Shit, dog, your sister, Lao Tzu's name is Zhao Tianchang, what a tattered name, Lao Tzu protested, hearing this name, Zhao Tianchang almost collapsed, and kept screaming and scolding in his mouth, but in the ears of these people, there was just a cry.

According to some ancient customs at that time, giving children some ugly nicknames for the time being was in the hope that they could live a better life. It turns out that they think that the more expensive a person is, the cheaper his life is, and they have a good name, but they are afraid that Lord Yama will not want to, and they will hook their lives from the book of life and death, and a cheap name will not be noticed by Lord Yama, which can make their children grow up healthily, so in ancient times, when many people named their children, they were called pig babies, dog leftovers, dog eggs or something... Even in modern life in the 21st century, there are still places where children are temporarily given an uncivilized name when they are born.

"Master, this name is too indecent, the little master doesn't seem to like it, you see the little master crying more fiercely."

"Today, the child was born for a few hours, the scorching sun is on the head during the day, and it becomes a downpour at night, so it is better to call it Zhao Yu (yu), Yu and rain have the same sound, and there is fire, Yu means to shine, just call this, listen loud."

When he heard that the old guy had finally corrected a name with a human taste, Zhao Tianchang couldn't help but think in his heart: Uh, this name is good, and it still has a bit of taste, so he better shut up quickly, don't talk at will, so that he doesn't think that he is unwilling to change to other crappy names and it will be over.

"Young Master Yu, this name is so nice." Xia Ying hurriedly hugged Yu Gongzi to me, Zhao Tianchang only heard that as soon as the other maid finished speaking, he snatched himself from the hand of this maid named Xia Ying, and before he could reflect, a pair of slender little hands attacked the baby in his lower body, "Ah, what about the handle, it's really a child." ”

Protest, serious protest, you two dead Nizi dare to touch Lao Tzu's most important part at will, and when Lao Tzu grows up, you must look good, a group of stinky women, although Young Master Ben is now a baby body, and the tools of crime cannot be used, but you are teasing like this, Young Master Ben's mood is unbearable, and who can understand the nameless fire in his heart.

It didn't matter if Zhao Tianchang shouted, he was once again thought to be crying, "Oh, Qiu Ying, you see that you are crying little master again, hurry up and let me hug it." ”

Shit, Lao Tzu is not crying, Lao Tzu is just protesting... Forget it, I'd better shut up and not speak, just let you take advantage of it, touch it well, let you touch it enough, and when Lao Tzu grows up and the tools of the crime can be raised, he must get it back from you, and now Lao Tzu has endured it...

As time passed, Zhao Tianchang finally accepted this new body, as for how he entered this body, it has always been a mystery to Zhao Tianchang, was he killed and reincarnated because of the sphere that the "princess" blew up? Or is it all about the ball that the "princess" is holding? But what is that glittering sphere, I have never seen it, was this explosion an accident or was it deliberately framed, or was it the work of terrorists? Or, like those who travel on the Internet, have you traveled through time and space? All of this, Zhao Tianchang, oh, no, it should be called Zhao Yu now, and he can't figure it out, and he can't know where he came, or a baby He doesn't have any ability to investigate any mystery at all, at present, he only knows that he was reincarnated because of an explosion, and he is attached to a newborn baby, and his new name is Zhao Yu, although he is not used to this name, but he can still accept it, it is much stronger than those dogs, cats, dogs and eggs, etc., I don't know where this is, I only know that it should be ancient China, it can be seen from the clothes and titles of those people, my current family looks pretty good, its owner should be a local landlord, and it is also a person of some culture and cultivation, I have had two children before, a boy and a girl, but unfortunately they all died before they were one year old, which is a big blow to the two, and they spent an unknown amount of money to invite someone to divinate and eliminate the disaster, and the result of knowing is that their lives are not compatible, will kill their own children, originally the two thought that the day was going to cut off their own offspring, but they didn't want to be pregnant one day, it just so happened that they were still a self who came through the world, Zhao Yu prayed in his heart every day for blessings, this unlucky two people don't have to kill themselves who were still swaddling clothes one day, other people's crossings have become emperors, worship the prime minister, and they are still babies who hang up, it is too sad, although Zhao Yu has never believed in superstition, but everything is afraid of what if...

Because of the original memory and potential physique, Zhao Yu basically knew how to walk when he was half a year old, although he had a perfect physique and ability in the era when he was Zhao Tianchang, but once he recovered to the baby body, even the most basic walking became so difficult, in order to quickly adapt to or master this new body, Zhao Yu practiced walking, I don't know how many times he fell, but he never cried, and he was shocked that Xia Ying and Qiu Ying, the two personal maids and the whole family, felt incredible, They all believe that Zhao Yu is a prodigy given by God, and Zhao Yu is very unscathed in this regard, in his own era, he himself is a genius boy recognized by everyone.

But the most terrible thing for Zhao Yu is Xia Ying and Qiu Ying's two dead girls, every time they take a bath, they have to touch their whole body, although they are still a baby, and the weapons they carry can't stand up, but Zhao Yu is a normal man's thinking with a modern open mind in the 21st century, which is simply Zhao Yu's life, every time he faces this situation, Zhao Yu can only close his eyes and pretend to sleep, and let the little hands of the two dead maids wander on his body.

What makes Zhao Yu even more aggrieved is still behind, Xia Ying and Qiu Ying have been sisters since childhood, dependent on each other, they will be together every time they take a bath, and they will put themselves aside in order to take care of them, looking at the two white jade bodies that have not been developed by anyone, and the seductive actions of the two of them laughing and playing with each other when bathing, Zhao Yu almost has an urge to die of nosebleeds, but he has not fully adapted to this baby body, and the result is that he will pee his pants every time he wants to have a nosebleed, What's even more sad is that the two maids never understood why their little son peed as soon as he took a bath, and Zhao Yu could only cry without tears in his heart, which was aggrieved...

In order not to let his ability be wasted or regressed, Zhao Yu always insisted on walking, and did not let people support him, relying on his memory to recall all the skills he learned in the army and all the knowledge he learned in his studies, because only in this way can he not be too lonely, you must know that this is an ancient time without video games, no computers, no movies, Di bar, after Zhao Yu's strong efforts, he can walk normally when he is half a year old, he can speak at seven months, and he can simply read and write at eight months. Although the ancient characters are not the same as the fonts of the 21st century, Zhao Yu has liked ancient books since he was a child, and he has been excellent in liberal arts and literature since he was a child.

To Zhao Yu's surprise, the era he is in now is the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, and the year he was born was April 8, 174 AD, in the ancient capital of Luoyang, the month and day are the same as his time in the 21st century, and he also happened to be in the family surnamed Zhao, in the 21st century, although he has been living in Beijing, but his ancestors' hometown is Henan, and it is very close to Luoyang, is it all a coincidence?

If I am not mistaken, the last years of the Eastern Han Dynasty did not last very long, and it would not be long before a peasant uprising broke out across the country, and the Yellow Turban Army would attack and plunder on a large scale. If he is still the body of the soldier of the army in the twenty-first century, how good it would be, but this baby body, Zhao Tianchang doesn't want to die once at that time, and then possess other bodies again, that feeling is really uncomfortable, absolutely not, I must grow up quickly, strive to become stronger and recover my ability in my previous life, survive well in this troubled world, solve all these mysteries, return to the twenty-first century, and return to my biological parents.

When Zhao Yu was less than five years old, he often begged his father to find the best teacher and martial artist for himself to teach him, for Zhao Yu walked at the age of half a year, spoke in July, and read in August, there are still many people in Luoyang City who have heard of it, and when he learned that this genius child was five years old, he begged his father to find a teacher for himself to learn martial arts, and there were still many teachers who came to teach, so as to grasp the ability of this genius boy, after all, it is the wish of every teacher to be able to accept a talented and intelligent student.

Sure enough, in less than half a year, after Zhao Yu replaced the twelfth gentleman, the story about this genius boy became more mysterious, under Zhao Yu's begging and several crying, his current father and mother had to do everything possible to find a teacher for him, and hired him with a high salary.

When he was nine years old, after Zhao Yu eliminated one martial artist after another, a strange beggar old man suddenly came to the streets of the city, the reason why he was said to be an old man, it was because his hair, beard and eyebrows were already gray, and he could not see a trace of black, his back was like a hump, and he trembled slightly with every step, because of his inconvenience in walking, he was holding a crutch in his hand, but it was a little strange that this crutch was long and straight, higher than the body of a normal prime-aged man, and the old man had to cough every few steps, The sound of coughing sounded in the heart of the person, as if a cough could scatter his body's cough, the old man walked slowly with a stick, and many people along the way avoided it when they saw it, and did not want to contact it at all, for fear that they would knock each other down or dirty themselves next to each other.