Chapter 508: Red Tape Makes People Laugh, A Crowning Becomes a "Comedy"

People are not ruthless and unstable.

After forbearance and retreat for a long time, on the day of the crown and before the wedding, Liu Xing was finally going to be ruthless.

When Liu Xing finished speaking, Lei Zhen and Liang Xing, who had followed Liu Xing all the way from Wutai Mountain, knew that many things had already made Liu Xing suffer from endurance and endurance.

Because they knew that Liu Xing was releasing himself, and he was going to vent the anger that had been accumulated in his heart for a long time on such an important day.

As long as Liu Xing vents those frustrations, their lives will be much better for a long time in the future.

The same sentence, Zong Xin heard it and had another thought in his heart.

Liu Xing is so ruthless, for Zong Xin, the son of an official eunuch and a son of a wealthy family, it is a great opportunity to prove to the world that he did not just rely on his father to get to the throne and did not have real talent to learn a straw bag. So, he smiled, and the smile was very sinister.

is still such a sentence, but it stirs up a ripple in the heart of the planter.

When Liu Xing, the old general's follower, walked into Tianque Pavilion, he secretly said in his heart: Xing'er, what is this going to do? It is understandable to rule the troubled times with heavy punishment, but he really issued a scene of using vain arguments to stage a river of blood, is he really going to be Cao Mengde and ready to make great strides towards the road of usurping the country?

If that's the case, what will happen to my breeders on his way to usurping imperial power?

Blessings and misfortunes lie in wait, misfortunes and blessings rely on, and now my family has become his biggest descendant in Liu Qi and Liu Xi's brothers. In any case, it seems that I can only continue to follow him and help him succeed for the sake of my family......

"The guests who come to praise are seated, and the guests and elders please come forward."

Just when the seed master really completely gave up the foolish loyalty of the ancestors who had inherited the teachings for four generations, and made up his mind to firmly support Liu Xing. The waiter of the Ministry of Rites, the waiter who presided over the coronation ceremony, pulled his thoughts back to reality with a loud noise.

"Please, General. Please take a seat. As soon as the seed master came back to his senses, Zong Ze beside him made a "please" gesture to the main guard.

Elders, Liu Xing's father died early, and his mother also died when he was eight years old.

Therefore, when preparing for this coronation ceremony among the seed masters, I came to ask Liu Xingli who the elders were doing, and Liu Xing immediately preferred the seed masters.

Because it was the seed family who raised and educated themselves, it was the seed family who gave themselves a good ability, and also gave themselves a good background that could be accepted by the Confucian class and Songshan Academy. And among the breeders, there is now the elder with the most prestige and the highest official position, and this elder naturally belongs to him.

Since it has to be him. The planter was not ambiguous, pointing to the other chair covered with red silk on his side, and said with a smile: "Zong Shuai, please, you too, you are the guest, and you will have to work for you later." ”

"It's easy to say, it's easy to say......" greeted him, Zong Ze was also unceremoniously, and sat down at the same time as the seed master spoke.

As soon as the two old handsomes sat down, the squire opened his throat and shouted: "There are thirteen langs in the family of Liu Gong, who raised the Mingdao Palace and the Luchuan Festival, and studied under the Leopard Forest Valley of the Seed Clan when he was a child. He went to Songshan to seek Confucianism and teach thaumaturgy to foreign masters. Now that the children of the Liu family have grown up, they are here for this crowning ceremony. All the distinguished guests and witnessed, this son will be mortal in the future. He got married and started a family business. Don't believe it, don't be honest. ”

After being reprimanded by Liu Xing, the opening words that were changed to a little half-written and half-written were sung, and the squire couldn't help but laugh and hide his face.

As a student from Songshan Academy, this squire, like many people present, has personally experienced and witnessed many crowning ceremonies.

At the previous coronation ceremony, it was just the rhetoric of the "singer", all kinds of sour words from the ancestors of the eighteenth generation, all the way to the expectations of the elders and guests present for the crowning person, at least they had to talk about the kung fu of the tea.

However, the rhetoric set by these Confucian philosophers in the past dynasties only received one evaluation in front of Liu Xing: the old lady's footcloth is smelly and long.

Liu Xing gave only one decision: the young master will get married after the coronation ceremony. This stinky and long lyrics will change it for me......

The change is changed, and this change is finished. From guest to lyricist. When these words were sung, they couldn't help but laugh. The reason why they laughed was the half-literate content, and it was Liu Xing, the dignified prime minister of the dynasty, who personally changed such a set of things that were "insulting to Sven" and "full of market taste", which was really funny......

"Ahem, ahem......"

Seeing that the waiter was making everyone laugh, Liu Xing also knew that the set of words he changed was actually very difficult to get on the stage. But he still coughed a few times and cast a cold look at the waiter.

Hearing the cough, he raised his head, and when he saw Liu Xing's cloudy face and cold gaze, the waiter was suddenly so frightened that he couldn't help but shiver.

Then he forcibly suppressed his fright, and immediately said in a loud voice: "Crowning three salutes, the first crown is crowned." I hope that this son will be self-reliant and worry-free after today. Please add the first crown ......"

Hearing the squire's words, even the seed master who got up and walked in front of Liu Xing and picked up a cloth crown from the plate held by a female guard and brought it to Liu Xing's head couldn't help but want to laugh.

Self-reliant, worry-free food and clothing, if you want to eat enough in this world, how many people can only rely on Liu Xing! How can a person who is relied on by others not be able to support himself. This is what everyone understands, and it is what makes everyone laugh and laugh at this etiquette is ridiculous.

"Crowning the second salute, and then adding the martial crown. I hope that this son will learn martial arts and be loyal to the country after today. The second paragraph of the lyrics came out, and this time even the waiter who sang the lyrics couldn't help but shake his head after the noise.

In his heart, like many people, he secretly has a thought at this moment: Isn't this sincere amusement!

It is true that Liu Xing's martial arts are not very strong, but his Dao cultivation is already approaching the level of soaring and approaching the level of the three flowers. Today, there are definitely no more than five people who can walk one hundred and eighty rounds under Liu Xing's Zhan golden gun. It's really ridiculous to say that such a person is proficient in martial arts.

Serve the country loyally, who doesn't know how the Northern Dynasty came to be now? If Liu Xing is not loyal, half of the Great Song Dynasty is still under the ravages of the golden dog's iron hooves.

If Liu Xing does not report to the country, who led the troops to kill nearly one million Jurchens, and who led people to take back a large area of rivers and mountains? said to such a person that he hopes that he will be loyal to the country in the future, the sages of the past generations! This is really nonsense, not afraid of too much, every sentence makes people laugh......

Although he had serious disdain for this set of etiquette left by the sage, the squire who sang the lyrics quickly forced a smile from the bottom of his heart.

After putting on a leather crown for Liu Xing in the seed master, he opened his throat again and shouted: "Crowning three salutes, crowning crowns." I hope that this son will study the books of the sages after today, learn something, and apply what he has learned. ”

"Poof......

After shouting this, the squire finally couldn't bear it anymore and took the lead in laughing in public.

Reading the books of sages and sages, Liu Xing is obviously not a person who reads dead books and listens to everything the sages say, otherwise he would not have been nicknamed "evil son" at a young age.

What Liu Xing learned in Songshan Academy and in Leopard Forest Valley is obviously not as good as what he is doing now, and he has managed the source of the great situation of the thriving and thriving Northern Dynasties.

"Coax ......"

If you don't want to laugh, it's hard! The squire smiled, and Zong Zehe couldn't help but laugh among the seed masters who brought the crown to Liu Xing's head, and then a burst of snickering turned into laughter. (To be continued.) )