When? In times of war! Twenty-eighty-two is also a little fox

Hou Fangyu picked up the wine jug and poured himself a full glass of wine, and was about to drink it, when he suddenly paused, put the wine glass back, and looked at Dong Ce with slanted eyes: "Dong, Brother Dong, you are not kind!" The younger brother is also considered to go south and north, but he only knows that there is a city called Tongzhou at the canal wharf in the south of the capital, and there is no North Tongzhou, and Nantong Prefecture is even more unheard of. D-M Brother Dong, didn't you make up a place name in order to make up this pair? Hugh wants to trick me! ”

"This is what Hou Gongzi doesn't know."

Dong Ce couldn't help laughing: "Tang Zhenguan placed Nantong Prefecture in four years, governed Kaibian County, governed Shimen, Kaibian, and Zhuti counties, and belonged to the Rongzhou Governor's Office. Zhenguan five years and added Yanquan County to subordinate to it, eight years changed to Xianzhou, is the year of the state abolished. This Nantong Prefecture is now Shimen County, Wumeng Prefecture, South Sichuan Province, Sichuan, and there is indeed a fact in history, how can you deceive your son? ”

Hou Fangyu originally wanted to take the opportunity to get rid of this glass of wine, but he didn't expect Dong Ce, a martial artist, to be so knowledgeable, that he had nothing to say, and he was also a little admired in his heart, so he had to laugh and dry up.

What Dong Ce just said is not nonsense, there is really a place in Nantong Prefecture in history. However, the origin of this pair does not come from this.

Hou Fangyu divided the glass of wine into two or three times before drinking it all, and after drinking it, he had a long wine burp, and his face turned even redder, obviously not far from being drunk.

"Brother Dong, you, you have to say the next couplet, if you can't say it, you have to drink! Drink! Hou Fangyu said with his tongue wide open, and deliberately accentuated his tone on the drink.

"Since it is a pair of plays, there will naturally be a downlink, Hou Gongzi, listen up."

Dong Ce laughed loudly: "East pawnshop, West pawnshop, East and West pawnshop as things." ”

Hou Fangyu couldn't help but be dumbfounded when he heard this, he only felt that this coupling was really wonderful, but he still insisted on it: "No, it's too tacky, not elegant enough." ”

"The upper link is cheesy, and the lower link is cheesy, isn't it just complementary to each other?" Dong Ce was not clumsy, and he retorted at the moment.

"This ......" Rao is Hou Fangyu has always been quick and wise, and he is also a very outstanding character, and he is also speechless at this time.

"But ......" Dong Ce changed his words and said with a smile: "If you want a plain and elegant, you will be given ...... Spring reading, autumn reading, spring and autumn reading reading spring and autumn. How about this? ”

"Good! Good! Good! ”

After listening to this, Hou Fangyu sat for a while, and suddenly shouted three good words in a row, and laughed: "It's so wonderful, it should be a big white!" ”

As he spoke, he poured himself wine and drank it in large gulps. This time, he was a little anxious to drink, so much so that the wine was spilled on the placket of his clothes, but he didn't care, and his expression was even more crazy. Obviously, the madness was revealed again.

Dong Ce smiled: "It's changed to Hou Gongzi's question." ”

"No, no, I have a lot of inventory in my stomach, which is absolutely comparable to Brother Hanchen, but it is gone, and if I continue to do so, there will be no wins or losses. Not comparable, not comparable. ”

Hou Fangyu was obviously already drunk, and as soon as he stretched out his hands, the wine and dishes on the table were all pulled down, shattered to the ground, and the ground was suddenly a mess.

Hou Fangyu didn't realize it, he put his arms under his head, lying on the table, his eyes were unfocused, his face was full of redness, and he muttered in his mouth: "It's not comparable, it's not comparable...... Good pair, good pair! ”

I was about to fall asleep.

Dong Ce stepped forward and said, "Hou Gongzi is drunk?" In this way, I will ask my subordinates to help you down. ”

"Who said I was drunk? Who said I was drunk? Hou Fangyu argued like all drunks, but his voice became smaller and quieter.

Dong Ce smiled dumbly, shook his head, and planned to open the door to find someone to carry him back. As soon as he walked to the door, suddenly Hou Fangyu suddenly sat up straight, stared at him and said, "Brother Hanchen, you have become acquainted like this, but what do you want me to do for you?" ”

Although his face was still red, his eyes were as clear as mountain streams, so where was he a little drunk?

Dong Ce couldn't help but be surprised, and said in his heart that this Hou Fangyu was really thoughtful.

was about to speak, suddenly Hou Fangyu's eyes closed, and with a bang, he lay on the table again, and in the blink of an eye, he was already snoring loudly and fell asleep.

Dong Ce stood in place in a daze, but thoughtfully.

……

Early in the morning of the second day, Hou Fangyu got up dizzy, rubbed his eyes, and when he got out of bed, he still felt a little top-heavy, and he almost stumbled and didn't stand firm.

His misty eyes gradually gained focus, and he looked around.

It is not the big bed that I am familiar with, and the outside of the bed is not a high-grade Suzhou embroidered curtain hung with a golden hook, which is used to paint the wall, nor is it a high-grade Nanyang cinnamon paste that can only be bought for a pound of silver for dozens of taels of silver. The surrounding furniture is not made of high-quality woods such as rosewood and rosewood, which are common in the home.

The furnishings in the house are already luxurious in the eyes of ordinary people, but in his eyes, they are just going to be passable.

The Ming Dynasty has no officials and is not greedy, one race is like a greedy fiercely, his father Hou Sui has served as a high-ranking official, and now he is holding the position of the head of the household department, which is a fat errand. The supplies, money, and grain of the Ming Dynasty, the supplies of all aspects, and the military supplies of the nine sides had to flow through his hands. These materials, money, and grain that need to be allocated to the local government must be scraped off 30 percent when they are in the capital, and 30 percent of these 30 percent have fallen into the hands of officials at all levels of the household department.

As the head of the household department, Hou Sui is naturally the boss. Moreover, in order to be able to pull out a little bit from his fingers, all the forces did not hesitate to take advantage of it, and sent it like silver.

Needless to say, Hou Sui has been worth a lot of money over the years, and he has accumulated an unknown amount of wealth. In order to avoid people's eyes and ears, the house in the capital has been repaired with great style, and the furnishings inside are all exquisite, all gorgeous, and all expensive. And there is a big mansion in his hometown Guide Mansion and Yangzhou, which is even more magnificent and luxurious.

Hou Fangyu has not suffered much since he was a child.

I woke up from a hangover, but my throat was dry and painful, as if I was about to smoke, and my whole body was soft and had no strength. He struggled to sit up, staggered out of bed, and saw a pot of tea on the table, but it was already cold when he touched it. Hou Fangyu couldn't care about that much, so he picked up the teapot and cleaned it in one breath.

The cold tea turned into a wisp of water, first extinguishing the throat that was almost full of green smoke, and then flowing into the burning belly, which was suddenly refreshing, and the feeling of anxiety and discomfort was much relieved.

Hou Fangyu felt like a piece of charcoal that had been extinguished, and he was almost smoking.

He finished his tea, sat on the chair next to him with blank eyes for a while, and then he woke up and slowly remembered what had happened yesterday.

"Brother Hanchen!" He couldn't help but shake his head, a wry smile on the corner of his mouth.

Then he reluctantly got up and dressed himself, but these jobs were all done by the maid before, and he didn't wear socks by himself when he was so old, how awkward he was now, and he felt uncomfortable after wearing it.

"I knew that I should bring the two girls of Chun Tao and Qingzhu, but there was no one to serve them, it was really uncomfortable! It was to redeem the girl in the small lotus hall where she stayed the day before, and it was just a matter of one sentence, wouldn't it be much more comfortable to have her to serve? ”

Hou Fangyu finally dressed neatly and looked at the mirror, but fortunately, after the hangover yesterday, he didn't untie his bun before going to bed, but saved the time to dress up again. Otherwise, it will take more than half an hour to pass.

Finally dressed neatly, Hou Fangyu staggered out the door, and yawned when he went out.

When I went out, I saw that it was already sunny outside, and it was obviously not early. At the foot of the stairs in front of the hall, Boss Zhang was waiting, and it could be seen that he had been waiting for a long time, with a sleeve cuffed, his face was red from the cold, and two cylinders of clear snot slowly snaked down from his nostrils, and he was unaware. He still had a trademark smile on his face: "Childe is awake?" ”

"Well, this night, but I didn't sleep very comfortably."

Hou Fangyu said lazily: "Lao Zhang, come so early? Just woke me up, why wait outside like this? ”

There was a sense of apology and concern in the words, which warmed Boss Zhang's heart. This Hou Gongzi, although he was born in a deep mansion compound and grew up in a wealthy family, and his actions are a little absurd from time to time, but on the whole, he does not have the arrogance and arrogance of such a rich son, and he is also quite easy to get along with, and his poetry and articles are excellent, plus his background. Once such a person steps into the officialdom, I'm afraid it will soar into the sky!

He smiled: "It didn't take long to come, but I was negligent, and I should have arranged a few women to serve my son yesterday." ”

"It's okay, it's okay." Hou Fangyu waved his hand and smiled: "I saw the lady of the Du family yesterday, my son was fascinated, and he didn't think about tea and dinner. ”

As he spoke, he winked at Boss Zhang very lewdly.

Boss Zhang naturally wouldn't believe this kind of nonsense, if he had served this son and two women yesterday, I am afraid that he would have to wait outside for another two hours.

"That's right, Childe." Boss Zhang said with a smile: "The head of Lord Dong's family came over and said that Lord Dong is going to hunt in the north of the city today, and asked if you are going?" If you go, you'll have to prepare and you'll have to leave later. "Oh? Going hunting in the north of the city? What's there that can't be said? Boss Zhang said: "The north of the city is a large area of mountains and forests, inaccessible, and further north, you can also see the remains of the ancient Great Wall in the past Gaoqi." In the mountains and forests, roe deer, hares, pheasants, deer, etc., are everywhere, and there are also wild boars and other large beasts, and it is even said that there are large insects and human bears. However, only a few people have seen it, but no one has actually hunted it, and they don't know if it's true or not. ”

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