Chapter 382: Won't? I'll teach you
Looking at the white and pure Zhao Yun, Guo Jia really couldn't imagine what Zhao Yun's scolding battle would look like. Although Guo Jia is also very curious, very gossipy, and wants to really see it, he also knows that now is not the time to joke, and Zhao Yun's type is really not suitable to "scold the street" with others. Because no matter how you look at it, Zhao Yun is the type who will rush directly with a sentence of "talking too much is useless".
So Guo Jia turned to Yu Ban and said,
"I'll leave this matter to you."
Yu Ban glanced at the arrogant Zhao Yun speechlessly, Zhao Yun can't scold like that, why can he Yu Ban scold like this? Thinking of what Guo Jia said at the time, Yu Ban hurriedly said,
"That military master, I actually don't know how to do it."
"What?! No?! Guo Jia shouted loudly, "Scolding is a compulsory skill for a qualified general, you actually don't know it?!" ”
Yu Ban glanced at Zhao Yun next to him, and signaled Zhao Yun to be right? Or is Zhao Yun also an unqualified general?
"It's not going to be so simple!" Guo Jia was speechless for a while, if the aid was next to him at this time, there would be no need to teach at all, it would definitely be a true performance, "You just run to the city wall and shout: 'If there is a kind, you will come down', won't this be?" Guo Jia said.
"What if the other person says, 'If there's a seed, you'll come up'?" Yu Jian asked weakly.
Guo Jia looked at Yu Ban, the corners of his mouth twitched, as a big man, does it make sense to play naturally? Can it be cute? Have you never quarreled with anyone since you were a child?
And thou put thy hand to thy ear and cried out, 'Ah? What did you say? Can't hear you. The other party replied: If there is a kind, you will come up. You: Huh? Still can't hear, how did you do it. Speak so quietly, sissy? Oh yes. Has anyone ever seen a turtle with a shrunken head and still talking loudly? For a guy like you, I guess my wife has already been slept with by someone else. Are you sure your son is your own species? It's not that I doubt it. Because a turtle with a shrunken head like you usually has no asshole when it gives birth to a son. Yes? Your son really doesn't have an asshole? Yes? Does your son have an asshole? Look, look, something went wrong, don't you think your son looks a lot like someone? Hey, you can't blame your wife, after all, there is such a wretched husband, and the white youth is like this to keep the widow and do some things out of the cabinet, that is also human nature! But you're a man. If you can't be hard outside, and you can only bully your daughter at home, who will really look down on you! I think the people next to you must have thought this way for a long time. In fact, I was also bored, so I ran over casually, but I didn't expect it to be like no one. It's so unchallenging, so okay, you come down and play with me, how about I give you a hand? If you're really so unplanted, then you just let your wife out. Then I will turn around and leave, and you will be at ease, and I will be happy, and your wife will be comfortable. Isn't that a joy for all......"
Guo Jia gushed endlessly.
Yu Ban next to him was already dumbfounded, Xi Zhicai kept coughing, and Zhao Yun closed his eyes to recuperate. I can't believe it. These words actually came out of Guo Jia's mouth, and he said it so smoothly! You must know that even if it is Zhao Yun. It's unimaginable, not to mention Guo Jia, a weak scholar with a white face who is even younger than Zhao Yun!
This Guo Jia is really from a famous family. Isn't it from a gangster? No! Even if he is a gangster, his mouth is not so poisonous, it is not so damaged! Because the thugs scold people, it is usually nothing more than a few ugly foul words. Compared with Guo Jia, it is simply not a realm.
"How? Do you get it now? Guo Jia stopped and looked at Yu Ban and said.
"Huh?" Yu Ban was stunned for a moment, suddenly came to his senses, and hurriedly said, "Let me take a note." ”
Guo Jia suddenly rolled his eyes, waved his hand and said,
"Forget it."
No talent is no talent, if Yu Banzhen ran over to recite, recite, and even read the manuscript, then it would really be laughed at and become a strange talk for the ages. At that time, will there be any morale on Guo Jia's side?
Why do you like heads-up before the battle in this era? It is to boost the morale of the soldiers behind him! Seeing that his own general killed the enemy general in an instant, his own morale will inevitably be high, and the opponent will plummet.
It is conceivable that if Yu Ban is in such a state, he goes up to stammer, and the bull head scolds the horse's mouth, and when the time comes, the soldiers on his side will collapse directly, and it is not bad to cover his face without his hands.
I still remember a joke - Cao Cao and Jiang Gan led troops to fight Zhuge Liang, Zhuge Liang asked on the city wall: ", how is your mother?" Jiang Gan: "Okay." The soldiers in the back fell in one piece. Zhuge Liang asked again: ", how is your mother?" Cao Cao: "Okay." "Annihilation......
Although this is just a joke, it is strange that when you really encounter a similar situation, it is not completely annihilated!
Now it seems that the scolding plan in Guo Jia's mind seems to be completely impossible to implement.
"Do you have any good suggestions?" Guo Jia asked helplessly.
Zhao Yun opened his eyes,
"Let me lead my troops to storm for two days, the enemy cannot withstand such strong pressure, and will inevitably collapse and surrender soon. In this way, you can win Guangwei in the shortest time and at the least cost! ”
Under the decision, unless forced to do so, Guo Jia obviously would not take such a regular siege method.
Yu Ban proposed,
"Take the method of encircling three and missing one, and pretend to feint every day. In this way, whether the other party escapes or asks for help, our goal has been achieved. ”
Strategy, although the idea is good, but now Guo Jia can afford it? If you can really afford it, then what is the lack of three or one, directly surround all four sides together, and then besiege but not attack. Guo Jiake didn't believe that after most of the food in the neighborhood was concentrated in Xiaopei, how long could the food in Guangwei City last! It's a pity that now Guo Jia is obviously more expensive than the other party. The other party saw this, so he firmly became a shrinking turtle.
"Ahem, I think maybe we can secretly send someone to sneak into the city, find some people who are dissatisfied with Tao Qian, lure them to their advantage, understand them with reason, and then cooperate with the outside and the outside, as long as we can help us open the city gate, then Guangwei will be broken! Ahem. Xi Zhicai suggested.
Zhongce, if it weren't for a clever character like Guo Jia or Xi Zhicai sneaking in, in today's atmosphere, it would be difficult to convince, and even if you don't even meet, you may not be able to meet some people who are dissatisfied with Tao Qian. Is there no defense left by the enemy in this regard? Is there no warning of the enemy against those who have recently entered and exited the city gates? No matter how you look at it, the possibility of these people being discovered is much greater than the probability of success, and it is really not worth the risk!
Although Guo Jia also knows that war is not child's play, it is impossible not to die. In many cases, it is good to have a strategy, but more often than not, wars are fought by hard and direct battles. Like Guo Jia, the blind pursuit of perfection and the pursuit of the best policy is simply an unrealistic idea. (To be continued.) )