Chapter 210: You're All Jackdaws
Huang Yueying said and took out a goose feather fan from the big red robe, and slapped it twice at the old man angrily, and two big characters were suddenly printed on the front and back, one bright and the other bright.
Ming is Zhuge Kongming, and Liang is Zhuge Liang.
Bright, all mean the same thing.
The old man smiled: "Your father and mother, you can find a way to go by yourself, as for the fan, na, I brought you another one." ”
As he spoke, the old man took out a goose feather fan from his torn robe, and two words were suddenly printed on the front and back, one jade and one zhang.
Jade is Liu Jiyu, and Zhang is Liu Zhang.
Zhang also means jade.
The old man said casually: "When you go to see Liu Zhang, you will say that when you went down the mountain, the master who lived in the deep mountains gave you a goose feather fan, and the above two words are your true master, with your wisdom, plus this goose feather fan, it is easy to gain Liu Zhang's trust." After the old man finished speaking, he took a fan and stretched it out in front of Huang Yueying.
"You ......" Huang Yueying's eyes were about to erupt into flames as she looked at the old man.
"When you accepted me as an apprentice, you didn't have a good heart, you created a sin yourself, killed your previous apprentice, asked me to forgive you for your sins, and also stook out all the major events of my life, and sent a bright goose feather fan to ask me to marry Zhuge Liang, okay, I see that you have taught me for so many years, I admit it, think about Xu Shu can follow Liu Biao's bad old man, Zhuge Liang looks like a human and has a demeanor.
But what about you, seeing that I'm going to get married, you want me to follow Liu Zhang, is it easy for my father and mother to support me? If you want to go back like this, you won't be laughed to death by those aunts and grandmothers in Huangjiawan, and Liu Zhang is so angry, I don't know how much more angry I have to suffer, I don't care, since I wear this wedding dress, I am Zhuge Liang's person, I want to go to you, I won't do it. ”
Huang Yueying's head tilted, and her face was angry.
"Do you really like Zhuge Liang?" The old man said with a smile.
"Like a fart, you said it, I can only recover my appearance when I get married, I am even more angry when I think of this, then Liu Zhang actually dislikes me, and I won't go to Sichuan Camp if I kill me."
The old man smiled: "Yueying, you have been with me for so many years, and you still haven't seen through, Zhuge Liang married you to marry talent, Liu Zhang thinks you are disgusting, of course the world says that marrying people with appearance is superficial, but is it noble to marry people with talent?" Are you sure that Zhuge Liang really loves you? ”
"Hmph." Huang Yueying ignored the old man.
One second, two seconds, three seconds.
"Wow, why am I so miserable." The old man suddenly squatted on the ground and cried, beating his chest and feet, and shouted: "God, the old man has such a wish in his life, he accepted the previous apprentice and died, and it took ten years to teach an apprentice, why is she so disobedient and unfilial, she is not afraid of being thundered by the sky, going up the knife mountain and going down the oil pot, and being reincarnated as a toad in the next life, I might as well jump down from here." ”
The old man drooled and scratched grass on the ground, and Huang Yueying looked at the old man coldly.
"Tell you, don't do this in front of me...... I've been on it seventeen times, do you think I'm going to be the eighteenth? …… Okay, okay, I beg you, can you get up first...... Hey, don't you really slide...... Hey...... Well, I promised. ”
"I, I, I'll test that self-righteous guy for a while, and I'll decide whether to do it or not." Huang Yueying said sullenly.
Huang Yueying finally surrendered, the old man jumped up all of a sudden, and stretched out the Zhangyu goose feather fan in front of Huang Yueying again, Huang Yueying's eyes were white, and she pulled it over, the old man smiled, and said: "I forgot to tell you, I took a look at Liu Zhang's face, suffering from a hidden disease, and you only have a maximum of five years." ”
After the old man finished speaking, he trotted down the hill along the path, the slippery and steep mountain road was like walking on the ground, if the eyes could kill, Huang Yueying had already chopped the guy in front of him who was dancing and got carried away into meat sauce.
"Five years, you can play with me."
Huang Yueying shouted, echoing among the mountains.
"Do you still remember that year, when the moonlight faded and the prosperity fell, when Luoying rubbed my fingertips, did you also touch your temperature...... Kong Ming, you still insist, but I can't go on with you. ”
Love is not as wonderful as the legend says, in Huang Yueying's view, it is a kind of sustenance, handing over the sustenance in her heart to a suitable person.
From this point of view, it is undeniable that he still has feelings for Zhuge Liang.
On a small road in the mountains, Zhuge Liang seemed to hear something, suddenly turned around, the stream was crying, a piece of tranquility, Zhuge Liang, who was in the wind of the jade tree, frowned, and whispered to the high place in one direction.
"Yueying, I will come back and marry you."
………… At midnight, in a firewood room in Xingcun, the light of the torches outside penetrated through the window, Pang Tong was lying comfortably on the straw pile, crossed Erlang's legs, and hummed a song comfortably. ”
"Hmph." Pang Tong looked at the roof, holding a straw in his mouth, and snorted softly: "What do you know about a little soldier?" Look, I won't be here long before I'm going to be let out. ”
The soldier was about to go out, when he heard this, he turned around, took a breath and said, "Hey, I see why you don't have a root in your brain?" Recruit egg, just came to the Sichuan army and haven't touched the way, do you know who our lord is? Does murder blink? Don't talk about you as a small soldier, even those county commanders, you also say that you will cut it, not to mention that you are still guilty of collaborating with the enemy, you are doomed. ”
The soldier said and glanced at the food on the ground, and said to Pang Tong: "It's better to be General Gao, see that you have been with him for a few days, and specially asked me to bring you some delicious food, chicken, fish, and wine, eat quickly, eat well and go on the road." ”
"Hey, hey, hey." Pang Tong sat up all of a sudden, picked up the wine jar and took a sip, wiped his mouth and said to Xiao Bing: "Do you know? You General Gao knows more than Uncle Liu Huang, have you ever seen the phoenix on the plane tree? ”
The creep shook his head.
"You are a layman, of course you can't see it, the phoenix inhabits the sycamore, soaring into the sky, I heard that Uncle Liu Huang made a poem in Yizhou, what is it, 'Jin Lin is (harmonious) in the pool, and it will turn into a dragon when it encounters wind and clouds', good poetry, I am the jackdaw Mo to the sycamore, the wind is on the nine skies, I Pang Tong is the phoenix that dances, is Uncle Liu Huang willing to kill me? You jackdaws, don't worry about me. ”
After Pang Tong finished speaking, he picked up the chicken leg fish and meat, and feasted on it, the corner of the soldier's mouth was crooked, and he looked at Pang Tong's eyes full of oil with great disdain: "Jump hard, return the phoenix, grasshopper." ”
At this moment, several of Liu Zhang's personal guards arrived at the door: "Pass on the lord's decree and bring Pang Tong." Pang Tong tore off a piece of meat with his mouth and glanced at the soldier who delivered the meal proudly.
The heavy rain suddenly became heavier, Liu Zhang came back from Wollongong, was soaked by the heavy rain halfway through, came back and took a mandarin duck bath with Xiao Furong and changed into civilian clothes, drowsy and couldn't, and forced his body to deal with the military affairs delayed during the day.
The clerk reported the casualties of the siege in the past few days, in general, the casualties were not large, and the progress was not large, Liu Zhang frowned, it seems that the rain has been falling, it is difficult to capture Xiangyang City, if there is no other way, you can only wait for the wall to dry.
"Report, Pang Tong brought." A pro-army junior will report.
Liu Zhang waved his hand to let the clerk go down, and the young general beckoned, and two soldiers brought Pang Tong in.
"Pang Tong, are you guilty?" Liu Zhang asked lightly.
"Pang Tong doesn't understand what Uncle Huang means, what is Pang Tong's crime?" Pang Tong stood proudly, ignoring Liu Zhang's cold look, and also ignoring Gao Pei's color hint when he pressed his sword beside him.
"Do you think that if this official has no evidence of your collaboration with the enemy, you are innocent? Your real name is Pang Tong, but you registered Pang Yuan, your home address, and your family in the military register, all of which are false, deceiving the officials, and having bad intentions, do you think that the officials can't behead you? ”
"Hahahaha." Pang Tong suddenly laughed, broke free from the shackles of the soldiers, clapped his hands and said: "What a big hat, what a big one, I Pang Tong can't breathe, does Uncle Huang really want to behead me for this crime?" ”
"Do you think I don't dare?" Liu Zhang looked at Pang Tong's smug expression, and suddenly triggered a trace of real murderous intent.
"Uncle Huang dare, Pang Tong saw the word 'dare' from Uncle Huang's eyes, in this case, Pang Tong led himself to the death penalty, but before Pang Tong died, please Uncle Huang to enforce the law fairly, strictly check the military register, arrest all the people who made fraud, kill them cleanly, and don't use knives and axes when the time comes, I Pang Tong looked up to the sky and laughed three times, and killed myself in front of Uncle Huang, how about it?"
Pang Tong stared at Liu Zhang provocatively, Liu Zhang's right palm stretched out to the heart and pressed his chest, he really felt the trickery of these strategists now, if it is really as Pang Tong said, the investigation will be carried out strictly, there are too many people who are counterfeiting in this troubled world, such as Xu Shu is a pseudonym, and after the big purge, the Sichuan army will not have to fight.
Of course Liu Zhang wouldn't do that, but in this way, he was helpless against Pang Tong, and his harsh words at the beginning became a joke, Pang Tong was openly slapping himself in the face, and after the beating, he still had an unstoppable smile, Liu Zhang's left hand grabbed the edge of the case.
I really want to kill someone.
"Pang Yuan, you are presumptuous." Gao Pei couldn't help but shout.
Pang Tong glanced sideways, and saluted Gao Pei: "I've seen General Gao." ”
The civil and military officials in the audience changed color in an instant, you look at me, I look at you, Pang Tong has not saluted Liu Zhang once since he entered the hall, but now he salutes a partial general, which is simply a public insult, and even Fa Zheng frowned.
Gao Pei was stunned for a while, he didn't know how to deal with this situation, he just cursed Pang Tong in his heart.
Fa Zheng looked at Liu Zhang worriedly, Liu Zhang took a deep breath, calmed the anger in his heart, and said with a pleasant face: "Okay, Pang Shiyuan is witty, it was the official who was wrong just now, I don't ask you why you came to my Sichuan camp, I only ask you if you are willing to serve my Sichuan army and conspire with me Liu Zhang." ”
(To be continued)