Zhang hurriedly reached out to cover his mouth and didn't let him continue.

"I misunderstood the Xianggong, I really shouldn't be, if the Xianggong feels that the anger is difficult to quench, the slave family is willing to be punished by the Xianggong."

Zhen Mingku's face showed a look of intoxication, and he muttered, "How can I be reluctant,...... The lady's little hands are so fragrant. ”

He kissed her pink palm, Zhang's whole body trembled, and he retracted his hand like an electric shock, helpless, blushing, and embarrassed.

"In the future, don't learn from those laymen, saying that you are a slave, a concubine or something, you are my main palace mother, the sun of my life, my supreme leader, how can you be a slave and a maid.

Zhang and Zhen Ming have been together for a long time, knowing that he is different from ordinary people no matter what he says and does, and when he heard such a strange statement for the first time, he couldn't help but cover his mouth and smile, and asked, "Then how do you say it?" ”

"Just say me."

"Me?" Zhang was puzzled, and then nodded: "Well, I know." ”

Her well-behaved and obedient appearance made Zhen Ming's bitter cells shout for use, but the more obedient she was, the more he couldn't help but want to tease her.

"You've tortured me enough this month, today is the night of candles in our cave room, and I have to find a way to test you."

When Zhang heard this, his face showed a trace of anxiety, and his talking eyes looked at him, as if he was silently begging him for mercy.

Zhen Ming's heart fluttered, resisting the urge to do something to her, and said with a smile: "You asked Sun Lao to come up with three difficult problems to test me, and you and I worked hard to barely pass the test, and now that you are a lady, I will also test you with debut problems." ”

Zhang knew that he was in danger tonight, biting his red lip, and asked tentatively, "What topic?" ”

Zhen Mingkuan smiled: "Actually, this topic is also very simple, the name is brain teaser, and the gameplay is very simple, that is, I ask you a question, you answer, and then you ask me a question, with three questions for one round, three rounds, three rounds and two wins." ”

Zhang's face suddenly relaxed, and he smiled.

"If you answer a question incorrectly, you have to take off one of your clothes and kiss me, and conversely, if I answer one of your questions correctly, I will take off one of your clothes and kiss you until you don't have a single piece of clothing on your mother, understand?"

Hearing this, Zhang was ashamed and said, "How can anyone only take off other people's clothes? ”

"If you answer correctly or I answer incorrectly, you can also take off me."

Zhang bit her red lip and didn't say a word, this game was a loss for her.

"Are you ready?"

She blushed and nodded slightly.

Zhen Ming asked with a wry smile: "Do you ask first, or do I ask first?" ”

"Xianggong asked first."

"Well, listen well, the first question, riding a monkey on the tree, swishing an arrow to shoot down one, excuse me, how many are left......"

Zhang thought for a moment and replied with great certainty: "Six! ”

……

Ten minutes later.

Zhang's embroidered shoes, white socks, hairpins and ribbons around his waist were scattered all over the ground.

Zhang's clothes were disheveled, his black hair was also lazily scattered on his shoulders, revealing a snow-white and smooth beautiful leg, his waist was hugged tightly by Zhen Mingku, he was short of breath, his face was blushing, he was lowering his head, biting his lip and thinking hard......

"When the time is up, the answer is wrong, lady, you can't do this, before the two rounds arrived, I was stripped naked by the minister."

Zhang Shi didn't follow: "People haven't thought about it yet!" ”

"How can you think about it for so long, if every question makes you want to go for an hour, the sky is going to be bright, and you can't still have a hole for your husband?"

Zhen Ming smiled bitterly, and reached out to untie the girdle silk ribbon around her waist, Zhang Shi blushed, grabbed his hand in a panic, and begged: "Xianggong, isn't it good this time?" Ask one more question, and I'll get it right this time! ”

Zhen Mingku stopped, "Ask one more?" ”

Zhang nodded pitifully, his charming appearance was very cute.

Zhen Ming smiled bitterly: "Okay, I'll make your debut simpler, you can listen up, the question is this, may I ask, among the numbers from one to ten, which number is the laziest and which number is the most diligent?"

When Zhang heard this, he immediately racked his brains to think, the ruddy on his face became more and more obvious, and in the end, he really couldn't think of it, so he had to say: "You liar, how can there be a difference between laziness and diligence in numbers!" ”

"Who's to say no? How to say that sentence, one does not do, two does not stop, of course, one is the laziest, and the other is the most diligent. ”

Zhang was stunned for a moment, came back to his senses, covered his mouth and smiled, and then found that Zhen Mingku began to untie her silk belt, exclaimed, grabbed his arm with both hands, and refused to let him move further.

"You can't play tricks if you want to." Zhen Mingku, how could he just let her go, took out a hand, slid it lightly on her fair and smooth thighs, and said with a smile: "The lady's beautiful legs are really as smooth and warm as tofu, Xianggong has been thinking about what it feels like to touch it for a long time." ”

Zhang's childhood has been instilled with the traditional concept of three chastity and five martyrs, how can he withstand his teasing of these frivolous words, reaching out to stop it, taking care of one thing and losing the other, he can only watch Zhen Mingku peel off the silk belt around her waist, untie it one by one, and scatter her blouse, revealing the pink bandeau inside, faintly visible the snow-white skin on her abdomen and the bright red scar that has just healed.

"Xianggong, I'm afraid of itching......" she said with a blushing face and a trembling voice.

Zhen Mingku threw the next ribbon to the ground casually, "You want me to spare you, do you know what to do?" ”

Zhang blushed, lowered his head, and kissed him on the mouth like a dragonfly.

Zhen Mingkuo spared her, and said with a smile: "You asked me instead." ”

Zhang saw that the clothes on his body were taken off by Zhen Mingku one by one, although he knew that this was the inevitable result in the end, but he was forced step by step like this, and he was a little unwilling in his heart, and finally began to get serious, lowered his head and thought for a long time, raised his head to look at Zhen Mingku, and a rare cunning flashed in his eyes: "Xianggong will test me in mathematics, then I will also take Xianggong's question about numbers." ”

"Oh? It's been a long time since I've done a math problem, and I don't know if my brain is rusty. Zhen Mingku smiled in surprise.

Zhang cleared her throat and sang a gentle ballad softly in her melodious voice: "After a farewell, the two places are lovesick, only saying that it is March and April, who knows that for five or six years, the lyre has no intention of playing; There is nothing to pass on in the eight-line book; Nine consecutive rings are filed from it, and I want to wear the ten-mile long pavilion, a hundred thoughts, a thousand thoughts, and all kinds of helplessness to complain about Lang ......"

With a touching resentment in her voice, Zhang used her melodious voice to sing the thoughts and complaints of a lonely wife in the boudoir to her husband who was far away, even if she didn't listen to the content of this word, just listening to this tune, you could hear the loneliness and loneliness from the heart in this song, and then, with a change of tone, her voice became sad and depressed.

"I can't finish a thousand words, and I am bored and rely on ten columns; Nine-fold climb to see the lonely goose; The Mid-Autumn Festival in August is full and people are not round; In July, half burn incense and ask the sky; In June, everyone shook my fan, and my heart was cold; In May, pomegranates are like fire, and there are occasional gusts of cold rain to water the flowers; In April, the loquat is not yellow, and I want to be upset in the mirror; In a hurry, the peach blossoms in March turn with the water; Drifting, the kite string broke in February...... Lang Lang, I wish I could live in the next life, you will be a woman and I will be a man......"

Zhen Mingku looked at her with a dull face, and it took a while to come back to his senses and mutter, "It turns out that my lady sings so well." ”