Chapter 502: Playing with fire and setting himself on fire
Hehe, how naïve and stupid is such a cute little lamb to take the initiative to jump in front of Guo Jia, the big bad wolf, and "bleat"! In the face of such a God-given opportunity, if Guo Jia doesn't grasp it well, then he won't be called Guo Jia! So, Guo Jia decided to plan the plan. Since you pretend to be Da Qiao, then treat you directly as Da Qiao, and when the time comes, you will suffer a dumb loss, and you will not be able to speak yourself, you can only break your teeth and swallow blood.
"Big Joe!" Guo Jia held Xiao Qiao's hands in front of his chest, looked at the other party affectionately and said, "As soon as I saw you that day, I was fascinated by your amazing appearance, and for a while, I couldn't extricate myself." Your figure lingers in my mind, and as soon as I close my eyes, you will appear in front of me. There is a beautiful woman in the generation, living in the hollow valley. One look at the city, and then look at the country. Your beauty, sinking fish and geese, and shy flowers in the closed moon are not enough to describe. Clear water out of hibiscus, natural carving. One more is fat, and one less is thin. The clouds want to dress and the flowers want to look, and the spring breeze blows Revlon. Looking back and smiling, the six palaces have no color......"
The compliments on Guo Jia's lips were as aggressive as a machine gun, and Xiao Qiao was immediately stunned by Guo Jia's behavior. Nonsense! Not to mention Xiao Qiao, even if the people of later generations come over, they will be stunned by Guo Jia, this skewer is too powerful! Guo Jia, this guy, in modern times, is definitely the kind of legendary talent who can sing love songs together!
Ming'er's little maid next to her was also a little dumbfounded in the face of this sudden change. Sure enough, as the saying goes: in the face of such a duplicitous woman, you should press her rudely on the bed OOXX, and then she will be obedient. (Where is the saying?) )
"Yikes!" Little Joe suddenly exclaimed.
It turned out that Guo Jia had grabbed Xiao Qiao's hand by himself, and then took advantage of the situation, Xiao Qiao's center of gravity was unstable, and he was directly pulled into Guo Jia's arms.
"Please forgive me for taking the liberty of asking for a kiss. But since then, I've been holding back my impulses. If you have a wife like this, what more can a husband ask for! If I can't marry you Da Qiao, I, Guo Jia, will regret it in my life! Guo Jia said.
"Don't do that! Quick, let go ......" Xiao Qiao struggled, completely at a loss, after all, she was just a girl who had never seen the world, how could she have ever encountered such a situation.
And Xiao Qiao didn't expect such an accident at all in advance, she naively thought that even if they met secretly. Even if it's a tryst, it's the kind that is polite and doesn't touch each other. Where did you think that Guo Jia was going to kiss me as soon as he came up, this guy is really too messy!
As a result, Xiao Qiao had not finished speaking. Suddenly, his lips became hot, and his pupils shrank. Guo Jia actually kissed it?! Guo Jiaqiang kissed her?! She's not a sister. She's Little Joe! Pity. Xiao Qiao didn't say this fact at first, and now he can't say it!
I don't know how long my thinking stopped, maybe only a second or two, maybe a century long, Xiao Qiao finally came to his senses. Push Guo Jia away with all his might,
"How can you?!" Little Joe exclaimed as he wiped his mouth.
"I'm sorry, but I can't help it. I couldn't hold back. Accept it when you see it, Guo Jia immediately bowed and apologized again.
But it's also an apology, and now the aura on both sides is completely reversed from the beginning.
If an apology is useful, then why do you want the police! Well, if you know this, Xiao Qiao will definitely say so.
But now,
"You...... I ......" Little Joe didn't know what to say at all, his eyes were red, so he couldn't help crying. Oops, innocence has been tarnished, what to do in the future? Can't get married? And this person is still my sister's husband...... Xiao Qiao, who is at a loss, still retains the only belief that she resolutely can't let anyone know now that she is Xiao Qiao!
Only in this way may this matter be hidden. Although there is heaven and earth to testify, God is so busy, maybe he didn't see it at all! Little Joe comforted himself in his heart.
"Well, in fact, we're going to get married soon, you don't have to worry too much about this kind of thing." Guo Jia comforted him heartlessly beside him, of course, Guo Jia was not actually lying, because even if he knew that it was not Da Qiao in front of him, he and Xiao Qiao would be married soon!
"You! Shameless! Xiao Qiao scolded, and the words that he had prepared in advance to test Guo Jia couldn't be said now, so Xiao Qiao just turned around and ran away.
"Tsk!"
Guo Jia chirped in place, hehe, he didn't come to this trip in vain, although he was taken aback at first, but judging from the results, it is no different from the script that Guo Jia thought about in advance.
"Ming'er, haha, the young master is happy today, what do you want, tell the young master directly!" Guo Jia said with a smile, he couldn't be happy if he picked up such a big bargain!
To be honest, if Da Qiao is really here today, and Da Qiao was forcibly kissed by Guo Jia, Guo Jia may not be as happy as he is now. Although Guo Jia had already decided in his heart that he wanted to marry Xiao Qiao, and it had already been set. But now this kind of thing is still like cheating with his sister-in-law, this unusual sense of excitement is not something that can be experienced just from the peerless appearance.
"Ming'er didn't do anything, and he didn't dare to take credit." Ming'er lowered her head and said, being rewarded for this reason, it is estimated that Ming'er will not only not be happy, but also ashamed. The young master is good everywhere, but in terms of girls, hey, she is just a little maid and a woman, how can she understand the thoughts of the young master who is a man! Men, probably all look like this.
Perhaps it is precisely because Guo Jia clearly experienced what it means to be "golden and jade, and ruined in it", and knows what these men are secretly like and what they look like in secret, so Ming'er, who is in the prime of her cardamom years, does not have any feelings for other so-called young talents.
Can those so-called talents compare to Guo Jia? Guo Jia is like this, and others can only be even more unbearable! At least, Guo Jia's own light can infinitely cover up these obscurities!
One bad apple won’t spoil the whole bunch? That's just talk, no one is perfect. may have an element of personality worship, but people like Guo Jia, in Ming'er's eyes, are definitely the best combination of perfection and truth. As for others, no matter how perfect they are, such as the later Zhou Yu and others, in Ming'er's eyes, it is just that Zhou Yu's shortcomings have not been transmitted. The so-called perfection, which is only superficial perfection, is unreal!
"Don't care about this kind of detail, just be happy, isn't this what people live for!" Guo Jia pulled Ming'er and said, this little girl, who only knows work and business all day long, should let her experience other joys in life. (To be continued......)