Chapter 543: Masturbating to the end
Chapter 543 is in the end
The house is very lively, because the male owner of the West Cross Courtyard has returned, and he has also brought back three women, Wu Cao is an old acquaintance, and Xu Xian is Xu Hui's sister, but this gorgeous is a bit nondescript. Zhang Xuanli doesn't feel so much, all she wants now is to live happily and carefree.
In the boudoir, Xu Hui rarely smiled happily, I am afraid this is the happiest smile she has since entering the house.
"Sister, you've lost weight, aren't you eating well?" Xu Xian took Xu Hui's hand and said with some distress.
"What's the matter, my sister is fine, but you, why did you follow Fang Jun to Qizhou Mansion, don't you know that it is very dangerous there?" Xu Hui was a little angry, Fang Yiai led Xu Xian to Qizhou Mansion, and he didn't know that he would meet her.
"Sister, don't blame your brother-in-law, it's all my little sister who is making trouble, and he can't take me there!" Xu Xian's little head was a mess, and she didn't know why her sister always hated her brother-in-law, these two were married, and there was nothing else she could do. In the past, no one has done anything wrong, haven't they been forced by the situation?
"You girl, you don't understand anything, don't talk nonsense!" Xu Hui didn't want to talk about it, especially with Xu Xian, she didn't want Xu Xian to have a heart for her.
"What's not to understand?" Xu Xian pouted unconvinced, "Sister, in fact, my brother-in-law is really good!" ”
Xu Hui smiled and glanced at her, this sister is just nosy. thought that at the beginning, she actually planned to marry herself, if it wasn't for Fang Jun's refusal, the Xu family would really be a big joke.
At night, Fang Fu set up a table for a reunion dinner, and Fang Yiai hadn't eaten such a warm meal for a long time, so this time he ate a lot, which provoked Lu Shi to point to his head and say, "Rice bucket!" ”
After the meal, the women were all having fun, Changle and Linglong put on the chessboard, and there was a lot of taste of fighting, but Wen Luo didn't like this thing, so he pulled Xu Xian and a few girls to play mahjong. Listening to the sound of touching the cards, Fang Yiai only felt that his head was big for a while, he shouldn't have done this thing in the first place, and now, Wen Luo has become a complete gambler. It's good if there is only one Wen Luo, there is still an idle Cheng Ling'er in this courtyard, these two people get together, if they don't turn over the genius evil sect, not to mention that there is a bottle next to it.
Looking at Changle and Linglong, who were playing chess next to them, Fang Yiai couldn't help but wonder a little, why were they not affected by such a noisy scene?
Wen Qi stretched out his jade finger and rubbed his head for Fang Yiai, his plump delicate body was tight, "Husband, what about Liwan, why didn't you come back with you?" ”
"I don't know, she said she was going to Xingyang!" Fang Yiai squinted and enjoyed, Zheng Liwan wanted to go to Zheng's house for a walk, Fang Yiai would not stop her, as long as this woman didn't make Old Man Zheng angry, if something happened to Old Man Zheng Yuan, someone in his room really couldn't hold back.
Lying in the house for a while, Fang Yiai really couldn't stand it anymore, this group of women was too interested, and completely put General Fang aside, so Wen Qi was still more interesting, but his eyes kept staring at the chessboard next to him.
Zhang Xuanli didn't know where she and Liu Qianru went, so Fang Yiai came to the courtyard alone for a while, and when she saw that the lights in Xu Hui's house were on, Fang Yiai pushed the door and walked in.
Xu Hui frowned and trimmed her eyebrows, she didn't expect Fang Yiai to come at this time, "Is there something wrong?" ”
The voice was a little stiff, and Fang Yiai didn't care too much, lowered his head and smiled, "Hui'er, I want to thank you this time, if you help, I will have to work hard." ”
"Huh? You don't have to thank you, what you have to do, I Xu Hui won't be left behind! Xu Hui lowered his head and continued to look at the book in his hand, but his mind had already flown away.
Still has nothing to talk about, Fang Yiai has an inexplicable pain, marrying a daughter-in-law, but being a stranger, this feeling is really tiring.
The next day, the first court meeting since February was held in the Xuanzheng Palace, and in addition to a group of old goods, the juniors also came to join in the fun.
Fang Yiai entered the Taiji Palace in a daze like a prisoner waiting for trial, and before he arrived at the Xuanzheng Palace, he was caught by a gang of bandits, Cheng Chumo stretched out his thick arm and hugged Fang Yiai, "Brother Jun, don't give face, you came back yesterday, and you won't say anything in advance, brothers, you can also pick up the wind." ”
"That's it, it's okay today, otherwise, this dynasty meeting is over, and our brothers will go and have a drink!" Fang Yiai always felt awkward, as if playing with his back to the mountain, and quickly escaped from the crook of Cheng Chumo's arm.
"That's the dare, it's decided!" Cheng Chumo slapped his paws and made a decision, and the gentlemen next to him all nodded and applauded.
Fang Yiai touched his nose and said very distressedly, "I said in advance, you are not allowed to go to Qingfeng Building and Beauty Building, and you can choose the rest!" ”
"What?" Li Ke's eyes widened directly, and he pushed Fang Yiai very unceremoniously, "Brother Jun, look at you stingy, don't you just eat something from you, look at your expression." Brothers, you're tired of thinking about you all day, shouldn't you have a meal? ”
"For Brother De, it seems that you are giving the younger brother the wind, right?" Fang Yiai was quite speechless, and this group of two-skinned faces didn't let people live.
"What does it matter who you call for the wind, isn't it all about eating and drinking?" Duan Guangtou said a famous sentence at the right time, and a group of people, including Fang Yiai, gave a thumbs up.
"Brother Duan, you are really human!" Fang Yiai sighed very distempered.
Duan Zan touched his bald head, and straightened his chest very complacently, "That is, when did Duan deceive someone, when he was a child, he had no money to visit the Qinglou, and Duan directly pressed the jade pendant there!" ”
"Cow!" Fang Yiai is very convinced, how did these people survive, I thought that I was enough to be a cow fork, and I dared to love that Chang'an City is a mountain higher than a mountain.
The court meeting soon began, and at the beginning of the court meeting, Gao He read a nonsense as usual, and after reading this article, it was nothing more than a song of merit and virtue, and the most bullish thing was to count the grain matter on Li Shimin's head. As soon as Gao He closed the holy decree, the old and young people in the audience began to pat their ass.
"Your Majesty's Divine Wisdom"
Maybe it's because the practice time is not short, and the voices of this group of old men are not small, Li Shimin smiled when he heard it, and shouted, "All the ministers are exempt!" ”
Fang Yiai is so depressed, this Li Shimin really likes to listen to sycophants, but he is an emperor, and he wants to be put in a local position, which is also the material of a corrupt official. Fang Yi's love was slandered, and the court had already begun to start a criticism meeting.
"Your Majesty, Fang Yiai's blatant betrayal of officials is really ridiculous, and he should be punished heavily!"
Fang Yiai turned his head and looked, good guy, the first to stand up was actually Tang Jian, the Duke of Juguo, seeing Tang Jian's bearded and glaring eyes, Fang Yiai felt depressed, didn't he kill a bad son-in-law, this Tang Jian still has a grudge. Let's hug your arms and watch a good show, I think Li Shimin will do it for him, no matter what, he has someone to do so many things, it's not for Li Shimin's flowers.
Tang Jian got up, and the people of Yushitai and Dali Temple stood up one by one, all of whom impeached Fang Yiai for corruption and ruining the reputation of the court. Fang Yiai wondered, didn't he just sell an official, what happened to Guan Dali Temple?
"Your Majesty, the minister thinks that Fang Jun has gone too far, and he should be severely punished!" It was Wei Zheng Wei who spoke, as soon as this Wei old man came out, Fang Yiai's face changed, if the people in front of him could be ignored, but Wei Zheng was different, this is a real Shangshu Provincial boss.
Looking at Wei Zheng, Li Shimin beat a drum in his heart, can't this Wei Zheng pretend to be stupid again, how will the rest end up when he speaks?
"Xuan Cheng, what do you think should be done?" Li Shimin had to put on a bright appearance and asked with a smile.
Wei Zheng was also unambiguous, and arched his hand, "Your Majesty, according to Weichen's opinion, you should be removed from all positions and allowed to return home for reflection!" ”
As soon as Wei Zheng's words came out, let alone Li Shimin, even Fang Xuanling was a little angry, this old man Wei was too ruthless, didn't he want to take Fang Xuanling to the end.
Li Shimin smashed his mouth, his brows were piled up, "Xuancheng, isn't this a little inappropriate?" ”
"Your Majesty, Weichen doesn't think there's anything wrong with it!" Wei Zheng stiffened his neck, and there was no tone of discussion at all.
Fang Yiai is so angry, I really want to kick up the soles of my shoes and give Wei Zheng two blows, I have shouted so many uncles in vain over the years, and Wei Zheng is still so dark that he doesn't give him any face.
Li Shimin's heart was on fire, you said to reason with Wei Zheng, this product is a master who doesn't eat oil and salt, you can be angry with him, he is not afraid. Looking at the pitiful Fang Yiai, Li Shimin finally decided to sell his son-in-law.
"Fang Jun!" As soon as Li Shimin shouted, Fang Yiai hurriedly stood up.
"Father, the son-in-law is here!" Raising his eyes, Fang Yiai looked at Li Shimin pitifully.
"Virtuous son-in-law, you also heard what Wei Shangshu said, I'll hand over the errand tomorrow, go home and rest!"
"I'm a bird!" Fang Yiai scolded secretly, it won't be so miserable, didn't Li Shimin say that he would wipe his ass, why did he admit defeat so quickly. Fang Yiai is unwilling, after so many years, he will be to the end today, and from tomorrow onwards, he will be nothing except for the title of a horse captain!
"Father, can you discuss?" Fang Yiai quietly stretched out two fingers, but Li Shimin shook his head as if he had made up his mind and said, "Virtuous son-in-law, what else is there to discuss, hurry up and admit it, Wei Shangshu doesn't think he has done anything good!" ”
Li Shimin's words were clearly sarcastic about Wei Zheng, but Wei Zheng stood upright, and his face did not change.
It's a good one who is strong and he is strong, I am the old man Wei who blows the mountain hill in the breeze, come on, accept your fate, and when you meet Wei Zheng, a stubborn donkey, you deserve to be unlucky.
"Yes, father, the younger son-in-law will go to hand in the errand in a while!" Fang Yi's love was unhappy for a while, grandma was a bear, thinking that he had worked hard, and if he didn't reward him, he was turned into a white body, and now he is a complete little white face, and he can only sing along in the future.
The court meeting dispersed, and Fang Yiai swayed out of the Xuanzheng Palace, and the gentlemen chattered endlessly around him.
"Brother Jun, I'm afraid of a ball, why don't you just take a break for a while, Lao Cheng can't take a turn to think about this good thing!" Cheng Chu Mura is cheeky, he came as soon as he opened his mouth, but Fang Yiai snorted with sneer.
"Chu Mo, you don't talk about cool things, Brother Jun is like this, you are still chattering, or this king will go to ask his father for a will, so that you can accompany Brother Jun to bask in the sun?" Li Ke still has a little conscience, when he speaks, Fang Yiai wants to hug this worshipper and cry.
"Don't, for Brother De, the younger brother still wants to open up the territory for my Datang and dedicate his life, how can I bask in the sun!" Cheng Chumo hurriedly waved his hand.
"Isn't this over, then shut up Lao Tzu!" Fang Yiai punched Cheng Chumo, looking at the sun in the Taiji Palace, Fang Yiai raised his head and shouted loudly, "Today, Qingfeng Building, I have a treat, whoever wants to stand up and come out is a grandson!" ”
"Roar, Brother Jun is so good!" The gentlemen raised their hands and screamed, causing all Yu Linwei to touch their knives and be on guard.
"Hey, these young people don't have any eyesight, and they don't pull Lao Tzu when they drink!" Cheng Biting Jin plucked out his ears and licked his tongue very regrettably.
Li Ji rolled his eyes and hit this Cheng Lao Wei, "Old man, do you still want to be embarrassed, other people's juniors are drinking, you are embarrassed to mix?" ”
Cheng Biting Jin stared at each other, and muttered very unhappily, "Why can't it be mixed?" ”
Li Ji spat and walked away with his hands behind his back, it was hard to talk to this old thing! (To be continued.) )