Chapter 958 Eldest Sun Chong went crazy

"What, Your Majesty has assigned you duties again?" Empress Eldest Sun also heard a little truth, and I have to say that she guessed very accurately, Fang Yiai immediately smiled bitterly, "It's not, Long Huwei and Long Xiaowei are not so easy to manage, and the father and emperor also gave the younger son-in-law a few folds, and it is estimated that it is not an easy thing to do!" ”

"Huh? Really? Giggles, Jun'er, it seems that you, the Metropolitan Governor, won't be able to return to Youzhou for a while! ”

Fang Yiai could only nod helplessly, other princes stayed in Beijing to enjoy, and he was a good person, he became a coolie.

The two of them chatted and soon arrived at the prison, such as the loopholes in the prison today have been filled in early, so there is no need to worry that Qi Weiyu and the others will escape, not to mention that Zhao Chong has also arranged a lot of people outside the palace, under this kind of defensive measure, even if Qi Weiyu has the ability to reach the sky, it is impossible to escape.

Li Tai and the others were separated, not only separated but also very far apart, the first person Empress Changsun wanted to see was of course Li Tai, and Fang Yiai slipped to Changsun Chong. At this time, the eldest grandson Chong drooped his head, as if he was more than ten years old, and when he heard the sound, the eldest grandson chong slowly raised his head, originally his eyes were a little hollow, but as soon as he saw that it was Fang Yiai, he sneered, "Fang Laoer, why didn't you kill me?" ”

"Why did I kill you, what else could you do? Changsun Chong, do you know that in this world, death is not the most cruel, and life without hope is the most boring! Fang Yiai laughed coldly, he would not let the eldest grandson Chong die, because now the eldest grandson Chong is alive and dead, since this is the case, then why let him die. Fang Yiai hopes that Changsun Chong can experience the taste of life that is worse than death, of course, if Changsun Chong can't stand suicide. Then someone in his room will do it, he promised Empress Changsun not to kill Changsun Chong, but he didn't say that he wanted to stop Changsun Chong from committing suicide. It's just that Changsun Chong may commit suicide, if he really chooses to commit suicide. That's really like a man.

Changsun Chong's body has begun to tremble, maybe he is afraid, maybe he is angry, he stared wide and slammed in front of the iron door, Changsun Chong didn't know where the strength came from, he shook the iron door crazily, and the heavy iron lock was shaken. Eldest Sun Chong's face was hideous and terrifying. It was so close to Fang Yiai, "Fang Yiai, you killed me!" ”

"No, I won't kill you. Because Fang promised his mother, Fang is a trustworthy person, and he has to do what he says! ”

"No, Fang Er, would you be so kind? You want to see my eldest grandson Chong's jokes. You want to see Lao Tzu live humbly at your feet, don't you, you can deceive others, but you can't deceive me. You bastard, kill me now! The eldest grandson scolded a little crazily, but Fang Yiai plucked his ears for a long time. He pointed to the iron gate and said with a smile, "Eldest prince, you have hands and feet, sound teeth, if you want to die, there is a way, if you can't stand it, you can hit your head to death or bite your tongue and kill yourself." Come on, die like a man once, and Fang Mou can appreciate it! ”

Listening to Fang Yiai's mocking words, the eldest grandson Chong suddenly sat on the ground, looked at his palm and looked at the hard iron door, why didn't he have the courage to commit suicide, why did this happen? At this moment, Changsun Chong's whole heart collapsed, maybe Fang Yiai was right, he was really not a man, he never was, he slandered Changle indiscriminately, and now he knows that this life is meaningless, and he doesn't have the courage to break it himself.

Fang Yiai still wanted to stimulate Changsun Chong again, because Changsun Chong was not crazy yet, this was not what someone in his room wanted, but unfortunately as soon as he wanted to open his mouth, he heard a slight sound of footsteps, and wanted to come to Changsun Chong to see Changsun Chong. So, Fang Yiai grabbed the iron door with his hand and shouted extremely sadly, "Changsun Chong, you bastard can't die, do you know how much the queen mother has fucked for you, if you die, can you be worthy of her?" Listen to Fang, it's better to die than to live, and you can't do anything else in the future, but you can honor the queen mother and the eldest grandson, can you bear to watch the queen mother and the eldest grandson send the white-haired people to the black-haired people? ”

The eldest grandson Chong's eyes were a little sloppy, he looked at the Fang Yiai at the door a little blankly, and after a while he roared a little nervously, he roared while picking up the grass clippings in the cell and threw them towards the Fang Yiai, "Fang Er, get out of Lao Tzu, don't be pretty, Lao Tzu doesn't need you to persuade him even if he wants to die, get out, get out"

The eldest grandson Chong was still scolding, but he heard a voice outside the door that hated iron but not steel, "Bastard, is Fang Jun wrong?" You can't make a mistake, it's just a matter of committing a crime, do you really want your father to collect your body for you, do you still have some filial piety? After the eldest grandson queen finished scolding, she shouted to Fang Yuai, "Jun'er, you don't care about him, just let him die, it's okay if he dies, just because my eldest grandson family doesn't have this person." ”

Fang Yiai smiled at Changsun Chong, that smile contained too much sarcasm and mockery, for a while Changsun Chong was a little stunned, at this time he had only one thought in his mind, that is, he was played by Fang Yiai, but he didn't expect his eldest grandson Chong to become Fang Lao'er's tool to flaunt benevolence and righteousness! I don't know why, the eldest grandson Chong actually cried, he sat on the ground paralyzed, his hands kept grabbing the grass clippings around him, "Woo woo, Fang Yiai, you are a bad person, Lao Tzu is not afraid of you, Lao Tzu is not afraid of you I am the eldest grandson, come on, come on, buy rock sugar gourd for this son"

Changsun Chong was incoherent, no one knew what he wanted to say, Empress Changsun's tears slipped down uncontrollably, and Fang Yiai was also completely stunned, how could this be, Changsun Chong was crazy, damn, this thing can't stand the blow so much, doesn't it just stimulate him a little more?

Eldest Sun Chong is indeed crazy, maybe he wants to eat rock sugar gourd too much, he actually hugged the iron bar on the door and gnawed it, not to mention the eldest grandson queen, even Fang Yiai couldn't stand it anymore. He is interested in the whole Changsun Chong, but what does it mean to be a crazy Changsun Chong?

I heard that the eldest grandson Chong went crazy, the most surprising thing was Zhao Chong, what did the second son of Fang say to the eldest grandson, he actually made him a madman in a while, if you want to say that the eldest grandson Chong is pretending to be crazy and stupid, Zhao Chong will not believe it, because after all the imperial doctors in the palace diagnosed and treated, it was unanimously believed that the eldest grandson was not saved.

The eldest grandson Chong went crazy, which was not good news for Fang Yiai, and he originally thought that the eldest grandson Chong's life would be worse than death. His madness burned a lot of fun, but it was a little comforting. At least Changsun Chong is crazy in his room.

After the eldest grandson queen cried, she was not so sad. Maybe it's good to be crazy, there are so many things, and Changsun Chong can't have any future, it's nothing for others to be an ordinary person, but for the eldest son of the eldest grandson family, it's tantamount to the pain of life and death. It's good to be crazy, and if you're crazy, you won't think about so many troubles.

Empress Changsun left the prison, but Fang Yiai stayed. He still wants to talk to Qi Weiyu, you can't admire Qi Weiyu, maybe this person is a little ruthless. But you have to admit that he is smart. asked Zhao Chong to bring some wine and food, and Fang Yiai sat in Qi Weiyu's cell, Zhao Chong was afraid that Fang Yiai would suffer, so he also sat aside to accompany him.

"Qi Weiyu, how is it. Can you enjoy your face and have a few drinks with Fang Mou? Fang Yiai said that he was full of wine, the corners of Qi Weiyu's mouth turned up, and he drank it all when he picked up the wine glass, and sighed at the end. Sure enough, it's a good wine, and the high-quality sea and sky blue are different! ”

"If you're brave enough, aren't you afraid that Fang will poison the wine?" Fang Yiai looked at Qi Weiyu with a smile, but Qi Weiyu didn't raise his eyelids, "Is it necessary?" With your second son's current ability, you only need to kill someone Qi with one sword, but don't make any more poisonous wine? ”

"Yes, it's a pity, you're too vicious, if it's not for that, Fang doesn't mind sparing your life!"

"Hehe, does Qi still want to thank you? It seems that there are not many people who can make your second son look at it, right? Qi Weiyu seemed to be asking, Fang Yiai raised his eyebrows and smiled, "It's over, Fang is very interesting, and there are more people in the Tang Dynasty who are stronger than Fang." ”

"Huh? Fang Yiai, you don't have to pretend in front of someone Qi, you can show others your stupid tricks, don't show it in front of someone again. Use your example as bait, go out for yourself and all the troubles, and then consolidate Li Chengqian's position, a good serial set, don't tell Qi someone that these are all Zheng Liwan and Wu Cao came up with, those two women are not so arrogant. ”

"Qi Weiyu, what are you talking about, Fang doesn't understand!" Fang Yiai will not answer Qi Weiyu's words, and now there is a Zhao Chong sitting next to him, Qi Weiyu is clearly thinking about Yin people, and someone in his room will not be able to do this evil.

Seeing that Fang Yiai was not fooled, Qi Weiyu was not disappointed, but filled himself with a glass of wine, "Second son, you and I can be regarded as old friends, if you have anything to say, just ask, at this time, Qi doesn't want to go to the underworld with any secrets." ”

"Refreshing, Qi Weiyu, Fang Mou is very strange how you found someone who looks so similar to you, even Fang Mou almost believed that you were dead at that time!"

"Second son, I don't know if you've ever heard of bone shaving?" Listening to Qi Weiyu's words, Fang Yiai shook his head, it was the first time he had heard of bone shaving, and looked at Zhao Chong, obviously Zhao Chong had never heard of it, because Zhao Chong's bull's eyes were more dazed than someone in his room.

Seeing Fang Yiai's reaction, Qi Weiyu narrated as if he was telling a story, "This bone cutting technique is not difficult to understand, when a person is young, a drug is poured into the nasal cavity, which can make the skull softer, and at this time, you can slowly rest according to the appearance of others." One time is definitely not enough, but after dozens of rests, it can make two people look like carved out of a mold. It's just that there is another disadvantage of bone shaving, that is, because of long-term drug injection, the lower body bones will be a little soft and weak! ”

Fang Yiai was dumbfounded, what kind of bone shaving, isn't it the ancient version of perverted plastic surgery? I didn't expect that the Tang Dynasty still had this kind of technology, what is it compared to the plastic surgery of the Koreans, can they turn one person into another?

Zhao Chong was also a little dumbfounded when he heard it, what a magical bone cutting technique, turning a person into another person, in fact, Zhao Chong really wanted to ask who could cut bones, and Fang Yiai thought the same. Qi Weiyu seemed to know what Fang Yiai was thinking, he smiled and shook his head and said, "Second son, don't ask Qi who can do this, because that person is in your hands!" ”

"Oh? You're talking about Heigoro? "Fang Yiai immediately thought of who it was, and the one who could do this was the perverted Lang of Heigoro. Sure enough, as he thought, Qi Weiyu nodded lightly.

There are a lot of questions in Fang Yi's love, and only Qi Weiyu can answer these questions, "Qi Weiyu, what about those Japanese?" As far as Fang knows, Yuyue Liangjie was an envoy to the Tang Dynasty more than ten years ago, why would he obey you? ”

"Actually, it's very simple, Yuyue Liangjie is not under the orders of Qi, to be precise, it should be under the orders of His Royal Highness King Wei. Although Yuyue Liangjie is an envoy to the Tang Dynasty, what he thinks about is the future of the Wubu clan, and His Royal Highness the King of Wei can help him defeat the Su I clan, why can't Yuyue Liangjie work for us? ”