It is said that the morning dynasty of this day is endless.

Qin Feng took Liu Bei to the corner of the main hall and had a heart-to-heart talk.

When the hundred officials saw Liu Bei who came back, their eyes were red and crying, they were all unbelievable, and they said in their hearts, what's wrong with ringworm, sick?

Emperor Han Ling saw Liu Bei bent over his waist, so he asked, "Why are you holding your stomach, do you have a stomachache?" ”

Liu Bei's sincerity in pain is not good, and every time he drills his heart, he will leave tears. Scolded indiscriminately in pain, do I hurt you, Qin Zijin's fingers are thick, you let him play a song against your little brother?

Liu Bei was speechless, but fortunately, Qin Feng's words were hurried, and he said: "General Zhendong found out that it was a misunderstanding, and he was very ashamed, so he cried in shame and didn't dare to see anyone. ”

Cao Cao and Yuan Shao knew Qin Feng very well.

Cao Cao said with a smile: "Brother Benchu, this must be Zijin Xian Brother and has a new way to rectify people." ”

Yuan Datou said: "It seems that it must be very inhumane, and the whole ringworm is not light." Zijin's method is really wonderful, and without any movement, he can make people into such a ....... ”

When Liu Bei heard this, he felt bitter in his heart, and said in his heart that Qin Zijin was despicable and shameless, and he actually played me ******, oops~. He remembered that many years ago, he often played the ****** of the bare-ass dolls in the village, and he became popular a lot, which was really a report and a report.

Seeing that Liu Bei didn't dare to straighten his waist, his eyes were red and his face was red, and he suddenly realized, "I was ashamed...... ”

Qin Feng said in due course: "Lord Liu's impeachment is actually a misunderstanding, at that time, too many people came to the street to watch the excitement, Qin Feng inevitably had a stampede and chaos, so Liu Bei enforced the law." Liu Bei has always been on the street, that is, enforcing the law in his jurisdiction, maintaining stable law and order, and has not entered the minister's store at all. ”

He said: "He is cautious, he only thinks that Qin Feng is for himself, so he asked him to dispatch." He didn't expect that this would be his job at all, if he didn't move. Isn't the people in chaos? ”

He finally said: "I have woken up from ringworm. ”

Sure enough, he woke up, Liu Bei covered his crotch and trembled.

It is said that there is a market or a celebration during the New Year's Festival. The people will see the excitement. When there are more people gathered, all sorts of things will happen. At this time, the official will send people to maintain order, which is a public business that the responsible government should do. It is not because you don't want to go out that you don't want to stop the people from rushing to the market and celebrations.

Baiguan and Emperor Han Ling suddenly realized. The heart says it makes sense,

As for Qin Feng opening the Huaxia Chamber of Commerce, no one took it seriously. Because of the Eastern Han Dynasty, there was no law that prevented officials from opening shops. On the contrary, they are capable and open stores. It is also good to sell all kinds of products produced in the huge land.

Emperor Han Ling said unhappily: "There are many ringworms, this is your mistake, I almost misunderstood the champion Hou." ”

Liu Bei hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, the minister cares about the government, but he lacks experience and does something wrong with good intentions. I beg your Majesty's forgiveness. Champion Hou forgiveness. He begged for forgiveness for his sins, and then emphasized that he had all good intentions.

After all, Liu Bei's starting point was good, and it did not cause serious consequences, and Emperor Han Ling was in the mood that blood was thicker than water, so he did not blame Liu Bei. just said: "Quickly apologize to the champion Hou, and in the future, you must think carefully, if such a thing happens again, you will definitely be severely punished." ”

Emperor Han Ling had already made a decision, and it was difficult for He Jin to say anything.

Liu Bei hurriedly apologized on the spot. He bowed to Qin Feng and said, "Champion Hou, it's the wrong ...... of the lower officials." ”

Qin Feng smiled: "It's okay, just wake up." ”

Hundreds of officials heard this. sighed for a while, and discussed: "Champion Hou Shantan, it really deserves its name." ”

"You see he took Liu Xuande to the corner, and it will be negotiated in a while."

When Liu Bei heard this, he couldn't stop trembling. He suddenly felt a chill in his crotch, and when he looked down. That's when I got my pee.

Baiguan was shocked when he saw the water coming from Liu Bei's feet.

Cao Cao's face darkened, and he came out and scolded: "There are many ringworms, things that don't understand etiquette, you can't hold back your pee, you can ask to go to the toilet, and you actually pee in the court!" ”

Yuan Datou smiled: "Could it be that he was scared to pee." ”

Qin Feng's face was also dark and disgusting, and he said in his heart, I rely on it, is it too heavy.

Liu Bei himself was shocked, he couldn't feel it for some reason, but he quickly reacted and shouted wittily: "No, no, no, it's not urine, it's the flow just now, and the small water bladder around his waist has burst." ”

As soon as Qin Feng pondered it, he felt that it must have been caused by the bullet being played too hard just now, and after the bullet was swollen, he lost consciousness. He immediately smiled and said, "Brother Meng De, Brother Benchu, it must be urine." I went and searched my body to see where the water bladder was? ”

Cao Cao and Yuan Shao were heroes, but they were also happy to see such things, so they grinned and grabbed Liu Bei left and right, and wanted to search their bodies.

For Liu Bei, if he was searched, Cao Cao and Yuan Shao shouted no, and they would be exposed. He was the **** of the dynasty, that was really a precedent in history, and the "Historical Records" will definitely be recorded in thick ink: the cheating of the Han clan relatives, even peeing in the court, the Han Dynasty has not been in 400 years, it is really shameless, and he quit the palace and was beheaded.

He is thus the fate of being passed down through the ages and leaving a stench for thousands of years.

Liu Bei struggled and shouted: "Don't search, there's nothing to search." ”

Just when Liu Bei was about to become the first important minister to pee in the court, a little eunuch ran in outside and saved his life.

I saw the little eunuch go up to the court, knelt down, his nose trembled, and his heart said How can there be a smell of urine? He hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, there is a group of Romans outside the city!" ”

Roman!

In the beginning, the East called Rome the Great Qin. This Great Qin is Qin Feng's exclusive property, and he is very dissatisfied, so he reminds that it is Rome, not Great Qin. Therefore, after the spread spread, the whole court knew about Rome.

Emperor Han Ling was stunned when he heard this, and said, "Romans? What did the Romans come for? ”

"I don't know." The little eunuch shook his head with a rattle.

Emperor Han Ling was displeased: "Then how do you know that it is a Roman?" ”

The little eunuch hurriedly said: "It was General Zhendong's subordinate Guan Yu Sima who brought him outside the palace, he participated in the expedition, and he recognized it as the Roman commander Pompey." ”

Taiwei Yuan Kui said happily: "This must be my Han Tianwei, and the power is outside the domain." The Romans came to see him. Your Majesty should serve people with virtue and show the etiquette of our court, and you can't see it. ”

On the one hand, Emperor Ling of Han was happy that his cultural and martial arts were powerful outside the domain, but on the other hand, he had never seen foreigners. He hurriedly said, "Quick, send them to the temple to meet them!" ”

Qin Feng pondered, "What is Pompey doing here?" ”

Cao Cao and Yuan Shao let Liu Bei go.

Liu Bei shouted a fluke, if it was late. And he was exposed. He looked at the "puddle of water" he had created on the ground, and his heart ached deeply, and he wanted to question the sky, "Why?" Something like that. It always falls on my head! ”

After a while, Pompey came to the Deyang Hall with a follower. After he entered the palace, his impression of the decline of the Han Dynasty immediately reversed. He was amazed by the glorious palace complexes of the Han Dynasty. He knew that only a strong civilization could build such a brilliant building.

However, Pompey still believed that the Han Dynasty had decayed, after all, the Romans had seen too many powerful civilizations decay, such as Egypt. "A decaying civilization, no matter how strong it was before, will be replaced by other civilizations." Pompey made a conclusion about the Han Dynasty, and what could replace the Han civilization was the Roman civilization.

Pompey also knew. Between Rome and the Han Dynasty, there was a gap between Rest and Kushan, and Rome's idea of distant friendship and close attack made him here. Although Pompey's presence here is far more symbolic than practical, his presence here shows that the Romans were ambitious and far-sighted, and they were planning for the future of Rome.

Pompey entered the Deyang Palace, and the kingly spirit accumulated in the Eastern Han Dynasty for two hundred years shocked Pompey. In the majestic and luxurious palace of 10,000 square meters, he was sluggish.

On the other hand. Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty and the hundred officials, they saw the Romans for the first time, although Pompey's Roman robes were really fine, but they were only half-full. They were wearing big pants and shoes with leaky toes on their feet, and they were also sluggish.

Kong Rong exclaimed: "It's so unbelievable, I actually went to the palace with my legs exposed in my pants, I lost my honor in front of the king, I lost my honor!" ”

Qin Feng hurriedly said, "Master Kong." You're wrong, that's how the Romans dressed. ”

"Savage, too savage......." Hundred officials are "thrilled".

It is said that the court of Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty, including himself, had no experience in receiving foreign envoys, which is undoubtedly sad in the last years of the Eastern Han Dynasty.

Therefore, the hundred officials, including Emperor Ling of Han, did not know how to communicate with Pompey. At the same time, they also found that they could not speak the Roman language, and they were even more unable to communicate.

However, Emperor Ling of Han immediately remembered Qin Feng, and the recital of the expedition victory was very detailed, and Qin Feng spoke Roman.

Emperor Han Ling immediately said: "Qin Aiqing, Qin Aiqing ......." He called and gestured.

Qin Feng went out of class, although he didn't want to see the arrogant and ambitious Romans, he still maintained the demeanor of a great country, and said with a smile: "Your Excellency Pompey, I really didn't expect to be able to see you here." ”

Pompey came back to his senses, when he saw Qin Feng, he was overjoyed, he ran over two steps, hugged Qin Feng with one hand, and said, "Your Excellency, I finally saw you, this way, can suffocate me to death." ”

It turned out that Pompey had not spoken Roman or communicated with anyone along the way, but he was suffocated. Today, he was very excited to finally meet someone who could communicate.

There was a beast-like stench from Pompey's body, Qin Feng couldn't stand it, he pushed Pompey away euphemistically, and said, "I don't know why His Excellency Pompey came to my Han?" ”

Pompey was still very excited, and said: "Fortunately, there is a figure like Your Excellency the Commander in the Han Dynasty, if not, I will be like my predecessors, and I will return in vain." He said: "This time, this dictator has come to your Han Dynasty on behalf of our great Rome to establish diplomatic relations with the Han Dynasty in the East. ”

Pompey proclaimed himself dictator, indicating that he was the plenipotentiary of the Han dynasty on this occasion.

The establishment of diplomatic relations means that on the basis of mutual recognition, the two countries reach an agreement through consultation and negotiation, publish it in the form of a joint communiqué or exchange of letters, and send diplomatic representatives to each other, when diplomatic relations are formally established.

It is very important to establish diplomatic relations, which means that the country is recognized by the rest of the world, that it recognizes its territory, that it has rights over its territory, and so on.

If it is not recognized by the world, it will leave many historical problems, the most obvious of which is territorial disputes.

Qin Feng would like to see the establishment of diplomatic relations with Rome, which will make China leave a strong mark in the Western world for the first time. It will let the West know that the East belongs to China, and if there is any territorial dispute in the future, there will be historical evidence. (To be continued.) )