Guo Jia walked to the door, knocked lightly twice, and soon, a crack in the door was exposed, seeing this, Guo Jia raised his eyebrows at Guo Yuan, signaled 'learn to point', and then said politely,

"Old man, I was really sorry to disturb Your Excellency just now, and I apologize for my reckless brother. The student is from Xiangyang, planning to go to Luoyang to study, who wants to accidentally miss the inn, happened to pass through here, please stay here for one night, I wonder if the old man can open the door of convenience......"

Boom!

The door is closed......

I don't know why, tomorrow will be dark tomorrow, and I can't see it, but Guo Jia always feels that there is a crow flying in the sky.

"Ga ~ Ga ~ Ga ~ ~ ~"

"That, big brother, let's come." Guo Yuan couldn't help but speak.

The corners of Guo Jia's eyes twitched, wouldn't it be too embarrassing to let Guo Yuan go on at this time? So he gritted his teeth and continued to knock on the door,

"Old man, there may have been some misunderstanding just now. The student went to Luoyang to study, and he was definitely not a bad guy here. Can...... Old man, please don't insult again, the student has already apologized for my brother...... Old man, please don't do it...... Old man, please stop your anger...... Old, old fellow, you push me again?! I thought I was scared of you...... Damn, you're still letting the dogs go...... Old and immortal! Help, cut him! Tonight, big brother, I invite you to eat dog meat!! ”

Cracking sound!

Boom Ka Rub!

An hour later,

"Old man, hahaha, how embarrassing, it's just that we met in Pingshui, and under the harassment, they invited us to eat dog meat. Oh, it's hard to be gracious, it's hard to be gracious, and we can only be disrespectful! Guo Jia pulled the old man affectionately, looking completely familiar.

Pity the old man's house that was almost demolished, and even more pity the black dog who has been with the old man for a long time has now entered the pot.

Fortunately, Guo Jia is still relatively humane and did not hurt the old man himself.

Ahem, it's wrong, it's wrong, it's wrong, has he Guo Jia ever beaten someone? Never!

On the other side, the maid Ming'er sat quietly, looking like she wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh; And Guo Yuan, who was cooking dog meat on a fire over there, was drooling and "hideous", Guo Jia couldn't stand it anymore.

"Son, what's the matter with you, are you being polite?" Guo Jia said suddenly.

"Big brother, me?" Guo Yuan didn't know how to answer for a while.

Guo Jia pointed to the old man next to him, "If it weren't for the kindness of the old man, would we have a place to live tonight?" If it weren't for the kindness of the elderly, would we have dog meat to eat? In today's world, there are chickens and dogs jumping everywhere, and you may encounter bad people, so it is essential to be as cautious as the old man just now. ”

As he spoke, Guo Jia slapped his thigh violently, making the old man next to him tremble,

"But are we villains? If you eat everything and use it, what's the difference between it and a bad guy?! In my Guo Jia's life, the people I hate the most are those who break the law, and I also hate people who don't respect the old and love the young! No matter what the world becomes, the whole world is drunk and I am awake, and the whole world is turbid and I am clear! I'm Guo Jia—"

Pointing to the sky, "Above, worthy of the sky!" ”

Pointing to the ground, "Down, worthy of the ground!" ”

A pat on the chest, "Worthy of yourself in the middle!" I have a clear conscience! ”

Guo Yuan was completely dumbfounded at this time, and the maid Ming'er also lowered her head, and the corners of her mouth twitched.

Guo Jia took the opportunity to breathe a sigh of relief, and finally began the final summary,

"So, now that people invite us to eat and live with us, even if the old man doesn't plan to collect money anyway, don't you even have a word of thanks?!"

Saying that, Guo Jia summoned Guo Yuan and Ming'er together,

"Come, come, follow me and say: Anigado!"

"Anigado?" Others didn't understand what it meant at all.

"That's right, Anigado." Guo Jia said affirmatively.

"Oh, Anigado." Even if they didn't understand, what Guo Jia said was what it was, Guo Yuan and Ming'er followed suit and bowed to the old man.

"Hurry, hurry, open, open! Hurry up and serve it, it won't taste good when you're old. Guo Jia suddenly patted Guo Yuan, "Come, old man, let's taste a little together, dog meat is a great supplement." Hey? Turns out you have bad teeth? Oh, that's a shame. The old man's self-sacrificing heart is simply comparable to the great sages of the ancients! I'm ashamed that the student has been with the old gentleman for so long, and he didn't know that there was such a great sage by his side. Sure enough, Confucius said well: If you are a threesome, you must have my teacher! Come on, Ming'er, you should eat more, you haven't eaten much before. It doesn't matter, it's rancid if you can't finish eating, and the old man's teeth are not good. What the? You said you can't finish eating and take it away? Oops, that's embarrassing. It's too enthusiastic, it's too enthusiastic, it's hard to be gracious~"

For a while, the old man was almost crying, please, don't torture my old man like this Okay, there is no one else here, who are you Guo Jia talking about with this "righteous speech".

If the old man is also from modern times, he will definitely say something like this: "You have already annihilated my **, and you want to force my soul?!" ”

However, at this time, the old man could almost grit his teeth and determine that the young man in front of him would definitely not be anything in the pool in the future!!

The minister of the prosperous times, the power minister of the troubled times!

I can't mess with it, I can't mess with it......

・・・・・・

On the second day, Guo Jia got up under the service of Ming'er's little maid ([***]ah [***]), and walked outside, only to find that the old man had already gotten up and was playing "Tai Chi" outside.

"It's so early, and sure enough, people are getting older, and they have less time to sleep." Guo Jia said.

The corners of the old man's mouth twitched, stopped moving, joking, under the same roof with a person like Guo Jia, could the old man sleep peacefully?!

When it came to Bai Yue, Guo Jia had time to take a look around,

"I said, this is not close to the village before, and there is no store after, why do you old man live here alone? Even if you live in seclusion, you should go to the mountains, how can you be not far from this official road? Guo Jia asked strangely.

If this is Journey to the West, Guo Jia will definitely think that this old man is not a monster, but a bodhisattva.

Listening to Guo Jia's question, the old man replied,

"This is just a place for old people to settle down, and they just came to live here for a while, and they don't live here permanently."

"Oh, it's a suburban villa resort. You will really enjoy it when you are old, fresh and natural, away from the noise of the world. Guo Jia said, in this way, not far from the official road, it is indeed a lot safer and more convenient.

"Villa Resort?" The old man was puzzled for a while, this young man would always say some inexplicable words, could it be that his old man had such a big gap with this young generation?