Episode 1: [Wake up drunk]

"Gollum...... Water...... Water...... The water is up my nose, give me a lifebuoy......"

On the bed, a man in a bright yellow silk shirt waved his hands, his legs and feet kicked the bed board, the big bed slammed, the quilt flew, the white tent was turbulent, and a comfortable bed nest was turned into a scene of turbulent waves, big waves, ups and downs in the sea!

The sleepwalking man was pale, and under his furrowed eyebrows were a pair of unopened eyes. Black liquid squirted out of his mouth, the liquid spread all over half of his face, black water droplets quickly flowed behind his ears, under his neck, and suddenly his bright yellow clothes turned into a black collar. Some of it even flowed into his nostrils, making him extremely uncomfortable!

Sour, astringent and bitter!

On the side of the bed, a girl in palace clothes with bright eyes and bright teeth, holding half a bowl of black medicinal juice in her hand, looked at the man on the bed in horror, and was so frightened that her face was pale!

Just now she fed medicine to His Royal Highness the Prince who was in a coma, and fed half a bowl, but she didn't think that the medicine didn't go into her stomach, and it was all in her mouth, and then the prince didn't know what he was talking about, and squirted out all the medicine juice with a grunt.

"Prince, prince......" The shouts on the bed attracted a girl who was dressed plainly and elegantly, with a pure temperament and a noble atmosphere.

She thought it was the prince who woke up, and her voice was full of surprise!

But when she threw herself on the side of the bed and saw the black medicine juice coming out of the crown prince's nostrils, and the medicine maid next to her was stiff, she knew what had happened!

She was not alarmed, she hurriedly sat down at the head of the bed, stretched out to support the prince's back, helped his upper body up, and the medicinal juice choked into his nostrils flowed backwards, and the girl stretched out her sleeve and quickly and gently wiped the medicinal juice off his face.

"Grab the wipes." She said.

The stiff palace girl next to her woke up and knew that she had caused a big disaster, so she quickly knelt down in horror: "The crown princess forgives me, I ...... it"

"I don't blame you." The maiden, known as the crown princess, decisively forgave the maid and commanded in a calm tone: "Hand over the wipes." ”

The crown princess didn't look back, took the towel and cleaned up the medicine on the prince's face!

When Wu Chuzhen opened his eyes, he felt that he was being held in his arms, and the person holding him was fragrant, his body was soft, and the two balls of flesh against him told him that the person holding him was a woman!

When I looked up, I saw a pleasant face of surprise, with a goose egg face, a small mouth and big eyes. This face is too familiar, the pure round face is slightly green, and there is no mature charm of a woman in her thirties at all, although so, how could Wu Chuzhen admit his mistake with this face!

"Sister-in-law......" he shouted.

The woman in front of her is Wu Chuzhen's sister-in-law. Although she is a sister-in-law in terms of generation, she is actually one year younger than Wu Chuzhen, and it is the result of his village chief grandfather showing off his sword after having a grandson!

The crown princess's eyes were red, clear tears dripped down, and she cried with joy: "Prince, you finally woke up......"

"Wake up, wake up!" He said beautifully.

Although Wu Chuzhen took a bath with her sister-in-law when she was a child, she refused to be too affectionate with him since she was a teenager.

Now not only is she holding in her arms, but also so excited, she hugs him tightly, the two of them have more physical contact area, and the meat ball on the back is more fierce, soft, sweet, and fragrant!

However, Wu Chuzhen still noticed: "It's too ...... Prince? Sister-in-law, what are you kidding? ”

His eyes looked elsewhere, and this look was even more astonishing, and the first thing that came into his eyes was the layers of snow-white Luo tents, layer upon layer, and there were some hollow tangled peony dark flowers on the Luo tent.

At this time, Luo Tent rolled up, except for the sister-in-law who was sitting at the head of the bed, there were several young girls in palace clothes who looked nervous in front of the bed, and behind the palace girls stood two men in green clothes with smooth cheeks. Such a group of men and women wearing filming clothes watched Wu Chuzhen like this, and he could see that his heart was furious.

And Wu Chuzhen made love to his sister-in-law in front of them, and his face was immediately furious.

He asked embarrassedly: "Sister-in-law, is this filming?" ”

"Huh?" The crown princess was stunned by the question.

"No, our old antique village chief grandfather will agree to let us come out to make extra money?"

"Huh?"

"Hehe, what did I get drunk like yesterday, why did my sister-in-law suddenly pull me to film?"

"Huh?"

"But forget it, sister-in-law, I asked you how much the salary for this filming is, you can't eat it all, I also have to live, and I also want to soak horses, it costs money, and recently I want to collect a set of actress cards, hehe!"

"Huh?" The crown princess looked at the prince talking nonsense, she didn't know what she thought, and her face turned pale all of a sudden!

"The old minister has seen the prince, and he has seen the princess!" An old voice rang out.

Wu Chuzhen and the crown princess looked at each other, and the onlookers in ancient costumes separated a passage, and an old man with a white beard stood below.

The crown princess was overjoyed and said politely to the old man: "Doctor Wang, the prince has just woken up, and he is tired of you!" ”

"This is the old man's business."

The crown princess helped Wu Chuzhen to lie down and stepped aside, and the old man stepped forward, touched his wrist and dozed off. That's right, as soon as he touched his familiar hands, as soon as his eyes were closed, he didn't open them, pretending to be presentable, in Wu Chuzhen's opinion, what kind of pulse would this play have, as soon as his eyes were closed, it would all be used as a beauty sleep.

The imperial physician took the pulse, the crown princess and many palace maids did not dare to interfere with the sound, and the wide palace was so quiet that there was a sound of needles.

Wu Chu really thought, it seems that this scene is still being recorded, so he should cooperate. So he coughed out from time to time, squeezing his face and pretending to be in pain, so that others were worried.

And he had time to roll his eyes and watch it, and this time he felt that this movie was really luxurious and high-end! Although the actors in front of them are all newcomers who have never appeared on the screen in the eyes of fan Wu Chuzhen, they all give people a natural and real feeling that they are not acting, from the sleepy imperial doctor, the humble palace maid and eunuch, and the noble sister-in-law, which makes people shout that their acting skills are really high!

There is also a scene, this should be a certain palace in the Forbidden City, which is very large, and the roof beams are more than ten meters high from the ground, not to mention the roof. The interior of the house is not golden and brilliant, the decoration is simple, but the kind of wealth and nobility can be smelled by fluttering noses, and even the beams and pillars are engraved with a golden dragon dancing, which makes people feel a breath of the emperor at a glance!

There are also various props, just the clothes worn by the palace maid and eunuch in front of you, you can feel that the texture is good and high-end at a glance, not to mention the clothes of the sister-in-law who plays the princess. The sister-in-law has no makeup, the clear soup is without makeup, and the makeup worn by the palace maids can be seen at a glance that it is not the mainstream cosmetics in society, there is no glitter, no false eyelashes, giving people a sense of ancient style.

The furniture you see around is also very elegant and luxurious, and the appearance of the furniture is different from that in the Qing drama, and the shape is weird. For example, the short and wide stool, if I remember correctly, is called Hu Bed, which is also not tall but beautifully made, and there are some strange porcelain vases on it, white-glazed double dragon ear vases. It's not very white, if a layman would call it yellow glaze. Two slender handles, attached to the mouth of the bottle is a simple dragon head.

And more importantly, Wu Chuzhen's own feelings, he is now playing a sick prince, and I don't know how the director got it, he is now full of powerlessness, and his weak body is like a serious illness!

But after looking around like this, why didn't you find the shooting footage, and there was no staff?

"I've seen the crown princess. I wonder how the prince is now? Another white-bearded old man walked in from outside and asked with concern.

The crown princess whispered a few words to him, and his face froze. The imperial physician who took Wu Chuzhen's pulse woke up from his sleep, retreated to the side of the latecomer's imperial physician, and made a gesture of please, and then the latecomer's white beard took the place of the imperial physician in front.

But he was not like the imperial doctor in front of him who closed his eyes and dozed off as soon as he touched the pulse, but stared at him with big eyes, seeing Wu Chuzhen's heart furious, he wanted to avoid it, and he was afraid of breaking the movie, so he had to look at him affectionately, but he couldn't stand it soon, his eyes kept sliding, and when the garlic nose of the white beard stopped, Wu Chuzhen thought that it must be that there were too many freckles on the garlic nose that increased the friction to brake the car!

The sister-in-law over there didn't know what to say to the doctor in front of her, so she heard "hysteria", and then the sister-in-law cried wowly, Wu Chu was really anxious.

He pushed away the garlic nose and wanted to get out of bed and rush to his sister-in-law's side, but his arm was weak for a while, and he threw himself on the bed with a bang. For a while, the palace maids, eunuchs, eunuchs, and sister-in-law were all in chaos, and it was only when Wu Chuzhen was held in her arms again by her sister-in-law that order was restored in the palace.

The two whitebeards didn't know what to discuss, and then the garlic nose came over, said a word to the sister-in-law, and then took out a wooden box and took out a long silver needle from the wooden box!

Damn, no!

The garlic nose didn't give him time to think about resisting at all, and the needle went into his forehead, making Wu Chuzhen break out in a cold sweat.

This is not over, he took out a longer silver needle, this needle is so terrifying, the length can go through the human head and tie a knot, the thickest end is as thick as a toothpick!

"Stop, you want to murder, filming is not like this, Chainsaw knows how to use silicone needles, you want to do it with real knives and guns??" Wu Chu really quit!

Murder!

As soon as these words came out, everyone was shocked, and the garlic nose hurriedly explained: "Your Royal Highness the Prince, the old man uses acupuncture to relieve your body's qi, expel the evil qi from your body, and achieve the effect of curing hysteria." There are no two hearts, please ask His Royal Highness the Crown Prince not to avoid medical treatment! ”

"I'm not acting, what about the director, I don't want a salary, sister-in-law, let's go!"

The crown princess had red eyes, hugged Wu Chuzhen tightly, and comforted her with a choked voice: "Prince, don't be excited, Cao Dianyu is for your good!" ”

"But such a thick needle will kill someone!" Wu Chuzhen's mood calmed down a little. It turns out that the garlic nose is called Cao Dianyu, I remember you!

"No......" the sister-in-law said something deceitful.

But as soon as Wu Chuzhen saw such a thick needle coming, he shouted and screamed, so that the imperial doctor couldn't get the needle. After a stalemate for a long time, the sister-in-law interceded for him: "Cao Dianyu, or forget it." ”

But the prince's eyes were confused, and he didn't know any of the ministers, so he was crazy. This disease is cured early, and I am afraid that I will forget everything if it is late, and I am in danger of the Tang Dynasty! The uneasy surnamed Cao said kindly.

"But the prince clearly remembers my nickname, doesn't this mean that the prince is not crazy?" The crown princess testified.

"This ......," the surnamed Cao hesitated, "then let the old man ask." ”

After speaking, the surnamed Cao looked at Wu Chuzhen