeve and persuaded: "Master, Master, don't be angry, being angry is not good for life!" ”

This made Hao Shisan's heart feel nameless: "And you, at a young age, don't study hard, and study mysterious things all day long, can you be productive in the future?" He slapped the child's buttocks.

This slap was not heavy, but Hao Shisan caused a lot of trouble.

The woman rushed over without a head and a brain, and pulled the shrews who didn't give up on Hao Shisan, and the whole rural calf guard: "Why did you beat my son, why did you beat my son?" ”

Hao Shisan was stunned, he didn't expect the woman to make such a big move: "Didn't I teach him to study hard......

The woman still refused: "Are you the child's father or the child's uncle, why are you beating my son?" I'm reluctant to beat my child, so why do you beat my son...... How can you hit my son......"

"That...... I ......" Hao Shisan didn't know how to calm the mother's anger, and regretted his hand in his heart, and said helplessly: "My ...... Am I not a child, his master! ”

Hao Shisan had no choice but to throw out this reason, although the young man kept calling him master, but he had never recognized this apprentice from his bones to his words, and he was not qualified to accept the apprentice, he was forced by the woman to be helpless, so he had to say so, even if he recognized the acceptance of this apprentice.

The woman had been pulled by the young man, and when Hao Shisan said this, she lost her temper at all. It doesn't matter if she admits this master or not, the child does!

After Xiucai finished distributing the buns, he respectfully asked Hao Shisan: "Boss, the brothers have finished distributing the buns, waiting for you to speak!" ”

Hao 13 also instructed Xiucai to bring cakes and buns to the woman and the child, and then instructed the brothers how to sit, and the brothers finally looked more behaved.

Instructed everyone to chew the grass before picking up a bun, "Like the boss, you want to be a gentleman, raise your hand, put it to your mouth, and bite it...... That Zhang Qi...... Hey, one bite to put it in, don't choke - okay, let's eat the second one...... Bite...... Ay! Not bad, chew ...... Pharynx...... That Liu Si'er, have you chewed it......"

Everyone ate five steamed buns, and they definitely didn't eat enough, but Hao Shisan didn't allow anyone to eat anymore.

"Brothers, the boss taught you to sing a song, come and sing it to me......"

"The warriors of the Three Kingdoms are brave, Zhao Zilong is the first to be recommended, the hero of Changsaka Slope, the retreat of thousands of generals, the killing of millions of soldiers, and the peace of the arms of Adou. There is also Zhang Yide, in front of the Dangyang Bridge, etc., seven chirps and clicks, the bridge collapsed two or three holes, and the river was flattened, scaring away Cao Ying's millions of soldiers. ”

This is a military song of the Beiyang Army, called "Three Kingdoms Warriors", which is a song to praise the five tiger generals of Shu during the Three Kingdoms period, which covers bravery, righteousness, and strategy, and is the best song for quickly improving the quality of these people, and the melody is the melody played by the captured Seventh Division Military Band in the TV series "Bright Sword", which is very nice and very imposing (Note 1)

In a few years, everyone has learned the first paragraph, singing in unison, very spectacular, Hao Shisan will inevitably explain to you Zhao Zilong when Yang Changbanpo, Zhang Fei's army defeated the empty city plan, and lest the brothers encounter something and scatter and run away, so that he, the boss, sings a one-man show alone.

"Xiucai, let's give you clothes!"

Everyone's previous bad luck was swept away, but they didn't rush up, but queued up to get it from Xiucai, if there was no previous training, I'm afraid everyone would have rushed up, not to mention tearing it into strips of cloth, and not to ensure that a few people can wear complete clothes.

Although it is still a brown caftan, but after all, it is a new dress, and it is inevitable that everyone will be excited to know the southeast and northwest, and Hao Shisan, who is harmful, has to remind again and again: "Quality!" Pay attention to quality! ”

Note 1: "Three Kingdoms Warriors" is the military song of the Fourth Division of the Beiyang Army, and it is also the most widely circulated song in the Beiyang Army, Thirteen likes this song very much, and the lyrics are very helpful to improve the morale and quality of the newly formed troops. There is also a fragment of an old movie that I don't know which one it is, singing "And that Zhang Yide is on the Yang Bridge" as "And that Zhang Yide, a long-necked brain shell", Thirteen just smiled!