Chapter 669: You Heng's group ridicule
"Then borrow the auspicious words of the adult!" Sima Yi replied, in fact, the interest was not as high as it appeared. What if it's really a good girl? Can be compared to ...... All right? A good girl is always out of reach. Perhaps, this is the so-called unobtainable, which is the best?
Now that the words have been said here, Sima Yi naturally took the opportunity to invite him on the spot. It's all your own people here, so you should have a face, right? You must know that this is the first time to marry a wife, not a concubine, and if there is no major event, everyone will definitely participate.
"Master Zhuge Gongzi, you must also appreciate it when the time comes." Sima Yi finally invited Ming'er.
Ming'er: "It depends on the situation, I'll go when the young master goes." ”
“……”
said that it was probably the arrival of Hu Zhao, a series of things stimulated You Heng, You Heng, who was not big or small, and was lawless, finally became famous this time.
It turned out that after Cao Cao became the prime minister, he cleaned up a group of people, and at the same time, he issued a recruitment order, as always, he was eager to seek talents. And this time, Kong Rong finally recommended You Heng. Of course, this must have been agreed by You Heng himself, after all, a person like You Heng, if he doesn't agree with it, you Kong Rong recommended it without authorization, and it may be good intentions to make people suspicious. Kong Rong knows You Heng's character very well, so he won't make such a mistake. In other words, You Heng wants to be an official, he wants to be in a position, and he wants to get ahead.
Maybe he is dissatisfied with the mediocrity on his head, maybe he wants to show his talent to the world, or maybe he simply wants to be in the limelight to attract beautiful cuties. In a word. This time, You Heng took the initiative to get on.
Kong Rong's original words: "My friend You Heng, the word is flat." He is ten times as good as me. This person should be around the emperor, not only can be prepared for pedestrians. I should recommend the Son of Heaven. ”
Look. "His talent is ten times that of me", even if the ancients always loved to be humble, even if Kong Rong himself was not good (hey), this You Heng was obviously enough to enter Cao Cao's eyes. In addition, You Heng is also a disciple of Hu Zhao, and he is also familiar with Guo Jia, so he can be regarded as famous, in fact, Cao Cao had thought about recruiting You Heng before, but You Heng himself was unwilling, he was a man like the wind. No one else can restrain him! Therefore, if You Heng himself is not willing to submit, coercion and temptation will not work, and others will have no way to deal with him.
This time, You Heng can be regarded as taking the initiative to come to the door, and Cao Cao naturally met immediately. You know, Cao Cao is now a prime minister, an ordinary person. Even if he is a real talent, under normal circumstances, he can't see Cao Cao, so he can only go to Xun Yu. So. Cao Cao, who personally received You Heng, was already quite respectful.
As a result, You Heng, who was already very arrogant. This time it's even more crazy!
"Young master, who does he think he is! This is good. directly offended the entire court! Ming'er, who got the news, suddenly said angrily.
"Haha! Isn't it a matter of time or time, what is there to be surprised. If only he could get along with people, he would be fine. That was an accident. Guo Jia couldn't help laughing, "By the way, what did he say?" Tell me carefully, it's good to have a lot of fun. ”
"Young master, he also said about you!" Ming'er couldn't help but say, it is precisely because You Heng despises Guo Jia that Ming'er is so angry, otherwise, Ming'er will probably only laugh and pass by.
"It's okay, I just want to hear what the hell is said about me." Guo Jia said indifferently, this You Heng, who prides himself on being a genius, at least will not be untargeted.
So, Ming'er told Guo Jia,
"I heard that when you came up, that fellow, you said haughtily, 'Though the heavens and the earth are wide, there is no one at all.'" The prime minister replied: 'There are dozens of people under me, all of whom are heroes in the world, what does it mean that there is no one?' Then the prime minister listed them one by one, 'Guo Jia, Xun Yu, Xun You, Cheng Yu, deep and wise, although Xiao He and Chen Ping are not as good. Zhang Liao, Xu Chu, Li Dian, and Le Jin are brave, although Cen Peng and Ma Wu are not as good as them. Lu Qian and Man Pet are engaged, and Yu Ban and Xu Huang are pioneers; Xiahou is a genius in the world, and Cao Zixiao is a blessed general in the world. No one? 'Then, then young master, what do you think you Heng said to him? Ming'er said to Guo Jia.
Guo Jia pursed his lips, although he knew that there was such a thing, but if Guo Jia could remember this kind of detail, then there was no need to ask specifically now. Guo Jia is very curious, what does You Heng say about the group of people under Cao Cao, especially now he Guo Jia himself.
"Guo Jia can make the white words recite the endowment, Xun Yu can make the mourning and ask the disease, Xun You can make the tomb guard, Cheng Yu can make the door closed, Zhang Liao can make the drum sound gold, Xu Chu can make the cattle and horses, Le Jin can make the statement read the move, Li Dian can make the book sent, Lu Qian can make the knife sharpen the sword, the full pet can make the drinking and eating dregs, Yu Ban can make the negative version build the wall, Xu Huang can make the pig slaughter and kill the dog; Xiahoudun was called the complete general, and Cao Zixiao called for money and guarded. The rest are hangers, rice bags, wine barrels, and meat bag ears! ”
"Poof!" Guo Jia couldn't help but squirt out directly after hearing this, "Haha, it's amazing, it's really amazing, don't say anything after scolding them all, and add a special one to the rest, I said who are coming, Chen Qun, Liu Ye, Chen Deng?" Haha, the hanger metaphor is so wonderful. Guo Jia couldn't help laughing.
"Young Master!" Ming'er couldn't help but stomp her feet, but she didn't expect Guo Jia to really laugh, his own name was also in it, not some spectators.
"Okay, don't be angry, this guy already gives me a lot of face, okay. Guo Jia can make the white words recite the endowment, and what he said is not false, am I not the best at speaking! Guo Jia comforted Ming'er instead.
Ming'er pouted, and only Guo Jia himself would make his own jokes like this, and change it to other people in the world, when it comes to what Guo Jia is best at, who will say that it is such a verbal effort as Bai Zi Nianfu? Youheng, this is not to show what it is to look down on people!
Of course, if you really want to count, compared to other people, Guo Jia's item, well, at least a lot more elegant. "Writing in the vernacular" is not a derogatory word. You see that the other three Wenchen "mourning and asking questions", "guarding the grave" and "closing the door" are all unlucky words, from this point of view, You Heng may indeed have saved face for Guo Jia.
"Then the prime minister got angry and asked angrily, 'Then what are you capable of?' Ming'er continued to preach, "As a result, You Heng said shamelessly: 'Astronomy and geography are all incomprehensible; Three religions and nine streams, omniscient; The upper can be to the gentleman as Yao and Shun, and the lower can be worthy of Confucius and Yan. How can you talk about it with the vulgar! 'It's so infuriating, how can he be embarrassed to say it! Ming'er gritted her teeth for a while.
Guo Jia shrugged his shoulders, if it were to some modern interview occasions, maybe the boss above would still point to You Heng and say appreciatively, "What we need is someone like you."
However, no matter how much You Heng bragged about himself in the end, he degraded all the people in Cao Ying's camp at the beginning, and offended so many people, even if Cao Cao really appreciated You Heng, it was estimated that it would be difficult to promote him. Do you really want to be an official? So, he really went just to be famous? There is not that kind of grandstanding in any era, the more cheap, the more scolding, as long as you are famous, what does it matter so much. (To be continued......)