Chapter 644: Senior Black
It's just that no matter how much Guo Jia swears by it, at this moment, Chen Deng still can't believe Guo Jia at all. You said that you Guo Jia is not a doctor, how can you tell that a healthy person is sick? It's pretty much the same if you have a sick brain yourself!
Well, even if you Guo Jia are really some kind of powerful miracle doctor, it's just that this kind of secret skill is not usually used, and others don't know it. So, seeing Chen Deng's problem, you Guo Jia should be like Bian Que and can cure it yourself, but you recommended a Hua Tuo to come out. Could it be that you Guo Jia will only see a doctor but not treat a doctor, so strange?
Who believes this kind of thing, as we all know, compared to the treatment, the most difficult is the diagnosis, especially in this ancient period, there is no modern testing equipment, can not take a blood test urine test XX, can only diagnose the patient according to the look, smell and ask, the difficulty is not small. Some common colds and fevers are fine, but other less common illnesses are quite troublesome.
However, most of today's diseases that can be named are usually found by medicine. In other words, even if you Guo Jia can't remember how to treat this disease, as long as you can accurately tell what kind of disease it is, then just go to a knowledgeable doctor and you can help you get the prescription.
In that case, then why do you Guo Jia still recommend Hua Tuo? Is there only one doctor in the world? Of course, it is not ruled out that he Chen Deng has some kind of strange disease that cannot be named, so why do you Guo Jia think that Hua Tuo will be able to cure him?!
Therefore, it's not that Chen Deng doesn't believe in Guo Jia, he really has no way to make himself believe in Guo Jia! If it weren't for Guo Jia's face. At this time, Chen Deng must have asked in person: Then tell me what kind of disease I have? As long as you can name it, no matter if it's outrageous. I believe in you!
As a result, Guo Jia not only failed to prove his superb medical skills. Instead, he directly "blackened himself". Just listen to Guo Jia said,
Bian Que said to Cai Huangong: You have a disease in your gut, and if you don't treat it, you will be afraid of it. Cai Huan Gong didn't believe it, that was because Cai Huan Gong thought: The good treatment of medicine is not the work of disease. And now, I'm not a doctor, and I'm not going to help you heal, this kind of thing doesn't do me any good, do me need to lie! ”
Take a look, take a look. You said it yourself, you are not a doctor, so how do you think that he Chen Deng is sick? The real doctors didn't see it, but you, a layman who is not a doctor, saw it?
Also, although you Guo Jia is indeed not the person who treats the disease, you directly recommended Hua Tuo, and then contacted your relationship between Guo Jia and Hua Tuo, it is difficult to guarantee that it is not a childcare. Think about it, if he Chen Deng himself is indeed not sick. But Guo Jia joined forces with Hua Tuo, lied to him that he was sick, and then pretended to treat him, and finally pretended to be cured. And so it goes. How could Chen Deng not thank Guo Jia, how could Guo Jia not benefit at all! After all, you, Guo Jia and Hua Tuo, are completely in the same group!
So, Chen Dengcai said. Guo Jia's words are simply self-defeating. It's not that Chen Deng doesn't want to believe Guo Jia. But the more Guo Jia continued to speak, the more he couldn't make Chen Deng believe it.
Since Guo Jia is a nursery, then the next step is to take himself as an example. to illustrate how good Hua Tuo's medical skills are and how clever his methods are?
Sure enough, Guo Jia really began to give examples to tout Hua Tuo's medical skills.
"I also know that seeing is believing, hearing is false, and there are too many people in the world today who seek fame and reputation. But Hua Tuo is definitely not that kind, Hua Tuo is not only famous, but his medical skills are actually higher than his fame. I've seen this kind of thing with my own eyes, you can't trust others, can't you still trust me! For example, Hua Tuo created a "Five Birds Play", by imitating the movements of five animals: tiger, deer, bear, ape, and crane, which can cure diseases and maintain health and strengthen the body. ”
Guo Jia said and began to jump up like a second force. At this time, it is estimated that not only Liu Ye, but also other people who saw it thought that Guo Jia was going crazy with alcohol.
In this regard, the corners of Chen Deng's eyes twitched, Guo Jia had just finished hacking himself, and now he was starting to hack Hua Tuo again? You say that the five poultry operas can cure diseases and maintain health and strengthen the body, but looking at your Guo Jia's own wind-blown physical state, Chen Deng really can't let himself believe in the curative effect of these five poultry operas.
If it was said that before, Chen Deng would have thought that Guo Jia had received Hua Tuo's money, so he would advertise Hua Tuo's promotion like this; But now, Chen Dengzhen is a little skeptical, whether Guo Jia accepted the money of Hua Tuo's opponent Zhang Zhongjing, pretending to be Hua Tuo's brainless fan, but in fact he is a high-level black!
A lot of times, isn't it like this, I don't hate a certain star, of course, I don't like it, after all, I've never been in contact with it, how can you really know such a person. can see some brainless fans, touting indiscriminately, saying things that make you disgusting, and even smearing other stars you like, then, hating the house and Wu, you will inevitably hate this star very much, although he may not have done anything and is completely unaware.
In short, today's Guo Jia, in Chen Deng's eyes, plays such a role. Chen Deng not only guessed in his heart, did this Hua Tuo offend Guo Jia when did he offend him? Or Guo Jia also found that this so-called five-bird drama actually had no effect at all, remembering that he insisted on practicing every day like a fool for so many years, Guo Jia couldn't find a place to get angry, the key was to be embarrassed to let people know that he was a dignified "double non" Guo Jia was actually deceived by a Jianghu Langzhong, so Guo Jia simply pretended to be Hua Tuo's brainless fan, and whenever he had the opportunity, he went to the black everywhere!
Chen Deng thought about it, and there was probably only one possibility that could explain everything in front of him now. Well, of course, it is not ruled out that Guo Jia is indeed drunk and completely drunk. It's just that Guo Jia's drunken madness is different from ordinary people. When others get drunk, they usually brag about how awesome they are, and they don't pay for three bowls, and they kill the little squirrel; And Guo Jia started to get drunk, but he bragged about Hua Tuo and Hua Tuo. Well, anything that is not normal, put it on Guo Jia, it will seem normal.
No matter what the case is, Chen Deng is at least sure now, and if he continues to talk to Guo Jia, it will definitely be endless, and he will even anger Guo Jia. So Chen Deng immediately nodded at Guo Jia and said,
"My lord, I see, I see."
"Do you really understand? You're finally believing me? Guo Jia couldn't help asking.
"Of course, adults have no reason to lie to me on this kind of issue, I don't believe adults, who do I believe?!" Chen Dengyi said rhetorically, one set of standards on the surface, one set in the heart.
"You know, the body is the capital of the revolution. Otherwise, he will die before leaving the school, and the hero will be full of tears. Guo Jia patted Chen Deng's shoulder and said earnestly. This was not only said to Chen Deng, but also to Guo Jia himself.
"My lord is very literate." (To be continued......)