14th: [Lecture on Physiology and Hygiene]
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Li Chengqian has blown up again!
Like a cat whose tail has been stepped on, the hair on its whole body has exploded.
Because after he had dinner with the queen, he heard the high-pitched eunuch voice from last night: "The emperor has arrived!" ”
Then he pulled his wife and hit Li Shimin at the bedroom door again.
After Li Chengqian and Su Mi ran away from the Lizheng Palace, he said to Su Mi: "Xiao Mushroom, remember this time point well, we will run out first tomorrow night." ”
Su Mi pursed her lips, wanting to laugh or not.
When night fell, the lights came on, and Li Chengqian returned to the Chongren Hall of the East Palace with the first-generation wheelchair codenamed "Plate Car", where Master Lu was waiting.
"Lu has seen His Royal Highness the Crown Prince and the Crown Princess." Master Lu said.
"It's been a long time." Li Chengqian was very respectful of the technicians and smiled apologetically.
"Serving His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is an honor for Nailu!" Master Lu said.
Li Chengqian pulled the cart and said, "That, the second-generation wheelchair was rubbed away, let's take the first-generation to explain." Last time I said the wrong place, the front of this wheel can be smaller, but the back two wheels are still so big, because people sit on it, they can push this wheel forward with their hands, and if it is small, it can't, which is very inhumane. But in order to prevent handwrenching or clothes, what to do, then get two armrests here, this time you must remember, handrails. Then the armrests and chairs are separated by thin wooden planks and wheels! ”
"And then there is a very important point, this is a chair, just sit on me alone, you don't want to make it one meter wide and one meter long, you can make it smaller, so long and so wide......"
After saying this, Master Lu benefited a lot and saluted: "Lu is taught, I will definitely do it overnight." ”
After Master Lu left, Su Mi smiled and wiped the corners of Li Chengqian's mouth with a hand towel, and Li Chengqian realized that he was foaming at the mouth just now, and there was saliva at the corners of his mouth!
A palace maid came over and bowed on her knees: "Your Highness, you can take a bath." ”
When he arrived at the big bathroom, Li Chengqian looked at the five palace maids standing in a row, and hurriedly rushed away: "You don't need to be here, go out." ”
As soon as the five palace maids left, Su Mi and him were left in the bathroom, Li Chengqian pulled the strap of the clothes on his body, and said with a bitter face: "Xiao Mushroom, how to get this clothes, come and help me!" ”
Su Mi chuckled, walked up to Li Chengqian with a twist of his waist, and untied his wide clothes. Li Chengqian said angrily: "Are you joking that I can't undress and drive the palace maid away?" I can't see you like this, if you have something to say, you still hold back and don't say it, who doesn't know what you're thinking when you look at your expression! ”
"Concubine...... I'm afraid Your Highness will be unhappy! Su Mi's head was lowered very low, and her white hands flexibly untied the troublesome clothes one by one.
Li Chengqian reached out and hooked Su Mi's round chin: "Come, raise your head, I know you're snickering!" ”
"Your Highness is bullying!" Su Mi hurriedly hid his face in Li Chengqian's arms to prevent him from catching the crime scene!
But Li Chengqian suddenly felt Su Mi push him, and then his feet slipped a little, he screamed, his body fell backwards, and Su Mi was in his arms, and he also took it down. Behind it was a large pool, and with a pop, a big splash flew up. After falling into the water, the two of them drank a few sips of bath water, Li Chengqian hurriedly straightened his waist and stood up with his feet at the bottom of the pool, the water only reached Li Chengqian's waist, and Su Mi's soup chicken wrapped around Li Chengqian's body like an octopus with his hands and feet.
Li Chengqian was angry and funny, and asked, "Why are you pushing me?" ”
"Vomit ......" Su Mi spit out the water in her mouth, coughed a few more times, and then gasped, "As soon as the concubine's feet slipped, she fell on you, I didn't expect it to fall into the water......"
She couldn't go on with what she said later, because Li Chengqian's eyes stared at her soaking wet, and the wet clothes stuck to her Miaoman's body, which made her even more sexy and seductive. Su Mi felt that Li Chengqian's gaze seemed to be able to lift her clothes, as if he was essentially caressing her skin, and Xiao Qiao's face was so red that she was dripping blood!
"Mushroom ......"
"Hmm."
"The ......"
"Hmm."
"I can't untie my clothes, damn it!" Li Chengqian scolded.
"Puff ......"
………………
After a mandarin duck bath, Li Chengqian was first driven up by Su Mi, and then she hid her body in the water in shame.
"Cut, it's not like I haven't seen it." Li Chengqian glanced at her disdainfully.
Then he looked down at his body, well, yes, yes, enough to be proud, even if he fell, he was not afraid, because the third foot was long enough to form a three-legged stool in the shape of a person!
Li Chengqian walked towards the lounge, because he had difficulty walking, and as a result, the "third foot" swung between his legs more than a pendulum clock!
I don't know how Su Mi did it, as soon as Li Chengqian sat down on the small bed in the lounge, Su Mi followed in, and his body was already wrapped in a thin pink shirt, which made Li Chengqian staggered.
After Su Mi served him and put on those clothes that were just as troublesome as casual clothes, the two of them went out of the bathroom, and several palace maids outside respectfully guarded the door.
"Mushroom, where do you usually live?" Li Chengqian asked softly, "I mean I haven't slept with you for two years before, so where do you sleep, that is, your boudoir?" ”
A trace of emotional change appeared on Su Mi's face, and the two years of being a widow left a lot of damage in her heart!
But Li Chengqian knew that Su Mi was a master of controlling emotions, and she couldn't control the emotions she didn't want to express without revealing a trace of emotion, like the last time she drank bitter potion, she was like drinking white water. So Li Chengqian knows that she is showing a little emotion now, which is just a kind of coquettishness!
But what is a wife, that is, when she is coquettish, you have to coax her immediately! "I was wrong before, I will definitely share a bed with you in the future, you see I haven't forgotten, don't you be angry!"
"Your Royal Highness......" Su Mi called out in a greasy voice, and the hand that was originally holding him suddenly tightened and became snuggled up to him, "The concubine's bedroom is in the Lizheng Hall." ”
"Where is the main hall going?" Li Chengqian asked.
"Huh?" Su Mi looked at him puzzled.
"Let's go to the Lizheng Hall to sleep at night." Li Chengqian smiled.
Su Mi corrected him, "Your Highness, you ......"
"Can't I go to the Lizheng Palace?" Li Chengqian's face was grim.
"It's not."
"Let's go, then."
When he arrived at the Lizheng Palace, Li Chengqian looked at this feminine and royal bedroom with the indispensable extravagance of the royal family, and he said comfortably: "Come on, serve wine." ”
When Su Mi heard the wine, she thought that last night's incident also started with wine, and she couldn't help but be a little scared, but she knew in her heart that this was what she should do as a woman who was the prince. Now the prince is because he has lost his soul, he will re-sleep with himself who has been deserted for two years, if he shows his disgust for the prince's pleasure again, he will still be driven out of bed by the prince in the end, and then his life will never see the light of day, and it will be too late to regret it!
As soon as he thought of this, Su Mi forcibly suppressed the fear in his heart and sat down with Li Chengqian to drink. Li Chengqian just took a sip and didn't drink it again, because the wine was too unpleasant for him. Su Mi didn't need Li Chengqian to persuade him to drink tonight, nor did he need him to pour it, and poured it into his stomach one by one.
She wanted to get herself drunk, and she wouldn't know what was going on, and she wouldn't feel sick enough to vomit because she felt some water run into her body.
After Su Mi drank a few glasses, Li Chengqian moved to her side again like last night, and when Su Mi thought he was going to pour wine again, Li Chengqian took away her wine, which made Su Mi a little stunned.
"Your Highness, let the concubine drink!" Su Mi pleaded.
"No, it's not good to drink too much." Li Chengqian looked at her eyes affectionately, "Xiao Mushroom, you are so beautiful tonight, your eyes are so good!" ”
Don't drink? Su Mi was a little scared, what if she didn't get drunk and vomited again at night?
"Your Highness, let me drink!"
"Xiao Mushroom, I don't like you to call me Your Highness," Li Chengqian said softly, "I like you to call me Lord, come and call one." ”
"The ...... of the palace" Su Mi changed his words under Li Chengqian's gaze, and called pitifully, "Master ......"
"Well, let's not drink, we have an important thing to do tonight." Li Chengqian smiled, gently picked up her little swallow-like body, and walked towards the bed.
What's important? Of course, what she has to do now is such a thing, Su Mi is getting more and more scared in her heart, wait a minute, whether she can hold back and not throw it up, she has no confidence at all. But I heard Li Chengqian ask at this time: "Little mushroom, do you know physiological hygiene?" ”
"Huh?" Su Mi had never heard of this term.
"I know you don't understand, and now I'm going to give you a 'lecture on physiological hygiene', and you have to listen carefully." Li Chengqian said solemnly.
Su Mi couldn't figure out why he didn't do that, but came to lecture. And this lecture......
She blushed and asked, "Master, how can I listen to the lecture if you hold me like this?" ”
At this time, Li Chengqian was sitting on the bed, and the bed was filled with a faint fragrance, the same as the fragrance on Su Mi's body. Su Mi was held in Li Chengqian's arms, her body was half-lying, and her head was on his chest!
"Absolutely." Li Chengqian said unreasonably with her, "Start the class now." ”
He reminisced for a moment and said, "Do you know what adolescence is? Adolescence is the transition period from childhood to adulthood, during which there will be significant changes in the appearance of the human body and the structure and function of certain organs......"
"What organs?" Su Mi suddenly became curious.
"This boy is not the same as the girl!" Li Chengqian said, "Let's talk about the development of girls first, it should be around 11 years old, first of all, there is a significant increase in height, and then there are secondary sexual characteristics, such as you." ”
"Ahh Su Mi screamed, covering the attacked Xiaoqiu Peak, where the beads were a little numb and a little painful after being pinched.
"When I was a child, I was mediocre, but when I was developing, I was pointy." Li Chengqian ignored the resentful Su Mi, and suddenly asked, "By the way, how old were you when you had sharp hair here?" ”