When the Jiangdong tiger generals saw that it was a woman's clothes, they immediately understood that this was humiliating Sima Yi and humiliating Jiangdong. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

One is prosperous, and one is lost.

Pan Zhang was furious, "You Heng Xiao'er, you dare to insult me Jiangdong and accept your life!" ”

You Heng was undaunted, staring at Pan Zhang, watching Pan Zhang draw his sword and kill himself.

Sima Yimao was angry, but he still shouted: "Don't do it!" ”

Pan Zhang's sword stopped in front of the tip of You Heng's nose, but You Heng still didn't have any panic, he looked at Pan Zhang coldly, his eyes were full of pity, and said lightly: "Ignorance, vulgarity, sadness." In your life, I'm afraid, you haven't written a single article. ”

"Nerd! Oops~. "Pan Zhang really hasn't written it, and he's almost angry.

The tiger generals all looked at Sima Yi.

You Heng pulled out the sword in front of him and said to Sima Yi: "This dress is the most suitable for you, junior brother, you don't keep the woman's way, you ran to Jiangdong from the king of Qin, and you don't go out of the gate, and you don't have to go out of the door, and you are three from the traitor and four virtues." ”

Everyone shuddered, feeling like they were going crazy. There is only a mouth that keeps opening and closing, and the head is covered one by one.

Sima Yi exploded his lungs in anger, but he immediately calmed down. In front of You Heng, he said to the generals: "This You Heng likes to criticize current affairs and despise others, this is Qin Zijin deliberately sent him to humiliate me and stimulate me to fight." I have to endure it, and if I endure it, I just don't fight and don't give Qin Feng a chance. When the world learns the details, I will not be humiliated. ”

Everyone was still trembling, looking at You Heng and Sima Yi, they felt that these two were not mortals. But they also felt that what Sima Yi said was reasonable, if they were really willful, they fell into the scheme.

After Sima Yi finished speaking, his mood suddenly brightened, and he laughed and said: "Senior brother, you humiliated me, but I just didn't get angry, what can I do." Since the King of Qin sent clothes, he must not wear them. Let the people of the world know what gifts King Qin gave, and let the people of the world know how I Sima Yi did it, and let the people of the world know what kind of person King Qin is. ”

"Oops?" You Heng didn't expect Sima Yi to be so calm, worthy of being a person favored by his teacher, but unfortunately he took the wrong path. sneered: "You are just covering your ears and stealing the bell, you are helping to abuse, you say this, you act like this, you can't blind the eyes of the world." ”

You Heng regretted that the original master accepted Sima Yi.

"What? The Governor is going to wear the women's clothes that have been sent! ”

The Jiangdong Tiger generals were shocked again, and they were not trembling anymore. looked at each other, and said in their hearts that one dared to send it, and the other dared to wear it, it was really a senior brother.

You Heng didn't speak, but his eyes looked at Sima Yi, which was exactly what I meant by seeing you wear.

"Wear it, what kind of character is King Qin, admired by all the people, famous through the ages, he dares to send it, I dare to wear it!" Sima Yi secretly made up his mind, so he took out the skirt from the box.

You Heng praised: "A good 'Hundred Birds Chaofeng Immortal Dress', rare in the world, not a beautiful woman who is not a woman with three virtues and four virtues, can not wear it." ”

When the Jiangdong tiger generals heard this, their eyes were about to pop out, and they felt a churning in their stomachs.

Sima Yi almost vomited blood, but the arrow was ready to be sent and had to be fired.

Zhou Yu is mostly elegant and elegant, and the women's clothes he chooses are different from those given by 'ordinary people'.

Sima Yi was cold, so he put it on, stretched out his arms, walked a 'catwalk', and said: "Everyone, is it good-looking?" ”

The tiger generals were actually dumbfounded, but they felt that the governor was extraordinary, and when they looked closely, they felt that the governor was in good shape, and if he didn't look at his face, it was really not bad.

The generals couldn't help but say: "Most of the governors are open-minded, and they can be compared with non-sinister villains." ”

Lu Meng's eyes were sharp, and he found a problem, so he said: "It seems that King Qin is not very good, this skirt is obviously a defective product, you see, this hem is torn, and there is only a little left." It's a shame that there are pants, and if not, the whole thigh is exposed. ”

When the generals saw it, it was really like this. They were all big men, and suddenly they remembered the women in a certain building, and they all seemed to be dressed like this.

Sima Yi looked at You Heng coldly, snorted coldly, and was about to take off his 'dress'.

You Heng only began to speak at this time, and said, "Senior brother, this is your mistake, you haven't put it on yet." ”

Sima Yi was furious and said, "Are you blind? What didn't you put on? ”

"I'm afraid that most of you are clumsy, there are black stockings and high heels, you are wearing them." You Heng despised the Dao.

"What!"

Everyone was shocked, so they took a closer look, and sure enough, there was still a 'color' in the box, a pair of eye-catching black stockings and high heels.

To say that these black stockings and high heels are really popular all over the world now. In some cases, it is difficult to wear out, but you can wear it at home. When the Huaxia Chamber of Commerce began to sell in Jiangdong, it immediately attracted a hot buying frenzy, and the tiger generals couldn't help but buy for their daughters-in-law and concubines.

So the tiger generals know the use, although now the Huaxia Chamber of Commerce has disappeared and closed its doors, but let them cherish what they have bought home.

Some of the tiger generals couldn't help but think of the scene when the concubine was wearing, and couldn't help but shake for a while, and the chickens froze.

Sima Yi's face changed drastically, he could wear a skirt, but he wore black stockings and high heels, which made him completely unbearable to this.

You Heng said disdainfully: "In this way, the mind of the Metropolitan Governor is not as open-minded as the generals said." When you wear this dress, it doesn't prove how good your mind is, but it proves how shameless you are. ”

"What !!" Sima Yi was furious, he had already seen these two things, and he wouldn't wear a skirt if he was killed, and now it was difficult to ride a tiger.

The tiger generals woke up from their fantasies one by one, and said in their hearts that most of them were going to be 'dead'.

"Youheng Piff, come on, pull it out and cut it!" Lu Meng said angrily.

In an uproar, a group of soldiers came in, and when they saw Sima Yi wearing a skirt, they were all shocked and couldn't move.

You Heng was not afraid, and said lightly: "Sure enough, what open-mindedness and Zhongda are all fake." In fact, it is a small-bellied chicken intestine, even so, people in the world must remember the insidious and cunning of the Metropolitan Governor, and the small-bellied chicken intestines, and they will also remember me at that time. ”

"I ......." Sima Yi's face was distorted, and suddenly he shouted, "If King Qin dares to send it, this governor will dare to wear it!" And when he had said that, he came in with the box and came into the tent.

Everyone was shocked, "What's going on?" Really wear it? ”

Don't look at the tiger generals who are angry about this, but they also have some small expectations, after all, most of them wear black silk, which is really a happy thing. So for the time being, all the people did not care about You, but stared at the door of the inner tent.

Less.

Suddenly, I heard the sound of the clump.

A high-heeled shoe showed its sharp horns at the door of the inner tent, and the tiger generals shuddered for a while, and their eyes widened.

(When I go out today, I can only change it.) ）