Chapter 278: This Monk Is Also Fake
The next day, Tian Menghan deliberately dressed up, changed into a man's blue robe, and wore a scarf, the funniest thing is that Tian Menghan also pasted a circle of beard around her mouth, just like this, she was a young man, who would have thought that she was a girl. Tian Menghan was carrying a bag of things, and of course it was dog meat. Tian Menghan had already inquired about the location of the vegetable garden, and there were few people in the vegetable garden, so Tian Menghan didn't meet a few people all the way to the vegetable garden. The wall of the vegetable garden is very low, no wonder the six sons often climb over the wall, Tian Menghan tied up the hem, jumped and leaned out of half of the wall, raised his eyes, and sure enough, as Jiushou said, there was a strong bald head in the vegetable garden who was turning over the soil.
"Huiming, is it? My name is Jia Ming, and I was sent by your senior brother to bring you something! Tian Menghan thought that what she said was very reasonable, but as soon as she finished speaking, the bald man threw down his hoe and ran towards the back door. This time, Tian Menghan was taken aback, could it be that this Huiming was really as smart as Jiushou said, could it be that he found something? Tian Menghan gritted his teeth and said in his heart, no, this bald donkey must not be allowed to run out and shout, otherwise it will be troublesome to ruin Fang Jun's affairs. didn't say anything, Tian Menghan couldn't care about hiding her figure, she hung the package around her waist and chased after her like the wind.
Out of the back door of the vegetable garden, he came to the back mountain, Tian Menghan looked at it, and saw that the bald head was bending over and running forward, Tian Menghan didn't know where this bald head Huiming came from, he ran so fast, this Lingshan Temple is not Shaolin Temple, could it be that the monks here have also begun to practice martial arts? Huiming ran fast, Tian Menghan was not discouraged, she would not let this Huiming escape today anyway, if it really didn't work, Tian Menghan didn't mind killing this bald head, although it was a bit ruthless, but in order not to affect Fang Jun's big things, he could only make this decision.
Fortunately, there are no people in this back mountain, otherwise these two people would have been discovered a long time ago, Tian Menghan held the dagger back, her body was agile, she was like a civet cat, crisscrossing the mountains and forests of this Lingshan Mountain, and that Huiming was like a big dog and bear running wildly. After running for about half an hour, he was getting farther and farther away from Lingshan Temple, and if he ran again, he ran halfway up Lingshan, although Huiming didn't mean to stop at all, but Tian Menghan was reluctant to follow. The two of them ran desperately one after the other, until they came to a thatched hut, Hui Ming stopped, perhaps tired of running, Hui Ming bent over and squatted on the ground panting. And Tian Menghan then caught up, she clenched the dagger and walked over step by step.
"Monk, are you Huiming?" Tian Menghan asked a little coldly.
The bald head didn't speak, just nodded slightly.
"Why are you running?"
"How can you not run?" Hui Ming said stupidly, he just wanted to stand up, he felt that his back was pressed against something, only to hear a domineering voice say, "Raise your hands, otherwise don't blame me for sending you to see the Buddha!" ”
"Hey, stop, stop, I can't lift it up?" Huiming also had two cold sweats on his forehead, what a domineering girl, who was going to take someone's surname at every turn, Huiming honestly raised his hand.
"Huiming, do you know anything?" Tian Menghan didn't want to kill innocents indiscriminately, if she could, she planned to lock up Huiming too, although Huiming was just a monk, but this Lingshan Temple was not a small place, if Lingshan Temple was really investigated, the trouble would not be small. Fang Jun's power is not small, but if it causes dissatisfaction among the people of Luoyang, it will not be good for him.
"Know what?" As soon as Huiming spoke, Tian Menghan was surprised, and she said angrily, "Since you don't know, then what are you running?" ”
"Huh? What can I do if I don't run? Hui Ming suddenly laughed easily, as if the dagger behind his back was gone, and he slowly stood up, after he stood up straight. Tian Menghan's hands were already trembling, what a familiar back, what a majestic back, the voice was so familiar, if there was a man who could keep her in mind, there would be only one person. The dagger fell to the ground, Tian Menghan hugged Huiming from behind without any scruples, and she shouted tremblingly, "Fang Jun! ”
Huiming's bald head touched his bald head very brainlessly, he forcefully moved Tian Menghan's hand away, and when he turned around, he also revealed his true face, looking at the familiar face with a bad smile, who is it not Fang Yuai? Tian Menghan didn't know what he was thinking in his heart, and tears flowed out uncontrollably.
"Menghan, my great beauty, what are you crying about, are you not happy to see someone in Fang?" Fang Yiai was confused by Tian Menghan, after Fang Yiai heard Tian Menghan's voice, she planned to surprise Tian Menghan, who knew that she would make Tian Menghan cry in the end. Fang Yiai had no choice but to hug Tian Menghan and pat her incense back and comforted, "Okay, Menghan, is Fang Jun wrong?" ”
"Fang Jun, only you will say that I am beautiful, do you know, from Yangzhou to Luoyang, I don't know how many men have ridiculed me, other women are worried that they will be robbed, and only I, Tian Menghan, will never have this worry, because all perverts will not be interested in me!" Tian Menghan cried in Fang Yiai's arms, and only this man would treat her as a treasure.
Fang Yiai couldn't cry or laugh a little, and touched Tian Menghan's long hair with some pity, obviously a very beautiful woman, just because she was taller, but she had to suffer such humiliation. Fang Yiai held Tian Menghan's face and smiled, "Menghan, you stupid woman, just for this?" Didn't I tell you earlier, those people don't know how to appreciate at all! Fang Yiai kissed Tian Menghan's forehead, speaking of which Tian Menghan's height of seven or eight meters is really the best match for him to stand with, but this is just the Tang Dynasty, and it is a tragedy for a woman to grow so tall.
"Hmph, Fang Jun, you haven't said it yet, since you heard that it was me, then you still run?" Tian Menghan raised his chin and said a little angrily, there was still a little teardrop on his face that had not been wiped away, and it looked very cute.
"Hey, Menghan, do you think I can not run, just like the two of us, if you are in the temple, aren't you insulting the Buddha?" Fang Yiai said helplessly. When Tian Menghan heard this, his face couldn't help but turn red, that Lingshan Temple is a quiet place for Buddhism, if the two of them are there to confide in their children's love and hug, I don't know if the Buddha will be angry and fly down from the sky.
Tian Menghan stood on tiptoe, touching Fang Yiai's bald head with his little hand, but there was another worry in his heart, "Fang Jun, I'm afraid you're in trouble this time, what's wrong with you pretending, you have to pretend to be a monk?" Tian Menghan is not talking nonsense, this body is the parents of the skin, this is in the Tang Dynasty, it is a very unfilial thing to be a monk without permission. Fang Yiai can already think of the scene after returning to Chang'an, I'm afraid that those imperial historians will definitely participate in him fiercely.
"Menghan, I also have no choice but to do it, what can make the monkey spirit unexpected, that is, to become a monk!" Fang Yiai felt a little guilty about the Buddha, and in order to avoid the eyes of the monkey spirit, he had to blaspheme the Buddha.
Reciting the Buddha's benevolence, what kind of faith is true sincerity, spirituality, the Buddha smiled!
The thatched house was inadvertently discovered by Fang Yiai, and no one has come here for a long time, but now it has become a place where Fang Yiai and Tian Menghan live. There are only two of them in this thatched house, Tian Menghan no longer has to look at other people's eyes, she doesn't have to care about what other women think, she pillowed the thighs of Fang Yi's love, and lay on the grass comfortably. It's just that this scene is so incongruous, a bald donkey with a bald head, a woman with a smile on her face, this can be coordinated, hell.
"Fang Jun, how good it would be if this was the case, just the two of us, don't care about anything, don't think about anything!"
As soon as Fang Yiai heard this, he was a little dissatisfied, he gnawed on the dog meat and said with a little slurred words, "Menghan, what you said is not right, do you want me to have a big bald scoop every day?" ”
"Huh? Then why are you still shaved into a bald head, I see that the bald head of the nine hands is not as bright as yours! Tian Menghan also has a headache for Fang Yiai, this bald head is okay for a while, but when he returns to Chang'an, he has to go out to meet people.
"Hehe, don't say it, this dog meat is still delicious by Liuzi and Jiushou, let them get a dog later, you will know if you taste it!"
"Fang Jun, you are really, you are still thinking about dog meat at this time. Now that Miss Qi and the others are all going to Biluo Valley, aren't you worried at all? ”
"Worried about what? There is no treasure in the valley of Nabiro, and they will not be in danger! Fang Yiai threw the bones far away, saying that his fake monk is much cooler than the nine hands, there is meat to eat, wine to drink, and what is more beautiful is that there are beautiful women to accompany him, and the nine hands are not so enjoyable.
"There is no treasure in the Biro Valley? Do you know where the treasure is? Tian Menghan sat up abruptly in shock, and she wiped the oil stains on the corners of her mouth for Fang Yiai's love and asked in a quiet voice.
"Yes, there is no treasure in Biro Valley, I think they should know the truth by now!" Fang Yiai stood up and stretched, this stupid monk has been a monk for so long, it's time to go out to meet people, and I don't know how those people in the monkey spirit will react when they meet this Huiming monk?
Tian Menghan nodded lightly, it seems that this man has already been arranged, as long as he is a woman, he can take care of him. Tian Menghan felt that Jiushou was too pitiful at this time, this guy had always been as slippery as a loach, but he couldn't have imagined that his stupid junior brother was the Fang Yiai he was looking for. Tian Menghan felt that after Jiushou knew the truth, he would definitely slap his bald head twice, and the senior brother who had been with Fang Yiai for so long had been looking for him outside for so long.
The wind blows through Phoenix Mountain, north of Lingshan, the phoenix roars, the colorful rainbow, the call of the heavens!
Amitabha, another fake monk!
(To be continued)