Chapter 1082 The Metropolitan Governor Comes Out of the Closet
Lao Jia Xu's outdated thoughts were freed from Sima Yi's trendy black silk paintings, and he hurriedly asked: "What does the king say about coming out?" ”
Qin Feng said with a smile: "This is so and so ......, this profoundly explains Sima Yi's 'orientation', since the Metropolitan Governor is so heroic and uninhibited, he has shown it himself." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info then we can't hide it from the public, we must respect the public's right to know. ”
Even Lu Bu was frightened for a while, and couldn't help but say: "If this is posted, even if it is a clay man, he will come desperately." ”
"That's it." Qin Feng smiled and said solemnly: "Although this matter is interesting, it is related to a big war, and it must be handled seriously and carefully." Ordered the intelligence guard, imitated a lot, and took the metropolitan governor out of the cabinet and posted it all over the streets and alleys of Jiangdong. ”
A day later.
Chibi South Dongwu rear city 'Echeng', that is, Wuchang in later generations.
Although Eastern Wu was at war with the Qin army, the daily life of the people was not chaotic. Because the people have a spectrum in their hearts, King Qin will have a better life when he comes, what kind of energy are they messing up? I can't hope for it.
The streets and alleys are crowded with people, and people are rushing for life.
At this time, a scholar-like person was carrying two Wuchang fish and was about to go home to stew for his old mother.
"Who knows the word, what is this picture?"
The scholar hurried over to a wall full of people.
As soon as he said that he could read it if he wanted to express it, he was immediately frightened, and his whole body trembled, and the two Wuchang fish fell to the ground, still jumping around.
"The Metropolitan Governor comes out of the closet! Comics! The scholar exclaimed.
Only then did the people know that it was originally called "The Governor of the Metropolis".
In fact, the people who saw this picture for the first time were very frightened.
"It turned out to be a comic strip of "The Governor of the Metropolis Out of the Closet"."
Just look at this comic book is extraordinary, the first picture of the Metropolitan Governor Sima Yi shows his figure, the second one has many men around him, and then there are many of them, some people touch the legs of the Metropolitan Governor, and some people massage the Metropolitan Governor or something.
When the women saw it, they all screamed and covered their faces and ran away.
And the man was also frightened at first, but then he watched it with great interest, to the point of liking it.
"Oops, I still use needles. How can you abuse the Metropolitan Governor like this, after all, it is the Metropolitan Governor of our Jiangdong. It's too bad to use a needle, after all, you can use wax drops to hit the nail on the head. But, hey, I like it~. ”
"I didn't expect the Metropolitan Governor to be good at this, and he really deserves to be the Metropolitan Governor of Wuhou."
"You see the Metropolitan Governor on the picture enjoying it so much, his eyes are closed, and his nose is bleeding......."
The people had a lot of discussions, and they were deeply involved in the rebellion of Sun Quan's Sima Yi, so looking at these pictures, they were relieved.
Since then, there has been a line of comic books in the art world. Everyone felt that it was better to draw a comic book and be able to tell a story. As a result, some people who wrote literal stories switched to comic books. After many years in the later generations, the Metropolitan Governor went out to a certain island country.
Inspired by comic strips, an island nation created a school of comics. It is also deeply influenced by the coming out picture, so there are many colored stories in all the comics. Even if there is film and television later, it can't be changed.
Half a day later.
Chibi South Dongwu Water Village.
Sima Yi had a strip of white cloth tied on his head, and he had just been ravaged, and his blood was lost, and his expression was sluggish.
The tiger generals are all comforted, as long as they don't fight, everything is fine.
Although he said that, most of the governors were made like this, and the governors could stand this in their hearts.
"It's not good to be the Metropolitan Governor, the streets behind are full of your portraits!" A colonel came running wildly.
Sima Yi opened his eyes, "Why are they all my portraits?" ”
The little school didn't dare to say anything, so he found a stack of papers.
Sima Yi took it and took a look, his eyes were dark, the corners of his mouth were gurgling with blood, and he was bald on the handsome position.
The tiger generals saved the governor while looking at the paper sent, and suddenly screamed again and again.
"King Qin is too despicable, he has forced the Metropolitan Governor to be like this, and he is still pressing, this is the rhythm of forcing the Metropolitan Governor to death." Lu Meng exclaimed.
When the doctor came, he saw that Sima Yi was dizzy again, and he was shocked in his heart, King Qin is worse than Zhou Shiren in my village, and this time he is even worse than Zhao Bailao.
The doctor's eldest apprentice muttered: "Could it be that there is a daughter of the Dadu Governor's family who has been taken by the King of Qin?" ”
The second apprentice said: "Seeing that the Metropolitan Governor is so young, it may be his sister, this is a good thing, it shouldn't be." ”
After a while, Sima Yi eased up and said haggardly: "What is the situation?" ”
Xiao Xiao was pushed around by the tiger generals and pushed to the innermost, but he didn't dare to say it.
"You are not guilty." Sima Yi held on to his mental and physical paths.
Only then did the little colonel dare to say, wiped his sweat, and said: "The paste is everywhere, Jiangdong is everywhere, and the folk call Sima Yi the black silk map, also known as the "Dadu Governor Out of the Cabinet Map". ”
"Oops......." Sima Yi covered his heart. Although he was well-read in military books, for the first time in such an encounter, he was at a loss.
But Sima Yi's tolerant and guarded character played a role in supporting him, and Sima Yi could understand it. But coming out, he couldn't understand. Most of the governors are studious, and they know that they must understand the enemy in order to defeat them. Obviously, the enemy has a new creation, which he must understand, and said in a slightly steady tone: "What does it mean to come out?" ”
Xiao Xiaoxiao's face changed greatly, but he still said: "What, it's to announce the orientation to the outside world, it's the orientation of Longyang." There are also men and women of the same sex, and most of the governors are women. ”
Sima Yi's eyebrows jumped wildly, his face was white for a while, blue for a while, and finally turned to Sauce Zi, "I'm Longyang, and I'm still a woman...... Oh, poof~. ”
The Governor vomited blood again and passed out.
The generals are messed up again.
"King Qin is so vicious that he actually came up with such a poisonous plan."
"Look, the Governor forced ......."
"How did you come up with this ...... scheme?"
Two days later.
"King, I heard that Sima Yi vomited blood and vomited a basin." Pang Tong wiped his nose and said.
While the generals were shocked, they also sighed that Sima Yi was worthy of being known for his ability to endure and guard.
"None of them are going to send troops. It is said that the clay man also has three points of fire, and Sima Yi is more muddy than the clay man. ”
The generals had to admire Sima Yi, after all, it was right not to send troops. The generals felt that they were afraid that this southern expedition would be in vain, but fortunately, they had seized the north of Jingzhou, and the area was also vast.
However, it is only north of Jingzhou, although it is vast, it cannot meet Qin Feng.
Qin Feng sneered, "Sima Yi really has something extraordinary, no wonder the future generations stubbornly guarded Zhuge Liang to death." He said to the generals, "It's okay, this king still has a back hand here." ”
"And the back hand!"
Everyone was taken aback, and then they felt that they were stronger than they were again, and hurriedly asked, "King, I don't know what to do with the back?" ”