Chapter 17: Spice it up
"The name Yuanzi is too girly, not domineering enough, and it doesn't fit your style. So change it a little, and I'll call you in the future - Aid Boy! Guo Jia said.
"Aid?" Ming'er next to him almost laughed again, killing pigs and slaughtering cows, well, it's quite domineering, Ming'er couldn't help but wave two hand knives for a while.
However, Guo Yuan, who is illiterate, doesn't understand Ming'er's joke at all, and of course, he doesn't understand what Guo Jia actually means.
In other words, Guo Jia has no intention of letting Guo Yuan understand at all, he just needs to shout and listen to it. After what happened last night, Guo Jia also found that in this troubled world, the weak eat the strong, and people are good and are bullied, so he plans to improve his "grade" first, at least this title is in line with Guo Yuan's style of this kid.
Besides, why does it have to be the slaughter of pigs and cattle, and not the slaughter of the prime minister? It's also very domineering, isn't it? Although, looking at Guo Yuan like that, everyone will think of the butcher, but never the prime minister.
"Then I'll be called Aid Boy?!" Guo Yuan asked.
"Hmm." Guo Jia nodded, "You will be my horse boy from now on." ”
Why is it not pig slaughter, cattle slaughter, but horse slaughter? Ming'er began to turn her little head again, could it be a variation of shooting people and horses first, slaughtering people and slaughtering horses first?! The young master's thinking is really peculiar~
"What's a horse boy?" Guo Yuan is an honest baby, he asks if he doesn't understand, and he never pretends to understand.
"Ma Zai, that is, if I point to the east, you will go east, and you will cut whoever I point!" Guo Jia thought about it and found a popular way to explain.
"Oh, that's what I mean by being a general for your eldest brother!" Guo Yuan instantly "understood".
Guo Jia tilted his head,
"Well, that's probably what it means. But Ma Tsai is not so easy to be, first of all, the trick must be a little brighter. Guo Jia continued, "Forget it, it's useless to tell you too much about these things, you can just learn slowly in the future." But now, you can't call me big brother anymore. ”
As soon as he heard Guo Jia's words, Guo Yuan's face suddenly changed,
"Big brother, don't you want me? I was wrong, I don't laugh anymore, I don't laugh anymore! Big brother, I can't live without you! ”
For a while, Guo Yuan was the same as when they met for the first time, tears and snot pounced on Guo Jia.
"Damn, what are you doing! Come down, come down! You can also say such a meaty thing, I don't do it! Guo Jia suddenly cried out in pain, "Come down!" It's not that I don't want you anymore, I'm still your big brother! ”
Guo Yuan finally settled down a little, and Guo Jia said,
"First of all, I want to make it clear to you again, I am still your big brother, and I will always be your big brother!"
"Big Brother~~I ......"
"And then." Guo Jia interrupted Guo Yuan before he could sensationalize him, "Just like now I don't call you Yuanzi, you call Yuanzi, you don't call me big brother, you want to call - big guy!" Guo Jia said.
"Elder?" Ming'er rolled her eyes suspiciously beside her, obviously Guo Jia didn't want her to be called the master before, but asked her to be called the young master, saying that he was still very young, so why is he called "big old" now?
Hearing Ming'er's voice, Guo Jia suddenly said to the little maid,
"You still call me young master. The title of the big guy is just the name of the aid boy. ”
"Oh." Ming'er nodded, although she still didn't understand, but as a maid, she didn't ask what she shouldn't ask, and she didn't need to understand what she shouldn't understand, and if she needed to understand, the young master would definitely take the initiative to tell her.
Ming'er, this girl, at a young age, may not have an mature surname, but this mind, well, can definitely be the opposite of the stupid big guy next to her!
"Big brother......" As soon as Guo Yuan spoke, Guo Jia corrected, "It's the big guy!" ”
"Oh, big guy, I remember now, big brother." Guo Yuan hurriedly said.
"Oh~ It seems that this IQ is really your hard wound." Guo Jia patted his head speechlessly.
Compared with the little maid next to her, when Guo Jia first asked her not to call the master, she didn't react calmly at all, and since she called the young master, she has never missed it again.
Why is the gap between people so big!
Forget it, now you can only take one step at a time, and cultivate it slowly, after all, practice makes perfect, and habit becomes natural. He Guo Jiake is such a horse boy, even if the "initial surname" is a little worse, if he does it carefully, he may become the best.
So, Guo Jia casually taught Guo Yuan various names to pass the time, while riding a horse and continuing to march towards Luoyang.
This horse was naturally given by Uncle Huang the day before, but Guo Jia didn't know how to ride a horse at all, so it wasn't Guo Jia and Guo Yuan who each had a horse, and they galloped to Luoyang.
is like Guo Jia now, like Tang Sanzang, riding a white dragon horse and being led away. Of course, what is different from Tang Sanzang is not only the difference between Guo Jia's followers, but also the most different thing is that Guo Jia is holding a little Lori in his arms.
Ming'er is such a small girl, do you want her to walk on the ground like Guo Yuan? Patience?
Guo Jia is the leader of the small group, could he walk on the ground and let Ming'er sit on the horse alone? Is it possible?
Everyone walks on the ground together, do you want to leave the horses behind? Silly?
Let Guo Yuan also come up and ride a horse together? Can the horse stand it?
Therefore, Guo Jia also enjoys it as a matter of course.
You carry the burden~ You lead the horse~ I sit (in) on the horse~ Hold Lori~ Go over the mountains and wade through the water, go to the capital~ Chase the sable cicada, come and chase ~ Ah, come and chase ~
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It's nothing again, and I can't find a place to stay.
Seeing that it was already evening and Caixia had risen, Guo Jia couldn't help but sigh,
"Hey~ the people are boring! The people are not happy! The dignified Han Dynasty, after walking for so long, has not even met a single family, are we going to sleep in the wild again today?! ”
After listening to Guo Jia's words, Ming'er pouted angrily, who caused this situation, everyone at the scene knew it. Earlier, I came across a post station, and I did inquire at that time, and I was able to reach the next place before dark.
But people are calculated at a normal speed, at a snail-like speed like Guo Jia, walking all the way and stopping all the way, looking at the scenery of such a tourist attitude, is it possible to reach the next place before dark?
Besides, why do you say the word "again"? Have you forgotten about the "robbery" last night?
However, she is just a little maid Ming'er, and she is low-spoken, so naturally she can't accuse Guo Jia of being wrong and cheeky, and as for Guo Yuan's stupid big man, she has no right to speak at all.
"Aid boy, do you want to eat meat?" Guo Jia suddenly asked.
"Yes! I think! Guo Yuan hurriedly replied, subconsciously touching his saliva.
"Didn't you just eat it, and I thought about it again so quickly." Guo Jia said with a smile.
Guo Yuan smiled shyly,
"My greatest wish is to eat meat every day, every meal!"
Guo Jia laughed for a while, and suddenly said,
"In that case, don't keep your eyes open a little bit! When it gets completely dark, it's hard to find! ”
"Yes! Big brother, oh no, big guy! ”