Chapter 3 No paper is used in the thatched house

After returning to his yard, the Lu family pressed Fang Xuanling on the stool, Fang Xuanling was not young, and he couldn't stand it a little when he sat on this low stool. But his wife let herself sit on the stool, and Fang Xuanling had to say complainingly: "Madam, you can just say it directly, why make it so formal." ”

"Why, old thing, you can't stand this, why didn't I see you crying pain when I beat Jun'er before. You just bear with it for a while, I'll tell you something, I plan to let Linglong follow Jun'er, Jun'er has been jumping up and down all day, I'm really not at ease, there is someone looking at him, I'm also relieved" Lu Shi said with some concern.

"Well, madam, you can arrange this matter, Linglong, this girl is very smart and knowledgeable, I believe that with her, Jun'er should be much more honest. But madam, you have to keep an eye on it, don't let Jun'er mess around, Linglong, this girl is too beautiful" Fang Xuanling also thinks that it is better to have someone to look at, let Fang Jun make trouble alone, this time it is to go to the house to uncover the tiles, and I don't know what to do next time.

"Okay, you old thing just don't worry about Jun'er, is Jun'er so unbearable?" Lu poked Fang Xuanling's head, but Lu was also a little worried, he knew his own species, and with the surname of that bastard boy, he didn't know what would happen. Lu Shi thought about it and it was better to tell Linglong, so he shouted outside: "Fang De, you go and call Linglong over!" ”

"Yes, madam, wait a while, I'll go and shout Linglong!"

After a while, Linglong walked in, and saw a beautiful woman standing in the room, with eyebrows like Yuandai, thin lips, and skin as white as jade, about sixteen or seventeen years old, it was the cardamom years of a woman, and with a pink gauze dress, a beautiful woman.

"Madam, is there anything you are looking for Linglong?" Linglong saluted the Lu clan with a faint smile on her face.

Lu Shi took Linglong's hand and said with a smile: "Okay, girl, don't be so restrained, I plan to let you follow the second young master in the future, what do you think?" ”

Linglong knew that it was already very good for Madame to be able to ask for her own opinions, how could she have the right to choose her own future as a maid, so Linglong nodded very knowingly, "Madam, it is Linglong's blessing to be able to serve the second young master!" ”

"Girl, I asked you to follow the second young master, but I didn't want you to serve him, I wanted you to help me watch the second young master. You also know the second young master's personality, he didn't open the house for three days, and this kind of thing happened this time, but fortunately there was no big problem. So I want you to take care of the second young master for me, and take care of him for me by the way, if he dares not to listen to you, you can come and tell me, see how I clean up this stinky boy" Lu Shi took Linglong's hand kindly, she simply regarded Linglong as her own daughter. Over the years, Linglong has become more and more delicate, and it has reached the age of marriage, for Linglong's marriage, the Lu family has not bothered much. But Linglong said that she would not marry, and would rather be a maid for the rest of her life than leave the house. Lu knew that Linglong was grateful, a mouthful of rice back then actually raised such an outstanding girl, Lu was worried and happy, worried about Linglong's marriage, happy that this girl was very good, proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. Lu hopes that his bastard boy can also get some exquisite fairy energy, and stop being so bastard.

"What? Madam, you go and let me take care of the second young master, will the second young master listen to me? Linglong asked this very unconfidently, the second young master's surname is famous, and he can do everything, although the second young master treats his subordinates very well, but this does not change Linglong's bad impression of the second young master.

Lu Shi also understood that his reputation as a bastard boy was not very good, and he was also embarrassed and said, "Linglong, don't worry, I'll call that kid over in a while, I will tell him about it, if he dares to disobey you in the future, you can tell me, see that I don't break his legs." ”

Although what Lu said was loud, but Linglong didn't think so, who didn't know that his wife was a well-known calf protector, and if anyone dared to touch a single hair of the second young master, his wife would dare to fight with others, would such a mother break her son's leg? But Linglong still nodded, "Madam, I listen to you, I'll go to the second young master's courtyard now." After Linglong said this, she also felt a little sad for the second young master, the second young master of the dignified house, there was no one in the courtyard to serve.

Fang Yiai was looking at the thatched paper in his hand and felt distressed, he had to use paper to go to the thatched house to poop, but he only found these few pieces of thatched paper after searching all over the house. This thatched paper is not as good as the burning paper used by the dead in later generations, and it is like a knife to use. Before Fang Yiai could make a decision, she saw Fang De walk in and said with a smile: "Second young master, Madam called you over, it seems that there is something important." ”

Hearing this, Fang Yiai couldn't help it, it was better to hurt his butt than to pull the crotch of his pants, so Fang Yiai hurriedly said: "Uncle De, you wait a while, I'll go with you when I go up and down the hut." After saying that, Fang Yiai raised a few pieces of broken paper in his hand and ran out in a hurry, seeing Fang Yiai running into the thatched house, Fang De thought: "This second young master, the last thatched house is still holding back, no, why did he take the paper into the thatched house, does the second young master want to wipe his butt with paper?" Thinking of this, Fang De's cold sweat came out, if the old man knew about it, then he wouldn't beat the second young master to death.

Fang Yiai quickly walked out of the thatched house refreshed, of course, the few pieces of broken paper were gone, Fang De smashed his eyes and asked, "Second young master, what about those pieces of paper just now?" ”

"Uncle De, of course it's used to wipe your buttocks, why are you asking this?" Fang Yiai replied as a matter of course. Listening to Fang Yiai's words, Fang De was stunned for a moment, and sure enough, the powerful second young master was crazy again, and Fang De hurriedly whispered: "Second young master, those papers are what the master asked you to use to practice calligraphy, not for you to go to the thatched house." ”

"Uncle De, can't you wipe your ass with those papers? So what do I use to go to the hut? Fang Yiai was speechless, he felt a little embarrassed about the broken paper, Fang De actually said that those papers could not be wasted, Fang Yiai really couldn't think of what should be used to solve the problem of the thatched house, is it a lump of soil?

Fang De felt that he was a little nervous, but he was relieved to think that the second young master was now amnesia, and took out something from the thatched house and introduced it seriously, "Second young master, this is called a side chip, and it is used to go to the thatched house." Fang Yiai suspiciously took the side chip over and looked at it carefully, and suddenly his face turned black, this is a bamboo piece, use this to wipe the butt, the butt must not draw a few scars, and the most important thing is that this thing can be wiped clean? But thinking that it is now the Tang Dynasty, Fang Yiai is stupid, Fang Yiai feels that he is a tragedy, let himself be a modern person to wipe his butt with bamboo chips, then he can stand it, otherwise his ass will suffer.

followed Fang De to his father's yard, and when he entered the house, he saw Lu sitting on the bed, and there was a sixteen or seventeen-year-old beautiful woman standing next to him, and his father was sitting on a low stool depressed. Fang Yiai looked at the small stool, which was not comfortable standing on it, Fang Yiai was very kind and helped Fang Xuanling up, with a strange look on his face, "Father, you are not young, you don't know how to cherish yourself, you don't hurt your waist when you sit on this small stool!" ”

Fang Xuanling's performance made Fang Xuanling very happy, and if he had a son, the Lu family would not be able to let Fang Xuanling suffer anymore, "Old thing, why are you still standing, sit on the bed!" ”。 Fang Xuanling saw that the Lu family did not object, and sat on the bed with his old waist in his arms, and made a look at Fang Yiai I am optimistic about you. Fang Yiai is a little dizzy now, what the hell is going on?

"Jun'er, this is Linglong, she will follow you in the future, you remember to listen to Linglong's words in the future, if you dare to mess around, be careful to let your father clean you up for your mother" Lu Shi pulled Linglong and said with a smile to Fang Yiai, Fang Yiai smashed it and looked at Linglong carefully, such a beautiful beauty will be his maid in the future. Fang Yiai is happy and depressed in his heart, happy that there is a beautiful maid, and depressed that this maid is responsible for supervising himself, to put it bluntly, Linglong is the spokesperson of the Lu family, and it seems that he will have a bad time in the future.

"Mother, look at what you said, I have already decided to change my past wrongs, and I will not do that kind of stupid thing again" Fang Yiai very much hopes that the Lu family can take back his life, compared to beauty, freedom is more important. But the will of the Lu family is irreresistible, in this house, the words of the Lu family are absolute authority, and even the prime minister of the Tang Dynasty must surrender.

Fang Yiai finally obediently led Linglong back to his West Cross Courtyard, and after returning to the house, Fang Yiai originally wanted Linglong to sit down first, but after looking around, he didn't find a chair. Fang Yiai scratched his head and asked Linglong who was standing, "Linglong, why don't I even have a chair in the room, what the hell is going on?" ”

Linglong heard it inexplicably, what kind of chair, Linglong didn't understand this second young master, even Linglong, who had always been knowledgeable and talented, was stumped by this question, so she had to frown her eyebrows and asked, "Second young master, what is a chair?" ”

I almost fainted at this time, what is the situation, is there no chair in the backward Tang Dynasty? Fang Yiai walked back and forth in the house anxiously, this Tang Dynasty thatched house was already a headache, and now there was no chair, now he understood why his father was so painful just now, it turned out that he was not willing to sit on the love stool, there was really nothing else to sit on, after thinking about it carefully, Fang Yiai asked uncertainly: "Linglong, the chair can make people sit, about three feet high, isn't it?" ”

"Second Young Master, do you have such a thing? I haven't seen a chair in my house for so long, are you mistaken? "Linglong is at a loss for eyebrows, this second young master is really strange, this amnesia shouldn't be forgotten so thoroughly, I don't even know what I usually sit on. After listening to Linglong's words, Fang Yiai was desperate, so he had to wave his hand at Linglong, "Linglong, then you can sit on the bed first!" ”

"Huh? Second young master, you let me sit on the bed? Madame said she wouldn't let you mess around" The delicate white little face became red, and even the tone of her voice became a little angry. Linglong is very depressed, this second young master is too anxious, he dares to say such things in the middle of the day. Fang Yiai scratched his head and thought for a long time before he understood that Linglong had misunderstood what he meant, Fang Yiai opened his bull's eyes and smiled bitterly: "Linglong, what are you thinking, I just think you are too tired to stand, so I asked you to sit on the bed, where do you think." Linglong, am I not like a good person? ”

Linglong's eyebrows rolled, and he looked carefully at the second young master in front of him, to be honest, the second young master was healthy, burly, and had a decent face, he really didn't look like a bad person, and then listened to the second young master's explanation. Linglong covered her small mouth and laughed: "Second Young Master, it's not right to be Linglong, but how can I sit as a subordinate?" ”

"Okay, Linglong, there are not so many rules in my West Cross Courtyard, rest when you are tired, eat when you are hungry, drink water when you are thirsty, you can do whatever you want. I'm a healthy person, how can I serve you, sit down quickly, I still have something to ask you! After saying that, Fang Yiai didn't care what Linglong's reaction was, and directly pressed the beauty on the bed. Seeing the second young master treating her maid like this, Linglong's heart was sweet, maybe it would be good to serve the second young master.

"Linglong, let me ask you, are you sure you haven't seen a chair?" Fang Yiai sat down on the table with a grin, knocked on Erlang's leg and asked.

"Second Young Master, I can tell you very clearly, not only does Fang Mansion not have that chair, but even the entire Datang can't find a chair," Linglong said with certainty, although she didn't understand why the Second Young Master asked these questions.

Fang Yiai clapped his palms, it seems that he has to be self-reliant again, this has no chair and can only be built by himself, the first thing is to make a recliner for his father. Seeing his father sitting on a low stool, Fang Yiai felt a kind of discomfort in his heart. Fang Yiai thought about it, took Linglong's little hand and walked out, Linglong was grabbed by the second young master, and there was a strange feeling in his heart, his face was red like a big apple, which made people want to rush up and take a bite when they saw it. But now Fang Yiai was thinking about the problem of the chair, and he didn't notice Linglong's expression at all, and after pulling Linglong outside the courtyard to find Fang De, Fang Yiai said hurriedly: "Uncle De, please do something, help me get some big bamboo pieces and small bamboo pieces back, and ah, get me some tools that the carpenter has." ”

Fang De was confused for a while, what did this magical second young master want to do, but he still nodded and agreed.;