Chapter 28 Self-defeating
The fat man had done enough tricks, so he collected his feet, looked up, and was startled, and the Eighth Route Army wept silently, all of them were full of sadness, and they were all determined to die, as if they were giving him a funeral.
"Day!" The fat man chuckled in his heart, this scene was really done, completely exceeding the effect he wanted, but why did he feel uncomfortable......
"If yes, if yes...... You sacrificed, do you remember the day you faced the devil's request? I will definitely do it, and I will go to your grave to incense you every New Year's holiday, no matter how far I go! Wang Yi's big watery eyes flashed with tears, and he looked pitiful, but the words he said made the fat man almost kneel, making it clear that even if he hung up, Wang Yi would only be slightly moved, and would not give him a widow.
"Don't waste time here, don't compare with you, don't ink!" Sai Diao snorted coldly, seeing the fat man looking at Wang Yi's appearance, she was angry in her heart, although she was forced to marry this fat man with numerology, but she didn't like fat people, it didn't mean that she allowed others to get involved, women's jealousy was naturally very heavy.
"Isn't it just a few broken nails? You draw the next way, and the fat man is on it! The fat man unbuttoned his shirt, revealing a dazzling body of fat.
Wang Yi hurriedly took a sip, blushing and closing his eyes thickly, not daring to look at it.
"It's very simple, since you've taken off your clothes, go up and lie down!" Seeing the fat meat on the fat man's body, Sai Diao Chan was so tired that his stomach was churning, and he hurriedly turned his head and said coldly.
The fat man twitched his nose, and with a righteous and awe-inspiring style, he walked to the nail bed.
"Alas!" Commander Ma sighed, and the soldiers of the Eighth Route Army also looked awe-inspiring one by one, and looked at the fat man with sad eyes that saw the martyrs on the road.
The fat man felt a chill in his heart, walked to the nail bed, and suddenly the corners of his eyes twitched for no reason, and he always felt that he had missed something, and he couldn't figure out what was missing.
"What, scared?" The first time he saw this fat man, he felt that this fat man was a timid person, and he dared to go to the nail bed, and he was just stubborn, but at this moment, seeing the fat man hesitate, he strengthened his thoughts in his heart, and asked coldly.
"Scared? You mother-in-law, remember, the fat man has never been afraid! The fat man replied, suppressing the bad premonition in his heart, isn't it just nailing the bed, back then he rolled casually, and there was nothing wrong with it.
He held his breath, clenched his hands into fists, tried to strain his back and arm muscles, and lay down directly, the tingling sensation suddenly came, the fat man was shocked, he suddenly realized that he had missed something, and the problem was in this fat body.
The theory of the nail bed is actually very easy to figure out, and no one dares to play like this with a single nail, because of the force at a single point, and it is not pierced to pierce it. But the nail bed is a dense arrangement of many nails, that is, more stress, as long as the back muscles are tightened, it is a person who dares to play. (Du Niang is introduced like this, I advise you not to try, once you pierce yourself, I am not responsible.) )
But it's no wonder that the fat man's body can be tightened, as soon as the fat on the loose back goes up, the fat man feels that the nail has pierced his fat, if it is ordinary, he must have gotten up, but the Haikou who sacrificed himself before has been boasted, he can only endure it, and endure it again.
In order to divert the attention of the back pain, and to show his fearlessness, the fat man shouted at the top of his voice: "Cool, so cool, mother-in-law, I want to make the fat man afraid to this extent, you dream!" ”
Captain Ma looked at the fat man on the nail bed dumbfounded, and actually had the heart to shout, could it be that this guy also practiced "magic skills"?
Wang Yi opened her mouth in horror, thinking that this fat man is really amazing, if she calms down and thinks about the physics knowledge she learned in class before, she should know the mystery, in fact, she is on the nail bed, which is more suitable than the fat man, after all, the fat man is too fat, and the nail has pierced his fat at this moment, although it is very shallow, but so many nails also make the fat man wail in his heart, and his face has to put on a heroic spirit, and he really wants to die to save face and suffer the crime.
"Hmph, you still have the strength to shout, right?" Although Sai Diao Chan was surprised that the fat man dared to go on the nail bed, and dared to stimulate her with rumors, then she would do a full set of plays, anyway, she knew the secret of the nail bed, and she was not afraid of hurting the fat man, she wanted to scare the fat man and beg for mercy, and said loudly to Yang Yun beside her: "Move the big slate." ”
"Big slate?" The fat man chuckled in his heart, Nima, he really forgot that the nail bed has to be accompanied by the trick of breaking the boulder on the chest, this is called a sandwich cake, the most popular trick of the people in this era, another big stone, a hammer, although there is nothing wrong with the belly, but the back will pierce the nail deeper, and the pain will be stronger.
The fat man really regretted that he forgot that this fat body couldn't play with the rolling nail bed, but now it's too late to regret it, who told him to rush to the righteous and awe-inspiring, so he can only come to the full set with a hard head, waiting for the back to pierce a thousand holes.
Yang Yun blushed, moved a square slate, looking at his breath-holding appearance, let alone thirty or forty pounds of slate, the fat man gritted his teeth and endured it.
The big stone slab pressed on the fat man's chest muscles and belly, and the chest and belly were nothing, but the nails on his back were pierced a little deeper, and the pain made the fat man break out in a cold sweat, and he had to force a smile and a light breeze.
At this time, Sai Diao Chan took an iron hammer, came out, and as soon as he got close to the fat man, he saw the fat man's smiling face clearly, bowed his body slightly, and fixed his eyes, only to see that the fat man's back had been pierced by nails countless bloody wounds.
The corners of Sai Diao's mouth curled, revealing a wicked smile, raised her slender hand and pressed it the stone, the fat man immediately changed color, and her facial features were squeezed together, and then she couldn't help but smile and asked, "Are you cool?" ”
"Cool, so cool!" The fat man shouted in pain and shouted in awe, hating the vicious woman Sai Diao Chan in his heart.
"Hmph, dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water!" Sai Diao Chan withdrew his hand, picked up the big hammer, and sneered at the fat man while picking it up: "After a while, the old lady will make your kid happy!" ”
"Hehe, your mother-in-law looks like a flower, she should be big, she should be thin, and her body is convex and backward, of course she can make the fat man look upside down!" The fat man knew that he would inevitably be destroyed by the sable cicada, but he was determined that he would never suffer, even if it was lip service, he would take advantage of it.
"This guy!" Captain Ma had a headache, at such a heroic moment, the fat man still had the heart to take advantage of the woman's mouth, he was really convinced.
"Phew!" Wang Yi took a sip, she really couldn't figure it out, this fat man had just left a good impression on her, and when she thought that the fat man would be heroic and righteous, this fat man suddenly made some shameless moves, which made her annoyed.
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