Chapter 429: These two legs are so separated
Chapter 429: These two legs are so separated
Cui Siying really can't stand it, this master and servant, singing in front of her, if it weren't for Ling'er's face, Cui Siying really wanted to kick this girl into the sea, the old man pretended to be crazy and stupid, he also pretended to be crazy and stupid, and he also caught ghosts, it seems that it is almost the same as raising ghosts.
"Enough, Brother Jun, if you keep talking, this girl will have to pick up people, and let people live?" Cui Siying roared coquettishly, and walked forward after the roar, with a kind of ancient heroine's fan.
"Girl, did you hear it, Miss Siying is angry, hum, you are not allowed to do this in the future, do you know it, what kind of ghost hunting, look, it makes people angry, right?" Fang Yiai squeezed Begonia's hand, kept talking in her mouth, and looked at Cui Siying.
Haitang held back a smile, and didn't dare to say anything, this boy was too bad, and said behind his back that Miss Siying was a ghost, but fortunately, Cui Siying didn't hear the meaning of the words, and thought that these two people were flirting again. Perhaps because she was afraid that Cui Siying would react, Fang Yiai pulled Haitang and hurriedly followed.
Looking at the calligraphy and paintings in Cui Siying's house, Fang Yiai can't help but think, how good it would be if this became her own?
"Siying, how about we discuss?" Fang Yiai said thoughtlessly.
Cui Siying was stunned, and looked at Fang Yiai inexplicably, "What are you discussing?" What do you have to discuss with me? ”
Where do you want to go? Fang Yiai felt that Cui Siying's IQ was problematic, this is not to discuss big things, but it is not good to discuss small things, "Siying, you look at so many words in this house, you are not rare, why don't you sell it to me, really, the price is negotiable!" ”
Cui Siying's apricot eyes were round, and she didn't even care if Haitang urged her to play chess, playing chess? Who is still in the mood to play chess at this time, Cui Siying is so angry, what kind of person is this, "Fang Yiai, from now on, you will disappear immediately for me, disappear immediately, do you understand?" ”
"Really, Siying, don't be like this, I'll give you money!" Fang Yiai was really taken aback, this voice was weird, I don't know if I thought Sadako was also coming.
"Will this girl be short of money? What a joke, Fang Jun, don't say it, get out of here, this girl doesn't want to see you again! ”
Fang Yiai didn't leave, Cui Siying immediately called the two subordinates, "You two, send Master Fang out of the house, remember, be fast, if I hear his voice again, don't think about it!" ”
"Huh?" The two subordinates looked at Fang Yiai pitifully, with a posture of begging for mercy, Fang Yiai was driven out in a gray manner in the spirit of not being embarrassed, and when he got outside, he saw Tie Jin and Tiandao standing at the door practicing Hercules. Tie Jin hugged a big stone lion, and his face was red.
Really, isn't it just brute force that you think of yourself as a Popeye?
"Hey, master, why did you come out, didn't you say you would stay for lunch?" Tie Jin opened his big mouth and immediately ran over.
"Eat, eat, eat, go, go home for dinner!" When it came to eating, Fang Yiai was sad, and how much did he contribute a jade bottle, but he didn't even catch a meal, and was driven out by Cui Siying. Coincidentally, Tie Jin's thick lines didn't see Fang Yiai's face at all, and he muttered seriously, "Master, how did you talk to Miss Cui Jiasun, it must have been done, right?" ”
"Huh? What do you say, what do you do? Fang Yiai's eyes were stunned, and he didn't look at Tie Jin kindly, but now Tie Jin reacted, this won't just be angry inside. Tie Jin took a step back, pointed at the heavenly knife with his big hand and said, "Master, it wasn't me who said it, it was Brother Dao who said it, he said that with the master's ability, getting Miss Siying is like that probing for things!" ”
"Lao Tie, don't be foolish, who said this?" Tiandao was anxious when he heard it, didn't he deduct the basin for him?
"What's the matter, forgetting your surname so quickly, that's what you said!"
Fang Yiai's sadness, what is this, was kicked out by a woman, he was too lazy to pay attention to these two loyal servants, took Haitang's hand, Fang Yiai said righteously, "Girl, let's go, don't pay attention to these two rough people, angry!" ”
"Did you hear that, I'm mad at you!" Tie Jin shrugged his shoulders and sighed.
"Lao Tie, that's you, Lao Tzu is not as stupid as you!" The best way to watch the sun with a stalk and fight with Tie Jin is to say something cruel, and then use silence to anger him.
"You two shut up for me" Fang Yiai pointed to the door plaque of the Cui family, and roared angrily, "Have you seen it, what place is this, this is the Cui family, this Cui family is a famous scholarly family, the Tang Dynasty, you are here to fry, what kind of system is it?" Fang Yiai's voice was a little loud, the two loyal servants of the other house, that is, the people of the Cui family heard it, Cui Siying gritted her teeth when she heard it in the house, this bad guy used the matter of the two servants to scold her Cui Siying didn't know how to be polite, hum, you scold, this girl is barking as a dog.
On the way back, Haitang leaned next to Fang Yiai and whispered, "Son, these two people should really be handed over to the second lady to rectify!" ”
"Does it work?" Fang Yiai expressed his suspicions, can these two loyal servants be corrected? Look at the appearance of Tiandao as the first and Lao Tzu as the second, God knows who can be his husband, Fang Yiai is reluctant to let Linglong teach these two people.
"Of course it works, Childe, you didn't see the iron guard see Madame's honesty, but it's much more honest than following you."
"Girl, let's not mention this, it's sad to mention it!" Fang Yiai pouted, this is a loyal servant, but he is an infernal character, can this not be painful.
"Giggles" Haitang pursed her lips and laughed, and when she arrived at the residence, she saw Wen Luo sitting on the threshold, one leg still across the door, and she had the posture of blocking the road and robbing.
"Luo girl, how many times have I told you, I want a lady, do you understand, since she is a woman, she has the appearance of being a woman, and the four books are not begged for you to remember them all, at least a little ladylike." Look at you like this, my son really doubts how you will marry in the future. Hmph, your sister is much stronger than you, look at the quality of others, it's just everyone's girlfriend, look at you, your legs are so apart, do you want to block the road and rob, or do you want to be raped? ”
Wen Luo was not moved at all, but rolled his eyes lightly, what do you want to do, you mean what. Fang Yiai had no choice but to say in a low voice, "Say, what do you want to do?" ”
Wen Luo stretched out his little hand and chuckled, "Simple, money, give you money!" ”
Damn, I'm really here to rob, Fang Yiai really wants to take care of Wen Luo's little ass and beat him for a while, but reality is reality, he obediently took out his pocket, well, it's not bad, there is a few pieces of money, "Give, it's all for you, it's true, it's not up yet, do you say it's a shame?" ”
"That's it? No, it's not enough, it's 2,000! ”
"Two thousand? Why do you buy so much money for it, do you really want to open a mountain and become a bandit? "If it weren't for the fear that she wouldn't be able to get rid of this girl, Fang Yiai would tie her up and ravage her now, two thousand yuan, and she didn't blink an eye. Wen Luo pursed his lips and said with disdain, "If you don't give it to me, if you don't give it to me, you can figure it out by yourself!" ”
Thinking of a way by herself, Fang Yiai was scared, what can she do, it is nothing more than the old way of killing people and overselling goods, sighing, Fang Yiai waved his hand and smiled bitterly, "Begonia, hurry up and make this aunt and grandmother comfortable, otherwise my son will not live tomorrow, and he will have to be angry." ”
"Hmm" Haitang beckoned to Wen Luo, and said coquettishly, "Sister Luo'er, don't be angry, if you want money, come with me!" ”
After opening the door, Wen Luo followed Begonia into the house, and as soon as he entered the house, Wen Luo frowned and asked, "Begonia, what's wrong with this guy, I think he seems to be deflated, when he asked for money before, he didn't do this!" ”
"Childe, you are angry with Siying girl!" After a while, Begonia said what Fang Yiai wanted to paint, and after listening to this, Wen Luo patted Begonia's shoulder with a smile, "Begonia, don't worry, my sister won't treat you badly this time, and the painting will be on me!" ”
"Sister Luo'er, don't mess around, by the way, I forgot to ask you, what do you want so much money for, if it's inconvenient to say, just treat it as if Haitang didn't ask!"
"It's not that I can't say that this girl didn't buy things with money this time, she did the right thing for heaven, do you understand?" Wen Luo stuffed Jiaozi in his arms and swaggered out of the yard. After sending Wen Luo away, Begonia came to accompany Fang Yiai, and when she saw Haitang, Fang Yiai asked, "Girl, did you ask it, why does this Luo girl want so much money, she is not short of money to spend!" ”
"Childe, the maid didn't ask, Sister Luo'er just said that she wanted to do the right thing for the sky?" Haitang rubbed Fang Yiai's shoulders and replied with a smile.
Walk for the sky? Hearing these four words, Fang Yiai remembered Liang Shanbo, but unfortunately this Wen Luo is not Hu Sanniang, look at her posture of blocking the door just now, it is completely a rhythm of rape by a dignitary. After laughing for a while, Fang Yiai was stunned, something is wrong, in this Qinghe County, how can Wen Luo do the right thing for the sky?
"Qin Yong, Qin Yong!" After shouting several times, Qin Yong ran in, when he came in, he was still holding a chicken leg in his hand and gnawing on it, seeing Qin Yong like this, Fang Yi's love was a little unbalanced, this eldest son hadn't eaten yet, but this group of guys opened the pot first, "Ah Yong, don't eat, you take the two of you to check, see what Luo Yatou is doing, don't let her cause me any trouble!" ”
"That's it? Young master, relax your mind, I'll lead someone there! After Qin Yong finished speaking, he ran away in a hurry, and the one who ran was called fast.
Fang Yiai has decided, he must reward himself at noon today, "Girl, what do you think we should eat today?" ”
Haitang didn't have any good ideas, and after thinking for a while, he said with a little excitement, "Childe, we haven't eaten grilled fish for a long time!" ”
That's right, grilled fish to eat, but you don't have to think about fishing on this cold day, but you can go to buy fish, buy a few fish, and it's not bad to go outside for a picnic, just do it if you think of it, Fang Yiai pulled the begonia and ran out, making Tie Jin and Tiandao confused for a while, "What's the matter, this just came back, why did you run out again?" ”
"What are you muttering, why don't you hurry up and keep up?" The Heavenly Sword pushed the iron deer, and followed out.
In the courtyard of the Cui family, Cui Can rushed to the living room and wanted to have a full meal with Fang Yiai, but found that the person was missing, and when he turned his head and asked, he knew that this Fang Yiai had been kicked out by his baby granddaughter, and after hearing the news, the old man Cui stomped his feet, shook his white beard and hummed, "What is this called, really, this girl is too arrogant." ”
Old man Cui rushed to the west courtyard angrily, this time entering the courtyard was like questioning his baby granddaughter, but as soon as he saw Cui Siying's delicate face, the old man's heart softened again, and when the words came to his mouth, he changed, "Girl, what about Fang Jun, isn't he playing with you?" "If Fang Yiai is here, he will definitely be angry and shameless, has this family accompanied your granddaughter to play at home?
"Grandpa, what are you looking for him, that guy is blowing out!" Cui Siying stretched out her hand very heroically.
"Bang out?" Old man Cui could only smile helplessly, "Girl, tell grandpa, what do you think of Fang Jun's kid?" ”
"Simple, one word, bad, two words, very bad, three words, bad home!"
Good and crisp comments, concise and to the point, not dragging the mud at all, Old Man Cui shamelessly applauded his granddaughter, "Girl, that's good, this Fang Jun is a bad, but bad is good, bad is good!" ”
Cui Siying glanced at Old Man Cui lightly out of the corner of her eyes, what does this grandfather mean? (To be continued.) )