Chapter 531: Blessings and Misfortunes

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Under the moon before the flowers, the sound of oars and lights and shadows is simply poetic, Yang Yi has made the 'Guangling tide' come out, and please check it, tsk, Guangling tide, how should this be tested?

As a result, he was just fascinated by the jade cave and set off a Guangling tide, and the handsome scholar immediately returned him a song not to be outdone:

When the Lantern Festival scenery is at night,

Under the moon, the amorous color silk.!

The rhyme of the piano should be pitiful to the Shu guest,

The sound of the flute does not have that Qin Zhi.

Yunshen jade cave fan mangrove,

Spring into Yaotai sticky green curtains.

Asked that the three mountains are not far away,

A few times in my dreams, I sent lovesickness.

After listening to this poem, Yang Yi knew that he had met a master tonight, and the fan of "Jade Cave" and "Mangrove" also came out, bullshit! I think yours is chopsticks.

Yang Yi and a few young scholars competed in Yanshi under the willows by the river, which attracted many rioters to stop and watch, and some people were eager to try and prepare to join the competition.

In fact, Yang Yi could see that the women on the boat were not really good women, but the kind of servants who made a living from acrobatics;

Most of them are rich in beauty, but most of them do not rely on beauty to survive. Instead, with a variety of wonderful skills, such as acting in acrobatics, rapping, dance, acrobatics, music, martial arts, etc., they roam around the streets on weekdays, and perform in response to large families.

is because they are very explicit in the face of Yang Yi and others, smiling like smoke, charming and tactful, and they do not scold them for being disciples.

Yang Yi is not to be outdone, if you want to play, just have a good time, in this life. When you are young, you should do something funny, something that you can't help but smile when you look back on it until you die.

He stood by the river with fluttering sleeves, glanced at the proud handsome bag, and then groaned loudly:

The clouds bully the moonlight and the fog bully the sun,

The wind is jealous of the poplar branches and the rain is jealous of the flowers.

Since the tears of self-pity,

It may end up being flawless.

The cuckoo cries in the dream of three watches,

The spirit magpie flew to August.

Mo Dao Merry Guest Yi Xuan,

Jinping was in turmoil.

Yang Yi finished reciting this poem. Bursts of cheers and laughter began to be heard all around, and none of these poems explicitly said about the beds of men and women, but all of them contained vivid metaphors, of course, only those who read and hyphenation understood the mystery, and the ordinary people in the market understood very little.

But now the people who are gathered around are those pretentious and sassy people, they naturally understand, and they are very energetic when they cheer.

Yang Yi called to the beautiful lady on the boat: "Little lady, come over the boat quickly, my son still has 300 good poems." I got on the boat and talked to the little ladies in detail. ”

Yang Yi is already handsome, in front of the lights this month. It is even more free and easy, and it has the capital to make the big girl and the little daughter-in-law feel like a spring, and the beautiful girls on the boat laughed for a while, and really let the boat lady pull the boat over.

Now it was terrible, and the twenty or thirty people on the shore suddenly became in a commotion, one by two, shouting for themselves to get on the boat;

This time it was broken, Yang Yi was standing on the edge of the river embankment, and the rioters behind scrambled to rush up, you pushed me;

Yang Yi is really happy and sad. was squeezed to an unstable footing, and staggered into the river, leading the beautiful lady on the boat to let out bursts of exclamations, and a flock of warblers flew wildly for a while......

The weather is actually quite cold in this New Year, and the river is even colder, so it is not pleasant to fall;

Fortunately, when Yang Yi was squeezed into the river, he grabbed a bank willow.

The willow branch was nearly arm-thick. However, although the willow branch is tough, it is not hard;

The large branch carried the weight of his body, and although it did not break, it bent softly. Yang Yi's feet were cold, and the lower feet were already soaked in cold water.

He was excited, all the poetry froze, and he scolded: "Damn, who fucking pushes Lao Tzu, I'm not done with you........."

Yang Yi was scolding vigorously, but there were several sounds of falling water in the river.

He looked at the light and moon shadow, oh yes, even the handsome and elegant people who had just fought with him in Yanshi, there were four or five people fluttering in the river.

Yang Yi was so happy in his heart that he finally found a sense of balance.

Lao Tzu only got his feet wet, which was okay;

This group of is wet, people are more than people, laughing to death, hahaha..........

Thinking of this group of fighting to get on the boat, or to get to bed, one by two floating in the river, Yang Yi really couldn't help laughing;

At this music, he suddenly thought well, laughing and chanting: "The long smoke is empty, the moon is thousands of miles, the floating light is golden, and the still shadow is sinking; Fishing songs answer each other, what a joy this is!

Looking at the Huimin River, there is a relaxed heart, spoiled and forgotten, and its joyful people!

Woof! To taste the heart of the ancient benevolence, or the difference between the two, what is it? Don't be happy with things, don't be sad with yourself; If you live on the high bank of the river, you will not be able to get on the boat, and if you are in the middle of the river, you will not be able to get on the shore.

It is a worry about advancing and a worry about retreating. But when will it be? It must be said: the worry of falling into the water first, and the joy of falling into the water later. Belch! Weisi people, who am I with? ”

Yang Yi hung on the willow branch, looked up at the bright moon, and chanted loudly, which was really coquettish, ignoring the coldness of his feet soaking in the river.

It's just that I don't know if Fan Chunren will come back from Yangzhou to find him desperately if he learns that he has tampered with Fan Zhongyan's "The Story of Yueyang Tower" like this.

Yang Yiqi finished chanting happily, only to find that something was wrong, no, it was too wrong, these guys on the shore needed not to squeeze, but why didn't anyone go down to the river to save people?

After he finished reciting half of "The Story of Yueyang Tower", a few sao bao in the river didn't know how much water they drank, and one or two were about to sink to the bottom of the river to feed the fish.

It's bad, it's the so-called useless scholar, but in these years, all the sassy bags basically don't know the water, and they expect these guys on the shore to go down to the river to save people, you just wait for death.

But if a few bags in the river were allowed to drown, Yang Yi would not be able to do it;

And if there is really a human life, it is estimated that the headline of all the tabloids in Tokyo tomorrow must be: Ning Guogong Yang Yi fought with people to fight Yan poems, and drowned in the Lantern Festival night.

Well, for the sake of our conscience, which is half eaten by dogs, in order not to make headlines tomorrow. In order to prevent Thirteen Niang's golden needles from showing her power again, in order to ............ Don't do it, let it go!

With a thud, Comrade Ning Guogong, a scholar of Hallym University, broke away from the branch and finally went to swim in the Huimin River.

It's fucking cold! It's cold!

Fortunately, it is now the dry season, and the water level of the Huimin River is not too deep, only reaching Yang Yi's chest, but this is enough to drown those who suddenly fell into the water and did not know the nature of the water.

Yang Yi was as fast as a fish, and dragged several bags to the shore in turn. They were dragged up by the men on the shore, and at last he was left alone in the river.

Yang Yi never dreamed that he would go swimming in the Huimin River on this Lantern Festival night.

The world is impermanent, the world is impermanent!

Comrade Yang Yi, a scholar of Hallym University who was soaked in water and froze his teeth "deserved", really wanted to cry without tears.

He simply closed his eyes and was "tired" to death, floating on the surface of the river like a floating corpse.

Several beautiful ladies on the boat stretched out the bamboo poles and shouted loudly for him to catch them.

To catch, or not to catch? It's a fool not to catch.

A few beautiful girls do it together. Drag him to the side of the boat and carry him onto the boat.

Not. It was so cold that Scholar Yang's hands and feet were frozen, and he couldn't stand still, so he fell into the arms of the tallest beautiful lady when he was drenched.

Well, this will also be selectively poured, indicating that Scholar Young is still saved.

"Hurry up, I'm afraid it's frozen, carry it into the cabin and take off his wet clothes."

"It's not just that he's wet, we're not soaking wet. Qiu Niang, you raise his arm......."

Well, this most provocative one is called Qiu Niang, yes, yes, since everyone is wet, let's go into the cabin to change together, Yang Yi University Scholar Xing's eyes are half closed. Secretly longing.

Na Qiu Niang then instructed the boat lady: "Aunt Zhang, row back, we have to go back and change our clothes." ”

A few beautiful girls worked together to carry him into the cabin, now it's okay, it's time to change clothes, right?

There are two wind lanterns hanging in the cabin. The cabin was brightly illuminated, and while Scholar Yang was 'frozen', he quietly glanced at the arrangement in the cabin.

There are pipa and other things used in art performances hanging on the cabin wall, which once again confirms that these beautiful girls are indeed performers who make a living from art performances;

It's not that they are geisha who don't sell their bodies at all, but there are relatively few of them, and they usually have to look at them.

They are worth more than ordinary prostitutes, but they are much worse than Su Mingpei's top famous prostitutes who opened their own museums and shops;

Su Wupei and the others sell poetry, books, dance and music, which are more elegant.

Most of what they sell are acrobatic stunts, and they have to wander around, and the grades are naturally not the same.

Okay, don't think about it now, what makes Yang Yi embarrassed is that there are no clothes and quilts in the cabin, isn't it, what will Lao Tzu wear next? Do you really want to freeze to death?

Okay, if you want to freeze to death, everyone will freeze to death together, Scholar Yang is so stiff that he can't do it, turn it upside down, turn it upside down;

He had just been fished up from the river, covered in water, and he leaned over, so he didn't have to say, change it, change it, don't wear it.

A few beautiful girls screamed, but they couldn't think about it, this person was about to freeze, and he couldn't wait, and a few jade hands were busy helping him untie his clothes.

The posture of Qiu Niang is the most slender, the clouds are piled with green buns, the lips are blooming with cherry blossoms, the teeth are fragrant, the slender waist is Chuchu, and the pearls are shining, which has a graceful beauty.

She was hugged and hugged by Yang Yi just now, and the clothes on her body were already soaked, and she was shivering lightly from the cold at this time;

She glanced at Yang Yi lightly, and saw that his eyes were half-closed, just like the unconscious sisters who were loosely dressed, so she no longer hesitated, and unbuttoned her clothes with her jade fingers......

Yang Yi felt that her undressing action was full of artistic charm, really good-looking, after the narrow-sleeved shirt on the outside was open, then the middle coat inside, and then the spring light appeared in the .........., the snow peaks were towering, and the cherries were red.........

Following Qiu Niang, several beautiful girls whose clothes were wet also untied their clothes one after another.

All of a sudden, the cabin of this small show became extremely fragrant, with jade arms and shoulders, pink skin and snow skin, reflecting each other, and the fragrance bursted;

Scholar Yang suddenly hated, why did he only have two eyes? How is this enough?

Poor Scholar Yang, after his wet clothes were taken off, he didn't have dry clothes to change into, so he could only hide in the arms of a few beautiful girls, and keep warm with the jade body that was so evil that people couldn't help but make mistakes, and he didn't want to repent after making mistakes.

That's not enough, you have to exercise, life lies in movement;

As for whether there is movement in the cabin and what kind of movement, this will become a mystery for the ages, anyway, Scholar Yang will not tell outsiders.

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