"Yo, isn't this Liu Translation?" Company Commander Li, who was standing guard at the south gate of the county seat, saw a bald fat man coming over, greeted him with a smile, and hurriedly handed over a cigarette.

This fat man named Liu Yu carried 20 rings listlessly, sweating profusely, holding a fan in his hand to fan the wind, his shirt was open and not even buttoned, allowing his belly full of sweat beads to be exposed, the sun at noon made him hot and dry, and he just wanted to wear nothing, seeing Li Lianchang's hot face and handing over the cigarette, he shrugged his nose listlessly "um", took the cigarette and put it in his mouth.

"You're out of town, huh?" Company Commander Li hurriedly took out a match and lit it for Liu Yu, with a stammering smile on his face. Although this is not a high position in the puppet army, it is very sleek, with a stammering smile on his face when he sees people, and he can see the wind and rudder, although he is a big-headed soldier, he has won the trust of the commander of the puppet army Gu, and he has been a company commander for a few years, and he is the head of the puppet army when he is usually on duty.

"What the fuck, where does Lao Tzu have to report to you, the turtle grandson?" Although Liu Yu had a big belly and a cigarette in his hand, his movements were not slow, and he kicked on Company Commander Li.

"Oh, translator Liu, don't do it, don't do it, be careful on this hot day and you're tired of it. We're just a big soldier, you're a celebrity in front of Taijun, so you'll treat me as a fart! Company Commander Li couldn't dodge, he was kicked by the fat man, his legs and stomach were about to crack, and his heart hurt, but he still accompanied the smiling face, and he was surprised that this dead fat man was so strong.

"Bah,!" Liu Yu glanced at the two devil company commanders, rolled his eyes, and his face was full of disdain, so much so that he forgot that he was also a translator of the two devils, shook the fan in his hand with his head high, and walked to the melon stall outside the city.

Others crossed either with a pillow of gold and ten thousand taels, or a dignitary, but he Liu Yu actually crossed over to the devil translator, and he was a fat translator, this gap made him feel painful, and he spurned his identity. In the past seven days, in addition to being familiar with the layout of the city defense and the deployment of the devil's puppet army as a translator of the Japanese army, he is bent on throwing himself into the "enemy".

Before the crossing, this fat man was a ruffian who made the chickens and dogs of the Special A Brigade jump, and also made the Southeast Asian drug lords tremble, and made the same number of meritorious contributions as punishments, but because he hung up by accident, he didn't expect to wake up and occupy the body of this fat translator and become a translator of the two devils.

Liu Yu's ruffian is a ruffian, and he has no discipline, but patriotism is the bottom line of his life, and he hates the traitor and puppet army like Company Commander Li, and he can't directly give a shot to Ya.

In the past few days, he has considered all kinds of plans to fight back, but unfortunately he does not have the means to tear the devils in the anti-Japanese drama, let alone the ability of one person to destroy the entire wing of the devils, and the puppet army to strengthen the regiment, he looked at his fat body, and became even more desperate.

jumped into the river, but there was too much fat, and he couldn't sink.

Hang yourself, don't be funny, the fat man is reluctant to die.

Give yourself a knife, the fat man can't do it.

Hengzhi didn't dare to die, the fat man could only make up his mind to join the "enemy" wholeheartedly, and he would not do it anyway if he betrayed the traitors and two devils of the motherland and nation.

Fortunately, the theoretical foundation of the special forces is still there, the guns are still at the original level, and the bad water in the stomach is still there.

It's just that what makes him entangled and depressed is that his fat body is completely a scum in terms of explosiveness and physical strength, and many special operations methods require explosive power and physical strength to complete, so he gave up all kinds of plans to kill devils, he didn't want to die before the Japanese slaves were destroyed, and he was blind to this good fat.

The only way to keep him from betraying the country and the nation is to join the "enemy."

It's just, where is the "enemy"?

The stall selling watermelons is on the side of the road into the city, about 300 meters away from the county sentry post, under a big tree.

Liu Yu walked to the shade of the tree, the breeze was light, a burst of coolness, the spirit was shocked, he collected the fan, lost the cigarette butt, squatted down, selected a melon of about 20 catties in the watermelon stall, knocked it with his hand, listened carefully with his ears, and was ripe, and immediately smiled, raised his hand and grabbed the watermelon knife from the watermelon stand, cut it with a knife, and revealed the red sac.

The fat man could stand the temptation, and was about to pick up a large piece of flower, but he heard a cold voice suddenly say, "Hey, why do you pick it up and eat it?" ”

Fat people reflexively have to take money out of their pockets, they are all ordinary people, and it is not easy in any era. At this moment, he was stunned, how could this sentence sound so familiar, ordinary people saw him wearing a devil's military uniform, and the 20 rings on his waist, they were too frightened to speak.

Abnormal, the fat man raised his head, and looked at this young man selling melons in ordinary coarse cloth clothes with small eyes, although this young man deliberately lowered his straw hat, his face was covered with black pot and mud, and he couldn't see his appearance at all, just judging by his voice, he knew that this melon seller was a woman.

"What? Isn't this melon for sale? The fat man brightened the melon in his hand and said.

"Even if it's sold, you have to ask for a price, right?" The young man who sold melons said.

The fat man suddenly had a hideous face, and said fiercely: "What? Don't talk about eating your rotten watermelon, Lao Tzu doesn't ask the price even if he eats a restaurant in the city! ”

After speaking, the fat man grabbed the watermelon and ate it wildly, he was very proud, the classic scene in the little soldier Zhang Ga, and finally Zhang Ga successfully captured the fat translator, he is now waiting for the capture to join the "enemy", and he can't wait.

"You have to leave some way back for yourself in these years!" The voice of the young man selling melons is getting colder and colder.

"What?" The fat man was ecstatic in his heart, but he kept a surprised look on his face, this was completely the lines of the movie soldier Zhang Ga, in order to be captured, he had to continue to talk about it.

"Didn't you hear from others?" The expression on the lips of the young man selling melons became colder and colder, and he looked at the fat man and sneered: "Don't look at the fun today, I'm afraid that I will pull the list in the future." ”

The fat man can already be sure that there is a problem with this melon seller, either the eight roads or **, anyway, it can't be wrong, of course, it is best to be able to vote**, he really can't stand the rules of the eight roads.

No matter which side you go to, you will join the "enemy", as long as you can get rid of the sea of suffering.

In the surprised eyes of the young man selling melons, he stood up suddenly, raised his hands impatiently, and smiled: "Come and capture me!"

"......" This time it's the turn of this young man who sells melons and can't bear it, this fat translator knows that the devil and the puppet army are deployed, but a group of people have been plotting for several days and haven't caught a valuable prisoner, but I didn't expect her to pick up a cheap one today, but this cheap came too quickly and abnormally, which made her completely stunned.

"What are you stunned about? Let's go! The fat man wailed and urged.

At first glance, I felt that this "fine work" was unprofessional, so that the fat man could see the flaws in the camouflage at a glance, and when he was on the "lines", it made him calm about this "fine work" a little different, but this "fine work" was more and more unprofessional, and if he wanted to be captured, he would do it quickly, the guard post of the puppet army in the county town was only 300 meters away from here, and there was no obstacle in a circle of 500 meters under the city wall.

"Oh." The young man picked up the watermelon knife in a panic and shouted at the fat man: "Surrender the gun and don't kill!" ”

The fat man almost knelt down, what about the majestic agents in the movie? What about the underground parties that go behind enemy lines to punish traitors and eliminate evil? I don't have a gun these days, and I dare to learn from others to capture prisoners, which kind of "meticulous work" is this, so ignorant and capricious?

The Japanese puppet army on duty outside the south gate of the county town seemed to see the abnormality here, and had already sent a six-member mixed group of Japanese puppet troops to walk towards this side.

"Your uncle!" The fat man scolded secretly, he was really eager to join the "enemy", and he was in a hurry to surrender without knowing what the "fine work" in front of him was, but it alarmed the Japanese puppet army on duty.

The fat man gritted his teeth and decided not to do anything, ignoring the watermelon knife held by the other party, and stepped over in one step.

"Y-Don't come here!" The young man stabbed the fat man with a watermelon knife in a panic.

The fat man completely ignored the watermelon knife, the fat palm slapped over, and the watermelon knife was swinged, and the other one quickly grabbed the waist of the young man's relatives, stuck the young man's hand holding the knife, and then ran away.

"Let go of me, let go of me!" Everything came too suddenly, the young man panicked and struggled, but the hand holding the knife was stuck by the fat man's body and wrist, unable to move, and the straw hat also fell to the ground because of the struggle, revealing a black and bright hair.

"Bad luck, it's really a woman." Liu Yu wailed while running, this girl is 90 pounds, which is easy for him who used to carry heavy armed off-road routines.

The pain is that he is now a fat translator, and the terrifying physical strength of his previous life has come to naught, and after running with a weight, he found that his physical strength plummeted, and he felt painfully that he was really blindfolded by lard, if it wasn't for the lines just now that were too accurate, he wouldn't have given such a girl a "captive", now it's okay, it's a dilemma.

"What's wrong with the woman? It's better than you, a traitor, you look down on people less, you're still my captive, you put me down, I'm fighting with the devil! This girl cried out through gritted teeth, and her voice was quite good.

"You're fighting with the devil? What about food delivery? Liu Yu rolled his eyes, feeling a little crying and laughing, who is who's prisoner?

Sister paper is completely standing and talking without back pain, his idea is too back, just with his current physical strength, he with sister paper is absolutely not able to run the Japanese puppet army pursuit, he is not afraid of a few pursuers behind him, is afraid that the devil puppet army in the city will come as soon as the gun sounds, the hero can't stand the wolf, not to mention that he is not a good man, and it is ironclad.

But if you run like this, you will never be able to run.

"Oops!" Liu Yu suddenly let go, the sister paper didn't watch out, and fell directly on the grass, screaming in pain, the sister paper struggled to get up, and was ready to give the fat man a watermelon knife.

"I don't have time to mess with you!" Liu Yu took out 20 shots early, and the watermelon knife was swept away with a knock on the head of the gun, and the fat man, who had always spared his life, rolled his eyes at the sister paper and said: "Lao Tzu has really met you for eight lifetimes, that's it, that's it, you run by yourself." Remember, don't run to the open, don't run to the village, you have to run into the woods. Lao Tzu blocked the devil and the puppet army, if Lao Tzu is strong, remember to give Lao Tzu incense during the New Year's Festival. ”