Chapter 941 Weng Son-in-law Dialogue Who is more stupid

It is true that Fang Yiai despises Li Shimin, but he doesn't dare to say it, His Majesty the Emperor is notoriously cheeky, and it is estimated that His Majesty the Emperor is the most vain in his two thousand years.

"Father, the son-in-law doesn't know why you are so angry, the son-in-law has already mentioned the matter of the jade seal to you, as for the matter of Wanrou, it is indeed the son-in-law who is wrong, but the son-in-law has never thought of betraying my Tang Dynasty. The father can think about it carefully, does the son-in-law have the courage to rebel? Seriously, the son-in-law has food and drink, even if he is a flat-headed commoner, he can be a rich businessman, so why bother to be a chaotic minister and thief? ”

Fang Yiai nagged a lot of words, in fact, the most important thing was to ask about the jade seal, which was also what he was most puzzled about, if Li Shimin was angry about this matter, he should have been angry a long time ago, why did he have to wait so long.

Li Shimin grinned and sneered twice, he didn't say anything, walked to the desk and picked out two folds, and after throwing one of them to Fang Yuai, Li Shimin sneered, "Take a good look, don't say that I wronged you!" ”

Fang Yiai frowned hesitantly, after opening the fold, Fang Yiai's face changed, this fold turned out to be his handwriting, but Fang Yiai dared to guarantee that this fold was not written by him. According to the date, this should have been sent to the capital after the incident of Huanxiling, when he mentioned the jade seal and Wanrou on the excerpt, he was waiting for Li Shimin to surrender, who knew that Li Shimin didn't say anything, and the excerpt was dropped for a long time.

"Father, this excerpt was not written by the son-in-law, the son-in-law also wrote such an excerpt, but the details of Huanxiling were mentioned on it, but this is just a passing mention, which is completely different from what the son-in-law said!" Fang Yiai said that he returned the fold to Li Shimin, listening to Fang Yiai's words, Li Shimin didn't believe it, if it was possible to say that the fold was dropped, but imitating the handwriting is so similar, it is definitely not a simple matter, not to mention that Fang Erlang's handwriting can be imitated by others?

It's really difficult for others to imitate the words of Fang Yiai, not that the words of Fang Yiai are very powerful, but it is really the words of Fang Ergongzi who are unsightly. In Datang, it's easy to find a few masters who imitate everyone, but if you want to find someone who can imitate a dog, it is estimated that you can't find it.

"Fang Jun, you said it lightly, do you believe it yourself? Just your word, you should find someone for me to imitate, hmph, if you can't find it, don't use this kind of words to perfunctory me! ”

Fang Yiai's face was a little red, he was choked by Li Shimin, isn't this sarcastic, he already knew that he had practiced calligraphy well, and he couldn't imitate others. It's a headache, which god has such a penmanship, and even someone in his room imitates it so similarly. Once that guy is caught, Fang Yiai decides not to kill him, he has to take care of it, and if he forges a letter or something in the future, it won't be easy to catch.

"Father, if you don't believe it, the son-in-law can't help it, in short, this letter was not written by the son-in-law, as for what the son-in-law said is true or false, the father will know after investigation."

"You don't need to say it, I know it, even if what you say is true. What about Li Ai's death, you told me that Li Ai died of a violent illness, why did his fourth aunt say that you ordered him to be poisoned? Li Shimin felt that Fang Yiai was full of loopholes, and if he found any one, it might kill him.

Li Shimin's face is as black as the bottom of a pot, and Fang Yiai is not panicking, didn't he come to Taiji Palace today to make Li Shimin angry, "Father, this matter is a lie made by the son-in-law, but why did you kill Li Ai, the father should be clear, so there is no need for the son-in-law to explain, right?" ”

"Bastard thing, I don't understand, if I want to understand, I will ask you, let's talk about it, why did you poison Li Ai?" Li Shimin was almost angry, he could guess it, but he still hoped that Fang Yiai would say it himself, and he would like to hear what tricks Fang Yiai could say.

"Father, it's not that the son-in-law wants to poison Li Ai, the bastard eats the scales and fights with the son-in-law. That night, the son-in-law killed the monkey spirit and rebelled against the party, he didn't help, and he wanted to run over and clean up the son-in-law, do you say that the son-in-law can not clean him up first in this case? As for not telling the truth, the son-in-law doesn't want his father to wipe the ** on the son-in-law again, what are the surnames of those imperial histories, and the father also knows that they want to know the truth, and they have to participate in the crime of rebellion against the son-in-law! ”

Fang Yiai said that he was despicable, and he also took the opportunity to praise Li Shimin, in short, it would not be wrong to say a few good words, maybe he patted his ass, as soon as Li Shimin was happy, this crime was alleviated.

Li Shimin felt that he had a toothache, well, it was a toothache, it was really a quibble, it was originally a big rebellious behavior, so that this kid said as if he had made a great contribution, and he was good for Li Shimin, it was simply a fantasy. In fact, Li Shimin didn't pay attention to Li Ai's death, Li Ai always had to die, and he colluded with the monkey spirit for what he had done, and these things were enough to convict him of a capital crime, but if he was poisoned by Fang Yiai, Li Shimin had to think about it more, what if Fang Jun wanted to swallow Youzhou alone?

"What you said is good, this matter can be explained, what is going on with Qi Weiyu and Lian Gugu, as well as Liu Laohan and his wife and Cen Fenshan, don't tell me that you don't know at all, if you don't know, then there is no one in the world who knows" Li Shimin was very angry when he said this, or said that after talking so much, this matter was the most he couldn't let go.

Dropping Li Wanshun and helping Li Wanrou, this is a big crime to exterminate the nine clans, if you don't conspire against each other, why do you want to do such a rebellious thing.

Fang Yiai wanted to explain, but in fact he really didn't know how these people died, "Father, don't look at the son-in-law like that, the son-in-law doesn't know how they died, especially Lian Valley, if it weren't for this incident, the little son-in-law wouldn't know that we Datang and Lian Valley." ”

Fang Yiai didn't know anything about it, Li Shimin was anxious, he was so anxious, he couldn't control his habitual movements, shaking a finger and constantly poking Fang Yiai's head melon seeds, and his mouth kept shouting, "You don't know anything, then what do you know, you don't know Lian Valley, how did the people in Lian Valley die, you don't know Liu Laohan and his wife, who also stole the corpse of someone's daughter in the middle of the night, you don't know Cen Fenshan, so how do you handle the money of the Han Palace." You don't know anything, why do you eat with a head? ”

was made by Li Shimin's noise, and Fang Yiai's brain was about to collapse, "Father, don't poke it, the son-in-law just doesn't know, if he knows, can he hide it from you?" ”

"You can do it, this one will be left first, then you explain to me what this fold is about, if you can't say a way, I will cut you down now!"

Fang Yiai was puzzled for a while, what kind of excerpt is it, is it more important than the jade seal? Spread out the fold, only to look at it twice, Fang Yiai began to jump in shock, corrupt and bent the law, captive private soldiers, then the corruption is good to say, the money that someone in his room is greedy for is half of the emperor's old father-in-law, but what is the matter with this captive private soldier? Speaking carefully, someone in his room has cultivated a lot of his own private forces, but those are all hidden surnames, how can others find out?

Li Shimin has been observing the look on Fang Yiai's face, and Fang Yiai had already thought that Li Shimin would do this, so he tried to keep himself calm, and waited until he finished reading the excerpt before he burst into a rage and said, "Father, which ** raises rumors, it is true that the son-in-law is greedy for money, but it is said that the son-in-law keeps private soldiers in captivity, this is purely a fictitious thing, the son-in-law has an action department, which is also divided from the time of the dragon and tiger guards in front, if this is also a private soldier, the son-in-law will be handed over to the father." ”

Fang Yiai's expression was very real, which made Li Shimin mutter, could it really be that he was wronged? Since he was still uncertain, Li Shimin decided not to draw conclusions first, and after observation, he threw the fold on the table, Li Shimin said with his hands behind his back, "Okay, even if what you say is true, I won't embarrass you." Fang Jun, I give you a chance, as long as you can do it, I can not blame the past! ”

"What's the matter, father, please say, the son-in-law will not frown if he can do it!" In fact, Fang Yi's love has already guessed what Li Shimin wants him to do, but he is still impassioned on his face, this person, sometimes you have to pretend to be stupid, the more stupid you are, the more reassuring others are.

"Very good, this matter is also simple, I handed over Long Xiaowei to you to take with me, you go and help me destroy Wanhua Valley and Li Wanrou, and find the jade seal back by the way!"

Listening to Li Shimin's words, Fang Yi's love was a chuckle, and as expected, Li Shimin couldn't play new tricks. After thinking about it for a long time, Fang Yiai still shook his head, "Father, I'm sorry, the son-in-law can't do it, the Yuxi son-in-law can help you get it back, but for other things, the father should leave it to someone else!" ”

Listening to Fang Yiai's words, Li Shimin trembled angrily, "Bastard, I have already given you a chance, you don't even know how to be grateful, you tell me, that Wanrou is so important to you?" You're so angry! ”

"Father, you are just angry, the son-in-law is still the same sentence, you can take the jade seal, you can't do other things" Fang Yiai expected that Li Shimin would be angry, but he had to do it because he had his own reasons. In fact, it seems that Li Shimin forced him to kill Li Wanrou, but in fact, why is it not a test? Fang Yiai won't believe Li Shimin, don't look at what Li Shimin said nicely, even if he really killed Wanrou, Li Shimin wouldn't let him go, a person who can kill even his beloved woman, is he trustworthy? Don't say that Li Shimin doesn't think so, the emperor's mind is always so complicated, maybe he thinks it's good for a while, and then it's not good for a while.

"Father, the son-in-law is such a person, if you let the son-in-law kill Wanrou, the son-in-law can't do it, and the son-in-law won't help Wanrou deal with you, this is a matter of principle!"

"Principled surname problem?" Li Shimin's eyes widened, he didn't know what to say, and after a long time he grinned and said, "What a principled surname problem, Fang Jun, Fang Jun, you are really bold, your principled surname is really a big problem, it seems that I don't need to talk nonsense with you anymore." ”

Hearing Li Shimin say this, Fang Yiai was in a cold sweat on his back, this black-hearted old father-in-law wouldn't start playing with knives now, Li Shimin was groping on the bookcase, which made Fang Yiai nervous, he was afraid that Li Shimin would find out the Zhuge crossbow, and then follow someone in his room to get a shuttle.

"Well, bastard, Changle gave birth to a male baby?" Li Shimin suddenly asked, this sentence made Fang Yiai a little confused, this old father-in-law jumped too fast, right?

"Yes, father, that kid is tiger-headed, and he will laugh stupidly, just like your old man!" Fang Yiai's sycophants came as soon as he opened his mouth, and he didn't forget to take Li Shimin with him when he even boasted about himself as a child. Not to mention, Li Shimin was in a much better mood, he touched his chin and smacked it for a while, and his face changed a little, why is it wrong, tiger head, stupid smile, is this complimenting?

"Bastard, I really pissed you off, Zhao Chong, Zhao Chong, get me in, do you hear?"

Li Shimin's ghost scream, not to mention Zhao Chong outside, it is estimated that the eunuchs swaying outside the Ganlu Hall can hear it. Zhao Chong was embarrassed for a while, every time His Majesty and the second son had a temper, it was him Zhao Chong who was unlucky.

"Your Majesty, what's the matter?" Zhao Chong didn't ask, but when he asked, Li Shimin pointed at him and scolded, "Are you stupid?" Hurry up and get this bastard thing in prison, and then throw Zheng Liwan over, take care of them, if they leave the prison for half a step, I will ask you. ”

Zhao Chong only felt that His Majesty was very unreasonable, you put the second son and Zheng Liwan in a cell, isn't this a clear way to create an opportunity for them to fan the flames, it will be a headache for them to be locked up alone, and they will be locked up together, and it will be hellish if nothing happens. (To be continued.) )