436.Chapter 452: A Ridiculous Game
"Don't be annoyed, don't be annoyed, how can you be so frizzy? You are now also a dignified Imperial History Observatory supervising the Imperial History. ”
As soon as Brother Guo's temper came up, Ma Yuanju was also a little flustered, so he hurriedly reassured and said: "What you said is biased, how can you say that Ma is a friend who is cheating on him?" Don't forget, if this thing is done, it will also have a lot of benefits and benefits, Guo Ye! ”
"You're not fooling me!!"
How does Guo Ye think of Ma Yuanju now, how annoying it is, grandma's, as soon as they met, he dug such a big pit for his buddies, and the pit is not stopped, the key is that this pit is still an abyss, and if you plunge into it, you will die without a place to be buried.
In his opinion, the group of gentlemen in the school class are all losers who eat, drink and have fun, and if they want to win the Laoshizi Tubo Youth Genius Group, it is more difficult than letting the rooster lay eggs.
Sensei said that he would win the other party, and he didn't even have a chance to get lucky.
When the time comes, after losing the competition, His Majesty Li Er Long Yan is furious, and no one can eat and walk around.
The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, Guo Ye shouted angrily: "You are talking so much about that little prince of Tubo, Duo Chiluo, and that young genius group of ten who are pulling calves, are you still a fart?" The school class loses steadily, and it is doomed! At that time, His Majesty will lose face, anger us and others, and say benefits and benefits, you and I will wait to eat melon branding! ”
After shouting, Guo Ye's displeased face was a little flushed, and he was panting, obviously even if he scolded Ma Yuanju, it was still difficult to vent his anger.
Ma Yuanju was not in a hurry or slow, as if Guo Ye's excitement was all he expected.
I saw Ma Yuanju slowly sit back on the stone pier, glanced at Guo Ye with a little contempt, and snorted: "When did you see me Ma Yuanju do something that he was not sure of?" ”
Rise?
Guo Ye listened to the other party's cold words, and said in his heart, seeing that you old donkey still looks like you don't care, are you still sure of winning?
In just one sentence, Guo Ye's mania was successfully transferred and cooled down, and he calmly sat back on the big stone and quietly listened to Ma Yuanju's words.
I only heard Ma Yuanju say: "You don't even know what Duo Chiluo led the Tubo ten-member group to Chang'an to compete, so how can you say that you will be defeated?" ”
Guo Ye replied: "What else can you try?" Since you have said it, this little prince of Tubo is proficient in the poetry and songs of our Han people, the Four Books and the Five Classics, and their group of ten people is studying our Han culture. That must be a test of fighting poems, couplets. Is it possible to run to Chang'an to fight cocks and dogs with us? ”
"Hey, you're right!" Ma Yuanju suddenly shouted and said, "They really came here to fight dogs from Guozijian's study class." Otherwise, do you think that if it's just a pair of poems, I'll ask you for help? ”
After that, he looked at Guo Ye with a naked look of disdain. Obviously, from Ma Yuanju's tone and expression, Guo Ye understood and understood, this guy was ridiculing himself for not learning and not knowing, and he had no ink on his chest, and he was a straw bag.
Grandma's, it's really unpleasant to be looked down upon!
But now he has no time to quarrel with Ma Yuanju anymore, and he is more concerned about the little prince of Tubo, Duo Chiluo, who brought people to Chang'an this time, and he actually came to fight dogs!
Dog fighting, your sister's, your specialty, is dog walking and cockfighting, what is this little prince of Tubo doing?
Is there really a showdown between the Tubo and the Tang Dynasty?
Ma Yuanju saw that Guo Ye surprisingly didn't talk back, but was stunned, so he had to continue: "They came to Chang'an to fight dogs this time, it seems to be a bit child's play, and even absurd and insulting. But after all, this is related to the face of the two countries, how can I, Datang, easily say defeat? I watched Your Majesty feel sad about this matter, and thought that your kid is good at stealing chickens and dogs on weekdays, so I took the initiative to accept this matter and share your Majesty's worries. ”
"I'm grass, how can I speak?"
After Guo Ye listened to Ma Yuanju's words, he calmed down and didn't have a few fart skills, and he was not happy anymore, and snorted: "Who is good at stealing chickens and touching dogs?" The surname Ma will not take you so insulting. I'm a chicken thief again, and you're an old bastard with a belly of male thieves and prostitutes! ”
Guo Ye's poisonous tongue admits that he is second, and no one dares to admit that he is first.
Ma Yuanju's scalp was numb for a while when he heard this, and he secretly felt remorseful for what he had just said in his heart, and reassured him again and again: "Don't worry, it was a slip of the tongue just now, a slip of the tongue!" ”
After a few words of appeasement, Ma Yuanju changed the topic and said: "Think about it, the national strength of my Tang Dynasty is far superior to that of the Tubo State, but the scarce war horses, the Tubo people suppress us, this is a well-known thing." Do you really think that Tubo Duo Chiluo came to fight dogs purely for fun? This is obviously the work of his brother Songtsen Gampo, who wants to use this dog fighting contest to remind us and even humiliate us! ”
Guo Ye immediately woke up and said, "You mean, the Tubo people want to tell us that not only are the war horses of the Tubo Kingdom stronger than our Datang, but even their Tubo dogs are more powerful than our Datang, does that mean?" ”
Ma Yuan nodded in response: "That's right, that's exactly what it means!" ”
guessed the true intentions of the Tubo people, Guo Ye was also indignant, and snorted: "Damn, it's really too deceitful!" Could it be that Songtsen Gampo, the lord of the Tubo Kingdom, was not afraid of angering our Tang Emperor and sent troops to attack the Tubo State and destroy the Ya Ting Dog? ”
"Between the two countries, there are too many things involved, how can it be as simple as you imagined?" Ma Yuanju shook his head and said, "Besides, if because of a dog fighting competition, Your Majesty is angry and sends troops to attack the Tubo State, how will our other neighbors of the Tang Dynasty view it?" The Tang Dynasty, the state of etiquette, His Majesty is honored as the Khan of the Heavens, is there no room for people? ”
Damn, listening to Ma Yuanju's explanation, Guo Ye rolled his eyes again, he didn't want to lose face by losing the competition here, and he wanted to pretend to be a big guy with face over there, His Majesty Li Er really didn't love face.
It is still a big country, a country of etiquette, don't the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty understand the simple truth that weak countries have no diplomatic relations? Just one sentence, if you don't accept it, you can do it, fight!
Engaging in so many unaffordable things, I really don't know what to think.
However, then again, it is a fact that the war horses of the Tubo people are stronger than the war horses of the Tang Dynasty.
But the Tibetan dog is also powerful, and the Tibetan mastiff is ferocious and brave and ruthless, which is famous!
Thinking of this, Guo Ye couldn't help asking: "How many Tibetan mastiffs did the Tibetan delegation bring over this time?" ”
"Tibetan mastiff?"
Guo Ye hesitated for a moment, but immediately understood, and asked, "You mean the native dog of Tubo-Snow Mountain Lion, right?" Hey, you even know that? It seems that I really didn't find the wrong person this time, you kid does have some skills. ”
Guo Ye listened to Ma Yuanju's words and woke up to the fact that the Tibetan mastiff is just a generic name for later generations, and now it is not called the Tibetan mastiff, the Tang people call it the dog, the Tubo people are called the snow mountain lion, and the Tubo lama is called the guardian dog.
Seeing that Ma Yuanju had put on a top hat for himself again, Guo Ye automatically went in and out of his left ear and out of his right ear, and asked, "To be serious, how many snow mountain lions did they bring this time?" Let me tell you, the snow mountain lion is huge, fierce and aggressive by nature, but it is not something that our Datang dogs can fight. In this game, I still say that sentence, hanging! ”
Ma Yuanju said secretly in his heart, nonsense, why are you still looking for you to win? It's just because I'm hanging that I'm looking for you, a kid who is full of bad tricks, to help you.
Then he said: "They are already on the way, and it is estimated that there are about ten of them." How to fight dogs, but also the Tibetan mission into Chang'an, after discussion. But I'm sure you'll have a way to win this dog fighting contest for our Datang, right? ”
Obviously, Ma Yuanju's words were slapped by Guo Ye again, and he snorted: "How do you know? ”
"Hehe," Ma Yuanju also automatically ignored Guo Ye's eyes, and said with a smile, "Because since Ma Mou met you Guo Ye, I have never seen you lose once." Every time it comes to a critical juncture, you kid always has an amazing stroke of turning defeat into victory and turning the tables into a foregone conclusion. ”
"Uh......"
I really heard a lot of good words from Ma Yuanju today, but in Guo Ye's ears, this sentence is the most popular, and he seems to be a blessed general.
Looking at the look of anticipation on Ma Yuanju's face, Guo Ye sighed, shook his head and said with a wry smile: "The surname is Ma, you are a cheat father, do you think I still have a choice?" In front of the emperor, you old donkey pulled me to make a military order, you have lived enough, I haven't lived enough? ”
When Ma Yuanju heard this, he immediately smiled like a summer flower, and said in surprise: "So, you agree to help me?" ”
"Alas!"
Guo Ye muttered: "Help you, aren't you helping myself?" Damn, I really didn't look at the old yellow calendar, I went out and met a friend, and Ping Tian caused such a trouble for himself! ”
Ma Yuanju was somewhat ashamed and encouraged: "Guo Ye, don't be so pessimistic!" Even if Ma didn't pull you into this matter, as a member of the Tang Dynasty, as an official of the imperial court, and as a student of the Guozijian, you have the obligation to do your part, right? This time the national disaster is big, you Guo Ye should not let you stand up! ”
Go to your grandma's national disaster, Guo Ye suddenly choked up, a dog fighting competition actually sublimated Ma Yuanju to such a height, I haven't seen it for a few years, and he is actually so clever that he is like a spring.
Guo Ye really wants to scold, the national disaster of bullshit is the head, Lao Tzu meets you today, and it is the real catastrophe that is coming.
Fighting dogs and dogs, if you lose carelessly, it will be difficult to protect the black yarn, and if you hit the ground, you will be a cheat.
Suddenly, he seemed to remember what Ma Yuanju said just now, and hurriedly asked, "By the way, what did you just say?" Winning the game, a lot of benefits, a lot of benefits? ”
"Uh...... Yes, yes, yes! ”
Ma Yuanju nodded again and again and said, "Of course, of course, but it's not time to say it yet." While the Tibetan mission is still half a month before it arrives in Chang'an, you should now go and find a good dog as soon as possible and prepare to compete with it, right? You can't be distracted, let's concentrate on preparing for the arrival of the Tibetan mission! ”
As he spoke, he got up and looked at the sky, and muttered: "Seeing that it's almost noon again, I have to rush back to Zhongshu Province, and I still have some urgent business to deal with." ”
After saying that, he didn't even say hello, and hurriedly ran out of the bushes and ran in the direction of the gate of the Guozijian.
Guo Ye was caught off guard by Ma Yuanju's runaway, and when he reacted, this guy had already run away.
Helpless, he had to look at Ma Xing and sigh, grabbed a handful of dirt on the ground, threw it in the direction where Ma Yuanju ran away, jumped to his feet and cursed: "You old donkey, go to your milk, go back and settle accounts with you, when you look good!" ”
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