Chapter 771: Zuo Ci plays Cao Cao
Cao Cao is definitely "not crying when he sees the coffin", even if he is the only one left now, even if he is fighting alone, Cao Cao will continue to the end. So Cao Cao deliberately embarrassed Zuo Cidao,
"There are so many people here, how can one fish be enough?"
Zuo Ci smiled trademarkly, and at the same time said the signature words again,
"What's so difficult?"
While speaking, he changed the bait again, sank the hook into the water, and after a while, dozens of big bass were fished out at once, and they were placed on the palace, all of which were more than three feet long, fresh and cute, Cao Cao asked people to come forward to verify, none of them were fake.
"Awesome!"
"O God-man!"
The counterfeiters have become brainless fans, just as the police have been persuaded to join the pyramid scheme.
However, there is still Cao Cao here who insists on his beliefs, and Cao Cao is still not giving up, so this time, without waiting for Zuo Ci to speak, Cao Cao took the initiative to say,
"Songjiang sea bass is delicious, but I heard that to cook Songjiang sea bass, you must have purple sprouts and ginger in Shu, which is really a pity."
Cao Cao believes that everything before was led by Zuo Ci's nose, and all of them were proposed by Zuo Ci, which shows that he is sure and prepared. And now, this time it was brought up by Cao Cao, do ordinary people want to get a gadget like ginger? Will you be prepared in advance? And it's ginger that only exists in Shu, can this really become out?
"What's so difficult, wait for me to get it for the prime minister, so as to complete the beauty of the sea bass." Zuo Ci said calmly.
Then, Zuo Ci asked someone to bring a golden basin. If it's a magic trick, it's going to be banging and turning over and over again. Showing Jean that this pot is just an ordinary pot and that there is nothing wrong with it. Then. Zuo Ci covered it with his sleeves, at this time. One more dubbing "change" would be perfect. Immediately, Zuo Ci took off his sleeves, and he was already full of purple sprouts and ginger.
"Good!"
"Beautiful!"
"Awesome!"
"Great Immortal!"
You say hide it on your body, hide it in your sleeve. It's enough to hide a piece, such a big pot, where can you hide it! At this moment, isn't it enough to prove that this Zuo Ci is a fairy-like figure, and he is not one of those charlatans outside at all! At this time. Not to mention others, even Cao Cao, who has been holding on to the end, can't find something to say.
Seeing this, Zuo Ci also knew that his goal today had been achieved. However, now, it is only for Cao Cao and others to believe it, and it is far from deterrence. In fact, according to Guo Jia's plan, it is okay to get here, Guo Jia never intended to stimulate Cao Cao. He only wants a stability. But Zuo Ci is a man of temperament, everything before was just for Guo Jia, and now. Zuo Ci couldn't help but want to tease Cao Cao for his own sake.
So, Zuo Ci took the jade cup on the table. Pouring a full bottle of wine, he said to Cao Cao.
"The prime minister can drink this wine and live for a thousand years."
Cao Cao listened. Suddenly I was furious in my heart, okay, you Zuo Ci, are you going to poison him Cao Cao?! You Zuo Ci can increase your life span for a thousand years with just a glass of wine, and it is estimated that everyone in the world will be immortal. I thought I had deceived people, made people believe in their tricks, and immediately offered poisoned wine, are you Zuo Ci too confident, or are you too naïve? Or do you think that if you spend a long time, others will see through your tricks?!
And in the face of Zuo Ci's toast, Cao Cao did not directly refuse, but said,
"Drink it yourself."
When Ji Ping poisoned Cao Cao, Cao Cao just asked Ji Ping to drink it first, something you don't dare to drink yourself, do you still want to give it to others to drink!
As a result, Zuo Ci didn't care at all, as if he had expected Cao Cao to be like this. I saw Zuo Ci pull out the hosta on the crown on his head, stretched out his hand and stroked it in the cup, and then, the wine in the cup was divided into two halves, which were clearly distinguishable and incompatible. Zuo Ci drank half of it himself, and then handed the remaining half to Cao Cao.
Cao Cao may not have heard the story of Snow White, but at this time, it would be strange if he dared to drink it! Zuo Ci used such a method, it was absolutely very easy to do something in his half of the wine, but it was not that Zuo Ci could win Cao Cao's trust after drinking half of it. Especially Zuo Ci still drank like this, not only could not be trusted, but it made Cao Cao even more uneasy.
Cao Cao's face was gloomy and uncertain, and he didn't reach out to pick up the wine. Seeing this, Zuo Ci still didn't care, since Cao Cao didn't drink it, then he drank it himself. So in front of everyone, he drank the half of the wine that should have been given to Cao Cao.
In an instant, Cao Cao was furious, Zuo Ci was clearly teasing him! In front of so many people, he Cao Cao is like a clown!
As a result, Cao Cao didn't have time to react. I saw Zuo Ci suddenly throw the wine glass high. The cup turned into a white dove in the air and flew around the temple. All the people at the scene looked up to see this strange scene, and after a long time, the cup finally fell again, and everyone realized that Zuo Ci had disappeared.
Left and right ignored the report, saying that Zuo Ci had just left the Prime Minister's Mansion.
Cao Cao's face darkened, gritted his teeth and was furious,
"Chase! Such a demon must be destroyed! Otherwise, it will be harmful. ”
So, Cao Cao asked Xu Chu to personally take three hundred ironclad troops to hunt down Zuo Ci, whether he lived or died! What if you can do tricks again? Can it still be an opponent of the army?!
Xu Chu led his troops on the horse, inquired along the road, and chased him until he reached the gate of the city, and finally saw Zuo Ci wearing clogs, walking slowly in front and walking slowly. Xu Chu couldn't be surprised at this time, how could this guy run so fast, how long had it been, and he actually ran to the gate of the city. Xu Chu immediately flew a horse to chase after him, but as a result, Zuo Ci was obviously strolling slowly in front, Xu Chu rode a fast horse, but he never caught up with anyone!
chased until a mountain, there was a shepherd boy, driving a flock of sheep, Xu Chu watched Zuo Ci turn into a sheep and blend into the flock. Of course, such a miraculous thing made Xu Chu wonder if he was dazzled. Although he could kill all the sheep here, it was impossible for Xu Chu to bring a bunch of mutton back to Cao Cao and confess that he had killed Zuo Ci.
Therefore, in order to confirm whether Zuo Ci really became a sheep and mixed in the flock, Xu Chu immediately asked the shepherd boy to count the sheep. As a result, when the shepherd boy counted, hey, there was really one more. At this time, Cao Cao's words came from behind, saying that Zuo Ci didn't have to be afraid, Cao Cao just asked Zuo Ci to go back and continue drinking, not to harm him. Then a sheep came out of the flock, and said, "Do you think I am?" ”
Good fellow, it must be him! The crowd was about to take the sheep away, when all the other sheep said, "Do you think I am?" In this way, Xu Chu and the others can still distinguish clearly. Later, in order to arrest Zuo Ci, Cao Cao painted a portrait of Zuo Ci, which was wanted all over the country, but for a while, the same people were everywhere, and no one could tell which one was Zuo Ci. Later, someone said that he saw Zuo Ci and killed him to present it to Cao Cao, Cao Cao was overjoyed, but when the body arrived, it was a bundle of thatch.
In this way, Cao Cao finally understood that he had no way to take Zuo Ci at all, so he also withdrew the wanted notice. First, I don't want to waste manpower and material resources; Second, if Zuo Ci is really provoked, and Zuo Ci wants to kill him Cao Cao, it is estimated that it will be easy. (To be continued......)