Chapter 365: The Biography of Mr. Adult
It is just that the spring warbler hides the young leaves, and the willow catkins dye the blue waves. With a bang, the boat is leisurely. The breeze in March is permeated with the fragrance of flowers, blowing open the curtains, and dyeing with the scent of books all over the boat, which makes people intoxicated.
Qing Niang sat in the pile of books, picked up a book, opened it gently, didn't look at it, closed her eyes and smelled the fresh ink fragrance on the page, and then carefully put it down.
Pick up another copy and repeat what you just did.
Yang Yi looked at her, but he was thinking about a question in his heart: should he propose family planning in the court after returning to Beijing.
Because, Qing Niang is holding a book, just like holding a newborn baby.
In Qing Niang's view, books are definitely not just a carrier for spreading culture, like people, books are alive!
This time when he returned to Beijing, Yang Yi's boat was only left with two sleeves except for books.
Most of the rare books brought back from Japan have been printed, half of them are sold in Hangzhou, and half of them are brought back to Beijing. Otherwise, a ship will not be able to be loaded.
"Lonely and lonely Yangzi dwells, and there is a boatload of books every year." Yang Yi sighed lightly for no reason.
"Brother Yang, it's wrong, it's a lonely Yangziju, and a bed of books every year." Qing Niang immediately corrected it.
"Lonely and lonely Yangzi dwells, and there is a boatload of books every year. The book has its own Yan Ruyu, and the jade is as clear as promised. Yang Yi knew his mistakes and continued to sigh!
Qing Niang felt a little hot on her face, because she was sitting in a "book", so she picked up a book and covered her face!
Yang Yi chanted those four lines of poetry back and forth, sighing for a long time!
Finally, Qing Niang couldn't sit down in the book, glared at him playfully, and walked out with her skirt.
"Brother Yang, you dare to tamper with Emperor Zhenzong's poems at will, this is a great crime of disrespect!" Qing Niang seems to be about to kill her relatives in righteousness.
"Ouch, I'm so scared! Qing Niang, don't go to Kaifeng Mansion to denounce me, I am not familiar with Kaifeng Mansion Yin. ”
Although Qing Niang's face was still red, her pretty face was tense, and she said righteously: "According to the law of heavy punishment, the crime of great disrespect cannot be covered, you must..."
"Say I love you out loud!" Yang Yi was unruly and rushed to answer.
Qing Niang's face was even redder, but she still persevered, her mouth squirmed a few times, but one mouth was "Poof!" With a bang, the whole person was like a melting ice sculpture, falling into his arms as softly as water, and his shoulders trembled.
"If you want to laugh, laugh out loud!" Yang Yi made a sincere suggestion.
"Hee-hee...... But how can the daughter's family laugh out loud...... Hehe...... "Qing Niang is struggling to guard her lady's duty, just like a chaste archway pressed on the body of a festival woman."
"But if you hold it too hard, the lady will become a toad." Yang Yi made another rebellious advice.
And advice usually doesn't lead to good results, and this time is no exception.
Qing Niang is like a goddess scattering flowers, but as long as her skills are deep, picking leaves and flying flowers can also hurt people.
Yang Yi felt that he was very hurt, the hundred officials impeached him, Qing Niang denounced him, and he also had to practice the golden bell cover iron cloth shirt to deal with the flowers, flowers and leaves, and practice the Tongzi Gong to resist the temptation of ice muscle and jade bone skills.
Yang Yi insisted on being sick this time and stayed in Hangzhou for more than a month, until a ship of the Yang family returned from Japan, and he did not enter Beijing with Shi Ran.
Perhaps, those people in Beijing who have already rolled up their sleeves and waited for him have long been impatient.
But there is no way, people eat grains and grains, who doesn't have three disasters and six difficulties, and after being sentenced, you can still be "released on medical parole", not to mention that now that Scholar Yang has not been sentenced, he is so sick that he can't walk, you can't carry him to the Jinluan Palace, right?
In that case, he is more than a sword walking in the temple, and he is not in the court, and he is not famous!
The sacred and solemn Jinluan Hall, only lying down comes out, who has ever seen someone lying down?
Now, Yang Yizhizhu is in his hands, there is nothing to worry about, he is just thinking about one question: what about killing? Or let it go?
This problem has been bothering him, the current Da Song Dynasty is like a carriage that is holding back its strength and rushing forward, and it is necessary to make it in one place in order to ensure that it does not overturn.
But the question is, what if you don't engage in infighting?
Do you want to eliminate all the sounds that go against the ear?
If it is the old party that impeached himself, because of the different governing philosophies, Yang Yi will definitely fight back mercilessly, but now it is Huang Lu, the former allies, tangled!
Yang Yi thought about it, the key is that his roots are not deep enough, Zhang Dun, Su Song, Li Qingchen and these people look like towering trees blocking his head, in fact, in the face of such an impeachment, they are not easy to come forward to cover up, let alone defend Yang Yi. At best, you can only do something secretly.
Just like the last time the king of Nanyang County impeached Yang Yi about the matter of the eldest princess of the Kang Kingdom, Su Song had to ask for Yang Yi to be suspended first. Otherwise, as a ruler, you are not standing upright, and you can't help your relatives, so you, the prime minister, will be the end.
The relationship between Zhang Dian and Su Song was just to facilitate the passage of his policy strategy in the court. These people are absolutely not allowed to stand up and help him "fight in groups".
"Fighting in groups" is such a thing, and you have to collect some minions yourself!
At that time, whoever impeaches us, a hint in one eye, immediately rushed up to a large group of fifth, sixth, and seventh grades, the official should not be too big, just be strong; This tactic can be called "ant art", ants bite elephants to death, and the law is not responsible.
Yang Yi was obscene all the way to the kind of huge scene that responded to all calls and attacked in groups, and his heart was drunk!
Drunk to drunk, a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step, we have to come step by step, accumulate sand into a tower, and gather armpits into a fur.
Well, those who have been officials for four or five years in the same year, it's time for them to move their nests.
If you don't go anywhere else, just go to the embassy! Now there are a few minions in Luo Cheng in the Imperial Envoy's Tower, too few!
Where is the Imperial Tower? The wind is talking! Grandma's, don't care if the wind comes from the cuffs or from the crotch, I'll kill you first!
When the boat arrived in Runzhou, Yang Yi deliberately went to the Su family and slipped the fifth child of the Su family up.
Who is not easy to make friends, but to make friends with people who are "clever and robber", and they also take away relatives and friends, so they don't have to ruin the reputation of the Su family.
This guy obviously didn't want to enter Beijing, so he dodged left and right, and his words flickered.
"Uncle, Xiao Wu has no official or position, and he can't help you, why do you want me to Beijing?"
He stood at the hatch of the ship, he just didn't want to come in, so he was going to jump ship at any time.
Yang Yi was too lazy to look at his annoying appearance, leaned against the bulkhead, flipped through a copy of "The Biography of Mr. Adult" in his hand, and read it to himself.
"The Biography of Mr. Adult" is the Wei and Jin Dynasty famous scholar Ruan Ji
In this book, he mainly promotes the theory of Zhuangzi.
During the Wei and Jin dynasties, a large number of famous people such as Pan An, Fan Ye, and He Yan were killed, and famous scholars such as Ruan Ji and Ji Kang were powerless to resist the tyranny of the Sima clan, and refused to go along with the dirt, and most of them chose to passively avoid the world, so Zhuangzi's nihilistic ideas occupied a dominant position at that time.
The archetypal character of "Mr. Adult" in this book is Sun Deng, a famous hermit who lived in seclusion in Sumen Mountain at that time, and is known as Mr. Sumen.
Ruan Ji went to Sumen Mountain to visit Sun Deng, and asked him many major questions related to history, and the technique of Qi channeling by the gods, Sun Deng's eyelids drooped and he did not answer.
Ruan Jida came all the way to Sumen Mountain, and what he got was such a result, and he couldn't help but howl when he was depressed.
This way of howling was very popular at that time, it had no definite content, did not follow the established rules, and only confided in a style and a heart as it pleased.
Xiao is very suitable for celebrities in that troubled world, enjoy the roar, don't have to carry anything, but everything is included in it.
Ruan Ji retreated after a long roar, and walked halfway up the mountainside, when he suddenly heard the sound of Luan Feng singing, such as the morning bell and dusk drums, such as the reverberation of the Fanqin, Ruan Ji stopped in astonishment, he knew that this was Sun Deng's roar.
From this whistling, he realized many things in a trance, and the questions he had asked Sun Deng on the mountain seemed to have been answered.
So Ruan Ji hurried home and wrote this "Biography of Mr. Adult".
From this book, what he understood from Sun Deng's howling was Zhuangzi's idea of being far away from the hustle and bustle, being one with creation, living with heaven and earth, and being free from the floating world.
This book was recommended by Qing Niang to Yang Yi to see, probably still think that he was too angry in Japan, let him read this book, let him wash his heart, Yang Yi also read it with relish.
This made Su Jiawulang bitter, he said a lot, but Yang Yi buried his head in the book and didn't answer, like "Mr. Adult".
He waited for a long time, and couldn't help but step forward and say again: "Uncle, I really don't want to enter Beijing, you see..."
"That's it!" Yang Yi saw that he was unrelenting, so he raised his head and said, "I won't force you anymore, if you don't want to enter Beijing, you can go back!" ”
"Okay, thank you, uncle!"
"Don't be too busy thanking me yet, wait until you can swim ashore and thank me!"
"No, uncle, you're ......."
"What is this? You're covered in ink, and I didn't just throw you into the river to wash it. ”
"No, where did I get the ink?"
"Isn't this something on the door of your head? One horizontal and one vertical, two points in the east and two points in the west, messy. ”
Su Wulang touched his head knowingly, and suddenly understood that he meant something else, and couldn't help but say with some embarrassment: "Uncle, if you have something to say, just say it, don't bully people around the bend!" I know that Mi Youren is really unkind, but ......"
"But what? Knowing that he is despicable, you still come to him, very good, I won't beat you, my father-in-law is old, let him move his muscles! ”
Xiao Wu's face turned gloomy, and he said with a sad eye: "Uncle, just spare me." Xiao Wu loves only calligraphy and painting in his life, although Mi Youren's character is not good, but he does have something outstanding in calligraphy and painting, Xiao Wu interacts with him, only learns his talents, not his nature, what does it matter? ”
"Little Wu, tell me why Meng's mother came to the third relocation center? Orphans and widows don't live in a good place, why do they toss back and forth to move? Well? ”
"This ...... Uncle, I'm already an adult, and I know what to learn from what I shouldn't learn. ”
"Let's talk about it when you go to Beijing, if it weren't for your age, I would have cleaned you up that day, I just gave Mi Youren a closed-door soup, and then you brought people in, does this seem like an adult does?"
Su Wulang was extremely embarrassed, this matter was indeed his fault, he made a bet with Mi Youren that day, and only then did he do that kind of thing, but now that he thinks about it, it is really inappropriate, so he no longer dares to distinguish it.
In fact, he is the same age as Yang Yi, but who made Yang Yi his elder, it is natural for Yang Yi to train him like this.
Yang Yi hates iron and is not strong, the Su family is prosperous, and the number of children and grandchildren cannot be counted, but at present, only the eldest grandson Su Shide is an official in Jiankang, and this great resource is wasted; It's just that Yang Yi himself is a lone seedling, and he can't find a foil to help, he is the best looking in this little five, but he is contaminated with people like Mi Youren, how can he not be annoyed?
After being reprimanded by him, the fifth child of the Su family finally became honest and obediently followed him into Beijing.
On March 21, the scholars of Hallym University, Yang Yi, Yang Hussar, and Yang Papi, who had been away from the capital for half a year, finally stepped into Tokyo again.
According to the tabloids in Tokyo later, the people of Tokyo City clearly felt that the ground shook three times!
(To be continued)