Chapter 78 Conditions for making a crossbow
"Humph!" Old Man Lei is not happy, how to insult him personally, can we say that his ancestors are traitors!
The old man was stunned, his crutches poked the ground fiercely, and with a bang, he stood up, trembling all over, and roared: "Huangkou Xiaoer, how can you let you insult the ancestors of the Lei family." The old man took this kid to a place, but I want to make your kid increase his eyesight, otherwise he will talk nonsense! ”
After speaking, the old man Lei walked in front of himself, and the bear child made a grimace at the fat man, and hurriedly went over to help the old man out.
"Hey, this kid!" The fat man couldn't cry or laugh, stood up, felt the pain under his feet, and hurriedly let the monkey help him, and said in his heart, in order to test whether this old man Lei has real skills, this stomping is also worth it, but this bear child is too bad, it is unforgivable, and he must be spanked if he catches it.
followed the old man Lei around the mansion a few times, and came to a perennial uninhabited house in the backyard, the old man took out the key and opened the door tremblingly, and led the fat two into the house.
As soon as the fat man came in, he saw bows hanging all over the room, all kinds of bows, long and short, conjoined, double-ringing, and all kinds of strange bows, and then followed the old man Lei into the dark room, the old man Lei lit the lamp, and looked at it by the light, and the fat man and the monkey were stunned.
"Uncle, the smell in this room is so pungent." The monkey hurriedly pinched his nose.
Fat people don't have a very good sense of smell, so it's not unusual. What the hell has nitrate. Sour. Sweet. The smell of oil is pungent, which can be endured, and it is naturally not under the words of the fat man to endure other smells.
"It's a medicinal smell, you can go out if you can't stand it!" Old Man Lei hated the house and Wu because of the fat man's words, and immediately reprimanded the monkey.
The monkey did not dare to make a sound, and waited for the fat man to give him a head, but unfortunately disappointed him, because the fat man's glasses were staring at the things in the room and could not take his eyes off.
I saw that half of the room was full of all kinds of sinks, the big ones were 50 centimeters long, and the small ones were more than a meter long and 30 centimeters wide.
These sinks with different laughter are not the most critical, the most important thing is that each sink is soaked in unknown potions, and the sinks are actually full of bamboo, horns, wood, raw cowhides, and many kinds of ox scriptures, and the color of the medicinal water in the sink is different, and it is expected to be different potions.
"The bows in this outhouse are all made by the old ancestors, let you try it. The house here is soaked in the materials for making bows, and if you dare to insult your ancestors, you will use the craftsmanship handed down by your ancestors to make a bow, so that you can see it. "Old Man Lei was very angry.
"Hey, the little one really has eyes and doesn't know the gold and jade, and the dog is blind, don't be angry, just now it was all a small deliberately want to ask the old man for a favor, so he is talking nonsense, you don't remember the villain, just treat the little one as a fart, let it go?" The fat man immediately pretended to be a turtle grandson, and his face changed faster than turning a book, he knew that he had found a treasure, something similar to a military crossbow, as long as Old Man Lei opened his mouth, it would be over.
With a room full of sinks, unknown medicinal liquids, and these bow-making materials soaked in the medicinal liquid, the fat man knew that he had met a master, and asked the master to work for him, and it was not a big deal to be a grandson, and it would only be bad if he was willful.
"Help?" Old Man Lei stared, and a sneer suddenly appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he said, "Dream! ”
"Uh......" The fat man was a little blind, it seems that the anger just now, this old guy has not disappeared.
"But if you kid can promise the old man two things, your kid is not dreaming, let alone helping, even if you want the old man's life to give it to you!" Old Man Lei suddenly changed his words and said.
"Those two?" The fat man didn't expect this old guy to negotiate terms with him, and there was hope for making this military crossbow.
"The first condition, kill all the little devils in Qingzhou City!" When he said this, Old Man Lei's face was pale, and his chest rose and fell violently, as if he had thought of something sad.
Seeing that Old Man Lei was emotional, the bear child hurriedly grabbed the hem of the old man's clothes with his little hand and shook it, and then asked Old Man Lei to look down at her, his eyes were full of love, sighed, looked up at the fat man again, and said: "This second thing, take the stone away, teach her the ability to fight devils, her grandparents died in the devil bomb, and her parents died in the hands of the two devil bandits, take her away, and let her avenge her relatives." ”
Speaking of this, Old Man Lei and the bear child both looked at the fat man to see how he replied.
"What the fuck is the world!" The fat man scolded his mother angrily, he is not in this world, he really doesn't understand that the people in the occupied area are like captive animals, let the little devil slaughter, he glanced at the dirty bear child, looked up at the old man Lei and suddenly laughed: "Old man, you are too underestimated, how can this little devil in Qingzhou City be fat enough to kill, haha!" ”
"Okay, worthy of being a bloody man!" Old man Lei applauded, different from the kind of compliment when he first met the fat man, at this moment it is really earnest praise, not to mention anything else, the pride in the fat man's little eyes is the only one the old man has seen.
"It's just this second condition, fat man, I can't promise you." The fat man looked at the bear child who was only four or five years old, and he felt that he didn't have a taste, such a child still relied on his parents to be coquettish in his time, and no matter how bad he was, he was playing with children in kindergarten.
And this bear child wants to learn from him the ability to kill devils, the spicy next door, even if he is insidious and cunning, no matter how black-hearted, he is not bad enough to make a four or five-year-old child a killing machine.
But this fucking war has swept these four or five-year-old children in, and it really responded to that sentence, there are no eggs under the nest!
The bear child clenched two small fists, gritted his teeth and looked at him angrily, his eyes seemed to eat him, and said a cruel word that shocked the fat man's jaw: "If you don't accept it, you won't accept it, I will definitely find the 'fat guts special warfare', and he will definitely teach me to kill devils!" ”
The fat man and the monkey almost knelt down for the bear child, and the monkey laughed even more, and tears were almost laughing.
Neither of them could have imagined the name of "Fat Courage Special Warfare", which was so well-known that even the people in the mountains and villages knew it.
"Your grandma's, smile and smile! Don't go with the fat man yet! The fat man kicked the monkey with a black face and raised his foot, and he did not dare to stay any longer, for fear that he would be soft-hearted and take the four or five-year-old bear child on the evil road.
He didn't want a kid without a high butt to learn to kill, so he preferred to give up making this military crossbow.
The monkey was in pain, and immediately shut up, he already had a bad premonition from the fat man's tone, or be obedient, push-ups had become his nightmare.
"Old man, farewell!" As soon as the fat man arched his hand, he led the monkey outside the house after speaking, and then exhaled heavily, it was too depressing, as long as he was in this era, he felt extremely depressed when he heard and saw those uneven incidents.
Walking to the corner, the fat man pulled his trouser legs, then sat in the corner with a buttocks, took out the hard door, lit one for himself, and sat in the corner and smoked, he didn't mean to squat in the corner, but he overheard the conversation between an old man and a young inside, and then sighed in his heart, the ears are too smart!