Chapter 19: God is crying
Seeing Guo Yuan's honest smile again, Guo Jia didn't know if this guy was really stupid or fake, why was his head faster than anyone else in these aspects, and not at all in other aspects?
Guo Jia and Ming'er got off the horse, and over there, the dog was still barking non-stop.
It's just that I only heard the dog barking, but I didn't see the dog's shadow. In this era, there should be no "pretending" pet dogs, that is, the owner is afraid of accidentally injuring people, so he has specially leashed the dog.
Thinking of this, Guo Jia couldn't help but secretly say Amitabha, fortunately, he didn't kill innocents indiscriminately. This family, who lives in such a place where no one lives, also knows how to tie up the dog, and is obviously a good person with a good heart.
Guo Jia couldn't help but reach out and block Guo Yuan,
"Let me be a teacher, phew, I almost got into the play. I'll go and tell the host first. Guo Jia said.
"Huh? Big guy, are you coming again? Let me come, it's a little more convenient. Guo Yuan couldn't help but say.
"Rough man! You rough man! "Did this girl do it on purpose? Yes? Which pot is not opened?! "Your eldest brother and I are scholars, do civilized people know? No matter what you do, you must treat people with courtesy, even if the other party does not have good intentions, then I am also a courtesy before a soldier! Guo Jia jumped and said.
It's a pity that Guo Jia's words were obviously playing the piano to the cow again, only to see Guo Yuan scratch his head and ask,
"Big guy, why are you a big brother now, not a big guy?"
"Stupid! When I was a scholar, I was your big brother. When I'm not a reader, that's you! Guo Jia explained angrily.
"But you've always been a scholar, so why are you my boss now?" Guo Yuan asked strangely.
"Oh~" Guo Jia slapped his forehead, "I'm really anxious about your IQ!" ”
Seeing that Guo Yuanna still looked simple and confused, Guo Jia sighed,
"Yes, when did I start counting on you?"
patted Guo Yuan's shoulder,
"Work slowly, in short, now I'm still your boss, and when we arrive in Luoyang, I'll become your big brother again."
Then Guo Jia didn't care whether Guo Yuan understood it or not, and walked directly towards the house with the barking of the dog.
Knock knock!
Guo Jia knocked on the door softly as yesterday.
"Who?" A vigilant voice immediately sounded inside, the dog had been barking outside for so long, it was impossible for the people inside not to hear it, but probably out of fear, so they didn't come out to investigate.
Guo Jia's eyes lit up, because listening to the voice, it was actually a young girl inside.
"Ahem." Guo Jia cleared his throat, although he knew that the people inside couldn't see him, he still subconsciously tidied up his clothes, so as not to surprise the beauty.
After everything was ready, he said slowly,
"The girl doesn't need to panic, she is just a student who plans to go to Luoyang to study, passing through here, and seeing that the night is already dark, she takes the liberty of asking to stay overnight. The girl doesn't need to worry at all, what she is learning is the way of Confucius and Mencius, and she is reading the book of sages, the key is that she is powerless, and there is absolutely no danger. ”
Guo Jia's words are the same as that of a salesman, and the others may not have been learned by Guo Jia, but Guo Jia has learned the same level of skill as this salesman's cheeky stickers.
However, it may be that he, the salesman, is a cameo after all, and he brags too much; It may also be that the other party is really too cautious, yes, the people inside finally rejected Guo Jia's request,
"I'm sorry, I'm a little inconvenient here."
As soon as he heard this, Guo Jia immediately laughed, laughed, sneered, indeed, you may be a little inconvenient, but he, Guo Jia, is very shameless!
Yesterday, I talked to someone Haosheng, but I hit a wall, and today I talked to someone Haosheng, but I hit a wall again, do you really want to force him Guo Jia to be a bad guy? ! He, who is a big man, is always so embarrassed in front of his own horse, how can he mix it up in the future?
Of course, what if you just mess around and teach the children badly? There's also a minor little Lori here, Guo Jia doesn't want to end up bringing people into an ancient version of the little sister.
But now, hum, anyway, he is already a soldier after the first salute, so Guo Jia immediately changed his tone and snorted coldly,
"Girl, I don't know if you have heard that when you go out to rely on your friends, it is difficult to roar on the road; Convenient with others, is convenient for yourself, if it is inconvenient with others, hum, then don't blame me casually!! Of course, I also know that many times, some small things have to be forgiving and forgiving, and those who come out to mix will have to pay back sooner or later. But sometimes, even if I'm willing to put things down, my brothers can't stand it! Right, huh? ”
was a polite reader just now, and suddenly became a big brother on the **. Guo Jia's face has changed, and it is really comparable to Sichuan Opera.
After speaking, Guo Yuan next to Guo Jiachong winked.
It's a pity that this stupid big man didn't react at all, helpless, Guo Jia didn't care to sigh Guo Yuan's IQ again, so he could only directly order,
"Bang on the door."
Originally, Guo Jia planned to act in a play with Guo Yuan at this time, singing a double reed, Guo Yuan was the bad guy to scare the other party, and Guo Jia was the good guy in the middle, and in the end, the two sides "took a step back", and they just got mixed up.
But who would have thought that Guo Yuan, this kid, not only didn't understand what Guo Jia meant, but turned his head away,
"I'm not going."
"Not going?!" Guo Jia really didn't know whether to be angry or laugh at this time, or that he was so angry that he wanted to laugh, and he was angry with laughter, "Don't you even listen to my words, big guy?!" Guo Jia shouted with a straight face, he doesn't want to be a red face now, just a white face.
Guo Yuan still looked angry, and replied directly,
"The big guy is not doing this authentically, I won't go!"
"Don't want to eat meat too?" Guo Jia asked.
Guo Yuan hesitated for a moment, and finally gritted his teeth and replied,
"I'm not eating!"
"Hah! Ha! Ha! Guo Jia looked up to the sky and laughed three times, and before he knew it, there was a drizzle in the sky, desolate, and the heavens were crying~
A woman's kindness? Pity the fragrance and cherish the jade? Your sister! Are you worthy of your looks?!
You Guo Yuan should be the kind of guy who doesn't know the customs. Xi Shi is served with a plate of steamed buns, and you only have steamed buns in your eyes and no Xi Shi; Yang Guifei scolded you twice, and you could slap a brick on her face without hesitation, this should be your Guo Yuan's style.
Why didn't I see you polite when I faced an old man yesterday, and today you twisted it?!
Cold field, for a while, the three people outside the door, Guo Jia looked up at the sky at a melancholy forty-five degree angle, Guo Yuan tilted his head to the other side, a little angry, and seemed to be a little afraid to face Guo Jia, as for the little maid Ming'er, she didn't know what to say at this time, and probably didn't dare to say anything.
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I don't know how long it was, but the dog barked and barked, and stopped barking.
It wasn't until Ming'er unconsciously sneezed that the silence was broken.
"Yawn!"
Ming'er held her hands and shrunk at the door, although there was an eaves, the rain would still drift over from time to time, plus Ming'er was small, short, and her body was already wet, but she didn't complain from beginning to end.