Chapter 187: Good Baby
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The village was boiling, and the villagers were so excited that they could kill the tiger or kill two tigers in one go. If you don't gather too many people, the people won't dare to cross the Taiping Gang, and the business will not be able to do it, even if you go to a relative, it will be very difficult.
Especially the hunters in the village, they have not been able to shoot the tigers, and it has not been a day or two since they were blamed by the villagers, but today they finally breathed a sigh of relief, and the two tigers were wiped out together in their own village.
After being excited for a while, the villagers remembered that if it weren't for the guests in the inn, whether they could stop the tiger tonight and successfully kill it, it's really hard to say, thank you!
When the village arrived at the door, he looked inside and shouted, "Guest, the tiger is dead, are you frightened?" ”
Yang Ze was frightened, although he was very brave just now, he smashed the oil lamp on the tiger's head, but he was almost scared to pee his pants, anyway, he was blocked in the house by the tiger and almost was bitten to death, this kind of experience is not something anyone can encounter, to say that he is not afraid, it is pure nonsense.
The room was lit with an oil lamp again, and Mugen was carried to the bed, and this half-grown boy had not yet woken up, and he was dizzy enough.
Yang Ze stretched out his finger and pressed Mu Gen's acupoint, and after a while, Mu Gen didn't wake up, and pressed it seven or eight times with all his strength, Mu Gen woke up slowly, he woke up, opened his eyes and saw Yang Ze, and shouted: "Master, have you been eaten by a tiger?" ”
Yang Ze was angry and funny, he nodded and said: "No, I was not eaten by the tiger, but you were eaten by the tiger, and you were pulled out by the tiger, your current shape is not a human form, but a pile of!" ”
Mugen was shocked and became a pile of poop himself? Yes. That's right, after being eaten by a tiger, when you pull it out, it will turn into a poop appearance!
Tan Zhengwen said: "Third Senior Brother, you are still piling up hot stool, so you can still hear us talking, but if you get cold, your soul will dissipate, so if you have any last words, say it quickly." It's cold, and your pile of will get cold quickly! ”
Yang Ze looked at Mu Gen and thought, "He has to show his loyalty at this time, crying and shouting, saying that he will return to my family as an apprentice in the next life, and give me an apprentice, will this be the case?" ”
Tan Zhengwen and Fu Bingrong were also looking at Mu Gen, waiting for him to say something arrogant, generally speaking. At this time, you have to say some bold words, just like before a prisoner goes to the court to cut off his head, he must say that his head has fallen off and the bowl has a big scar. Eighteen years later, Lao Tzu is like a good man again.
Who knows, Mugen, this kid is usually woody and wood-brained, but at this time he is clever, of course, he is clever and does not mean that he has seen through what everyone deceives him. Instead, he shouted, "Master, hurry up and put me on the stove, it's hot." Don't let me get cold, I don't want to be so fast yet! ”
Hi! Everyone waited for a long time, and they actually waited for such a sentence, this time not only Yang Ze laughed loudly, but even Tan Zhengwen and Fu Bingrong laughed back and forth, Yan Chenghou, an honest man, couldn't bear it anymore, he said: "Put it on the stove and it will be cooked!" ”
At this time, the inside outside was shouting, Yang Ze no longer paid attention to Mu Gen, he turned around, and said, "Whoever is outside, please come in and talk!" ”
Li Zheng entered the house, saw Yang Ze, and saw that everyone was surrounding him, so he knew that Yang Ze was the leader, and Yang Ze looked like a bit of an official person, how dare Xiao Li be lazy!
Li Zheng bowed to Yang Ze, and said with a smile on his face: "Guest, the small one is Li Zheng in the village, there was a tiger in the village just now, but it has frightened the guests, if it scares you, the small one will accompany you guest officers!" ”
Yang Ze smiled and said, "It's not a fright, but in the future, your house here must be repaired stronger, otherwise you won't be able to stop the tiger from running on the house!" As he spoke, he pointed to the big hole in his head, and he saw that the roof was really not well repaired.
Tan Zhengwen's mouth has always been fast, and when he saw that Yang Ze had no intention of blaming, he said: "I said that you are right, how do you know that your eyes are frightened when you see my family's adults?" You have such a bad memory, you just forgot what just happened? If it weren't for my family setting the tiger's head on fire, if it weren't for a few of us slashing the knife, you people in the village would still want to kill the tiger? Just kidding! ”
Li Zheng was embarrassed, wasn't that what was going on just now, if it weren't for the help of these guests, they would really have to make a lot of effort to kill the tiger, maybe they would have to let the tiger run away!
Li Zheng had no choice but to say: "When there is such a thing as a tiger coming down the mountain in the village, it is really thanks to the help of the guests, and the villagers are very grateful." After a pause, he was a little embarrassed to say thank you, not to mention that the young man in front of him sounded like an official, which could not help but express it, and he said: "I don't know what adults call you, you are a hero who fights tigers, we know the name of adults, and we will set up an immortal tablet in the future, thank you old man!" ”
Yang Ze waved his hand and said, "But it's okay, I don't dare to be an immortal tablet or something, don't call me an old man, I'm not twenty yet!" By the way, what are you going to do with these two tigers outside? ”
As he spoke, he went out of the house to see the two dead tigers in the yard. When the tiger fell into the house just now, he was frightened, how could he be in the mood to see how big the tiger grew, but now as soon as he came out of the house, he saw the two dead tigers!
I secretly cheered in my heart, good guy, it's really big enough, these two tigers each have hundreds of pounds, and their bodies are huge, although they are now covered in bruises, and the tiger skin seems to be worthless, but the tiger is a treasure, especially such a big tiger, it should be worth a lot of money, so he has the heart to take the two tigers as his own, and if you can't see the good things, forget it, see it, of course you can't let go.
Li Zheng followed him out of the house, listened to Yang Ze's words, he blinked his eyes, how could he know in advance about the tiger going down the mountain, this was an emergency, he was not psychologically prepared at all, and he didn't expect to be able to kill the two tigers together, he didn't think of anything in advance, he didn't have an idea, and he didn't know how to deal with it.
Yang Ze turned his head and saw that Li Zheng was silent, so he said again: "Do you plan to eat the tiger meat in the whole village, and sell the rest of the things to everyone, or do you want to do something?" ”
Of course, Tan Zhengwen understood Yang Ze's thoughts, and he immediately said: "If this tiger didn't have us, it would be impossible to be killed, so two tigers, there must be one of us, this can't be said to be unfair!" ”
Li Zhengyi grinned, he hadn't thought about what to do with these two dead tigers, now Yang Ze asked suddenly, Tan Zhengwen suddenly helped beside him, he had no idea, so he had to look at the villagers gathered in the yard, and wanted to wait for the old village elders to give an idea!
It's a pity that at this time, the people around are all strong men in the village, there are no old people, and the old people will not come out to fight the tiger, the old arms and legs, in case the tiger is not successful, but the tiger is taken away, it is not bad!
No one came up with an idea, Li Zheng was at a loss, I don't know how to answer, what about the two tigers, one has to be worth hundreds of dollars, if you give it away directly, it's really distressing!
Fu Bingrong came out of the house and shouted: "These two tigers were hacked to death, how many knives were hit on their bodies, you can all see clearly, let's check the number of knives, whoever cuts more, whoever divides more, if we cut them all, then these two tigers will all belong to us!" ”
Tan Zhengwen glanced at Fu Bingrong and thought, "Okay, you are more ruthless than me, you want to serve the two tigers together!" ”
Li Zheng was suddenly startled, the villagers came out to fight tigers, but there was no one with a big knife, even if it was a hunter, it was just a hunting fork, and only these guests were holding a big knife, if you check the number of knives, these two tigers will not be all theirs!
He was very embarrassed and said, "But if we didn't stop the tigers, you wouldn't have been able to go up and cut them!" ”
Fu Bingrong's eyes narrowed, his voice was louder, and he shouted: "Blocking all the tigers in my adult's room, what is this, is it to murder the court official, what crime should he be guilty of?" You're right, tomorrow morning, come with us to the government and make it clear! ”
Li Zheng was almost stunned, how could he talk about the murder of the court officials, who can afford to bear the crime, this is a crime that costs people's lives!
Yang Ze waved his hand and said, "Don't say that, Li Zheng and the villagers are good, how could they murder this official!" ”
Li Zheng hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, the little one just learned that you are an official, how can you murder, you can't talk nonsense, you want to cut off your head!" ”
Tan Zhengwen sighed and said, "So, if you had known that my family was an official, you would have murdered?" ”
Li Zheng said with a bitter face: "That's not even better, the little one never thought of murdering the court officials!" ”
The villagers also shouted together, saying that Fu Bingrong and Tan Zhengwen were wronging them!
Yang Ze smiled and said, "These two dead tigers will belong to me, you leave them just to eat meat, there are some fur and bones left, even if they are sold, they can't be sold at a good price, and the fur is broken." In this case, everyone will share one of the tiger meat, and leave one for me to make bacon to take away, and besides, I will give you another two hundred yuan, even if I buy their fur and bones, you will not lose anything! ”
Li Zheng and the villagers are all overjoyed, if these two dead tigers are transported to the city to sell, it will definitely be more than 200 yuan, but the officials are willing to pay for it, and the money is not much different, and it saves them a lot of effort, and it is okay, no matter how much money you make, you can do it without losing money!
Everyone was so happy that the villagers did not go back to sleep, but let the women of each family come out, and in the night they disposed of the two tigers, boiling the meat, the bacon of the bacon, and the fur, the entrails, and the bones.
Yang Ze changed rooms to sleep, he was also very excited, the tiger is a treasure, he got two, and he became a hero of fighting tigers, it is estimated that when he arrived in the northwest, he saw the former prince, and he also had to blow! (To be continued)