Chapter 0418. Kunlun slave, so cheap...
There are also blacks in the Tang Dynasty, and there are not a few black slaves and black artists, but they are not from Africa, Southeast Asia and South Asia also have a huge number of blacks, Malay blacks, according to research, most of the blacks in Chang'an come from here, and they are sold through Saigon near Linyi country, since ancient times, Saigon has been a major transit port city from Southeast Asia to China.
However, compared with the black slaves cultivated by the 'elite' of the slave merchants in Saigon, these black people in front of them are not a breed at all, they are tall and short, they are not docile and loyal at all, but quite suspicious and hostile.
It's not that these blacks are fierce, but in the hot Southeast Asia, these people have no concept of clothes at all, and they directly 'swing' out of their crotch grenades, and as soon as they flicked the two-star look, Li 'Yu'er covered her eyes depressedly and turned her head.
The momentum is violent, and at first sight, Hou Jie and a large group of government soldiers are completely murderous, and they almost burst into laughter, no way, it's really funny.
I have never seen the clothes of the Tang people, and the clothes of the two Wu brothers have become the trophies of these local people, but for the concept of clothes, the local people are really different from the Tang people.
It's okay to put up with the socks as gloves, but what does it mean to wrap the two brothers' 'fat' crotch cloth around their heads? Don't you think it's weird? Looking at the two native old men in the underwear pullover, they were still in extraordinary spirits, jumping up and down and shouting loudly, Hou Jie laughed at first sight.
Governor Yang Yucheng obviously choked a little, which maintained the majesty of the governor.
What's funny is not only that, Wu Yuanqing was also unlucky to be stripped naked like a pig, and a native also used a stone knife to 'force' his little Ding Ding, which was small enough, and it seemed to be even smaller when he was scared, as soon as he saw a large number of government soldiers wearing helmets and armor and holding steel crossbows, this kid was so frightened that he roared as hard as he could: "Don't shoot, Dudu, don't shoot, it's me, it's me!" ”
"Governor, what now?" In such a scene, he couldn't help but laugh, and Zhong Tang, the commander of the capital, bowed his hand to Yang Yucheng and asked, "Do you want the last general to exterminate these indigenous barbarians?" The governor can rest assured, the steel crossbow is 'fine' and accurate, and he can save Lord Wu, in case of an accident, the doctor of Zhichong Mansion also brought the best Jinchuang 'medicine' configured by Princess Pei. “
As for whether the little brother fell off Princess Wu can arrange to go to Ouchi to be a eunuch, this Zhong Tang can't be controlled.
Looking at Wu Yuanqing, whose face was as pale as a dead pig's 'meat', and then at the restless black people like monkeys, he pinched his chin and pondered for a moment, but Yang Yucheng shook his head.
"It's not proper, we have just arrived in Luzon, and we haven't stood still, I don't know how many such natives there are, and now the conflict has provoked a group of natives, and our death is small, I'm afraid it will affect His Highness's plan in the next step, this is the sinner of the Fujian Kingdom."
"For today's sake, let's see what these natives are going to do, Wu Sinong, you go and ask, how can these natives let Wu Sicang go?"
"Me?" Pointing to his nose, Wu Yuanshuang was stupid, and finally escaped from Ascension, let him go, it's too embarrassing, but looking at him with a cowardly look, Li 'Yu' is angry that he doesn't fight anywhere, just follows this dead fat man, how much loss did she suffer today?
"Less nonsense, that's your brother, who are you going to go to?" Raising the little man's boots, according to the dead fat man's buttocks, Li 'Yu'er kicked over, not wanting to kick off the banana leaf underwear surrounded by Wu Yuanshuang all of a sudden, so panicked that the county lord quickly turned his head and covered his eyes.
A light and cool body, Wu Yuanshuang really smiled like crying and staggered into the natives, people's language talent was really 'forced' out, so many natives stared at it like stupid pigs, even making noise, the two Wu brothers really understood the meaning of the natives, and ran for their lives, Wu Yuanshuang shook the grenade and ran back.
"Governor, they say Manila is their Bird's, and we have usurped their territory, so let's get out."
"How can it be?" The military attache Zhong Tang was immediately furious, and shouted angrily: "Dudu, these natives are arrogant, let the last general exterminate them." ”
"No hurry, no hurry." I didn't want to do it at this time, but Hou Jie waved his hand to the front, seeing that he looked like a son-in-law, Zhong Tang couldn't help but feel angry, and shouted angrily: "Little man, everyone has told us to get out, why aren't you in a hurry?" ”
Two green tendons jumped on the brain 'door', and his hands trembled for a long time before Hou Jie resisted the urge to hit people, well, it was for the overall situation, not because of Zhong Tang's five major and three thick muscles 'meat' knots, his number one thug was still in a state, pinching his chin, Hou Jie Shen 'groaned' and said: "Before coming, King Min said that for these natives, you don't have to count all the force, the natives are ignorant, preach martial arts, and then use the benefits to 'lure' and 'confuse'. ”
"Promote martial arts?" Yang Yucheng's eyes lit up, and Zhong Tang was confused.
"Hah!"
In the loud hustle and bustle, sixteen Tang Army men lined up, fists and feet, snorting and shouting came a burst of military boxing, the so-called military boxing is not the market boxing method, but in the war with the She people, according to the actual combat boxing method summarized by the original She boxing, not to mention, the one meter eight Han of all "color" shook the muscles and "flesh", shouted and shouted, and the fists and feet were windy, and it really saw that hundreds of Malay black people had straight eyes.
It's not over yet, show off your martial arts.
"Hah!"
There was another burst of shouting, and the Tang soldiers and men performed hard qigong again, and the eight big men squatted on the horse step with their chests, and the other eight rounded their fists, and hammered on the 'chest' of the big man with a bang, and every time they hit, they must shout.
Sure enough, the murderous performance, a large number of Malay black faces watched have a tendency to turn green, and a few babbling leaders wrapped in the crotch cloth of the Wu brothers all took a few steps back, shrinking in the center of the clan, seeing this scene, Hou Jie nodded with satisfaction again, stretched out his hand and pushed Zhong Tang and said, "Captain Zhichong, it's time for you to get on, right?" ”
"Well, this, the last general will look at the investigation of the propaganda of force, it's almost." At this time, Zhong Tang twisted like a girl, but Hou Jie, who was bitter and hateful, cared about him, pushed him out, and shouted loudly: "You guys, don't hurry up and wait for Lord Zhong to play." ”
A wooden table was placed in front of the two groups of people, the natives looked at each other, Zhong Dudu was pressed on the table, and the four big men brought a generous stone to cushion Zhong Tang's 'chest', holding the stone Zhong Tang and screaming sadly: "Lord Hou, the 'chest' mouth is broken with a big stone, the last general has not practiced for many years, give, give the last general some preparation time." ”
"Now is the time to prepare." Regardless of his three-seven-twenty-one, Hou Jie had already 'yin' smiled and picked up the sledgehammer, boom, a hammer went down, and the big stone was torn apart.
"Good !!"
The soldiers of the whole army burst into warm applause, but unfortunately, before the heroic end, Zhong Guoyi suddenly rolled his eyes and foamed at the mouth, which made Hou Jie anxious, and patted Zhong Tang's rough face and crackled: "Hey, Lord Zhong, get up, be mighty, mighty!" ”
Without waiting for Zhong Tang to fight again, a group of natives who were frightened shouted at this time, rolled their eyes, and before Li 'Yu'er got on his feet, he consciously flashed his 'fat' cheeks and stepped forward, and then came back with a sad face: "Dudu, the natives have said that although you have shown the blessing of the gods and sacrificed your most heroic warriors, they will not give up the land left by their ancestors, at most, at most, let us live here." ”
"Looks like it's the bottom line." threw the sledgehammer and muttered, Hou Jie whispered a few times in Yang Yucheng's ear, and Yang Yucheng, who listened to it, couldn't help but 'show' a crying and laughing expression, and then waved his hand and ordered: "Come on, take wine, take cigarettes, and take some salt and cloth." ”
After a while, the things arrived, holding a piece of cloth, holding a jar of salt, and carrying a wine bottle and a cigarette bag pot, Wu Yuanshuang looked dazed, Hou Jie stepped forward with a 'yin' smile, and made a gesture of invitation with a smile: "Wu Sinong, this is the price of buying land from the Governor's Mansion of our Fujian State, you go and talk to the locals, we want to buy Manila." ”
"What?" Wu Yuanshuang almost didn't throw things away, even if he is a gentleman, it's not that he has no common sense to this point, this thing wants to buy a huge piece of water and grass in Manila? It's too fantastical, right?
"Wu Sinong, it's your brother who is trapped, besides, being rude in front of the county lord is a serious crime, and you have to change your head!"
Hou Jie obscenely drew at Wu Yuanshuang's little Ding Ding, and made a cutting action, and Li 'Yu'er', who was bitter and hateful, also cooperated with the 'Lu' to 'dew' the whale tooth short sword that came down from Li Rong's body at some point, and it was 'excited' Lingling shivered, and Wu Yuanshuang hugged things even more sadly.
Tobacco and alcohol are really the fastest way for human beings to 'communicate', salt and cloth were accepted, but a few black heads with cigarettes and alcohol looked like they were 'confused' and 'confused', gritting his teeth, Wu Yuanshuang twisted open the wine bottle and took a sip, and then 'touched' the flint from the crotch cloth on a certain head's head and lit the cigarette pouch pot, looking at his fluttering 'desire' immortal appearance, a group of elders took it curiously.
A sip of wine, choking to the point of spitting fire, a puff of smoke, choking and coughing, but the second sip is getting better, the third sip is simply inseparable, five or six black heads are scrambling to smoke and drink, and after a while, the Wu brothers have also become the most popular people in the black tribe, not only to remove the threat on the little Ding Ding, but also to hook their shoulders and backs together to 'smoke' cigarettes, drink and sing.
In the evening, a large bluestone that was countless times stronger than the boulder at the mouth of Zhongtang's 'chest' was smashed into the land on the bank of the Bashi River, which clearly stated that in February of the 23rd year of Zhenguan, Manila and its vicinity belonged to the Tang Dynasty, and the black man also chiseled out the equivalent of 'trade' below, a bag of cigarettes, a bottle of wine, a piece of cloth, and a jar of salt.
The Wu brothers, who finally put on their clothes and turned into well-dressed beasts again, looked at the stone tablet perseverance, and still flattened their mouths in disbelief: "This land price is inevitably too cheap, right?" ”
"Hey, brother, now we are friends with the chief of the bird don't, is there a 'door' to sell Kunlun slaves to Chang'an?"
As soon as Wu Yuanshuang said this, the Wu brothers' eyes lit up like a light bulb again.