Obviously, those Western reporters could not just count it like this, and someone immediately asked: "But Minister Li, we have heard that the military expenses of those Korean nobles are provided by you Chinese, so how do you explain it?" ”

Li Enfu came as soon as he opened his mouth to talk nonsense, and he didn't have time to say: "Our official didn't give them any military expenses, don't just slander them!" ”

"But, as far as I know, the Korean nobility doesn't have much money left! How could they possibly have so much wealth to pay for this army? Moreover, I also investigated and found that you also remit a lot of money from China to your Korean government in your Chinese bank every month, all of which are used to pay for the war of restoration to Korea. And these funds were used as a reward for the killing of Japanese women and children, how do you explain this? And these riches are also provided by you Chinese. Can we say that all this money is also used by you to provide military spending to North Korea? Therefore, please freeze the source of this wealth, and then you can no longer provide it to the DPRK military funds. ”

The Tories also lashed out; "The emperor can't be like this, isn't this aiding the abuse? How can I, the Emperor of China, do anything to aid and abet the abuse? ”

Li Enfu still spoke nonsense and said: "We in China have never had a country or individual provide military spending to the DPRK, so please don't slander us!" ”

But the reporter still had two brushes and said: "After some investigation, I found that these are remittances from your Chinese imperial family, and they are all handled by your emperor's imperial concubine Quan Zhixian, can you say that this has nothing to do with your Chinese imperial family?" ”

Li Enfu's eyelids jumped, these guys are still quite well-informed, but the reporter is well-informed, which is not a strange thing. This kind of thing inside the bank. It is difficult to say that it is difficult to check, and it is not easy to check if it is not easy to check. As long as there is some connection, you can still get the news if you are willing to spend some "activity funds".

Since this guy has two brushes, but Li Enfu is not a parallel import, although this is unexpected, Li Enfu is the spokesman. It's very adaptable.

"Well, there's a reason for that. You should also know that our Emperor His Majesty is suave and talented, and he is really a hero in the world. And many beauties from all over the world are also willing to be the emperor's concubines, and there are some women from North Korea who are willing to enter the palace to serve the emperor. Of course, after getting married, you can't forget your mother's family right away, right? Saying goes. Uncle Lang's family broke the bones and tendons! Although they have already married into China, they really have nothing to do with their mother's family from our oriental traditional customs. But after all, blood is thicker than water, how could he forget his mother's family because he got married? Moreover, the concubines of our emperor have a fixed proportion of dividends in the emperor's estate, and they can hold different proportions of the right to dividends from dry shares with different identities, which the emperor gave them for personal reasons. ”

"In the East, we pay attention to the rule of filial piety. Filial piety is a traditional virtue in our Eastern countries. And those concubines have wealth, so they also want to help their mother's family? Of course. This is not to say that they are very busy with military spending! Our emperor's concubines took their share of the dividends to their families, and these things are not military expenses! These money are either the death days of those grandparents and grandmothers, and they must send some funds for tomb sweeping, and their families will replace the tomb sweeping. And Mom and Dad's birthday. It will also be given. ”

But immediately someone questioned, "How many parents do you have?" How many birthdays can there be? ”

"Well, that's right. According to the past, a man in our East could marry more than one woman, and the offspring of one of the women should be fathers and aunts of other women, and their status is equivalent to stepmother, and those women are also elders for these children. also exists as a stepmother. And in our Eastern customs, even a stepmother must be honored, even as a mother. And these concubines have many stepmothers, and many of the ancestors have more than just one stepmother, so different stepmothers' birthdays and various death dates are also to send their hearts! ”

Those European and American journalists almost vomited blood, and there was such a reason. With the abilities of those Korean nobles, which one is not a group of wives and concubines? And these women are also "stepmothers", and they also have to be filial piety together, so such a family with a group of wives and concubines will naturally have more birthdays. There are many people, and there are many dead people, right? There are only 365 days in a year, and there are always many days that can be encountered.

"Of course, that's not all. Qingming Chongyang, that is also to be given. There are also many festivals that are also to be given to the past. Anyway, there are too many places to give money, and all this money is given to the concubine to honor their mother's family, can't it be considered military expenses? Is it not allowed to honor my mother's family? This is not in line with our concept of governing the country with filial piety? If you have any doubts, we can go back and let you reminisce about it and make a list for you. ”

Li Enfu's nonsense, those reporters all regarded it as garbage. There is no excuse for the sin that you want to add, and as long as you want to find an excuse, you can always find it. If you want to give or ask for money, you can always find some excuse that seems appropriate. Excuses are actually easy to find, and it's not difficult. The key is whether your real purpose is filial piety or ulterior motives, that is also a question.

"But shouldn't you cut off these Korean nobles from using the money for military expenses and then letting their troops do such brutal things? And these payments in the name of so-called filial piety were sent to those mercenaries, which is the filial piety you want? ”

Li Enfu spread his hands again and said; "We can't help it, they embezzled it, we don't have a good way!"

"Then you're not going to oversee their finances?"

"I'm sorry, this is a family affair of your concubines, and our government has no right to interfere with the spending of private wealth."

The reporters were apparently helpless about the shamelessness of Lee En-bok's serious nonsense, and the Conservative immediately asked, "Is the court ready to punish mercenaries who kill women and children at will?" Should they be punished for killing women and children? ”

Li Enfu immediately said: "It should be punished, it should definitely be punished." This act of killing women and children in the course of war is the greatest evil, and we must not let them go so easily. All of us should know that war should protect women and children, and this act of killing women and children should be condemned by the international community. And those North Koreans who indiscriminately kill innocent people should be punished, and they should be severely punished. ”

Everyone suddenly found out that this Li Enfu actually came out of the sun in the west? If you want to severely punish these mercenaries, can you curb these mercenaries?

"Then ask the court of the imperial court to arrest these mercenaries back!" The Conservative asked.

Lee replied: "Why should we let our court arrest people? ”

"Aren't they North Koreans? And the DPRK is not a vassal state of our China? Shouldn't it be governed by the imperial court? Therefore, isn't it appropriate for our Chinese courts to try the crimes of citizens of our own subject countries? The Conservative asked.

Li Enfu immediately asked: "They have not broken the law in China, so why should our courts care about them?" ”

"Then aren't they our vassal states of China?" The Conservative asked.

The Conservative Party obviously still thinks in the past, believing that if it is a vassal state of China, it should be able to accept the administration and should be tried by the government. However, it is clear that Li Enfu has a good reason to shirk.

"They really broke the law in North Korea and committed adultery in North Korea, so we in China cannot deal with it, and we cannot punish them on our behalf. Are we going to infringe on the judicial sovereignty of North Korea? Judicial sovereignty is one of the basic sovereignty of every country, and it is absolutely impossible to arbitrarily interfere with other countries. However, China is not the kind of hegemonic country that will not casually infringe on the sovereignty of other countries, especially judicial sovereignty. Therefore, even if there is a trial, it will be judged by North Korea. When you go to another country, you must accept the laws of that country and abide by the local laws. If they commit crimes in North Korea, then naturally North Korea should try them, and we in China have no right to enforce the law across borders. Of course, if he commits a crime in China, I will severely punish him regardless of whether he is a citizen of my own country or a foreign citizen, and we will not tolerate it. ”

European and American reporters are all dizzy, and this reason is Wei Guangzheng, saying that it does not infringe on the judicial sovereignty of other countries, which is a good saying. But who in the whole world doesn't know that the so-called state of North Korea is just an empty shell, where can it have the ability to enforce the law? What's more, is it necessary for them to abandon their martial arts? These mercenaries are there to help them kill the enemy, and if they dispose of them, are they ruining their martial arts? What's more, when the time comes, will they still annoy China, will they be so stupid? Although China said that it is left to North Korea to judge? In fact, anyone can hear that they are telling North Korea not to judge, let alone take it seriously, and that Lee Eun-bok is just talking nonsense.

"Okay, do you have anything else to say? I'll answer them all! Li Enfu said.

Those European and American reporters are gone, obviously not going to ask, in front of an old official and oily politician like Li Enfu, can they ask anything? Anyway, Li Enfu is just talking serious nonsense here, and he can't ask anything. It's nothing more than two official words, no matter what he says, it's reasonable. (To be continued.) )