Chapter 325: [Is this a Tibetan dialect]
"This won't work!"
Li Chengqian refused.
The expression on Shuai Guo's face froze, and then he looked at Li Chengqian with an inquiring gaze.
Li Chengqian said: "You don't feel thirsty when you stand, don't you drink a sip of sour plum soup? ”
Shuai Guo didn't expect Li Chengqian to come up with this sentence, and he was choked by his own anger all of a sudden.
He choked and waved his hand to Li Chengqian, indicating that he didn't need it.
Li Chengqian turned around the eldest sister and Cheng Wenxiao and asked, "Do you want to?" ”
Cheng Wen is reserved, the eldest sister is a lady, and the little tiger is not welcome. So he drove the eldest sister and Cheng Wenxiao.
Only then did Li Chengqian turn around and say, "You want to know why." Actually, you asked for the wrong thing this time, I have already given this flower water to Xiao Chen's eldest brother, so naturally I can't give it to you. It's not that there is no other money to make, how can you find me to get back what I have from my brother-in-law's hands. I have also invented a snake wine, which can cure rheumatism, and is useful for many old people, so take it if you want it! ”
Although Shuai Guo was disappointed that he didn't get the business of flower water, he got this snake wine that sounded very commercial, and it was better than nothing, so Shuai Guo was happy again.
"Thank you, big brother, if there is any good thing in the future, you must remember my brother and me!" Shuai Guo said with a smile.
To make snake wine, you need to catch snakes, and Li Chengqian remembered the snake meat he ate that night, it was really delicious, and now that he thinks about it, he secretes a lot of saliva in his mouth!
Li Chengqian said to Shuai Guo with a lewd smile: "To make snake wine, you need to catch live snakes, and then soak snakes and herbs into the wine." So the first thing to do is to catch snakes. Five of the snakes can be used in wine, that is the best, if your men catch other snakes, then don't throw them away, bring them into the palace and give them to me, I will use them for the research of new wines, you know, after the research is out, I will be the first to give it to you! ”
Shuai Guo sounded as if something was wrong, but when he heard that the new wine was the first to be brought to him, the piece of cake made his heart feel beautiful all at once, so he laughed, turned off his instinctive vigilance, and said, "Okay, I'll go back and let my men catch snakes!" ”
Watching the handsome pot fart go away, Li Chengqian smiled.
He thought of those delicious snake meats in his head, and they were all about to die.
"Big brother, did you let the third brother catch the snake?" The little tiger's voice sounded in Li Chengqian's ears.
Li Chengqian nodded: "Don't be weird and scary, okay." ”
"Hehe, if there is snake meat, you must ask me to eat it, I ate two pieces of leftover pieces last time, it's really a loss!" Little Tiger said aggrievedly.
Li Chengqian patted her head and said, "That's still deliberately left, otherwise it would have been dried up for Ah Zhen!" ”
The little tiger thinks of the foodie of the hippopotamus sister, and he feels that his peers are enemies!
The two brothers and sisters were talking, and Li Chengqian's eyes suddenly saw two different figures, and hurriedly looked at them, yo, guess who you saw?
Lu Dongzan and his chef actually came to visit the one-word gold event!
Does this foreigner know a remote word that even the people of the Tang Dynasty don't know, wonderful!
Lu Dongzan, who was considered strange by Li Chengqian, noticed Li Chengqian's side, and he didn't know if he had to notice it by chance, but he came specifically for Li Chengqian, so they walked over to Li Chengqian.
"His Royal Highness the Crown Prince held a grand event of a thousand words, which really made Lu Dongzan see the importance that Datang attaches to culture, as well as the excellent quality of His Royal Highness Corporal Lixian!" Lu Dongzan walked over and smiled.
Li Chengqian said with a smile: "Where, where." ”
Lu Dongzan's words changed and said: "Last time, His Royal Highness sent Lu Dongzan the sentence 'No. 0 in the foundation', Lu Dongzan has always been puzzled......
When Li Chengqian heard this, he didn't want to laugh like he did a few times at the beginning, but found that this Lu Dongzan's will was really insistent, and he was still looking for the true meaning of the sentence for so long. Admire, admire!
I only heard him continue: "Just now Lu Dongzan asked Fang Xiang, who was full of poetry and books, but I didn't expect Fang Xiang to know after hearing it, but he came to ask where he heard it and which book he saw the words. ”
When Li Chengqian heard this, his face almost turned red.
It's not shyness, it's the reason for holding back a smile.
Lu Dongzan looked at Li Chengqian with a smile and asked, "I don't know if it's right for the prime minister to say this, and I hope His Royal Highness the Crown Prince will point out one or two." ”
Li Chengqian closed his mouth, nodded, and nodded vigorously.
"Oh, why doesn't His Royal Highness the Crown Prince speak?" Lu Dongzan asked.
Li Chengqian just kept his mouth shut and shook his head.
Lu Dongzan continued to ask, Li Chengqian just didn't open his mouth, damn, whoever opened his mouth would be two, this laughter is embarrassing.
Cheng Wenxiao and the eldest sister both noticed this, and when they saw Li Chengqian's expression, although they were calm on the surface, they all knew Li Chengqian's habits, which was a smiling expression, and they wanted to go over to Li Chengqian to support the hateful Lu Dongzan.
At this time, Confucius suddenly appeared in the middle of Lu Dongzan and Li Chengqian, he blocked Li Chengqian, saluted Lu Dongzan, and said: "It turns out that the Tubo Prime Minister also has this elegance, and he actually came to participate in the one-word thousand gold activities we organized, what a welcome!" ”
"This aspect also admires the profound culture of the Celestial Empire, and I have come to admire the most profound words of the Celestial Empire!" Lu Dongzan is especially good at talking.
When Confucius heard this praise, he laughed, proud of the profound culture of the Tang Dynasty.
Lu Dongzan continued to praise: "I have always admired Mr. Kong Yingda in Datang, you are the most knowledgeable and cultured person in Datang, and the culture of the world, I am afraid that three points are in Mr. Kong Yingda's belly." In the words of Datang, Mr. Kong Yingda is the No. 0 in the foundation! ”
Li Chengqian, who was originally blocked by Kong Yingda, Lu Dongzan, just opened his mouth and breathed a sigh of relief, and then heard the two old men bragging and farting there, and then this matter passed like this, but he didn't expect Lu Dongzan, a bad bad person, to suddenly come to such a sentence.
Kong Yingda is the No. 0 in the foundation??
Kong Yingda...... Number 0...... Damn, who's so heavy-tasted?
Belch...... Doesn't seem right!
Li Chengqian came back to his senses, and Lu Dongzan's understanding of this sentence still means "standing out from the crowd".
Then he is the master of Confucius, and he stands out from the crowd.
That's right, too.
It's just that he used the wrong word.
Li Chengqian had such a big reaction in the back, but Kong Yingda in front was stunned, and after being stunned for a while, he turned his head around, and his mind quickly thought about the meaning of this sentence.
But no matter how much he tried to break his brain, he didn't find that he had learned this sentence.
So he asked Lu Dongzan: "Excuse me, is the No. 0 in the base the words of Tubo?" ”
(To be continued)