Chapter 297: Farce
The incident of Yanzidang in Yushan County has happened for four days, but there has been no movement in these four days, and now the Yangzhou camp is under the control of Zuo Wuwei, Xiang Shuo led a group of people to constantly inspect the various camps, but something strange is that Xiang Shuo is also followed by a man wearing the armor of the East Palace guard.
"Captain Xue, how are you feeling lately, my young general is looking at you differently!" Xiang Shuo smiled thoughtfully as he spoke, he had a very accurate grasp of Fang Yiai's thoughts, and he also felt that this Xue Rengui was a rare talent, if he could be pulled into Zuo Wuwei, then Zuo Wuwei would have to add another general's talent in the future.
Xue Rengui is not a fool, during this time, Fang Yiai has made him follow Xiang Shuo a lot, not to mention anything else, Zuo Wuwei's fighting methods and training methods are not available in other families, and in the same way, these things are not allowed to be passed on. Xue Rengui understood that since he had seen so many things, Xiang Shuo would definitely find ways to keep him in Zuo Wuwei, otherwise, Xiang Shuo would not be a qualified general. Xue Rengui has been waiting for this day for a long time, but he didn't expect Xiang Shuo to say this until today, Xue Rengui arched his hand and said, "General Xiang, Xue Li is not the kind of person who doesn't know what to do, but His Highness is there!" ”
"Good brother, don't talk about this, it's enough to have your words, and the major general will find a way to do the rest!" Xiang Shuo saw that Xue Rengui agreed, so he laughed and pulled Xue Rengui to the big tent, as for the matter of asking for people, he was not worried at all, with the thick skin of the general, he could definitely ask people to come over.
Dujiawan has a clear sky today, and Fang Yiai rarely comes out to relax his muscles, singing humming and hey, dancing and twisting his hips, all the women can't help but run back to the tent when they see Fang Yiai's embarrassing appearance, but there are many left-hand soldiers who have no face and no skin to learn.
"Shake left, shake right, twist your neck, twist your buttocks, jump, youth will not get old!"
"One-two-three-four, two-two-three-four, change your posture and do it again!"
Crazy Fang Yiai, shameless Zuo Wuwei, this is Cheng Ling'er's evaluation of this group of people outside, but a group of big men crooked their necks and hips like a girl. Begonia covered her face with a pair of big eyes and kept blinking, what are these two sons dancing, they really won't get old if they dance? As if answering Begonia, Wen Luo stretched his waist and walked out of the big tent, "This girl go and try it, see if Fang Yiai's hip twisting dance doesn't work!" ”
"Luo'er, you come back to me, do you believe this?" Wen Qi beckoned to Wen Luo with a smile and a smile, this girl even believes this, the second son has no face and no skin, what does this Wen Luo look like a big girl standing there and jumping around?
"Fang Jun, stop me, what the hell are you doing?" As soon as Li Chengqian arrived at Dujiawan, he saw a group of people dancing from a distance, at first he thought that Zuo Wuwei's men couldn't bear the loneliness, and violated military regulations to find a dancer, this took a closer look, Li Chengqian almost didn't stare out of his eyes, this dignified Major General Zuo Wuwei actually led a group of soldiers to dance shamelessly, the most angry thing for Li Chengqian was that he was still shouting slogans, Li Chengqian scolded Fang Yiai with his head and face, "Fang Jun, you come over to me, what the hell, it's two, two, three, four, come again, should you sharpen a kitchen knife?" ”
The corners of Fang Yiai's mouth twitched, hey, another lonely and unheard of guy, and the prince, Fang Yiai made a gesture to collect the merit, and waved his hand in a master's style. Li Chengqian angry? Well, let's not be angry, we're a modern person, and we don't bother with this kind of old antique.
"Brother Prince, is it coming very quickly?" Fang Yiai arched his hand and put on a smile that he thought was very sweet, but unfortunately Li Chengqian ignored it directly, Li Chengqian waved his hand impatiently and pulled Fang Yiai to drill into the big tent, and Li Chengqian was stunned as soon as he entered the big tent.
"See His Royal Highness the Crown Prince, His Highness is blessed!"
"Excuse me!" Li Chengqian said indifferently, and then began to count carefully, after counting, Li Chengqian's forehead became two more black lines, this Fang Jun is really romantic enough, and he has to be bold, how long has it been since there were three more women. Li Chengqian felt the need to talk to Fang Yi's hobby, he glared at Cheng Ling'er and said, "You guys go out first, I'll talk to Fang Jun about something!" ”
"What's the big deal, it's still mysterious!" Cheng Ling'er is not a master to be messed with, Li Chengqian dared to glare at her, Cheng Ling'er stared back directly without fear, although she was not interested in Li Chengqian, but Cheng Ling'er still led a group of women to leave the big tent, but as soon as the big tent Cheng Ling'er pulled the women to hide next to her and eavesdropped, the guards of the East Palace guarding the door wanted to drive this group of women away, but when they saw Cheng Ling'er's murderous eyes, they didn't dare to say anything, which angered Cheng Fairy's daughter, and she had to shed her skin if she didn't die.
"Brother Prince, what the hell are you doing, what are you talking about, and you are still so mysterious?" Fang Yiai is inexplicable, which one is this Li Chengqian singing?
"Fang Jun, ask you, can you stand it?"
"What do you mean?" Fang Yiai really didn't understand what Li Chengqian meant by this.
"You don't understand? Fang Jun, let me ask you, do you have me, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince, in your eyes? It's only been a long time, and you've found three more women, have you taken my parental pleasure to heart? "Li Chengqian is really angry, no matter how he says that Li Chengqian is also the prince of the dynasty, this Fang Jun can't give him some face, he is staring at the back, Fang Jun still dares to find a woman, if he doesn't say something, how can he still have the face to see his poor sister after going back.
"Brother Prince, what are you talking about, Changle is my family, not yours!" As soon as Li Chengqian's words came out, Fang Yiai was unwilling, this is really the emperor is not in a hurry, the eunuch is in a hurry, Changle hasn't said anything, this Li Chengqian is verbose first.
"Fang Jun, get out of here, my family hasn't married you yet!" Li Chengqian was almost choked to death by Fang's words, why is this guy so shameless.
"Hehe, isn't it sooner or later? Brother Prince, your face is a little wrong! Fang Yiai suddenly stopped smiling, squatted down and kept looking, seeing that Li Chengqian's whole body had goosebumps, Li Chengqian shrank his neck back, and asked suspiciously, "Is there really a problem?" ”
"Brother Prince, you are Fang's eldest brother, how dare I lie to you, if I dare to lie to you, my wife will have your son's surname!" Fang Yiai said very seriously, and he was left to swear a poisonous oath, Li Chengqian was confused by Fang Yiai for a while, and he heard it in a fog, he said impatiently, "Okay, don't talk nonsense, you can tell me, what's wrong with my face!" ”
"Well, Brother Prince, look at your ruddy face and a faint green light in your eyes, this kind of scene is really bad!"
"What's the wrong way?" Li Chengqian's hands were like chicken feet, constantly scratching around.
"Hey, after my years of experience, Brother Prince, you are obviously a sign of spring!" After Fang Yiai finished speaking, he jumped five steps away.
"Spring?" Li Chengqian raised his eyes, slapped the table and yelled, "Come on, come on, throw Fang Jun into the lake for me to feed Wang Ba!" ”
Listening to Li Chengqian's roar, several women who listened to the gossip outside the tent laughed out loud without conscience, listening to the unbridled laughter of the women, several East Palace guards were so blushing and thick in their necks, this general was too bold to make such a joke with His Royal Highness the Prince, but if they really wanted to arrest people, they didn't dare, as long as they dared to do it, it would definitely not be Fang Yiai. The guards thought for a while before they said angrily, "Your Highness, there is no king in this lake!" ”
"Ahaha, Brother Prince, I heard that there is no king in the lake!" As soon as he heard the guard's answer, Fang Yiai almost laughed and cramped, this guy is so talented, and this reason can be found. When Li Chengqian heard Fang Yiai's words, he unconsciously laughed angrily, what is this called? Li Chengqian waved his hand and said very untemperedly, "Okay, why don't you take me to see the treasure?" ”
"Okay, let's go!" Fang Yiai covered his mouth and happily walked out of the big tent, as soon as he came out, he saw those female gossipers, Fang Yiai spread his hands and said heartlessly, "A few female donors, Lao Wei just had an epiphany yesterday, I wonder how many female donors are interested in talking with Lao Gu at night?" ”
"Get out!" Cheng Ling'er took a sip, then turned around and left, this shameless fake monk, who is still studying Buddhism, is studying on the bed. Cheng Ling'er left, and the other women didn't have the face to stay any longer, and if they stayed any longer, they didn't know what Fang Yiai could say.
"All gone?" Li Chengqian was trying to educate those women as soon as he came out of the account, but he couldn't find anyone, and he didn't have to think about it to know that Fang Jun had fooled people away. Li Chengqian is too unwilling, this Fang Jun is really lacking in morality, and he will be funny after watching the excitement.
"Hehe, that's, otherwise I'm still waiting for the prince to go crazy!"
Li Chengqian snorted, pointed to Fang Yiai's big bald head and scolded with a smile, "Fang Jun, don't be complacent too early, think about how to convince those old men, just your bald head, you will definitely be killed by ginseng!" ”
"Is it that serious?" Fang Yiai touched his bald head, and he was really a little weak.
"If you don't believe it, wait and see, it's not me who scares you, the first person to stand up and join you is your teacher, Mr. Kong!" Li Chengqian smiled, it seems that this kid also has a time to worry, but think about it, in the face of that group of old masters, he can't beat and scold, so he can only swallow his anger. This hall is full of civil and military affairs, and that guy Cheng Biting Jin dares to quarrel with the imperial historians, as for Fang Yiai, don't even think about it.
Li Chengqian also thought about how to help Fang bequeath, but after thinking for a long time, there was no good way, in the face of those old masters who quoted scriptures, he Li Chengqian only had to listen, and then I was afraid that Li Gang would also participate in a book, Li Chengqian didn't want this teacher to go crazy. This Li Gang is initiating a surge, then Li Chengqian will be unlucky, Li Chengqian is not less oppressed by Li Gang in the East Palace.
(To be continued)