Chapter 418: Big Breasts and No Brains Are Women

Chapter 418 is a woman with big breasts and no brains

Lu Ziying only stayed in Changwu County for one day and then led a group of Zizhuang Han to leave, when leaving, Lu Ziying did not let people be quiet, hugged Fang Yiai, and asked Fang Yiai to go to Fanyang quickly, it is said that Mrs. Lu wants her grandson to go crazy.

Looking at Lu Ziying's affectionate eyes, Fang Yiai shuddered coldly, these eyes were too sharp, if it weren't for a person with strong psychology, it was really possible to be moved by Lu Ziying. It's a pity that Fang Yiai knows Lu Ziying too well, this eldest cousin is so pretentious, then nothing good will happen. Sure enough, after Lu Ziying left, Haitang's letter arrived, and the letter mentioned that Mrs. Lu wanted to discuss with him about disaster relief food. This is a good idea, the grandfather is old, and he is still thinking about how to make money from the court, this food is a big project, if he can take this job, then the Lu family will have to make a fortune.

For Mrs. Lu's thoughts, Fang Yiai didn't think there was anything to do, it was a big deal to scatter the grain management rights of Hebei and Henan to the Lu family, as the saying goes, fertilizer and water do not flow into the fields of outsiders, so why should the Cui family be given benefits if they can let the Lu family take benefits. Although he had made up his mind in his heart, Fang Yiai didn't want to agree to his grandfather so easily, because he still wanted to use this matter to get benefits from his grandfather.

The body was moved, Li Xueyan finally breathed a sigh of relief, she glanced at Fang Yiai with a pair of beautiful eyes all day long, and the eyes were charming and subtle, which made Fang Yi's love panic.

Fang Yiai and Li Xueyan talked about these interesting things, Li Xueyan listened to them with relish, and laughed twice from time to time. The warm time is always short-lived, and the love of the house is not enjoyed for long, and this quiet life is broken. Qin Yong carried a cloth bag and walked in happily, and after throwing the cloth bag on the ground, Qin Yong smiled and said, "Young master, Ah Yong is convinced, don't say it, after guarding it for a few days, someone really ran to the morgue." ”

Li Xueyan frowned, her expression was disgusted, how could anyone still drill into the morgue in this world? Opening the cloth bag, an unlucky young man whined and shook his head, Fang Yiai pulled out the cloth ball in his mouth, and asked happily, "Brother, who asked you to come to the morgue to find out the news, don't be a tough guy with me, because the official didn't want to kill you at all, but thought of an interesting game last night." ”

The unlucky guy looked at Fang Yiai in a daze, and couldn't figure out what Fang Yiai wanted to do, "Lord Fang, the little one swears to the sky, there is really nothing bad about it." ”

"Shut up, do you have any bad intentions, I said it!" Fang Yiai looked at the unlucky man's collapse, and said impatiently, "Brother, have you heard of a hornet's nest, you said that if you shave your hair, and then smear honey on your head, and make a swarm of bees, what would it be like?" Hey, I'm really looking forward to it, it's just right today, there's a test product here? Snow goose, do you want to take a look, this guy will definitely scream very well in a while. ”

Li Xueyan smiled a little reluctantly, and she didn't know where this guy came from to do so many torture methods, "You can do it, I'm interested in taking a look, I haven't seen a bee crawling on a person's head." ”

Fang Yiai and Li Xueyan sang and harmonized, like a Northeast duo, and they didn't take the unlucky man seriously at all. Fang Yiai wanted to continue, but the guy couldn't stand it, thinking about the bee crawling on his head, he wanted to commit suicide, crying with a sad face, lowering his head, and the unlucky man said hesitantly, "Lord Fang, don't you, the little one can't say it?" ”

"Isn't this over, it's really a cheap bone, I have to let this official let me talk so much, say, what's your name, and who instructed you to come!"

"Back to the room, the small one's name is Sunan, and he usually relies on running around the door to get around (he specializes in stealing things from other people's houses), and the day before yesterday, Bai Zhutou found the small one and gave the small one ten times the money, and the small one was tempted to take this errand!"

"Yo he, I didn't expect you to be a thief who walks the streets, are you quite principled?" Fang Yiai smiled, this Sunan really has a stupid hat, and I don't want to think about it, where Qin Cha lives, can he come in casually at that time.

As soon as Sunan heard Fang Yiai praising him, he couldn't hold back for a while, and blew up with a big grin, "Lord Fang, don't look down on the small ones, the small ones are counted in this county, you can go and ask, who doesn't know that Sunan is famous for being trustworthy." ”

"Okay, say you're fat, you're still panting?" Fang Yiai kicked Sunan with tears and laughter, this bastard is thick-skinned enough, and he is at this point, and he doesn't forget to brag about it.

"Master Fang, the little one is not fat!" Sunan's expression was very sincere, not like a joke at all, Fang Yiai's eyes were a little straight, this wouldn't be missing a string in his head, he was too lazy to rub his mouth with Sunan, "Ah Yong, throw this guy into the firewood room!" ”

"Yes!" Sunan shouted a few injustices, and his mouth was blocked by rags, and after Qin Yong dragged Sunan away, Fang Yiai also stood up and walked outside the house, Li Xueyan suddenly grabbed Fang Yiai's sleeve, then could it be, "Fang Jun, what are you doing here?" ”

"Arrest people, didn't you hear Sunan say that Bai Zhengtang was caught earlier, can't I wait for him to escape?" Fang Yiai was very brave and handed me a look of reassurance that I am doing things, but this look was in Li Xueyan's eyes, and I didn't feel at ease. Fang Yiai led the two loyal servants plus Wen Luo, and the group of people killed the county government in a mighty way, and before they arrived at the county office, a personal guard turned out from the corner, "Major General, hurry up, the surname Bai has run away, Captain Qin Wu has already led people to chase after him." ”

React so quickly? Fang Yiai was stunned, is this Bai Zhengtang a mouse, he just caught someone, so he slipped away, "Where did people play?" ”

"Seongnam!" Knowing the direction, what are you waiting for, and it was too late to say hello to Huang Wei'an, a group of guards turned around and ran towards the south of the city. Fang Yiai and Wen Luo were riding horses, of course the speed was fast, out of the south of the city, they saw Qin Wu rushing to the west out of breath, hearing the sound of horses' hooves behind him, Qin Wu turned his head to look, and suddenly shouted with joy on his face, "Young master, hurry, Bai Zhengtang has just passed that post, don't let him run." ”

With Qin Wu's guidance, without Fang Yiai's words, Wen Luo and Tiandao galloped away, and Qin Wu followed behind and spread his feet to make a scene. Fang Yiai pursed his lips and scolded stupidly, these two feet can still outrun two horses? Fang Yiai was riding on a horse with Tie Jin waiting for news, when he suddenly heard a clear whistle in his ears, and then a woman in red appeared in front of the two.

"Master, this girl, isn't that the one you touched?" When Tie Jin looked at the woman in red, he couldn't help but be happy. Listening to Tie Jin's bastard words, the red clothes were even more ashamed and angry, and the eyes staring at Fang Yiai became even colder, "Bastard Fang Yiai, you hurry over and let your aunt stab you, otherwise this girl will make you regret it for the rest of your life." ”

"Tie Jin, did you hear me, this girl asked me to die!" Fang Yiai shrunk his neck in fear, and when Tie Jin heard Fang Yiai's words, he suddenly felt that the time to be a hero had come, and he shouted with his chest, "Master, look, Tie Jin will send this girl to your bed in a while!" ”

Damn, what a rough man, do you have such a talk, Fang Yiai is very distressed, his big loyal servant is too uneducated, it seems that he will have to teach him a lesson in the future. Listening to the words of the master and servant, Hongyi was so angry that he wanted to vomit blood.

The woman in red's kung fu is really good, but she happened to run into Tie Jin, who doesn't talk about routines in fighting, and strength is always an indispensable thing for immediate confrontation. After a while, the red clothes were a little unbearable, and they ran towards the way they came when they patted the horse's buttocks, and the iron spirit was addicted to fighting, so he would let the red clothes leave, so he turned the horse and chased after him.

Tie Jin ran away, Wen Luo and Tiandao went to chase Bai Zhengtang again, and now there was only one person left in his room on the entire dirt road. At this time, Fang Yiai suddenly felt that something was wrong, it wouldn't be a plan to divert the tiger from the mountain, just thinking about it, I heard a coquettish laughter from the east, Fang Yiai turned his head and looked, the whole eyeball was about to bulge out, isn't this the woman in red just now, how did Tie Jin chase people, he was dumped so quickly! Fang Yiai was not worried that something would happen to Tie Jin, if Tie Jin had an accident, this woman in red would not appear here so soon.

"You, what do you want to do, why don't you run for your life?" Fang Yiai pulled out the knife and threatened **, how could the red-clothed bird not bird Fang Yiai, "Bastard thing, dare to intimidate this girl, if you have the ability, you will come, if you admit defeat, who is a puppy!" ”

"That's okay, let's talk about it first, don't run!"

"Guts bandits, you ride such a good horse, are you afraid that I won't be able to run away?"

That's the same, it seems that no horse can outrun the black tiger, there is a spectrum in the heart, Fang Yiai rushed to the red clothes, this first hand, the red clothes were bluffed, this strength is too perverted, even more fierce than the barbarian just now. The red clothes are not stupid, and they are vigorously swordsmanship around Fang Yiai, which makes Fang Yiai a little impatient, this woman is wearing down someone's patience in his room. With a loud shout, Fang Yiai's love for Fang Yiai was a smooth split, and the red clothes quickly blocked it with his sword, and in an instant, Fang Yiai's bigfoot kicked the red-clothed horse's belly without warning. Rao is red-clothed and well-informed, and he has never seen such a shameless person, a man beats a woman, and he has to play tricks on other people's horses.

Under the pain of the horse, he jumped out with the red clothes and stopped for a long time, and the red clothes comforted his beloved horse, gritted his teeth and scolded, "Fang Yiai, you are really not a man, do you have any principles like you?" ”

"Principles?" Fang Yiai sneered, "You woman is big-chested and brainless, this is a life-and-death struggle, you talk to me about the principles, and when I take you down, it's not too late for this son to talk about the principles for you!" ”

"Shameless!" The red-clothed man held back these four words for a long time.

"Big breasts and no brains!" Fang Yi's love was easily returned.

"Fang Fang's beloved, you're not a man!" Hongyi was a little crying, he had never seen such a man when he was so old, and Hongyi felt that his outlook on life and values had been ruined by this man in this day.

Damn, can you bear the love of the house? Dare to say that he is not a man, "Bold, you shemale!" ”

Shemale? Red-clothed is such a big question mark, what is a ladyboy, although I don't understand, but just looking at Fang Yiai's expression, I know that this ladyboy must not be a good thing, red-clothed with a sword and said very unceremoniously, "You are a ladyboy, you have been a ladyboy all your life!" ”

I'm rubbing, this girl's learning ability is quite strong, and she learned the word shemale so quickly. Fang Yiai felt that it was not interesting to fight this mouth, so he held the Tang knife, and the black tiger rushed forward, and the red clothes were a little scared, and he had no intention of fighting, so he turned the horse's head and ran eastward.

"You woman, don't run away if you have the ability!" Fang Yiai was stunned, didn't he say that he wouldn't run away?

"You dead ladyboy, my aunt won't play with you anymore!" As soon as the red clothes said this, he lowered his head, and with a flick of his left hand, something flew over, and it was also thanks to Fang Yiai's quick reaction, otherwise it was really possible to be hit, looking at the small flying knife on the ground, Fang Yiai's face was dark, because he saw that the knife was still shining with a little blue light, and it was obvious that the knife was poisoned. is a ruthless woman, since it has reached this point, Fang Yiai must not let her leave safely. (To be continued.) )