【3rd Update】

The three of them bowed their heads suspiciously, and carefully examined the horse manure that could be found everywhere on the ground.

At this time, the horse manure that can be seen everywhere on the ground is not the horse manure dumplings that you see on weekdays, but it is mixed together with horse manure and juice like thin mud, and it is a pile in the east and a puddle in the west, which is extremely disgusting.

Cheng Huaiyi hadn't thought about it yet, but Qin Huaiyu was surprised: "My father told me about the march, and the war horse that pulls down this kind of horse manure is either plague or diarrhea." Could this be ......?"

Guo Ye snatched Qin Huaiyu's words and said with a smile: "That's right. General Ling Zun Qin Shubao is well-informed, and what he said is not wrong at all. This is the symptom of loose horses! ”

Qin Huaiyu sighed thoughtfully.

Cheng Huaiyi was a little curious, and said suspiciously: "Really? When a horse pulls down a few bubbles of, you conclude that it is diarrhea? ”

Seeing Cheng Huaiyi questioning himself, Guo Ye glanced at him and snorted: "Look at it yourself, normal horse manure is in a ball, and if you look at the current horse manure, it is as thin as a batter." If you don't believe me, you can get off the horse and dip some horse dung to smell it, to ensure that the horse manure smells fishy and pungent, which is different from normal horse dung dumplings. ”

"I~~"

Cheng Huaiyi spat out, as if he had really eaten two mouthfuls of horse manure, and said, "Master, I'm full?" Why are you eating horse manure if you have nothing to do? ”

"Huaiyi, don't make trouble!"

Eldest Sun Yumo interrupted Cheng Huaiyi's crookedness, turned his head to look at Guo Ye, and asked in surprise: "Listen to what you mean, these horse manure should be the horses under Xiao Ting's crotch." Could it be that you mean that Xiao Ting's dark horses are all thin? ”

Guo Ye nodded heavily, and responded very forcefully: "Yes! ”

Eldest Sun Yumo was suddenly overjoyed and shouted excitedly, "Really? ”

Guo Ye knew that this guy was already suffering, and he didn't want to entertain him anymore, so he said categorically: "It's really true! ”

"Great!"

Eldest Sun Yumo straightened his waist suddenly, and shouted happily: "Damn, as long as their mount is thin, they will run slowly or even can't run, and after a long time, they will collapse and fall." Haha, without the horses under the crotch, they also have a fart bow. Did they run on foot and play bow with us? ”

In addition to being excited, Eldest Sun Yumo suddenly remembered Guo Ye's words and asked, "Could it be that this is what you said about the strategy to break the enemy?" ”

Guo Ye maintained a calm and calm look again, and nodded reservedly in affirmation.

Qin Huaiyu on the side interjected: "It's still not good, without these four high-headed dark horses, it won't affect the overall situation at all." In this competition, the kamikaze juju club has already been fully dispatched, and the entire kamikaze shaki club plus the reserved horses, to say the least, there are twenty horses. They can play with horses that don't have strain! ”

Qin Huaiyu said, and without waiting for the eldest Sun Yumo to ask, Guo Ye had already smiled mysteriously: "I will tell you, they are now in the entire Juju Society, and there is not a single horse that is not thin?" ”

"What?"

At this time, even Qin Huaiyu couldn't calm down, and asked, "Could it be that you secretly made a ghost?" ”

Guo Ye heard the words but did not express his position, neither admitting nor denying it.

Suddenly, Cheng Huaiyi, who had been staring at the horse manure, suddenly realized, and shouted: "I know, you kid must have gone to the kamikaze Ju Society last night to get drugged, right?" I guess yes, you kid must have mixed croton in their horse feed last night, right? Only if the croton is mixed in the forage, the horses will not notice when they eat it! ”

"Shh!!h

Guo Ye hurriedly shushed him, glared at him fiercely, and shouted: "The surname is Cheng, you have to be known to the world to be satisfied, don't you?" ”

Although Cheng Huaiyi's guess was not accurate, he had almost guessed it, and he shouted it so loudly, which startled Guo Yewei.

That's right, what he asked Zhen Niang to buy before was Croton.

Croton, this is a natural and pollution-free goodie, an appropriate amount of croton mixed into traditional Chinese medicine, can play a role in intestinal excretion and constipation.

As the saying goes, things must be reversed, and it is not unreasonable to go too far.

If the amount of croton is too large, it will have the opposite effect, and the murmuring of the creek will naturally become a monstrous flood, and it is necessary to pull it to grandma's house

Cheng Huaiyi was stopped by Guo Ye like this, and was glared at by the eldest grandson Yumo and Qin Huaiyu, and then stopped.

Sitting on horseback, he bent over, picked up the cane on the ground, and then praised Guo Ye: "The surname Guo, you are awesome, you can think of this kind of yin trick, I am convinced!" ”

Guo Ye was speechless for a while, Nima's, is this a compliment or a loss?

Qin Huaiyu didn't speak, but sighed secretly in his heart, Huaiyi is right, this trick is enough to damage enough yin!

However, Changsun Yumo's face softened more and more, and he whispered to Guo Ye: "As the saying goes, shoot people first and shoot horses first, and get rid of the horses that Xiao Ting and them rely on to gallop on the field, you really think smartly!" Guo Ye, even if we can't win this game, my previous promise will still work! ”

Guo Ye!

This is the first time that the eldest grandson Yumo called Guo Ye by his name, which can be regarded as officially accepting Guo Ye into the group of scholars.

Guo Ye shook his head lightly and said with a smile: "If we can't win against them when the horses are thin, then we can only blame ourselves for being incompetent!" ”

"Yes!"

Hearing Guo Ye say this, Eldest Sun Yu suddenly became high-spirited, waved the cane in his hand and said excitedly: "Everyone, let's beat him today, what Xiao Ting, what kamikaze hit the Ju Society, all fuck the eggs!" ”

Guo Ye saw that the eldest grandson Yumo was heroic, and he opened his mouth to swear and harshly talk, and he couldn't help but look sideways for a while, and said in his heart, this eldest grandson is really a bit of a gangster, which is completely incompatible with his father's eldest grandson Wuji's identity as the first civil official.

However, this sounds quite exciting.

So, he no longer raised the bar with the eldest grandson Yumo, raised the cane in his hand, and said with a smile: "That's right, I'll beat him today!" ”

"Beat his son of a bitch Xiao Ting!"

"Completely defeat the myth of the invincibility of the kamikaze and the Jusha!"

Cheng Huaiyi and Qin Huaiyu raised the cane in their hands one after another, and shouted with high morale and enthusiasm.

For a while, the situation of the four people here changed dramatically, and the onlookers present, including Xiao Ting's side, didn't know what had happened, why the four of them suddenly became so vigorous.

At this time, the penalty officer urged in the center of the field: "Please start the game as soon as possible, otherwise it will ......."

"Tee off!"

"Bang!"

Eldest Sun Yu snorted silently, bent over in an extremely elegant posture, swung out a staff like a cloud, and knocked the ball away again.

With a wave, the man has shaken the reins like a lightning speed, and pursued away.

The remaining three, while holding the reins, prepared to urge the horses forward.

Guo Ye took the initiative to give orders to Qin Huaiyu and the others, shouting as if they were two masters: "Two, attack, attack!" ”

"Driving~~"

"Drink~~"

For a while, the four members of the study class were full of fighting spirit, and they stepped on the horse's hooves like a rainbow and crushed in the direction of Xiao Ting.

The two sides once again went on the defensive and offensive

After a while, the sharp-eyed Guozijian students on the stage suddenly noticed that something was wrong, and found subtle changes in the field, one, two, three or five......

Especially the people in the school class, they even fell through their glasses, what's going on? Xiao Ting's kid and the three deflated calves of the Kamikaze Society can't be deliberately waterproof, right?

Li Shaozhi, the third fat man, took the lead in standing up and shouted uncalmly: "Look, Xiao Ting's grandson's horse can't run!" ”

"Not only his horse, but also the horses of his three companions, how can they be like old horses?"

"Something is wrong, he is sick, he seems to have a plague!"

"The plague is hairy, it should be strained, didn't you see the horse running and pulling? A sucker! ”

"Haha, look, Xiao Ting's horse doesn't seem to be able to hold on, the horse's legs are trembling, and it seems that he can't even stand."

"Bang!"

With a loud bang, Xiao Ting's mount under his crotch fell to the ground with a bang, and he foamed at the mouth with a convulsion, as if he had been hit by a sheep's madness.

Even Xiao Ting himself fell and ate

Xiao Ting's embarrassment caused a burst of laughter from the people in the school class, and from time to time someone made fun of Xiao Ting's stupid pig and crushed the horse to death.

Xiao Ting was already extremely embarrassed when he fell to the ground, but now he was ridiculed by the onlookers for a while, and his face was red and he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to hide his shame.

Immediately, he shouted at the sidelines: "Come on, hurry up and reskin this son, speed!" ”

At this time, someone hurriedly ran to the sidelines, crying and shouting in a mournful voice: "Xiao Gongzi, it's terrible, something is wrong!" All the horses in our Kamikaze Shrine have been strained, and several of them have collapsed and collapsed. ”

"What?"

Xiao Ting looked at him in disbelief, listened to the reply of the man on the sidelines, and muttered to himself as he walked to the sidelines: "You're fucking telling me, now... Honkoe... No horses available??? ”

"Whoa!"

Xiao Ting was careless, stepped on a puddle of thin horse manure, slipped on the soles of his feet and fell, and the whole person fell to the ground.

But this time it was bad luck, Junxiu's face didn't hit the ground, and he actually hit a puddle of muddy horse manure.

and the loose horse manure of their own horses, came to the most intimate contact!

"Vomit~~"

"I'm grass, it's so damn disgusting!"

"Xiao Gongzi is really heavy."

"Presumably Xiao Gongzi, he is really hungry!"

On the stage and outside the field, there were sounds of schadenfreude one after another.

Xiao Ting, whose face was covered with horse manure, no longer expected to get into the cracks in the ground to cover his shame at this time.

The Assassin longed for a time when the heavens would fall apart and let himself disappear from everyone's sight and avoid this humiliation. , the home of reading! Unique URL: