Originally, everyone was already crying, but you suddenly jumped out of the coffin, isn't this a waste of everyone's feelings! Hey, shouldn't it be fright or happy to come back from the dead? Where's the festival?

Ahem, all in all, everyone was a little stunned by Guo Jia's words. However, what is even more excessive is still to come, Guo Jia's next sentence made Cao Xi and others suddenly have the urge to beat people. I only heard Guo Jia say, "How could he die!" That's a rare smart guy, okay. Tsk, it's not simple, it's not simple, this person's means are so high, even I admire it. It turned out that after this person disappeared into the night rain, he immediately ran away by himself. Good fellows, those stupid people who push carts, instead become the bait he puts on the enemy, buying himself time to escape. And the group of people who stayed behind would be stupidly grateful to him as a hero in their hearts, especially when the enemy came to kill, this group of people thought that the hero had died for them, and their eyes were red, tsk, that scene ......"

"Nonsense! How could this be! Cao Xi couldn't help but scream, interrupting Guo Jia's words, she was the most moved and cried the most just now, obviously unable to accept this cruel "reality" at all.

"Where am I talking nonsense? The truth is, I never said it was a fairy tale. Guo Jia replied directly, this is in line with "science", "The so-called husband and wife are birds in the same forest, and they fly separately when disaster comes." What's more, they are not husband and wife, the man has paid so much, and the woman has never liked him, why should he die for others, you say yes! ”

"Cut!" Tang Ji snorted secretly, I don't know why, she actually felt that it couldn't be like that from the beginning, after all, it seemed too "normal", could Guo Jia tell a normal story? It's this kind of unbridled ending that suits him best.

It's like two people hanging on the edge of a cliff, and the normal story should be - the person below: "Let go, if we continue like this, we will both die!" ”

The person above: "I won't let go, if you want to die, you can die together!" ”

Well, this is another heroic figure who people call "dog blood". And if this story is spoken by Guo Jia, the characters will not change, the plot will not change, and even the lines will not change, but the person who spoke will be changed slightly - the person above: "Let go, if we continue like this, we will both die!" ”

The person below: "I won't let go, if you want to die, you will die together!" ”

However, what made Tang Ji sigh very much was that she was able to think of this before Guo Jia finished speaking, but she was no longer naïve, her thinking had degenerated, and she was gone? Or has she already understood the essence of Guo Jia?

No matter what it was, Tang Ji didn't want to admit it in his heart.

"I don't care, I don't care! I'm going to listen to fairy tales! I'm going to listen to fairy tales! Cao Xi kept beating Guo Jia with both hands in his fists, and began to play the eldest lady's temper.

"Alright, alright, alright." Guo Jia raised his hands in surrender and explained, "This is not the development of the story, but I just came up with it temporarily. ”

Listening to Guo Jia's words, Cao Xi and the others actually breathed a sigh of relief at the same time, it seems that they are all very deep in the play, these women who have not experienced the wanton plundering of Korean dramas, in Guo Jia's eyes, can be called innocent and cute. Only in this way does he, a storyteller, feel a special sense of accomplishment.

Think about it, I finally told the goddess a love story that I thought was touching, but the goddess: Cut, this is also called a love story? Do you want me to tell you about a sadomasochistic relationship?

Think about it, I finally told the goddess a meat joke that I thought I had a lot of connotations, but the goddess: Cut, this is also called a meat joke? Do you want me to tell you something more yellow?

With such a comparison, you should understand how happy Guo Jia is at this time......

Sure enough, real men, real heroes, will they still die heroically in the end! Just as Cao Xi and the girls were thinking like this, they heard Guo Jia speak, "The man walked quickly with a knife, but saw a group of killers suddenly appear in the darkness, all dressed in black and covered with black scarves. Not only are they agile, but they are also neat and obviously well-trained in the heavy rain. Such a killer, even if he usually faces one, the man is very difficult, but now there is still a group of people?! What kind of person is it that has such a great power and can cultivate such a terrible organization in secret? Moreover, what is their purpose, to chase a poor woman to the death? In the face of such a large disparity in strength, can men really resist women for a moment? ”

The scene depicted by Guo Jia has already made the hearts of Cao Xi and several people rise to their throats. Guo Jia continued, "At this moment, something unbelievable happened! I saw this group of men in black come to the front of the man, and they actually knelt on the ground neatly, completely ignoring the mud on the ground: 'Meet the Lord! ''Hmm. The man replied lightly, with his hands behind his back, but the figure in the dark night was majestic, where was the usual honest and sincere appearance, this is the momentum that only a person who has been in the top position for a long time has! 'How's it going?' The man asked. 'All is ready, as the Lord commands!' A man in black replied at once. 'Very good, give me something. The man nodded in satisfaction, and took a set of clothes and a human skin mask from the man in black. By the time the man finished changing his equipment, he had become a completely different person. This, this person, this person is actually ?! Isn't this the man who raped the woman that night and made her pregnant?! What the hell is this ......?"

Guo Jiazheng was talking up, and suddenly his eyelids jumped, "Hey, hey, if you have something to say, don't lift stones, what does a woman look like when she moves her hands and feet!" ”

"You 'gentleman' moves, we women naturally have to do it!" Tang Ji grabbed a small stone from the ground, glared at Guo Jia and shouted, what a story, he was ruined like this, and it was ruined repeatedly! Cao Xi also helped out on the side for the first time.

Guo Jia really wanted to cry without tears at this time, the one just now may be a spoof, but now this is the real story. There is suspense, there is a plot, there is a conspiracy, there is a trick, the bad guy turns out to be the good guy in the end, and the good guy turns out to be the bad guy in the end, this is a fascinating and good story. Sure enough, he, Guo Jia, is still a little ahead of his time, so he should tell these women about Journey to the West, which can always defeat monsters?

"Ahh Suddenly, an exaggerated scream rang out in the pouring rain.

"I haven't even beaten you yet, what's your name?" Tang Ji angrily shook the stone in her hand, indicating that she hadn't made a move yet.

As a result, Guo Jia replied in amazement, "I didn't call at all." ”

Guo Jia knew that Tang Ji couldn't really beat him, just pretending a little, there was no need to act so exaggerated and pretentious.

As soon as Guo Jia's words fell, everyone's faces changed.

(To be continued)