Chapter 314: Copying Six Hundred Times
Fang Yiai is like being greatly wronged, the voice is really sad for the listener, and the person who hears it is crying, this Cheng Biting Jin is performing better for Fang Yiai, but in a blink of an eye, he grinned and laughed, Cheng Biting Jin's hand kept shaking, "Everyone, look, is Fang Jun's head bright?" Hearing Cheng bite Jin's words, the eldest grandson Wuji, who was ranked first among the generals, squinted his eyes and touched his beard, and Fang Yiai had already hated itchy, this old goblin is really harmful.
"Old man, shut up for me!" Li Shimin couldn't wait to bite the dragon boots directly on his face, this old thing is really a pot that can't be opened, there are a lot of troubles, and he has to remind others that Fang Yiai still has a bald head, now I'm afraid there is no ginseng and ginseng.
"Okay, Your Majesty, Lao Cheng doesn't speak" Cheng Biting Jin was also interested, and when he saw that Li Shimin's face was a little dark, he hurriedly and obediently retreated, and while retreating, he shook his beard towards Fang Yiai, "Boy, don't be afraid, Uncle Cheng supports you!" ”
What the hell, Fang Yiai wanted to cry when she stood in the middle of the hall, how did she feel like a monkey. This mess went down, Fang Yiai hurriedly shook out the thought of the manuscript, put on a bitter gourd face, and shouted, "Your Majesty, the elder grandson is purely wronging me, who in this Chang'an City doesn't know that the widow is kind and upright, how could the widow steal the phoenix wings and gold hammer?" The phoenix wings and gold hammer were fished out of the Grand Canal by the last love! ”
"Li Shimin almost couldn't hold back, this was fished out of the Grand Canal? Li Shimin knew that Fang Yiai was talking nonsense, but he had to put on a look of listening to his heart, "Oh, I see, then, this matter is a misunderstanding?" ”
"Misunderstanding, it must be a misunderstanding!" Fang Yiai hurriedly took over the words, this gentleman and his minister can be said to be seamless, but the eldest grandson Shunde was very unwilling, and said angrily with an old face, "Your Majesty, this Fang Jun is pure nonsense, how could this phoenix wings and gold pistol fall in the Grand Canal, and even if what he said is true, the old minister really can't think of how he can find where this phoenix wings and gold pistol is!" ”
"Yes, the minister also agrees with the eldest grandson's statement, Your Majesty, this Fang Jun really has different intentions for doing this!" Hou Junji said without blushing and without a heartbeat.
"The minister seconded the proposal!" Another old gentleman stood up, looking at the old man's white hair, Fang Yiai really didn't understand who this old guy was, why did he care about this idle thing when he was old? With the appearance of the old man, Fang Xuanling also began to be a little worried, what is going on with this Wang Bo, he has always been unknown in the past, and he doesn't care about everything, but now he is embarrassed to be Jun'er. Fang Xuanling knew that he couldn't be silent any longer, if he didn't say a word, I was afraid that his son would have to suffer a lot today, this dissenting intention was not a joke.
As if he had seen through his old friend's thoughts, Du Ruhui slowly walked out of the column with the jade plate, "Your Majesty, the minister feels that the eldest grandson and the prince are too worried, although Fang Jun misbehaves, but it is far from this dissent." In the opinion of the minister, it is best to ask His Royal Highness the Crown Prince about this matter, His Royal Highness is responsible for the transfer of Dujiawan treasures, and he is very familiar with the things here. ”
"Oh? What Keming said is very true! Li Shimin nodded, and asked Li Chengqian, who was standing in his right hand, with a straight face, "Ming'er, tell me, what's the matter with the phoenix wings and gold hammer?" ”
"Back to my father, the phoenix wings and gold hammer were fished out by Fang Jun in the Grand Canal, not taken from Dujiawan, if my father doesn't believe it, check the account book, what is recorded in the account book is very clear!" As soon as Li Chengqian finished saying this, he felt that his teeth hurt a little, this Fang Jun really didn't talk about anything, he had to talk about something fished out of the Grand Canal, Li Chengqian had never told such a big lie in his life.
"Well, this Ding Yao, as well as Shunde, you also heard it, it seems that this matter is indeed misunderstood!"
Wang Bo's white beard was fluttering, and when he heard Li Shimin say this, the old man arched his hand and said, "Your Majesty is reasonable, it seems that the old man made a mistake." ”
Fang Yiai's eyes were stunned, what the hell is this old man, he retreated so easily, since this is the case, then why stand up and disgust people. As soon as Wang Bo returned to the column, Fang Xuanling breathed a sigh of relief, as long as this old thing didn't make a fuss, just one eldest grandson Shunde couldn't stir up much turmoil.
"Your Majesty, aside from the matter of the phoenix wings and the gold, what about Fang Jun's big trouble in the Suzhou camp, this is a matter of conclusive evidence, and now Cao Lin is still lying on the bed waiting for his breath!"
"Lord Eldest Sun, you have a bit of a bad conscience in what you said, although Fang Jun is a little too much, but it is also because Cao Lin insulted me Zuo Wuwei first, and asked me to say that it is light to break his two legs, and if you change it to Qin, you have to kill him!" Qin Qiong has rarely spoken for a long time, but as soon as he stood up today, everyone felt a chill. This Qin Qiong came forward, the eldest grandson Shunde really didn't dare not give him face, he didn't see it, now this Wei Chi Gong and Cheng Biting Jin are staring at the bull's eye, the eldest grandson Shunde can imagine that as long as he says something unpleasant, these two ruthless people will definitely dare to shave his beard in front of the court. Especially that Yu Chi Hei Tan head, he almost blinded King Ren Cheng's eyes for a seat back then. The eldest grandson Shunde was a little afraid, but let him nod and admit defeat, he was unwilling, that Jiangnan was too much to do with interests, very smart, the eldest grandson Shunde stopped talking, just looked at Li Shimin pitifully, Li Shimin was also a little crying and laughing, this eldest grandson Shunde was scared like this.
"Okay, don't make any noise, Fang Jun has really done something wrong with this, so let's do it, even if he has a merit and a demerit, he won't be punished or rewarded, how about it?" Li Shimin is also an old fritter, and he happily played the best and muddy magic skills.
"Your Majesty Shengming!"
The eldest grandson Shunde applauded, Qin Qiong didn't say anything, this time the widow finally breathed a sigh of relief, grandma's will never do such stupid things in the future, it seems that my father is right, I should really cut this Cao Lin with a knife, otherwise there is so much trouble. Fang Yiai thought it was okay, but just when he wanted to escape from the Xuanzheng Palace, an old man walked out trembling slightly, "Your Majesty, the minister has something to say!" ”
"Zhong Dagong, do you have something to say?" As soon as Li Shimin saw Kong Yingda, he felt a little nowhere to exert himself, this old man is notoriously serious, if he wants to punish Fang Yuai, it will really not achieve his goal and will not give up.
"Your Majesty, Fang Jun is really unfilial to go to his skin privately, as a Jiangnan Provincial Inspector but regardless of his own image, it is even more insulting to the dignity of the court, it seems that Fang Jun's disloyal and unfilial behavior should be punished, otherwise wouldn't it be indulged in him?"
As soon as he heard Kong Yingda's words, Fang Yiai was about to cry, and he said with a sad face, "Sir, is it that serious?" ”
"Hmph, Fang Jun, you shut up the old man!" Kong Yingda's old face was stunned, Fang Yiai really didn't dare to speak, he had been a student for two years, and he could be regarded as figuring out the old master's temper, it was definitely soft and not hard.
"Ahem" Li Shimin smiled awkwardly, and had to ask, "Zhong Dagong, what should you do in your opinion?" ”
"Copying the Analects 600 times and banning for two months!"
"Okay, just follow Zhong Dagong's!" Li Shimin snorted, and waved his hand at Fang Yiai with a smile on his face, "Fang Jun, did you hear it, copy the Analects six hundred times for me to go home, and in addition, within two months, without my will, you must not leave Chang'an for half a step!" ”
Fang Yiai wants to die, he has been a general for a year, but now he has to go back and copy the "Analects", and it is six hundred times at a time, this Kong Yingda really deserves to be a cultural person, this punishment is so cultured, this punishment is so cultured, this is even more disgusting than receiving sixty military sticks. The most terrible thing is the grounding order, not to leave Chang'an, this must not be suffocated?
"Yes, Your Majesty!"
"Well, it's quite sensible!" Kong Yingda nodded and stroked his white beard with relief, "Fang Jun, after writing the Analects, send it to the old man's mansion!" ”
"Sir, don't worry, the bereaved love knows!" Fang Yiai was blasted out of the Xuanzheng Hall in despair, standing at the foot of the steps, Fang Yiai fiercely raised his middle finger towards the Xuanzheng Palace, a group of shameless old things, this desperately solved the matter of Jiangnan, but it didn't benefit at all, which is really a little unwilling. However, Xue Li got a lot of benefits, not to mention five hundred taels of gold, and also moved to the left as the lieutenant of Zuo Wuwei's Zhongfu, as for Xiang Shuo, he made a thousand taels of gold, not to mention Zhao Chong, this Li Shimin's guard leader can still lose his benefits?
It's not good to be bald, there are always mosquito bites, maybe it's because it's too bright!
The hall of blessings was as cool as spring, and Youlan nodded her toes, her wide placket dragged on the stone slab, standing in the midst of these thousands of flowers, like a dancing butterfly. Slave painting flying, originally a dream person, I haven't seen Youlan for a long time, this woman is getting more and more charming, look at the plump body, Fang Yiai is really afraid that this mind can't contain her pride.
"Second son?" Youlan had already sensed that someone was peeking, but looking at the bald head, she was not sure.
"Hey, Youlan, morning, where is Niangniang?"
"Second son, how did you become such a ghost?" Youlan covered her small mouth and pointed at Fang Yiai's bald head in disbelief.
"This, it's purely helpless, don't say it, don't say it!" It's the trouble of baldness again, so you have to buy a wig, but there is no place to sell wigs in this Datang.
"Second son, are you just here to see Niangniang?" Youlan's beautiful eyes are watery, and her tone is indescribably resentful, her soft fingers, and her coaxing lips, how do you look like a resentful woman in the boudoir. Scratching his head, Fang Yiai is really a little useless, "Youlan, be quiet, if others listen to this, can you still live?" ”
"What's the matter, the second son is still afraid that I will be killed by His Majesty?" Youlan leaned over and gently blew at Fang Yiai's bald head, that bewitching appearance made people want to swallow her, feeling Fang Yiai's heavy panting, Youlan pointed her finger on Fang Yiai's forehead and smiled, "Tease you, second son, come with me, Niangniang has been waiting for you for a long time!" ”
"It's damning!" Fang Yiai wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, he was almost captured by this woman, if he did something to defile the harem, even if he had ten heads, it would not be enough to cut off. It seems that we have to find a way to solve the matter of Youlan, otherwise if this continues, the two of them will have to make something happen, and it will be too late to find a way by then.
(To be continued)