Chapter 367: Call Me Fahai
"Amitabha! The poor monk came from the Eastern Tu Han Dynasty, ready to go to the West Tianda Lei Yin Temple to obtain the true scriptures, passing through the noble land, I don't know if I can enjoy some mountain and sea delicacies, oh no, it is leftovers...... This female benefactor, please show a little respect, the poor monk is a monk, not close to women. Oh, I almost forgot to introduce myself, the poor monk is from Jinshan Temple, and his law name is Fahai! ”
Guo Jia rode the "White Dragon Horse" and walked swaggeringly on the official road, which is what he called the big hidden in the city.
"Cut!" Tang Ji next to him secretly snorted, if Guo Jia can be called a monk like this, it is simply insulting the profession of monk!
"Husband, look, this monk is so stupid!" Tang Ji said deliberately.
Dressed in men's clothes, Diao Chan, who is Tang Ji's "husband", can only smile wryly,
"It's okay, it's okay."
How could Diao Chan say bad things about Guo Jia.
"It's not good to pretend to be anything, but pretend to be a monk." Cao Xi couldn't help muttering to herself, it's not that she can't understand Guo Jia's hidden behavior in the city for the sake of safety, Cao Xi can't accept it, Guo Jia actually cut her hair, and she really shaved her hair? !
That's right, why Guo Jia is such a fake monk can not be discovered, not only is it the reason why Yu Ban attracted all the attention, but others would never have imagined that this bald monk would be Guo Jia's pretend!
The body is skinned, and it is received by its parents. The ancients could not cut their hair at will, so women had long hair, men also had long hair, and generally people with short hair were criminals. Hair was absolutely very important to the ancients, especially to the scholars. Otherwise, Cao Cao would not have had the statement of cutting his hair as a substitute.
Therefore. Guo Jia is now directly shaved bald, and people who don't know him have seen it. It is absolutely impossible to contact Guo Jia. Even if you know someone, as long as you don't know it too well. I guess it's just that they look alike. Who can confirm that this is Guo Jia?
Coupled with the vigorous promotion of Buddhism by the local people in Xuzhou, there are monks everywhere. Moreover, in troubled times, there are many people who try to escape the war, and there are some people who can't afford to eat, and there are definitely not a few who become monks. Especially a handsome young monk like Guo Jia is even more liked by some rich families.
Who knows how many of them are shady, inappropriate for children, and evil. Of course. In this era when people are generally judged by their appearance, even if there is no such thing, beautiful monks are obviously more popular. Many people look for monks just to do things, you yourself look vicious, how can you make others believe that you can dispel evil spirits, right? You must know that Tang Seng is a very handsome guy!
Therefore, Guo Jia's role now is to be specially invited by the wealthy Li Yuanwai (Tang Mao) to move them to a new home. Go to Jizhou and do things.
Diao Chan and Tang Ji are newlywed Yan'er, Cao Xi is a sister in the family, Xiao Fool is a maid, and Dian Wei is a guard. A very common and reasonable combination. made Guo Jia and his entourage unimpeded along the way.
"What a pull-pull-pull! Does the point of caution affect the line? Even if I won't be recognized, I don't want people to mistake me for a flower monk who can hook up at will, isn't this ruining the reputation of the little monk! Guo Jia said with his hands folded.
Cao Xi pursed his lips. Unceremoniously said,
"You're so ugly now. I'm wondering when your hair will grow back! ”
Guo Jia was speechless for a while, and sure enough, the aesthetics of each era are different. If you change to modern times. The girl may touch his bald head and praise "so cute"!
However, when Tang Seng travels westward, he will be chased by the bewitching female goblins and female kings along the way, and they are forced to marry others. How did he come to Guo Jia and become ugly? The gap between people can't be so big.
"Heh, Shuangfei Guo Jia, non-Guan Zhong, non-Le Yi, it's really unusual." Tang Mao smiled behind him, "In the past, Han Xin was able to endure the humiliation of his crotch, and now Guo Jia can suffer from shaving." Maybe this is another Hanshin. ”
Of course, Tang Mao definitely doesn't have any derogatory meaning of cursing, just like Li Bai praised Yang Guifei for Zhao Feiyan, if you insist on taking the situation that Zhao Feiyan bewitched the emperor and finally died well, then there is no way. This is called the sin of desire, and there is no excuse for it. A lot of times that's how the literal hell comes about.
However, Tang Mao's joke now may not be fulfilled in the future!
Of course, at this time, the people next to him could hear that Tang Mao was praising Guo Jia's eclectic style.
"Hmph, it's just a sinister and cunning villain. Father, how can you compare him to Han Shin! Tang Ji said angrily.
Tang Mao couldn't help but smile and asked,
"I've never heard you say that when I'm at home before, why is it completely different when I come out?"
When she was at home, although Tang Ji didn't always say good things about Guo Jia, she definitely didn't say anything bad about Guo Jia, and maybe out of gratitude, every move looked like she was thinking about Guo Jia. But now, as soon as he came out, he really faced Guo Jia, and there was not a good word in his mouth all day long, Guo Jia was either bad here, or wrong there, not like words here, or not like there.
Tang Mao now finally intuitively feels what kind of state his daughter Tang Ji has been living with Guo Jia in the past few years. This is simply the legendary happy enemy!
"Some people are out of sight and out of mind!" Tang Ji muttered back.
outside
"Brother Guo." Dian Wei opened his mouth and shouted.
"Ahem, call me Fahai!" Guo Jia corrected, "I don't know what happened to the donor? ”
Dian Wei pouted speechlessly, not only him, but many other people always felt that Guo Jia was too involved in the play, and when there was no one, he had to continue acting, which often made everyone very unaccustomed.
Of course, in Guo Jia's eyes, this is different, if you insist on it in private, you will not make mistakes at the critical moment, this is for the sake of prudence. Well, maybe Guo Jia also feels that this kind of cosplay is very interesting, how can you experience it in normal times.
"Master Fahai, if we continue like this, we will soon be near Xiaopei. Do you really want to pass through Xiaopei? Dian Wei couldn't help but ask.
Listening to Dian Wei's words, Guo Jia's eyelids couldn't help jumping, and he suddenly had an inexplicable bad feeling. I remember that when I was still in Jingzhou, Dian Wei asked if the scriptures did not pass through Jiangxia, Guo Jia said "no", and was attacked in the middle.
How similar this situation is to that time! So, how should Guo Jia choose? Do you choose to pass through Xiaopei, an important border town in Xuzhou? Or a detour from somewhere else?
Guo Jia thought about it carefully, and now he has only three options: first, go up along the river, then pass through Xiaopei; Second, crossing the river, it is completely from the inside of Xuzhou, perhaps the most dangerous place is also the safest place, passing through the interior of Xuzhou should not be discovered, but if you continue to go north like that, you will go to the route where Xi Zhicai picks up Cao Song, Guo Jia doesn't want to go to meet with Xi Zhicai? (To be continued.) )