Chen Zikun is also a little flustered, in the days of pulling the car, he often goes to the door of the book teahouse to squat and rub the free drum book to listen, what Kangxi Ye Zhi captures and worships, Qianlong Ye five times to the south of the Yangtze River The jokes are familiar to hear, these stories in the inner guards are often important supporting roles, in the interpretation of storytellers, the imperial guards are both wise and brave, handsome and chic, and the wind is tight.

But if you look closely, these Ouchi guards are tall, short, fat and thin, hunched over, and they don't seem to look very good, but their temper is quite big, and a tall and strong man shouted at this side: "Bah! Where did the Diao people come from, dare to go to the big inner wilderness! I don't know if this is at the feet of the Son of Heaven. ”

Chen Zikun's fire was hooked up suddenly, although he had heard about the power of the guards in the teahouse, but more time he was exposed to the idea of democracy and freedom at Peking University, the Qing Empire was finished, and the emperor had abdicated.

"Damn, what's wrong with the Ouchi guards, the master is right." Chen Zikun rolled up his sleeves, spat on the slap, and turned back to ask the brothers: "Do you watch me fight, or do you go together?" ”

It turned out to be the youngest Guo'er who was the first to stand up, and her small breasts stood tall: "Fuck it!" ”

Then there is Zhao Jiayong, who is a soldier who eats food, and he is more courageous than the average person: "Brother Kun, count me in." ”

Xue Baoqing and Xiao Shunzi glanced at each other, they were all on this one, and no matter how scared they were, they had to bite the bullet.

The five brothers were gearing up and were about to step forward to make a move, when suddenly Yao Yilei shouted: "Wait! ”

Chen Zikun said: "What's the matter? ”

Yao Yilei rushed back to the car, took a pack of popcorn she had just bought on the road, found a clean step to sit on, waved her hand and said, "Okay." ”

Chen Zikun's nose was crooked, and when he turned his head, he shouted at the yellow jackets: "Say okay first, don't move the guys." ”

The Ouchi guards were also not ambiguous, they untied their swords and swords one after another, walked over with cold eyebrows, and the two sides stood still and looked at each other.

The guards are not young, although their faces are cleanly shaved, and their hats and coats are cleaned up, but they always look like they are not like that, and if you look closely, there are patches on the boots of several masters, but the arrogance of the Son of Heaven on their faces is very arrogant.

Chen Zikun asked in a rough voice: "Which turtle son called?" ”

One of the guards said angrily: "Bold! Do you know that you have committed the sin of great disrespect? ”

"Big fuck you." Chen Zikun punched him, hitting the guard in the cheek, causing him to bleed from his nose on the spot, and the two sides hugged each other and started a group fight.

As soon as I got to know, the legendary Da Nei guards were just like that, the Qing Dynasty had fallen for several years, and the palace was guarded by guards, and the guards' kung fu had long been abandoned, and they also had fat in their waists.

This fight was so lively, and in the end, they basically lay down, the guards had crooked armor, blue noses and swollen faces, and their yellow coats were torn, of course, Xue Baoqing, Xiao Shunzi and a few of them were no better, their clothes were torn, and they sat on the ground panting.

At the entrance of Shenwu, only the head of the guard and Chen Zikun were still there with fists and feet, and both of them were secretly surprised by the strength of each other's martial arts.

The two sides did not fight to the death, they were all point-to-point, so there were many tricks, and the fight was extremely exciting, and suddenly heard a burst of applause on the Shenwu Gate, and then a male duck rattled in his voice: "Good fight!" ”

Chen Zikun looked up and saw that a thin young man of thirteen or fourteen years old was standing condescendingly on the tower of Shenwu Gate, with a pair of ink crystal glasses on his face, and his hippie smiling face was really underwhelming.

"You're Henry?" Chen Zikun is pretending to be confused, the other party's virtue is clearly to abolish the emperor and declare the unification, and if he wants to change others, he may have knelt down and kowtowed, but he didn't buy this account.

Xuantong smiled: "I am Henry, Henry is me." ”

Xiao Shunzi and a few of them looked at each other, all stupid, this fight is with the emperor, although the emperor has abdicated, but he is still the emperor of the Ninety-Five, how the people are offended.

"The emperor is auspicious!" Xiao Shunzi was the first to react, and knocked his head down, Xue Baoqing also followed the kowtow mountain and shouted long live, Zhao Jiayong was at a loss, and Guo'er opened his mouth wide, completely frightened.

Emperor Xuantong laughed and waved his hand: "Let them in." ”

The guards brought the young men and Yao Yilei into the Shenwu Gate, surrounded by red walls, towering corner towers, blue brick paving, and people standing on both sides of the road wearing the robes of the former Qing Dynasty, all of them were white and beardless, presumably the legendary eunuchs.

Everyone trembled and came to a palace in the west of the Imperial Garden, the plaque was impressively three words "Shufangzhai", the emperor sat down in the middle, and behind him stood a chief eunuch, a foreigner in a suit and leather shoes, Chen Zikun saw him a foreigner, and couldn't help but light up his eyes, this is not Johnston who had been to the miscellaneous hospital with Dr. Stanley.

When Emperor Xuantong saw them coming in, he got down from the throne, walked straight to Chen Zikun, and stretched out his hand to him: "Weeto Forbidden City, Misi Tuo Chen." ”

Chen Zikun stretched out his hand and shook the emperor's hand without being humble or arrogant, and said with a smile: "The emperor invited me to eat a table of eight yuan for a table at the Beijing Hotel, and I haven't thanked you yet." ”

The Emperor chuckled again.

Johnston came up and said, "It's a joke, a British prank, I hope you don't mind." ”

Chen Zikun smiled: "Of course I don't mind, Mr. Zhuang." ”

Johnston was stunned: "Young man, do you know me?" ”

Chan said, "In January, I took the liberty of visiting you at Citi Clinic. ”

Johnston suddenly realized: "I remember you." ”

Xuantong said: "He is Chen Zikun, who once defeated Tai Zhan Kui and broke into the bandits' nest alone to rescue the hostages, which has been published in the newspapers, who doesn't know him." ”

Only then did Chen Zikun understand that co-authoring the emperor was to make fun of himself and himself.

Xuantong was obviously very interested in Chen Zikun's martial arts, he said that his guard commander was a Wujin scholar in the 28th year of Guangxu, proficient in Shaolin Wudang Kung Fu, and could be called the first person in Da Nei.

"Chen Zikun, I ask you, who did you learn from?" The Emperor asked with interest.

"My mentorship is very miscellaneous, including the Lost Trace Boxing of Jingwumen, the leg skills of Foshan Baozhilin, and the Wudang swordsmanship, the golden bell jar of the outer gate, etc." Chen Zikun talked eloquently, the emperor's eyebrows fluttered, and while listening, he asked the commander of the guards to introduce him.

After chatting for a while, the eunuch whispered a few words in the emperor's ear, and the emperor said: "Pass the meal, I want to feast on friends on the rivers and lakes in Shufangzhai." ”

The eunuchs and palace maids did not dare to slack off, and immediately took action, and a quarter of an hour later, a royal banquet was placed in Shufang Zhai, and the big guy was dumbfounded when he saw it.

The so-called imperial banquet is some dishes made of pork and mutton, not to mention the single color, it is still cold, and it tastes like sawdust, but it is also a banquet given by the emperor, everyone cheered up and ate it fiercely.

At the end of the banquet, the emperor yawned, and the eunuch waved the dust: "Wait for you to kneel down." ”

Some of the young people knelt down, some bowed, withdrew from Shufangzhai, and were led out of the Shenwu Gate by the guards, got into the car, and were full of excitement one by one, they could sit and eat with the emperor.

"It's too early to go back now, right?" Yao Yilei said.

Xiao Shunzi said: "Miss Yao, where do you want to go, Liuguo Hotel?" ”

"The Six Nations Hotel is tired of playing, let's go to the Beijing Hotel, I'll treat you."

"Good!" The teenagers had a lot of fun and unanimously passed, and Chen Zikun could only obey the majority in the minority.

When the car drove to the door of the Beijing Hotel, the waiter was surprised to see that five guys in tattered clothes came out of the car, and was about to step forward to scold, when a charming girl got down from the driver's seat, and raised her hand was a big bill: "Look forward to Miss Ben's car." ”

"Okay, please." The waiter immediately nodded.

Miss Yao took a bun of dirt buns, held her head high, entered the ballroom of the Beijing Hotel, found a seat and sat down, and the waiter served a wine list, which was full of foreign languages, and Miss Yao said without looking at it: "Open me a bottle of champagne." ”

The waiter was secretly surprised, the price of champagne is not cheap, could it be that he met someone who drank overlord wine, and when he hesitated, the manager of the dance hall came over, and when he saw Yao Yilei at a glance, he hurriedly stepped forward and greeted warmly: "Miss Yao, what kind of wind blew you here, you are a rare guest." ”

He scolded the waiter again: "What are you doing in a daze, why don't you go and serve the wine quickly." ”

The waiters knew that it was the real guests who came, and hurriedly brought all kinds of drinks and snacks, the sterling silver ice bucket was filled with champagne imported from France, a thin layer of dew on the bottle, and a dazzling array of Western-style pastries, the taste was much better than the dumplings, maltose, rock sugar gourds sold at the mouth of the alley, and the lights on the dance floor hit everyone, which was bizarre.

On the dance floor, red men and green women are dancing, men's suits and leather shoes, women's long skirts fluttering, and the teenagers look at the tattered Chinese-style short fights that they are fighting and tearing, and they are all ashamed of themselves.

"Xiao Shunzi, I finally know that you have to go to the Six Nations Hotel on an errand for whatever you say." Xue Baoqing muttered, this scene completely shocked him.

Xiao Shunzi's eyes flashed with hope: "This is life, if you can be like this for a lifetime, you will be willing to live ten years less." ”

"Gentlemen, to celebrate our victory, cheers." Yao Yilei raised the champagne glass, and the teenagers also clumsily picked up the wine glasses, and the six wine glasses touched together.

"Beggar Silk."

"!"

After drinking, he smacked his lips: "This champagne is so delicious, sweet and silky, and with bubbles." ”

"Well, it's delicious, it's just not strong enough."

Yao Yilei smiled proudly: "You want to be strong, right?" With a snap of his fingers, the waiter immediately approached.

"Five double-serving whiskeys."

The waiter was just about to leave, Yao Yilei said: "Before I finish speaking, vodka, rum, juniper berries, brandy, five glasses of each." ”

It didn't take much effort, but a team of waiters came with wine, and the teenagers took turns tasting all kinds of spirits, and they were dizzy and confused.

In a trance, I saw a man in a suit come to pull Yao Yilei's hand, and was slapped away by Miss Yao, without waiting for Chen Zikun to make a move, Xiao Shunzi, who was too drunk, waved a wine bottle and pounced, and a wine bottle smashed on the other party's head.

A scuffle began, and the beaten party was also four or five people together, a dozen people fought in the ballroom, but the band was in danger, and played a fast-paced Spanish matador dance, the sound of broken glass, cursing, women screaming, and the music mixed together to form a unique symphony.

Chen Zikun and the others had just defeated the Ouchi guards, and it was when they were full of spirit and sharpness, and a few men in suits were not a problem, and they quickly put them all to the ground, and five men and one woman escaped from the dance hall, stumbling on the parking lot, laughing heartily.

Climbing into the car, Yao Yilei started the car and drove away crookedly, fortunately, there are very few pedestrians and vehicles on the road in Beijing at night, otherwise it would have to be an accident.

Back at the Ziguang Depot, everyone went back to their rooms to sleep, Yao Yilei was already drunk, Chen Zikun helped her to the door of the West Wing, pushed the door in, Yao Yilei suddenly pounced and viciously sealed his mouth.

Sweet and silky taste, just like champagne.